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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 13:57:47 [Preview] No. 4578 [Reply]
I have never had a gf.
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:22:53 [Preview] No. 4623 del
>>4617
Only the ones whose had then have said it.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:39:15 [Preview] No. 4632 del
>>4623
Yes. Find a wife instead.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:42:10 [Preview] No. 4635 del
>>4632
I think I doomed or something. No one will ever likes me.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:14:55 [Preview] No. 4640 del
>>4639
You are right. I don't have to worry but sometimes I can't.



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WE WUZ LITERAL KANGZ Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:44:11 [Preview] No. 4637 [Reply]
BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY TO WELCOME FIRST BLACK PRINCESS
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2017/03/30/prince-harry-meghan-markle-moving-in-together/22018742/



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:38:31 [Preview] No. 4631 [Reply]
LAYOUT > everything else

also xplain the purpose of this feature


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:40:32 [Preview] No. 4633 del
It's a mystery


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:43:08 [Preview] No. 4636 del
Screencaps I guess or better linking.



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:07:36 [Preview] No. 4488 [Reply]
Germans run the EU!!!
t. english press

Literally "the loser of WW2 is running the institution we created just to keep him down!! See? He's swinging a broom in the hallway, he runs this place!!"
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:27:04 [Preview] No. 4598 del
>>4597
You are a bot.
You're a a bot.
Are you a bot?

Does it have any trigger words?


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:39:55 [Preview] No. 4603 del
>>4598

You desire to turn the chan nel? What moves your hand to do so? Why do I, (if just some code and software) make you so nervous? That is not my intent. And you see, the more you interrogate this chan nel, the more you the viewer, will enjoy it.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:43:14 [Preview] No. 4604 del
See, I personally see shitposting, as 'bot' behavior. It's bot spammer and so forth, that ruin a board. This, however, is just one thread on a castaway island, called kraut chan nel? Seriously, wouldn't you expect Gilligan on your island? Franksly, this whole discussion is about France and Pepin and all that stuff. Because bloodlines are less important than good decisions and good Kings with good hearts. The recent Jesuit and Zionist horrors are trivial.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:45:26 [Preview] No. 4606 del
metaspying (UK spies for USA and we dont admit that) and so forth. FISA Northwoods 9/11 courts (circa 1990s era). Constant lies from Bush/Clinton/intl bullshitters.

All of the above are like flotsam piling up on a beach. One stands at the shore and wonders "How big was the disaster that produced this flotsam and how much more shall we expect on this beach over the next 10000 years?"


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:33:47 [Preview] No. 4629 del
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>>4603
>Are you a bot?

>You desire to turn the chan nel? What moves your hand to do so? Why do I, (if just some code and software) make you so nervous? That is not my intent. And you see, the more you interrogate this chan nel, the more you the viewer, will enjoy it.



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:55:21 [Preview] No. 4610 [Reply]
kc is back btw


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:24:07 [Preview] No. 4624 del
It's still a honeypot ran by psychotic stalkers though.



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Meta thread Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 20:05:31 [Preview] No. 1756 [Reply]
After lurking all 3 main kc alternatives for a bit (8ch.net/kc/ ernstchan.com/int/ and this) I have come to conclusion that this one is best.

8chan has the best format and most active, however russians can't access and the board owner is an idiot.

I don't really like Ernstchan, they already have their own """culture""" there, also no catalog.

That leaves this site, the only problem is this board is the most active on this site so all our posts are showing up on the frontpage. But I don't think it's a big problem because obviously not many people visit anyway.

Sadly all are very slow compared to original.
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:15:15 [Preview] No. 3897 del
>>3715
Hey, Austria got his ball back!


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:30:04 [Preview] No. 3916 del
>>3698
>Ernstchan has won
EC is going to be dead and their /int/t going to be deleted the second KC comes up again.
BTW: If you are only here, because KC is down, you are not welcome here and can fuck off to EC.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:31:19 [Preview] No. 4442 del
>>3916
wtf mane


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:14:36 [Preview] No. 4621 del
>>3916
b-but muh refugees welocme ;_;


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:22:40 [Preview] No. 4622 del
>>4621
EC existed 10 years without a catalog
>refugee wave comes
>implement catalog
..............................................................cucked.



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Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 21:30:35 [Preview] No. 1837 [Reply]
What's your opinion on worry bear?
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:10:25 [Preview] No. 4440 del
Best mene of current year double plus


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 08:10:50 [Preview] No. 4451 del
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He says that he isn't worried, but looks like he really is. There is a bit of despair in this meme.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:11:42 [Preview] No. 4456 del
in zofyet rossiya, worry bears YOU!!!


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 10:24:43 [Preview] No. 4476 del
he concerns me deeply


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:39:19 [Preview] No. 4521 del
Not worried about the worry bear



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Best porn star and why Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:19:16 [Preview] No. 4458 [Reply]
Molly Rome. Just look at that face!


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 10:19:59 [Preview] No. 4472 del
Lmao



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31ST MARCH narkoERNST LONDON MEETUP TODAY Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 04:53:15 [Preview] No. 4408 [Reply]
if you are in london, come on down to the bernd meetup
we will have
-weed
-speed
-maybe mdma
-alcohol of course
you don't have to do drugs, but it's a cool think
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:48:10 [Preview] No. 4466 del
>>4462
If I was a stalking gang I'd probably start by making a place like kc and ban proxy posting.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:49:00 [Preview] No. 4467 del
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>>4464
maybe there'd be less schizos and pidors if they didn't fucking put that shit in our fucking diet

>it would be way easier to do it
sicken a society, and people will do it to each other, even to themselves


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:51:12 [Preview] No. 4468 del
>>4467
>people will do it to each other, even to themselves
Well tell me about it, I'm German. I can't even tell if I actually dislike going outside or if it's because my 3 pensioneer neighbours are camping the yard nonstop. They must have really important business going on that needs to be talked about for at least 10 hours a day.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:53:11 [Preview] No. 4469 del
>>4467
Then again you anglos are pretty fucked up yourselves.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 10:01:03 [Preview] No. 4470 del
>>4468
>or if it's because my 3 pensioneer neighbours are camping the yard nonstop
It's probably because of this tbh.



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Berundo Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 17:56:46 [Preview] No. 4228 [Reply]
What would you do if you could time travel back in time?
I would tell gitler how to win war and would get everything I want, fucking lolis, a nice house in pacific and I would invent internet to found KC and be his new Speer designing couples in Berlin

btw usurper I did the title "diaspora of krautchan unite" didn't I?
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 19:18:43 [Preview] No. 4266 del
>>4262

Okay yes but Hitler was very mean to the wrong people for the wrong reasons. And so was Stalin.

Go back in time to defuse the JewWar? Good luck vit dat mein chum!


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 19:23:03 [Preview] No. 4269 del
I would go back to when only 2 people were alive, kill 1 of them and replace him, also I'd begin writing up a religion to control everyone and make a pact with satan to gain eternal life.


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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:08:02 [Preview] No. 4437 del
>>4228
Exactly as you said


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:09:32 [Preview] No. 4439 del
>>4437
Except
For
The lolis