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Bernd 08/25/2017 (Fri) 17:49:09 [Preview] No. 9698 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
¡Oh Banana Joe!
Tu tienes
¡Oh Banana, -nana Joe!
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Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 06:34:27 [Preview] No. 9704 del

Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 11:41:10 [Preview] No. 9722 del
ayy I was thinking about this actor recently, but could not recall his name
thanks op

Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 13:21:14 [Preview] No. 9728 del
Bud Spencer. He's loved all over the country.

Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 15:25:38 [Preview] No. 9746 del
tfw never seen this movie and never heard about it (maybe only on imageboards and recently).

Wiki about that movie doesn't even has Russian version. Pretty strange for that old thing.

Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 17:56:24 [Preview] No. 9749 del
Compared to his other films I too have seen this fairly late.

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Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:16:29 [Preview] No. 9740 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:19:19 [Preview] No. 9742 del
Thank you. What other sites can you offer that might interest us?

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August 20, Birthday of Hungary Bernd 08/20/2017 (Sun) 08:45:44 [Preview] No. 9639 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's the 1017th birthday of the Christian Hungary, a national holiday. Last year I made a thread for the commemoration, today I'll keep it shorter but still.
Why August 20? Our first Christian king, Saint Stephen (reigned 1000-1038) was canonized this day in 1083 by Saint Ladislaus (reigned 1077-1095). This day was chosen as a representation of statehood as we aren't sure about the precise date of the coronation of Stephen.
Customary celebrations of the statehood are held all over the country, and in Budapest the Holy Right (a relic, mummified right hand of Saint Stephen) is carried around during a precession. Of course our leading politicians give speeches, usually some nonsense.
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Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 12:40:21 [Preview] No. 9726 del
My browser is doing weird shit too I checked in other browsers and it was okay. I hope with the next update it'll go away.

Wow, they have an Indian saint. I mean native Indian not curry Indian.

Who are the most coolest saints? Our king Saint Ladislaus is pretty badass as a knight-king and a warrior saint I'm thinking about something along the line.

That's actually sounds awesome. Shame it was too late for me. Oh, well.

Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 12:59:10 [Preview] No. 9727 del
20% of US population is still comparable to Spain or Italy.

Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 20:50:11 [Preview] No. 9735 del
>Indian saint
Which one? I can't find on the list.
>coolest saints
Well depends on what do you find cool. There's some people in Church history with awesome stories. When it comes to warrior saints then Ferdinand III of Castile is your man. Living saintly every day life and btfoing muslims from Iberia. Or pic related (not a saint actually but close).
St Louis IX king of Fronce went on two crusades and died in battle on the second one.
St George was a roman soldier and a priest. Killed a dragon and such. Got martyred because emperor tried to force him into apostasy.
St Ignatius of Loyola, soldier, then priest. Founder of Jesuits. Got hit by a canonball, had an operation that ended with him having one leg shorter.
Big nigga saint Moses the black. Was a thief, a robber, and a big guy. Swam through the Nile river just to kill one guy who annoyed him. When the autorities went after him he hid in a monastery where he converted and became monk. When some other robbers tried to attack that monastery he beated them to pulp with his bare hands. He dragged their bodies to chief monk asking what should he do with them, and was told to forgive them and send them away, but they converted and become monks too instead. Moses the black died in old age while defending his monastery from other bandits, giving time for other monks to escape.
St. Nicolaus, known in some regions as Santa Claus. It is said that he was not only known for helping people in needs but also punching heretics in the face on the councils.

Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:11:10 [Preview] No. 9738 del
Saint Nick had the temper it seems.
>Moses the black
Well whores and other sinners are the most beloved, aren't they.

Our House of Árpád is full of saints. Not just Stephen I and Ladislaus I:
- prince Emeric, son of king Stephen I supposedly Amerigo Vespucci's father was inspired buy his cult to name his son Amerigo hence indirectly the continent was named after him
- princess Piroska, daughter of king Ladislaus I, Byzantine empress by the name Irene and the wife of John II Komnenos
- princess Elizabeth, daughter of king Andrew II of Jerusalem, wife of Louis IV, the landgrave of Thuringia (after his death emperor Friderich II proposed her but he got btfo-d by her, kek)
- princess Margaret, daughter of king Bela IV, wife of God (i.e. nun) as she was offered to him in exchange saving the country from the Mongols
- princess Kinga, also a daughter of king Bela IV, by the name of Kunigunda wife of Boleslaw V (the Chaste), high duke of Poland, poor dude had to take vow of chastity just like his nutty wife (sorry Bolan)

Five other saints lived all over Europe related to the House Árpád fairly closely:
- David I of Scotland, 6th child of Malcom III and Margaret of Wessex...
- ... who was also a saint and her mom was a Hungarian princess, daughter or sister of Saint Stephen I.
- Agnes of Bohemia, daughter of king Ottokar I of Bohemia and Constance of Hungary, daughter of Bela III
- bishop Louis of Toulouse, grandson of king Stephen V, and member of the Capetian House of Anjou

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So Bernd Bernd 07/05/2017 (Wed) 21:05:43 [Preview] No. 8755 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What made you diaspora?
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Bernd 07/14/2017 (Fri) 13:21:19 [Preview] No. 8923 del
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The phone call that saved Krautchan

Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 00:28:08 [Preview] No. 9388 del
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Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 05:08:34 [Preview] No. 9389 del
Probably I'm the only one who doesn't belong here my IP was banned as a proxy.

Bernd 08/13/2017 (Sun) 16:57:55 [Preview] No. 9561 del
Nothing because this place has default backlinking and just takes quality posters away from the Ka'

Bernd 08/13/2017 (Sun) 18:56:46 [Preview] No. 9562 del
We're all top quality posters.

a/c Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 09:26:58 [Preview] No. 9392 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I usually turn off the a/c at work. Where I live and work it can drop down to 60-70 degrees often in the summer during the afternoons and evenings. The problem is my co-workers flip fucking shit when they figure it out.
I feel the air is unnecessary for the most part. It's loud as hell, and it blows papers around because it's up super high. We don't have any big equipment that heats up, we got rid of an old server that was the only thing I'd say that generated significant extraneous heat.
I feel like people freaking out over there not being air conditioning is just insane. You think they would die with the way they act. This old lady particularly freaks out but she also doesn't know how to work the thermostat. She says she can't read writing that small but I don't believe her.
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Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 11:45:37 [Preview] No. 9394 del
I get it at around noon when the temps peak or if you live in an area that warrants it but this summer has been mild and we're in the midwest.

Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 20:14:11 [Preview] No. 9398 del
This is one of the most American post I've read for a while now.
How about print out the writing with larger fonts?

Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 23:21:27 [Preview] No. 9402 del
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the display is digital. I tried to show her once. Ours is almost identical to pic related but 2 less buttons. You hit the leftmost button and it cycles heat/cool/off, she has to hit it once to turn the air on, but it's "too small to read."

Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 23:37:45 [Preview] No. 9403 del
How come in the movies they always crawl into the place they have to go through the air vents? How did they get on the roof lol?

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 14:12:22 [Preview] No. 9404 del
Oh I thought the stuff has some manual or some shit like that.

I guess those vents are the parallel of the mandatory secret rooms and corridors in old houses.

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Orthodox and catholic church are evil Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 21:57:59 [Preview] No. 9290 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
protestant church is the true
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Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 20:01:28 [Preview] No. 9381 del
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If you know what I mean...

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Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 20:33:40 [Preview] No. 9386 del
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Apropos one of Attila's son was called Dengizik.

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Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 20:16:50 [Preview] No. 9358 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Goodnight /kc/tire

Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 05:20:29 [Preview] No. 9362 del
Shamefur dispray.

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Rareballs Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:46:06 [Preview] No. 8660 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just trying to see some rareballs
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Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:57:41 [Preview] No. 8674 del
That makes a lot of sense, the servers likely are running tor. I wonder if Lynx didn't give tor posts flags on purpose.

Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 13:01:07 [Preview] No. 8676 del
yea because you usually don't control what exit a tor connection is going to use, so flags on tor would be pointless

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 16:03:28 [Preview] No. 9353 del
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And from this 4 two are BO or whoever testing rare balls.

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 17:05:27 [Preview] No. 9355 del
strange,I think I saw 10 normies yesterday or 2 days ago

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 18:20:28 [Preview] No. 9356 del
Maybe they had supersecret sägetalk in some thread behind. Otherwise since the two long "long" discussions (one in the loli webmö thread the other in the regular webümm thread) we had very sparse traffic.

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Chess Bernd 07/01/2017 (Sat) 16:48:49 [Preview] No. 8611 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you play 2D chess, Bernd?
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Bernd 07/30/2017 (Sun) 19:07:29 [Preview] No. 9335 del
Do I look like Trump to you?

Bernd 07/30/2017 (Sun) 20:00:25 [Preview] No. 9336 del
Is that a trick question?

Bernd 07/30/2017 (Sun) 20:04:17 [Preview] No. 9337 del
I found a good tool to play the first one online if anyone would be interested. Also some other board/card games are included.

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Bernd 07/31/2017 (Mon) 16:17:31 [Preview] No. 9345 del
Welcome, Mr. President. I'd like to congratulate you on your Noble Prize award! How's your lovely wife, Michelle?

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Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 21:57:02 [Preview] No. 9289 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Come to our chat niggas

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Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 23:17:04 [Preview] No. 9292 del
Just taking a break my friend but I'll hit you up during the weekend.

Bernd 07/28/2017 (Fri) 15:40:47 [Preview] No. 9304 del
Are you the one with the /int/eresting board?

Bernd 07/29/2017 (Sat) 02:14:54 [Preview] No. 9317 del
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Looks like Livechan with cats

Bernd 07/29/2017 (Sat) 14:51:18 [Preview] No. 9324 del