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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:34:33 [Preview] No. 5410 [Reply]
Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my Anonym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:45:18 [Preview] No. 5413 del
>Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes
Cold. Also dark.

I remember your board I even posted a few lines. I can give you a visit sometimes. Why the proxy?

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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 17:19:00 [Preview] No. 5341 [Reply]
I'm drunk, listening to early 2000's music and coding an android app I will probably never finish.
So Bernd, how do you spend this fine saturday afternoon?
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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 18:40:55 [Preview] No. 5356 del
funny guy
I like you

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:22:39 [Preview] No. 5375 del
Local ethnics bake that shit. They call it kolachi, but looking on google whatever they're calling it ain't the same. Poppy and nut are most popular.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:27:43 [Preview] No. 5377 del
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Here we go. St. Stans grammas love that shit.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 09:16:07 [Preview] No. 5388 del
that's bejgli

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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 22:15:51 [Preview] No. 5359 [Reply]
What are /kc/'s thoughts on Esperanto and other artificial languages?
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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 09:07:11 [Preview] No. 5387 del
Artifical languages are ok, but concept of making one big universal language for world is silly. Even for smaller region like Europe. You can't make language that will be equally easy to learn for everyone, and without that feature it isn't really better than already established languages. If you want something for Europe, ressurect Latin, it will be slightly harder to learn but at least it has historical rightness and image.

Although inventing new languages is ok.

Esperanto sounds too "romanish" for me, Interlingua is same, languages like Lojban are freaky as fuck.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 10:32:20 [Preview] No. 5389 del
>Nouns are called "Hauptwort" in German
Weird. Never heard of this.
t. had best grades in german every single year

Nomen? Substantiv? How about that? And the verb is not in the middle automatically, and it being in the middle wouldn't make it the "main word".

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 11:35:14 [Preview] No. 5391 del
We were told all three names, including "Hauptwort".

You can always omit words until you're left with just the verb, while the sentence still stays meaningful.
Exception are the sentences in languages that drop the copula; example many Slavic languages do this, while Slovene preserves the verb "to be"; я словенец, not я есмь словенец without dropping the copula; yet it is still quite clear that (есмь) словенец is the core of the sentence even in this case and it serves the role of the verb. On a side note, Slovene does this more similar to Latin and drops subjective pronouns instead, so (jaz) sem slovenec.
Even more so the fact that the verb is the main word in the sentence is clear in case of Japanese (even though it again drops the copula); all other words in the sentence receive modifiers and the verb also automatically goes to the end (though word order generally has absolutely nothing to do with which word is the most important).

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 11:37:01 [Preview] No. 5392 del
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oh and sentence structure schematics of japanese

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 12:04:47 [Preview] No. 5393 del
yeah I'd like to learn it one day just to use Pasporta Servo, seems like a good way to travel for poorfags

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Wallpaper thread Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 17:22:43 [Preview] No. 5284 [Reply]
Bernd edition
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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 16:21:04 [Preview] No. 5334 del
Now that's KC-tire. Something like that French fuck would prefer.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 04:34:50 [Preview] No. 5200 [Reply]
I'm getting really frustrated with school. Time is running out and I'm being given these big final projects. I'm not worried of the possibility of failing a class - far from it. I'm worried of getting a B in one of my classes, staining my 4.0 GPA once and for all.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 09:15:28 [Preview] No. 5207 del
Such is the life of a slave who has lost direction.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 09:48:33 [Preview] No. 5208 del
High school was the worst four years of my life

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 16:45:41 [Preview] No. 5280 del
This is college, scrub! Highschool was fine by me because I didn't care at all about my grades.

Bernd 04/01/2017 (Sat) 17:33:15 [Preview] No. 4777 [Reply]
Literally me looking at the amount of work I have to do.
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Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 00:57:54 [Preview] No. 5236 del
Because Asians themselves are vulnerable to gommunism epidemics.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 11:38:43 [Preview] No. 5251 del
they're also vulnerable to effeminacy as well

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 12:46:39 [Preview] No. 5261 del
They are "daughters of megalia", feminism has corrupted SK at the highest levels in some cult pizzagate tier shit.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 13:21:52 [Preview] No. 5265 del
We are immune to communism too.
In 1919 it was da Jews only handful of commies were in the country, the most prominent of them were - in fact - Jewish, on the other hand other Jews were the victim of them as they were bourgeois, mostly as small shop/workshop ownersand they could only mobilize the country with the Czech and Romanian threat. Otherwise they just stole from the people, brutalized and executed many which antagonized the whole society.
After '45 it needed the Red Army to keep communism.
Now it's only the false nostalgia fuels some sympathy. Life back then felt more secure in general and people didn't know the cost is the country's financial stability. The government took huge amount of loan from a part of it they financed the goulashcommunism other part went to the brotherly Soviet Union.
Our communist party is less then a fly fart, and our socialists are laissez-faire capitalists.
There would be strong "communal" feeling in the Hungarians which is constantly exploited and disappointed.

Mene Tiem Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 18:57:29 [Preview] No. 2504 [Reply]
Professer Goggle!
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 00:14:40 [Preview] No. 2820 del
sonic the edgehog

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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 01:55:19 [Preview] No. 2867 del
>no sign saying "/r/polandball"
come on bro...

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 05:10:15 [Preview] No. 5201 del
Funny thread.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 07:31:13 [Preview] No. 5206 del
That looks like a spurdo with a big benis.

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Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 01:02:50 [Preview] No. 5198 [Reply]
When I'm reading, I feel more strain on the eyes when the background is black and the text white rather than the inverse. Very strange!

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 05:13:55 [Preview] No. 5202 del
That's interesting.
When I had no access to e-book readers I read everything in html as I could change easily the font and background color to my liking. After rather short fiddling I found a simple 'black font and middle grey background' is the ideal for me.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 05:46:45 [Preview] No. 5204 del
I usually use blue bg yellow font or something like that. Generally speaking though I can't read like a book very well on a computer as I get distracted quite easily. Real thing or my kindle, the latter being perpetually dust covered.

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Ю́лия Вячесла́вовна Липни́цкая Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 16:47:13 [Preview] No. 5099 [Reply]
Hey Bernd, do you still remember me?
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Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:36:56 [Preview] No. 5180 del

Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 23:38:57 [Preview] No. 5182 del
source: your excel spreadsheet

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 00:48:07 [Preview] No. 5184 del
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Source is pic related.

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 03:21:39 [Preview] No. 5186 del
People kept saying that if anyone is attracted to her, they're a pedophile. I later just accepted it and stopped caring how old a girl is. I'm either attracted to her, or not. Age no longer matters.

>There are tons of pics of girls who are just as cute or cuter then her all over the internet
Indeed. I stopped thinking much about Yulia when I saw another cute girl online everyone kept posting. The problem was is that the girl was younger (12). Eventually her dad got butthurt that people were whacking it to his daughter and deleted all of her social media.

>If you pick one who's older then you won't have problem with this paedo shit.
There's this girl that I like in real life who is 25, and she's the only girl that I have liked, in a couple of years, that's actually older than me. I know for a fact that she doesn't like me back though.

Hopefully I'll get back to dating someone which I haven't done since highschool years ago. If I date someone, I'll be forced to date someone around my age to be apart from social stigma.

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 06:42:23 [Preview] No. 5193 del
looks like a very unbiased source

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Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 01:29:36 [Preview] No. 5185 [Reply]
Will kc moderators ban me for this pic (i will hide the file name)?

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 05:16:03 [Preview] No. 5190 del
I don't think so. Test it out. Pigdogging is the best option: grab a proxy then post it through that so your IP won't get banned.