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I need help Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:40:28 [Preview] No. 4524 [Reply]
Mental ward here. My mental condition has seriously detoriated ever since KC went down. My doctor keeps asking me what happened all of a sudden and I don't know what to tell him, "the international online forum of interracial porn, racist internet memes and Autists that was my entire social life is kill?"

Seriously God, why would you do this? My life is going to shit and I can't even tell the professionals why.
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 17:25:18 [Preview] No. 4667 del
>>4665
Good luck with that.
However I don't see it very likely that facebukkake goes down for good. So you have to rely on yourself. Maybe you can find some offline activities which keeps you and your mind occupied.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 19:34:37 [Preview] No. 4691 del
>>4524
just tell your doctor, good lord. You shouldn't give a fuck what he thinks, you should care that he's trying to help you and can't without all the info


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 19:35:04 [Preview] No. 4692 del
>>4543
n/m
>She
get a male doctorb


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 19:57:56 [Preview] No. 4694 del
>>4692
They're all shit, male or female doesn't matter.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 20:00:45 [Preview] No. 4695 del
OP you should discuss this whole issue with your psychologist



Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 18:42:56 [Preview] No. 4685 [Reply]
Krautchan is back up and already filled with cancer. Fuck it, I'm staying here.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 18:48:20 [Preview] No. 4686 del
Fancy OC you got there.



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Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 13:55:41 [Preview] No. 2258 [Reply]
If you want to use this board by using cellphone, you can download an app called dashchan. Enjoy.

https://github.com/Mishiranu/Dashchan
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Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:14:09 [Preview] No. 2304 del
It works on kc.


Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:26:07 [Preview] No. 2311 del
But kc is ded my salofren


Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:31:07 [Preview] No. 2314 del
Test
>>2311
I mean I thought it would work here too but fuck. I see it now from my cellphone. Sad.


Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:32:43 [Preview] No. 2316 del
Also I like the flags instead of balls here.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 18:01:59 [Preview] No. 4673 del
This thread seems like a public service announcement so maybe worth saving.



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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 04:05:39 [Preview] No. 3644 [Reply]
Anyone else repulsed by gays? I don't think I could ever accept them.
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:03:19 [Preview] No. 4435 del
The more you know about them the less tolerable it becomes.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:34:49 [Preview] No. 4443 del
I know a guy that has had five bfs two years after breaking up with his first, (and probably more sexual partners) and he told me he had so many bfs and couldn't help it because he was addicted and couldn't handle loneliness, he always was addicted to porn.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:28:45 [Preview] No. 4600 del
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>>3644
Not all gays, just the flamers


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 17:24:17 [Preview] No. 4666 del
Saint Catherine of Siena, the great 14th century religious mystic, transmitted the words of Our Lord Jesus Christ about the sin of homosexuality, which contaminated some of the clergy in her time, the Renaissance.
Referring to sacred ministers who committed this sin, He told her:


Our Lord speaking to St. Catherine of Siena

They [the homosexuals] not only fail from resisting the weakness [of fallen human nature] .... but they do even worse when they commit the cursed sin against nature. Like the blind and stupid, having dimmed the light of their understanding, they do not recognize the disease and misery in which they find themselves. For this not only causes Me nausea, but is disgusting even to the devils themselves whom these depraved creatures have chosen as their lords.

For Me this sin against nature is so abominable that for it alone five cities were destroyed by virtue of the judgment of My Divine Justice, which could no longer bear their iniquity ....

It is disgusting to the devils not because evil displeases them or because they find pleasure in good, but rather because their nature is angelic and flees upon seeing such a repulsive sin being committed. For while certainly it is the devil that first strikes the sinner with the poisoned arrow of concupiscence, nonetheless when a man actually carries out such a sinful act, the devil goes away.

(St. Catherine of Siena, El diálogo,
in Obras de Santa Catalina de Siena, Madrid: BAC, 1991, p. 292)


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 17:42:55 [Preview] No. 4670 del
>>4666
Well, she sure did not like homos.



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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 09:26:18 [Preview] No. 3699 [Reply]
Ernstchan added a catalog
There's a Stylish userstyle that makes it look exactly like Krautchan, far closer to the original than 8ch even
Most people are already there
What's your excuse now?
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:27:55 [Preview] No. 4626 del
Also keep that rivalry thing going, I can see it encourages our admin (and yours too I guess) to implement new features and work on quality of the site.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:42:02 [Preview] No. 4634 del
>>4625
if you unironically wanted to post on 8ch then you shoud seriously reconsider your life choices. it was the worst board of all and the board owner was the biggest cuckold this world has ever seen


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:56:50 [Preview] No. 4649 del
>>4599
>>4634
I don't get this dude. Luckily his now back at KC main. I hope there he can enjoy telling people why one thread superior to other.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 17:11:33 [Preview] No. 4660 del
>>4649
i just want to see your ass bleed :3


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 17:15:50 [Preview] No. 4663 del
>>4660
Well, then just stand on one leg until it does.



KC sever is back up! Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 15:14:59 [Preview] No. 3826 [Reply]
but /int/ is 404 and the main page is just pic related.

what the fug is going on?
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:36:42 [Preview] No. 4517 del
Page has changed to an new message.

I can't read kraut runes what does it say?


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:38:02 [Preview] No. 4519 del
"perfidious foreigners stole kc"


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:51:54 [Preview] No. 4534 del
>>4517
Still small things broken, rest running again,
Everything will be fine

t. google translate pro


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:59:14 [Preview] No. 4537 del
Meh.

I'm getting used to the lack of kcmods here.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 17:02:21 [Preview] No. 4655 del
>>4537
Nothing prevents you posting here anytime.



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:55:46 [Preview] No. 4611 [Reply]
It's back !
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:01:48 [Preview] No. 4638 del
so who der fucken killed it?


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:29:35 [Preview] No. 4641 del
What is the possibility it's a honey pot now after the raid for murder and cp stuff?


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:40:37 [Preview] No. 4643 del
>>4641
Just don't say racist things or post cp, and you'll be ok.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:46:15 [Preview] No. 4645 del
>>4643
But what else is there to do?


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:47:37 [Preview] No. 4646 del
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>>4643
Do those third worlders who live next to EU in safety or not?



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 13:49:03 [Preview] No. 4572 [Reply]
yuros

what is this man's actual purpose?
what are his functional responsibilities?
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 13:54:26 [Preview] No. 4576 del
Ambassador for intergalatic relations
Town drunk


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:51:11 [Preview] No. 4608 del
>jousting festival
>taxes as lances
>wielded by special knights


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:54:25 [Preview] No. 4609 del
Reptilian pope.
He slaps or pets the national underlings, depending on wether they've been naughty or nice.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:37:41 [Preview] No. 4630 del


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:36:11 [Preview] No. 4642 del
Alcohol quality control.



Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 13:57:47 [Preview] No. 4578 [Reply]
I have never had a gf.
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:22:53 [Preview] No. 4623 del
>>4617
Only the ones whose had then have said it.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:39:15 [Preview] No. 4632 del
>>4623
Yes. Find a wife instead.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:42:10 [Preview] No. 4635 del
>>4632
I think I doomed or something. No one will ever likes me.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 16:14:55 [Preview] No. 4640 del
>>4639
You are right. I don't have to worry but sometimes I can't.



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WE WUZ LITERAL KANGZ Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:44:11 [Preview] No. 4637 [Reply]
BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY TO WELCOME FIRST BLACK PRINCESS
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2017/03/30/prince-harry-meghan-markle-moving-in-together/22018742/