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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:02:28 [Preview] No. 10117 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what the fuckerino happerino with krautchinz


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:06:23 [Preview] No. 10119 del
Down same as EC
All german bernds escaped to the secret board.
More informations on 8ch.net/kc/


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 06:32:56 [Preview] No. 10128 del
>>10117
And you came here to ask us...
Well we are known to be the Keepers of the Secrets of the Internet so here you go:
I asked Putin personally to hack KC for the kicks. And lo.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:53:36 [Preview] No. 10196 del
I defeated krautchan ask me anything.



Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 02:54:35 [Preview] No. 9763 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These fucking faggots not only want me to pay money to play soccer with them, but to play as goalie the entire game.
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 18:41:54 [Preview] No. 9956 del
>>9946
I sucked as a kid when we played football due to lack of practice. I loved however playing during the larger breaks between classes in primary school when bunch of kids from all grades and ages just played free for all to one goal. Of course the older kids always had the advantage but as you got older...
Then in secondary school we had more freedom to chose what team sport to play at PE class so I could practice some basketball, volleyball beside football which was the least regulated and played by the rules. It was a bit rough sometimes but very adrenalin booster and somehow we all managed through it without injuries. Sometimes I played goalie and did a well job.
Since then I rarely played and only with friends and pals. These matches are even less orderly using two bricks as a goal or played on a sloped field or such. It's very enjoyable and it goes all right. At least for that I would worth nothing on a real field with normal rules and such.
The least sympathetic role is the strikers. Not that I wouldn't like to bag some goals but I dunno, they seem the least teamplayers maybe. I'm shit at heading so center backs are out too. All the other roles seems favorable tho.

I wonder what OP would wanna play.


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 19:08:54 [Preview] No. 9957 del
Personally I'd say that side midfielders may be the most exciting roles to play. You need to cover a lot of space, coordinate pushes, but you also need a lot of physical 1v1 skill to do it. It's an active supportive role, I'd say the most crucial for a teem to succeed.


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:20:51 [Preview] No. 9994 del
>>9942
I played at back and was pretty good defender until late school. It requires less dribble skill, you just need to be quick to kick ball when opponent controls him.

And you don't need to be long runner, it is all about constant short-distance sprints. I was bad long-distance runner.


Bernd 09/07/2017 (Thu) 18:15:50 [Preview] No. 10054 del
>>9957
That depends on what we call exciting. I think a defensive midfielder has the most complex task as he has to play all the roles his teammates do with the exception of the goalkeeper. This implies however that his role is difficult which can be daunting rather than exciting but maybe not.

>>9994
Yeah a full back sounds good but a wing back sometimes need to run through the whole pitch forward and back. Depends on the tactics the team follows. But that's another story.


Bernd 09/09/2017 (Sat) 23:33:25 [Preview] No. 10105 del
goalie is cool, you don't have to run at all and you are the alpha bad ass of your team



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Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 22:13:20 [Preview] No. 8523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
#Убий кацапську матір, убий її дитину
За те що в інтернеті сміються без зупину
Над Українським болем - над Голодомором
За глум над нашим горем не йме кацапа сором
#Убий щоб не вродила свинособача піхва
Нових жидомонголів. Вже не накоять лиха.
Гниє кацапський ворог в степах у Приазов'ї
Добий його родину, гнилу в душі й назовні
#Убий, бо не спиняли тих вбивць, що ми скарали
Був на Майдані розстріл - вони лиш реготали
Лить сліз ніхто не буде, настав наш час відплати
Тож вбий свину дитину а потім її матір!
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:35:54 [Preview] No. 10001 del
>>10000
Good job. Please drop by at 100000 too.


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:40:32 [Preview] No. 10002 del


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:58:16 [Preview] No. 10006 del
>>10000
pathetic tbh
on the other hand it means our board is getting popular and known


Bernd 09/07/2017 (Thu) 05:59:19 [Preview] No. 10033 del
>>10006
/sp/ here has some GETbot which crawls imageboards and lists the upcoming GETs, that's how he found his way over here.
Funny: when he was at about 9970 the bot listed /kc/ 10000 in 3 hours. So it seems it takes a short recent period of time as a sample to it's estimates and doesn't make longer projections.


Bernd 11/01/2017 (Wed) 12:15:14 [Preview] No. 11614 del
>9998
>he had to shitpost on a old thread for a get
Sad!



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weeb shit Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 10:02:21 [Preview] No. 9916 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thanks to the anon that recommended this prior to the wipe. It had some unexpectedly funny moments.


Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:13:58 [Preview] No. 9922 del
>>9916
I think that was the Brazil Bernd...


Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:15:54 [Preview] No. 9923 del
>>9922
Or the Finnish guy? I dunno one of the sometimesposters. The emphasis was on the Bernd...



Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 16:55:15 [Preview] No. 9831 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Come to our realtime imageboard-like chat. webm/mp4 up to 40mb supported. Meme stickers.
https://kotchan.org/chat/int
New format of shitposting


Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 16:59:23 [Preview] No. 9832 del
You already have a spam on this. Bump that thread next time. Das Fühl when you won't read this anyway and will make a few other treddies instead.


Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 17:09:17 [Preview] No. 9833 del
>>9832
This.
/kc/ is a small board, your thread will be up for a while. Check catalog next time.


Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 17:51:30 [Preview] No. 9834 del
>>9831
fuck off milk dud



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Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 15:29:43 [Preview] No. 9774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remember that movie where Godzilla fought two giant Turks?


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Bernd 08/25/2017 (Fri) 17:49:09 [Preview] No. 9698 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Joe
¡Oh Banana Joe!
Tu tienes
¡Oh Banana, -nana Joe!
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Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 06:34:27 [Preview] No. 9704 del
>>9700
¡OH BANANNANANNNANANNANANNA JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE!


Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 11:41:10 [Preview] No. 9722 del
ayy I was thinking about this actor recently, but could not recall his name
thanks op


Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 13:21:14 [Preview] No. 9728 del
>>9722
Bud Spencer. He's loved all over the country.


Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 15:25:38 [Preview] No. 9746 del
tfw never seen this movie and never heard about it (maybe only on imageboards and recently).

Wiki about that movie doesn't even has Russian version. Pretty strange for that old thing.


Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 17:56:24 [Preview] No. 9749 del
>>9746
Compared to his other films I too have seen this fairly late.



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Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:16:29 [Preview] No. 9740 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:19:19 [Preview] No. 9742 del
Thank you. What other sites can you offer that might interest us?



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Language Learning Thread Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 23:44:36 [Preview] No. 9015 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What language are you learning, Bernd? I am currently learning some Spanish, although my vocabulary is still small and my grammar needs work. Does anyone know of some good resources for learning Spanish and other languages? What are some languages you think that everyone should learn?
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Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 15:44:19 [Preview] No. 9184 del
>>9182
Why are you learning it if you hate it?


Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 16:56:20 [Preview] No. 9194 del
>>9184
He probably lives in a Mexican-majority area.
>>9182
You should learn a little Nahuatl and confuse any spics that try to talk to you.


Bernd 07/23/2017 (Sun) 17:54:28 [Preview] No. 9195 del
I feel similar this thread to the chess thread. Certain subjects have practical sides and while you can get knowledge on theoretical level you can only master it through practice. Or at least the real test of your knowledge is when you put it in use.


Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 07:14:26 [Preview] No. 9737 del
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

ow i b learnin dey pidgin


Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:15:43 [Preview] No. 9739 del
>>9737
Wetin be your favourite Pidgin word?

I remember a novel by Gerald Durrell about his travel to Bafut where he was a guest of the fon and they discoursed with the locals in Pidgin. It was translated to Hungarian.



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August 20, Birthday of Hungary Bernd 08/20/2017 (Sun) 08:45:44 [Preview] No. 9639 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's the 1017th birthday of the Christian Hungary, a national holiday. Last year I made a thread for the commemoration, today I'll keep it shorter but still.
Why August 20? Our first Christian king, Saint Stephen (reigned 1000-1038) was canonized this day in 1083 by Saint Ladislaus (reigned 1077-1095). This day was chosen as a representation of statehood as we aren't sure about the precise date of the coronation of Stephen.
Customary celebrations of the statehood are held all over the country, and in Budapest the Holy Right (a relic, mummified right hand of Saint Stephen) is carried around during a precession. Of course our leading politicians give speeches, usually some nonsense.
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Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 12:40:21 [Preview] No. 9726 del
>>9724
My browser is doing weird shit too I checked in other browsers and it was okay. I hope with the next update it'll go away.

>>9725
Wow, they have an Indian saint. I mean native Indian not curry Indian.

Who are the most coolest saints? Our king Saint Ladislaus is pretty badass as a knight-king and a warrior saint I'm thinking about something along the line.

>>9719
That's actually sounds awesome. Shame it was too late for me. Oh, well.


Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 12:59:10 [Preview] No. 9727 del
>>9725
20% of US population is still comparable to Spain or Italy.


Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 20:50:11 [Preview] No. 9735 del
>>9726
>Indian saint
Which one? I can't find on the list.
>coolest saints
Well depends on what do you find cool. There's some people in Church history with awesome stories. When it comes to warrior saints then Ferdinand III of Castile is your man. Living saintly every day life and btfoing muslims from Iberia. Or pic related (not a saint actually but close).
St Louis IX king of Fronce went on two crusades and died in battle on the second one.
St George was a roman soldier and a priest. Killed a dragon and such. Got martyred because emperor tried to force him into apostasy.
St Ignatius of Loyola, soldier, then priest. Founder of Jesuits. Got hit by a canonball, had an operation that ended with him having one leg shorter.
Big nigga saint Moses the black. Was a thief, a robber, and a big guy. Swam through the Nile river just to kill one guy who annoyed him. When the autorities went after him he hid in a monastery where he converted and became monk. When some other robbers tried to attack that monastery he beated them to pulp with his bare hands. He dragged their bodies to chief monk asking what should he do with them, and was told to forgive them and send them away, but they converted and become monks too instead. Moses the black died in old age while defending his monastery from other bandits, giving time for other monks to escape.
St. Nicolaus, known in some regions as Santa Claus. It is said that he was not only known for helping people in needs but also punching heretics in the face on the councils.


Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 08:11:10 [Preview] No. 9738 del
>>9735
Saint Nick had the temper it seems.
>Moses the black
Well whores and other sinners are the most beloved, aren't they.

Our House of Árpád is full of saints. Not just Stephen I and Ladislaus I:
- prince Emeric, son of king Stephen I supposedly Amerigo Vespucci's father was inspired buy his cult to name his son Amerigo hence indirectly the continent was named after him
- princess Piroska, daughter of king Ladislaus I, Byzantine empress by the name Irene and the wife of John II Komnenos
- princess Elizabeth, daughter of king Andrew II of Jerusalem, wife of Louis IV, the landgrave of Thuringia (after his death emperor Friderich II proposed her but he got btfo-d by her, kek)
- princess Margaret, daughter of king Bela IV, wife of God (i.e. nun) as she was offered to him in exchange saving the country from the Mongols
- princess Kinga, also a daughter of king Bela IV, by the name of Kunigunda wife of Boleslaw V (the Chaste), high duke of Poland, poor dude had to take vow of chastity just like his nutty wife (sorry Bolan)

Five other saints lived all over Europe related to the House Árpád fairly closely:
- David I of Scotland, 6th child of Malcom III and Margaret of Wessex...
- ... who was also a saint and her mom was a Hungarian princess, daughter or sister of Saint Stephen I.
- Agnes of Bohemia, daughter of king Ottokar I of Bohemia and Constance of Hungary, daughter of Bela III
- bishop Louis of Toulouse, grandson of king Stephen V, and member of the Capetian House of Anjou