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Bernd Cooking Bernd 03/23/2017 (Thu) 20:30:41 [Preview] No. 316 [Reply]
To breathe some life into this board i decided to make cooking thread.

What do you usually eat for dinner bernd? Do you have any interesting recipes? Do you have any ideas for fast cheap and tasty dinners?

My usually dinners are made from combination of frozen vegetables and chicken/sausage heated on a pan as i only have a gas stove in my flat

Sometimes chicken breast with gyros seasoning plus rice
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 12:23:06 [Preview] No. 3059 del
Tortelini because fastest warm meal xD

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:06:00 [Preview] No. 5081 del
Do you have electric grill OP?

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 20:48:53 [Preview] No. 5115 del
Not if you make them from scratch.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 09:53:37 [Preview] No. 5133 del
Scrambled eggs is better.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 15:38:12 [Preview] No. 5140 del
Especially if you start with the sowing the grain.

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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 08:07:39 [Preview] No. 2929 [Reply]
Hi Bernd. Today I'm gonna cook hypophthalmichthys (retarded name tbh, in Ukrainian the fish called towstolobyk). Let's get started little by little.
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Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 21:06:39 [Preview] No. 5117 del
Internet shopping exists faggot

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 21:12:25 [Preview] No. 5118 del
Go get yourself a new toilet then.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 05:34:03 [Preview] No. 5126 del
You should still go outside. But I don't want to turn this thread into giving advices discussing drinkable water was enough.

As he >>5117 pointed out you can order stuff, even toilets. Tho in that case you should have knowledge and some practice on basic plumbing.
Buy good knives when you at it, and sharpening stones/rods and learn how to grind/sharpen/hone your tools. Working with dull, notched stuff is just horrible.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 05:40:04 [Preview] No. 5127 del
To be honest I'm counted on an answer something like this:
>Aren't we all?

sage Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 05:40:44 [Preview] No. 5128 del
*I counted

Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 00:29:52 [Preview] No. 1228 [Reply]
Post here if you're sleepy and you're going to sleep.
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Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 19:30:26 [Preview] No. 5106 del
In that case, how would you partition the United States?

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 19:43:21 [Preview] No. 5108 del
Giving the niggers a kangdom, uniting Southwest with mexrements, giving the northwest, midwest and northeast its own country

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 19:56:00 [Preview] No. 5109 del
A-H was a paradise compared to the USSR.
The reason of the dissolution can be found in the politics of the Habsburgs which - ironically - they used to keep their empire together for a long time. They antagonized the ethnicities against each other to keep each other in chess. They fueled hatred and if one tried to break away then the others gladly volunteered to put down their attempt.
Great example is the 1848-49 revolution (and our war of independence). Austrians and Hungarians (and some Czechs) wanted to overthrow the Habsburgs, who used the other ethnicities to suppress the revolution. In Austria (and Bohemia) they suppressed it successfully.

By the time of WWI the only real internal threat was the Czech's movement for independence which during the war was fueled by the Entente.

sage Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 19:57:26 [Preview] No. 5110 del
Not overthrow but dethrone.

sage Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 20:23:50 [Preview] No. 5112 del
Actually overthrow was fine. Whatever you know how I meant.

Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 16:15:00 [Preview] No. 1575 [Reply]
OK I think we can forget about 8chan once and for all. Our new home is here.
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Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 07:34:27 [Preview] No. 5065 del
KCMain has literally gone to shit now. I was banned for over a week for cuckposting, before it was just 3 days. The mods are completely spastic morons who don't give 2 shits about the deplorable quality there.

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 08:00:52 [Preview] No. 5066 del
fuck you
t. kde user

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 08:03:22 [Preview] No. 5067 del
This was a joke ban, for the last dude now..

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 14:38:29 [Preview] No. 5097 del
Why are you still going there?

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 16:36:02 [Preview] No. 5098 del
>t. filthy kde user

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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 00:40:44 [Preview] No. 2833 [Reply]
Let's settle this.

Which of the three competing lines of succession to the French throne is rightful and legitimate?

Which one has the ideal mindset and project to lead France towards greatness?

Which of the current claimants to the throne is most qualified for being King of France/King of the French/Emperor of the French? I'd like to hear this from a Frenchfag, as I can't find a lot of information online on the current claimants.

I see the original Bourbon line unbroken until the Revolution as the only legitimate royal line - the House of Bonaparte and the July Monarchy were, after all, usurpers - but I have some sympathies for the Orléanists and their ideal of a civilized, British-style middle ground between absolutism and pure democracy.
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Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:24:13 [Preview] No. 5085 del
test post

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:24:55 [Preview] No. 5086 del
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I know little about history of France, but if Bourbons were the ones before french revolution then I say they are best from those 3.
On the other hand Fronce should declare another King :^)

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:27:15 [Preview] No. 5088 del
I know a little bit of history about shoving dicks up your ass.

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:34:42 [Preview] No. 5093 del
It wörks very well.

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:35:52 [Preview] No. 5094 del
Go grab a Macedonian proxy.

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Bernd 04/06/2017 (Thu) 14:22:29 [Preview] No. 4986 [Reply]
Does Bernd has an idea for earning moneys on the internet? I thought about some variant using adf.ly or hosting a (game) server and hosting ads.
I need moneys since I get welfare by state and it's not enough for me.
I prefer not something like filesharing/video streaming since there are thousand of websites like this.
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Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 08:08:43 [Preview] No. 5043 del
So there are ways to buy weed legally in Germany. Could you grow? For sale? For own use?

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 09:36:34 [Preview] No. 5048 del
>So there are ways to buy weed legally in Germany.
Yes, in pharmacies with a special red BtM-Rezept.
>Could you grow?
>For sale?
>For own use?

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 09:37:18 [Preview] No. 5049 del
>So there are ways to buy weed legally in Germany.
I would expect you get it in a pharmacy if you have a receipt.

>Could you grow?
I just looked it up. I don't think so, and the procedure to get a permission to buy weed at the pharmacy is still complicated. From what I just read it looks like you still need a medical history of failure with other measures. Even hemp without THC needs a special permit here.

>For sale?
Nothing of that sort yet. Except the pharmacy owners. There are only 4 types currently, highest THC is 18%, highest CBD 8.5%. They have weird medical names. (Biedol lol)

>For own use?
See above.

But it's been in the newspapers a lot. Overall there's a legalisation effort but still autistic German "muh reefer madness". For example you get the permit to use it from the Federal [i]Opium[/i] Office...

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 16:16:17 [Preview] No. 5053 del
learn programmings
work as freelancer?

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 08:04:32 [Preview] No. 5068 del
One piece of advice for that, you gotta specialise if you do that.

Movie General aka Chink Movies Thread Bernd 04/04/2017 (Tue) 18:05:53 [Preview] No. 4922 [Reply]
Watched the Mongol. It was meh. Some interesting stuff like the carousing and brawling I wrote about in the Legends thread on 8ch/kc. But all in all...

Dl'd the Yakuza Papers, 6 movies. It supposed to be 11 movies? I dunno. Anyone has seen these?
Now I only need time.
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Bernd 04/06/2017 (Thu) 04:08:41 [Preview] No. 4977 del
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not a movie but a chinese diablo clone

Blade & Sword 【刀剑封魔录】
Blade & Sword 2 【上古传说】

i really like it, you're learning kung-fu and talking with taoists, its loosely based on traditinal stuff but not really folklore tier or something like this

almost completed the first version, and i don't even like diablo (2), never played diablo for more than a hour because of western bullshit

music is also good, much better than in diablo (i don't remember music from diablo, but im sure its shitty)

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 16:23:23 [Preview] No. 5055 del
w-wew, why couldn't find that earlier
or maybe it's because I was looking for HD

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 17:43:00 [Preview] No. 5057 del
Unrealistic expectations.

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Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 17:59:39 [Preview] No. 5059 del
Now that's a rarely seen ball.

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Music Threada Bernd 03/21/2017 (Tue) 19:47:46 [Preview] No. 154 [Reply]
Post some interesting bands that are not so well known, but are not complete crap either.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ud5yDjM63I [Embed]
So lately I got into new synthwave. Can't really tell the difference between various artists or anything about them yet, but I find this genre very cosy to listen in general.
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Bernd 04/05/2017 (Wed) 19:42:11 [Preview] No. 4966 del
this played on the radion today and I can't stop listening, it fits into that post
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Bernd 04/05/2017 (Wed) 20:04:35 [Preview] No. 4970 del
It fits and while I'm not fond of Slavic languages all in all those songs are quite listenable even for me.
About the lyrics:
From that time period lots of Hungarian pop/rock songs had something to do with the message of the otherwise silent political opposition. How about the Polish bands?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_11g1sFYyjg [Embed]
These dudes at the beginning made covers and translations for the songs of popular western performers like Rolling Stones, Jimmy Hendrix or Doors. It was the essence of subversion and anti-regime behaviour.

Bernd 04/05/2017 (Wed) 20:11:59 [Preview] No. 4972 del
I don't recall anything tbh. Those mainstream musicians from that time (most of those I posted) probably didn't try anything like that, more underground bands probably yes. Mostly from punk bands I think.

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Bernd 04/02/2017 (Sun) 22:52:55 [Preview] No. 4842 [Reply]
Page 264 of "Principles of Computer Security"

"Placing a wireless device behind a firewall does not do any good, because the firewall stops only physically connected traffic from reaching the device. Outside traffic can come literally from the parking lot directly to the wireless device and into the network"

Page 283
"A technique called war-driving involves using a laptop and software to find wireless networks from outside the premises. A typical use of war-driving is to locate a wireless network with poor or no security and obtain free Internet access, but other uses can be more devastating. A simple solution is to place a firewall between the wireless access point and the rest of the network and authenticate users before allowing entry."

Bernd 04/03/2017 (Mon) 15:47:31 [Preview] No. 4859 del
So basically the Big Book of Science says:
1. you can't block traffic to a wireless device with firewall
2. best way to protect wireless APs is to block the traffic with a firewall

Bernd 04/03/2017 (Mon) 16:13:15 [Preview] No. 4862 del
Nod really. The second one is about keeping the immigrants on the wireless borderlands with a wall so they can't plug their ethernet cable into our wimmenz.

Bernd 04/03/2017 (Mon) 16:36:48 [Preview] No. 4868 del
Get a proper book, amerifat.

Bernd 04/03/2017 (Mon) 17:00:33 [Preview] No. 4872 del
Sounds moar liek keepin the hens in a pen away from wireless so foxes can't grab em ass'.

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 07:28:54 [Preview] No. 5039 del
Hey OP, assuming you're the Floridian we all know and love, we've moved to this site here:


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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 13:36:54 [Preview] No. 4562 [Reply]
I found some old tea in my cupboard which is apparently still in date for the next few months, but I just tried some and it tastes like bananas for some reason.

wat the fug
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Bernd 04/07/2017 (Fri) 05:31:50 [Preview] No. 5010 del
I have a box of 'zingy citrus' which has an oily bitter aftertaste, like the peel of oranges or the seed has. Bleh.

Bernd 04/07/2017 (Fri) 19:37:17 [Preview] No. 5025 del
Maybe the expiration date had exceeded it's time too far.

Bernd 04/07/2017 (Fri) 20:18:10 [Preview] No. 5028 del
Nah that was fine.
I fix the taste with a thin slice of butter.

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 01:57:40 [Preview] No. 5033 del
A co worker brought some of this in to work. I tried it and was pleasantly surprised.
If you have the opportunity, you could try it.

Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 06:37:51 [Preview] No. 5038 del
Pomegranate tea sounds really good actually.