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Whe're the krauts? Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 18:24:48 [Preview] No. 14536 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did u pervert fags hold them in a secret room at the basement? to sell em to russia?

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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 17:40:24 [Preview] No. 14390 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you "in the know"?

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 17:36:35 [Preview] No.14533 del
IT depends on whether the know is at the distance of an observer or someone who knows because he's an experienced knower. You must lower your expectations or experience the blower of knowledge in your third eye.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 17:07:54 [Preview] No. 14379 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
“It’s really great that all my friends from kc got the memo to come here,” said the one guy who got the memo and is also delusional.
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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 17:15:32 [Preview] No.14384 del
“All right, see you Bernds later,” said Bernd to on an imageboard with no activity.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 17:33:14 [Preview] No.14388 del
quality thret

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 03:09:47 [Preview] No.14476 del
“This is not a good thread,” said a man from...

...wait for it.

Argentina, everyone.


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Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 18:42:25 [Preview] No.14540 del
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very nice

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 09:56:40 [Preview] No. 14500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is it really you Bernd?

pl resbond
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Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 10:37:58 [Preview] No.14513 del
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I don't like shaving. Sometimes I feel that I don't even look like decent human being when I've shaved.

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 10:44:44 [Preview] No.14515 del
Maybe you should switch your after shave from alcohol to balm. It might prevent redness.

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 11:01:10 [Preview] No.14518 del
I hope so. I'll check it out. Thx.

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 12:51:54 [Preview] No.14521 del
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So, you recommend for Russian to:
1) stop using alcohol
2) stop being red

That's offending.

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 13:53:49 [Preview] No.14522 del
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>don't look like decent human being
<stop being Russian

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Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 13:35:17 [Preview] No. 9771 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does someone have an image of the bear and the burning car story about old kc personalities in a bar? I've lost a lot of KC content over the year from failed hard drives. And I'd really like to see that story again for old time's sake.

Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 18:05:14 [Preview] No. 9778 del
When the bear found a burning car and climbed into it?

Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 21:10:00 [Preview] No. 9800 del
That's the climax. Before that the bear was in a bar drinking with Wojack and a greentexting (turk?) communist.

bump Bernd 10/01/2017 (Sun) 12:42:21 [Preview] No. 10788 del
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'A pack animal with panniers' can refer to either a horse delivering cargo, or a wolf wearing a dress.

Bernd 10/01/2017 (Sun) 13:08:29 [Preview] No. 10790 del
Also a wolf delivering cargo or a horse wearing a dress.

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Bernd 03/09/2018 (Fri) 00:37:58 [Preview] No. 14081 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Amerimutt here, anyone know where I can get a DNA test to know how much of a mutt I am for cheap? Yes I do know about 23andme plus affiliates, but they're connected to google and in their privacy statement specifically state they work with the PRISM program. So yeah, where can this Amerimutt get a DNA test?

Why do I think a DNA test is in order? Well my mother is brown as fuck but claims to have Spanish, Mexican Injun, Flip and Jap blood. Meanwhile my dad is white as hell but DEFINITELY has Mexican Injun, Spaniard, German and Scottish blood. These are things I can definitely confirm. For those wondering what this abomination looks like; Well a really average looking redheaded man with a somewhat stubby nose, not mongoloid, but borderline. My nipples are pink oddly enough and so are my genitals despite all my non-white blood. Used to have hazel eyes (although my delusional mother says they were blue) but since I live in the desert they got brown over time.

Europeans I've met at University and while in Vegas have confused me as a Scott and Irish man to which I have to shamefully tell them I'm a literal Amerimutt.
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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:29:56 [Preview] No.14435 del
I might did wrong to post that.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:34:10 [Preview] No.14439 del
Yep it is me, though we have had some refugees from main KC recently so maybe we have a real Chilean now?

>But here in the US it's actually "hip", "cool" and "edgy" to deny your cultural heritage, shit on it and want to be an "individualist" with no semblance or knowledge of his group identity.
You're talking about hipsters I guess? We have them here too. They may talk about individuality all the time, but in reality they still strive to be members of a group. Notice how they all have the same weird haircuts, glasses and piercings.

Also I don't advocate people shitting on their cultural and racial heritage. But I think people who base their entire personal identities around the fact that they are members of certain groups do so because they have no interesting qualities about themselves.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:38:35 [Preview] No.14444 del
>You're talking about hipsters

Hmmm you got me thinking a bit here, just because hipsters are OVER-represented in the media, and just because I live in a liberal shithole city doesn't mean the rest of the country is this cucked when it comes to cultural pride and what not. I'm such a dumb ass motherfucker at times.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:44:09 [Preview] No.14446 del
I didn't have to write that, you have the right to remain... hmm unrecognizable if you want.

Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 02:27:18 [Preview] No.14472 del
Yeah, the media has a tendency to display left-wing extremism and pretend it is the norm. All it takes to show how far that is from reality is to talk to some regular working class people. Remember when Brexit and Trump were never going to happen?
nice quads btw

Eh I'm used to it. Not really being anonymous is just something you need to accept when posting on small /int/ boards.
t. shitpost pro

kc Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:32:29 [Preview] No. 14438 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kc here . we are back
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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 22:38:54 [Preview] No.14459 del
webm sauce?

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 22:45:33 [Preview] No.14460 del
It's from The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

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Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 00:09:49 [Preview] No.14463 del
Very underappreciated movie.
Definitly woth a watch

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Goodnight /kc/, /int/ and /whatever/ Bernd 10/14/2017 (Sat) 07:02:11 [Preview] No. 11171 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last night I've this genius idea which will revolutionize goodnightposting.
Nod really.
Post images depicting sleeping figures or dreams or such you come across wherever.
They shouldn't have to be wallpaper size.
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Bernd 03/15/2018 (Thu) 11:23:50 [Preview] No.14297 del
Guten Appetit.
I"m gonna start stuffing my face with lunch in an minutes.

Bernd 03/15/2018 (Thu) 11:33:35 [Preview] No.14299 del
Thanks and you too =^.^=

What are you having?

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I close shop for today. See you tomorrow.

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Libre Vidya Thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 11:20:07 [Preview] No. 8329 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's see your TOP 3 open source community driven games.

I personally love games involving strategy:

Warzone 2100: https://www.wz2100.net/
Great tech tree with a balance on power, research and production with a tech tree you will never complete.

OpenRA: http://www.openra.net/
Now with near complete Tiberium Sun support and RA2 soon.

Unvanquished: https://www.unvanquished.net/
An advanced FPS with a strong emphasis on team play and tactics.
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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 17:49:54 [Preview] No.14393 del
I have some problems with crpgs in general as they tend to have less role playing and more stat growing because math is what computers do well. And action rpgs mostly just clicking and gaining more numbers which I found less appealing.
Last time I played Oblivion, I just used the console to bump up every stat so I could enjoy the wandering around, talking, reading and questing.

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>I have some problems with crpgs in general as they tend to have less role playing and more stat growing because math is what computers do well. And action rpgs mostly just clicking and gaining more numbers which I found less appealing.

Because computer RPGs are actually sophisticated arcades that pretend to have some role-play.

Until computers will be powerful enough to simulate at least half-working version of real life human gamemaster in terms of creativity, RPGS will continue to be a combat simulators with occasional dialogues.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 20:15:23 [Preview] No.14405 del
How about Divinity I advertised earlier itt?

I know their claim of "pen and paper freedom" is an exaggeration, but from what I've seen they've really put a lot of effort into the roleplaying part.

How about games like Planescape: Torment which favoured dialogs over combat?

Also some games, including Divinity, actually have tools to turn multiplayer into something I would call a "half-working version" of actual rpg with gamemaster running it. I remember playing on rpg servers in Neverwinter Nights and I have good memories from that.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:37:05 [Preview] No.14443 del
It might have too high system req for my machine.
Also I'm not really looking for new game to play.

PS:T is quite good, like the other DnD based games. But still they're nowhere compared to pnp rpgs. That doesn't mean I didn't play those with actual joy.
Yeah, NwN have such feature.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:59:09 [Preview] No.14452 del
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>How about Divinity I advertised earlier itt?

Didn't play it, I rarely play now, no time and much worries in my life.

Last rpgs i've played were Pillars of Eternity and Tyranny. Pillars are ok, although somewhat stereotypical, and Tyranny looks empty and unfinished after first hours (that's sad because concept was promising).

>How about games like Planescape: Torment which favoured dialogs over combat?

Torment is pretty good, yes, but computer games are limited. Even if game has wide choice of dialogs, they all are pre-made. And your action is limited, you can't just go and grab random thing that isn't grabbable in game, climb on section of wall that isn't climbable, walk everywhere etc.

Of course gaming IRL depends very much on creativity and intelligence of GM, because with boring GM game will be same hack-n-slash with story from template as any crpg. But if your GM is a smart guy who likes to talk and has rational mind (to argue about outcomes of crazy players actions), pen and paper game will be much more variety than computer RPG.

Although pen and paper games have flaws, like boring and slow combats. They always boring in long run, but it is hard to make completely combatless campaign. Meanwhile, computer games can be very fun even if they are relatively straightforward and combat oriented, like Might and Magic series. It also easier to just go and play with computer instead of trying to gather team of players who have less and less time with age.

Open world computer games look promising because it allows more freedom, but limitations of modern computing put heavy restrictions on realism.

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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 19:43:56 [Preview] No. 14401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>fuck a fat ugly chick when you're drunk
>five years later she still openly claims you not only want her sexually but want to marry her

Oh man that's fucking great.

Tell me about crazy and/or fat bitches you've accidentally let into your life.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 20:16:51 [Preview] No.14406 del
h-haha I have never fucked any fat woman

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 20:51:10 [Preview] No.14412 del
>fucking anyone

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:31:28 [Preview] No.14437 del
Vosotros normales, aqui: https://8ch.net/kc/index.html
Either/Or >>>/facebook/

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:35:26 [Preview] No.14441 del
It's still better than if she claimed that you raped her.