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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:38:31 [Preview] No. 4631 [Reply]
LAYOUT > everything else

also xplain the purpose of this feature


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:40:32 [Preview] No. 4633 del
It's a mystery


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:43:08 [Preview] No. 4636 del
Screencaps I guess or better linking.


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:08:38 [Preview] No. 7776 del
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 14:55:21 [Preview] No. 4610 [Reply]
kc is back btw


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 15:24:07 [Preview] No. 4624 del
It's still a honeypot ran by psychotic stalkers though.


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:07:58 [Preview] No. 7774 del
MY NAME IS JOSH AND I SUCK COCK



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Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 21:30:35 [Preview] No. 1837 [Reply]
What's your opinion on worry bear?
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 08:10:50 [Preview] No. 4451 del
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He says that he isn't worried, but looks like he really is. There is a bit of despair in this meme.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:11:42 [Preview] No. 4456 del
in zofyet rossiya, worry bears YOU!!!


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 10:24:43 [Preview] No. 4476 del
he concerns me deeply


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 12:39:19 [Preview] No. 4521 del
Not worried about the worry bear


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:07:26 [Preview] No. 7773 del
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Best porn star and why Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:19:16 [Preview] No. 4458 [Reply]
Molly Rome. Just look at that face!


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 10:19:59 [Preview] No. 4472 del
Lmao


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:07:15 [Preview] No. 7772 del
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31ST MARCH narkoERNST LONDON MEETUP TODAY Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 04:53:15 [Preview] No. 4408 [Reply]
if you are in london, come on down to the bernd meetup
we will have
-weed
-speed
-maybe mdma
-alcohol of course
you don't have to do drugs, but it's a cool think
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:49:00 [Preview] No. 4467 del
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>>4464
maybe there'd be less schizos and pidors if they didn't fucking put that shit in our fucking diet

>it would be way easier to do it
sicken a society, and people will do it to each other, even to themselves


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:51:12 [Preview] No. 4468 del
>>4467
>people will do it to each other, even to themselves
Well tell me about it, I'm German. I can't even tell if I actually dislike going outside or if it's because my 3 pensioneer neighbours are camping the yard nonstop. They must have really important business going on that needs to be talked about for at least 10 hours a day.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 09:53:11 [Preview] No. 4469 del
>>4467
Then again you anglos are pretty fucked up yourselves.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 10:01:03 [Preview] No. 4470 del
>>4468
>or if it's because my 3 pensioneer neighbours are camping the yard nonstop
It's probably because of this tbh.


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:07:02 [Preview] No. 7771 del
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Berundo Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 17:56:46 [Preview] No. 4228 [Reply]
What would you do if you could time travel back in time?
I would tell gitler how to win war and would get everything I want, fucking lolis, a nice house in pacific and I would invent internet to found KC and be his new Speer designing couples in Berlin

btw usurper I did the title "diaspora of krautchan unite" didn't I?
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 19:23:03 [Preview] No. 4269 del
I would go back to when only 2 people were alive, kill 1 of them and replace him, also I'd begin writing up a religion to control everyone and make a pact with satan to gain eternal life.


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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:08:02 [Preview] No. 4437 del
>>4228
Exactly as you said


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:09:32 [Preview] No. 4439 del
>>4437
Except
For
The lolis


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:06:50 [Preview] No. 7770 del
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:28:08 [Preview] No. 3912 [Reply]
From this day forth, the EU and UK are locked in a Cold War. They hate us now, and require us to fail in order to fulfil their own dark aims, and in turn we must destroy them to save ourselves. People will die, things will break, but it will be worth it in the end because the UK will triumph. Good luck everyone, except the integrationist eurotrash. I unironically hope you die.
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:32:30 [Preview] No. 4351 del
>>3912
This picture is wrong in so many ways. Yes the evil Nazi Germans want to pay for all other countrys and have a shitty inflational, soon worthless currency instead of Nazigold. Also we want mostly non German Politicans make laws and super awesome trade agreements for our country wich can´t be influnced by the common voter but by rich jews like Soros. You are locked in a cold war with Bankers, corrupt politicans, buisness intrests and the Media. The European people suffer more then you do and feel happy for the UK beeing able to leave.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:42:29 [Preview] No. 4354 del
>>3912
I wholeheartedly agree. I speak the French and the German, and even the Dutch (I refuse to speak the language of the Moors though I learned that, too - so fuck off dagoes). However much I loved being in these countries and howsoever I admired their culture, the debased idea of 'Europe' that is coextensive with a union of customs can get fucked.

t. Nationalist


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:01:46 [Preview] No. 4434 del
Punp


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:08:21 [Preview] No. 4438 del
>>4434
good thread


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 06:06:35 [Preview] No. 7769 del
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Endpol Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 00:16:19 [Preview] No. 7761 [Reply]
>>>/endpol/ is a pol without rules. Aren't you niggers suppose to speak german?


Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 05:07:01 [Preview] No. 7763 del
>>7761
Nope. We speak French. Well, a version of it.



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Frog Elections Bernd 04/23/2017 (Sun) 08:20:46 [Preview] No. 5696 [Reply]
1st round of the elections is today. The best 2 candidates make it to round 2. 4 candidates were all around 20-25% in the last polls.
Le Pen - Right wing anti-EU
Fillion - corrupt cuckservative
Macron - Jew banker without program
Mélenchon - Gommie
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Bernd 06/11/2017 (Sun) 20:01:12 [Preview] No. 7736 del
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Bernd 06/11/2017 (Sun) 21:34:47 [Preview] No. 7740 del
>>6614
>NK was destalinized during the 90s, now they're pretty much pure natsoc.
NK is more like Nazbol with a Mussolinist "Cult of Personality" thing


Bernd 06/11/2017 (Sun) 22:23:02 [Preview] No. 7741 del
>>7736
>get 30% of the votes
>get more than 60% of the seats
wow, nice representation


Bernd 06/12/2017 (Mon) 05:35:45 [Preview] No. 7742 del
>>7736
>>7741
>get 13-14% of votes
>get 1-10 seats
>get 9-10% of votes
>get 15-40 seats


Bernd 06/12/2017 (Mon) 16:16:54 [Preview] No. 7744 del
>>7742
gerrymandering I tell ya
cities shouldn't be their own separate electoral districts, they should be conjoined with the hinterland that sustains them



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Hiking, Camping Bernd 03/25/2017 (Sat) 16:04:58 [Preview] No. 904 [Reply]
Do you like hiking and/or camping, Bernd?
I pretty much love hiking, alone or with friends doesn't matter, both gives entirely different experience. I try to spend as much time as I can spare in the woods, wich isn't really that much sadly. I would really recommend it all those Bernds who spends most of their time sitting in front of the screen F5-ing constantly. For a few hours walk you only need a small bottle of water and a Snickers.
I don't even remember when was the last time when I was out camping and not just in an FPS.
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Bernd 04/06/2017 (Thu) 21:53:55 [Preview] No. 5000 del
id like to go in a raid but all my local raids were failures so far (i call them bad trips) or something really boring (id have more fun in the park)

i probably should go in a foreigh raid again, somehow they work


Bernd 04/06/2017 (Thu) 22:00:17 [Preview] No. 5001 del
>>5000
also id like to try field recording
probably on a shitty smartphone for the first time
i like sound more than images


Bernd 04/07/2017 (Fri) 05:12:59 [Preview] No. 5008 del
>>5000
Raid?

>bad trips
That's funny. And I'm not even talking about your trips >>5000


>>5001
You should try it, if the smartphone recording is too shitty you can try something else.


Bernd 04/07/2017 (Fri) 05:28:43 [Preview] No. 5009 del
>>4998
You get a reply eventually, just really slowly. I'm planning to keep the hiking thread alive, it could offer some meaningful conversation. I don't keep open the thread literally I use the catalog to find threads and check the last page sometimes if there's anything to save.

That wafer thingy has about 32% fat and 20% sugar (and 30% more other carbohydrates). It's good to eat it on the move because it gives you the necessary energy pretty fast, it's not for sitting around at camp before bedtime. The sugar is no problem as you burn it instantly as digested anyway.
If you are in a long day of walking you gonna need more than that recommended 2000 kcal/day. So the wafer helps to complement the regular foodstuff.

>make better food plans for longer trips, as you can't go back for more food
This is a solid advice for anyone generally.
However here (and I'm pretty sure that's the case for most of Europe) I can just waltz in the next village to buy something as if I want a trip that avoids settlements I have to plan the way very carefully as at every 100 m there's another one... (the 100 m is an exaggeration but settlements are fairly close to each other).


Bernd 06/10/2017 (Sat) 17:20:02 [Preview] No. 7703 del
I made more of the waterproofing gunk (if anyone interested: beeswax, coconut butter, olive oil) for leather boots I wrote about on 8, now I have about 150 g. A bit softer then the last time I used more fat. Great stuff. I tested it in knee high snow, rain and dew soaked meadow. The latter can be a problem as no matter what you smear on the boots the plants and leaves will abrade it. And this is why I made it with more grease as it will penetrate the pores better hopefully giving more resistance.
On the other hand I nulled my boots. It just fell apart at places. Well I still have pair for winter but now it's nothing. I bought a Chinese rubber-fabric-glue wonder for almost nothing. It's all right keeps the dirt and sharp objects away from my soles. Leather boots are a bit warm for summer anyway. It had a label: "your new shoes are made of the finest sheepskin". I'm not sure which shoes of mine they're writing about but I'm very happy I've sheepskin shoes now somewhere. Maybe one day I'll try and find them.