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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:37:49 [Preview] No. 3314 [Reply]
Stop using nonfree software!
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:25:49 [Preview] No. 3998 del
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>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
https://nonfree.pizza


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 07:57:08 [Preview] No. 6974 del


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 08:41:58 [Preview] No. 6975 del
>>6974
>code in C instead of godly Lisp

Haram


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 08:52:32 [Preview] No. 6976 del
>>3349
>stallman has fascist view
jokes on you, blyadnik.


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 21:38:25 [Preview] No. 7014 del
the windows distro



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Bernd 05/02/2017 (Tue) 14:51:56 [Preview] No. 6033 [Reply]
nyaa.se down
kc down
8ch down
4chan down

it's over
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Bernd 05/03/2017 (Wed) 15:57:52 [Preview] No. 6081 del
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>>6079
>closing sites because of new EU ruling

Looks like you guys take Russia as model for future.

I don't recommend it, seriously.


Bernd 05/03/2017 (Wed) 16:05:48 [Preview] No. 6082 del
>>6081
from what I heard the ruling wouldn't actually have affected the site, the owner just got paranoid and shut it down himself


Bernd 05/03/2017 (Wed) 16:14:53 [Preview] No. 6084 del
>>6081
And here I thought imported muslims would have been enough to revitalize small business to the level it is in Russia.

>>6082
It might have, it might have not. Don't trust anybody's common sense about it, most people don't account for the difference between EU and America. But they may also overcompensate and assume EU is always a safe bet, when it isn't.


Bernd 05/04/2017 (Thu) 05:17:50 [Preview] No. 6108 del
>>6084
EU is shit. SHIT!


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 21:30:58 [Preview] No. 7013 del



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Meta thread Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 20:05:31 [Preview] No. 1756 [Reply]
After lurking all 3 main kc alternatives for a bit (8ch.net/kc/ ernstchan.com/int/ and this) I have come to conclusion that this one is best.

8chan has the best format and most active, however russians can't access and the board owner is an idiot.

I don't really like Ernstchan, they already have their own """culture""" there, also no catalog.

That leaves this site, the only problem is this board is the most active on this site so all our posts are showing up on the frontpage. But I don't think it's a big problem because obviously not many people visit anyway.

Sadly all are very slow compared to original.
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Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:38:50 [Preview] No. 6997 del
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>>6994
Want me to give you some recommendations based on your preferences? Come on babe, don't play hard to get here...

>That rt news shitposting britbong wanted to discuss some animes.

Even in KC, Britbongs are still pretty weeby, are the French of KC also weeby?


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:45:08 [Preview] No. 6998 del
>>6997
>Want me to give you some recommendations based on your preferences?
No.

>are the French of KC also weeby?
I know about the Buddhist Moloud...


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:47:23 [Preview] No. 7000 del
>>6998
You're no fun, you honorary Hun.

>I know about the Buddhist Moloud...

Please tell me more.


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:51:20 [Preview] No. 7002 del
>>7000
>tell me more.
Not much to tell. There's a Buddhist French on KC main who likes to post about Buddhist stuff. Well if he still posts.


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:54:57 [Preview] No. 7004 del
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>>7002
>KC main

No thanks, anyhow appreciate your time here honorary Hun. It's time for me to go, have a good one, I have Chemistry to study and a storyboard to finish.



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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:09:09 [Preview] No. 3886 [Reply]
Why do all ukie girls look like this?
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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 05:01:18 [Preview] No. 4412 del
>>4388
>my favorite slav girl.
No wonder. She's really cute. but probably has giant forehead that would explain the constant bangs.


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 02:28:21 [Preview] No. 6961 del
>>4412
a gril with a big forehead will give you children with big brains


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 05:11:33 [Preview] No. 6967 del
>>6961
Flawless logic fellow compatriot, flawless logic.


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 07:03:15 [Preview] No. 6970 del
>>6961
Only the big skull is insured.


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 07:06:05 [Preview] No. 6971 del
Actually this topic reminded me of something. I'm gonna post it in the webm thread.



Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 07:22:02 [Preview] No. 6897 [Reply]
How to stop masturbating?

I hate myself every time I do it. I don't watch porn, I just get horny and before I know it, I'm jerking off, knowing I'll feel like shit afterwards but then I do it anyway.
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Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 20:19:08 [Preview] No. 6929 del
>>6917
I meant western as in americanised


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 20:50:24 [Preview] No. 6931 del
>>6906
>Porn always had disgusting close-ups of vaginas

not on softcoretube.org


Bernd 05/22/2017 (Mon) 07:37:58 [Preview] No. 6933 del
>>6925
I don't know who do you address but I don't think anybody is angry on anybody here.


Bernd 05/22/2017 (Mon) 12:14:14 [Preview] No. 6941 del
just cut down to like once or twice a week or something, if you stop completely you'll just jizz your pants every night while sleeping anyway


Bernd 05/22/2017 (Mon) 17:17:40 [Preview] No. 6946 del
>>6941
if you do this enough however you'll actually learn to wake up on cue upon which you just pinch your benis and look for the closest tissue (or if not applicable run for doilet for disposal)
t. nofapper



Pew Pew Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 23:20:08 [Preview] No. 1901 [Reply]
How about a Syria threda?
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Bernd 05/18/2017 (Thu) 13:11:17 [Preview] No. 6787 del
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>>6782
Before strike Trump administration stated that they don't care if Assad remains. I guess their position is unchanged (otherwise why they said it?), and USA doesn't want to get into Syrian affairs. Media shitstorm about "muh strike" is irrelevant.


Bernd 05/18/2017 (Thu) 16:40:40 [Preview] No. 6793 del
>>6787
So just saber rattling. Like with the moab and the usual NK circus.


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 19:23:08 [Preview] No. 6850 del
>>6787
trump is probably trying to appease the ziocon establishment by flexing muscles without actually taking action
apparently it's still not enough for them, since they're now trying to impeach him


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 01:21:29 [Preview] No. 6887 del
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>>6850
>flexing muscles without actually taking action
Not really, his move blocked the SAA's drive towards the Iraqi border.


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 10:26:58 [Preview] No. 6909 del
>>6887
then he's taking smaller actions to soothe the pressure to overthrow assad, he also bombed some pro-assad forces who were in a "protected area" some days ago

don't get me wrong, this is still bad, i wanted trump to destroy the neocon establishment, not to meet them halfway
but i guess i was stupid to think such a thing could be achieved through democratic means
also, this is the demonstration that there is no compromise with the kind of israel-loving warmongers, they need to go



Duolingo Bernd 04/04/2017 (Tue) 20:09:58 [Preview] No. 4924 [Reply]
I just tried this app to figure out if it supports Japanese and it doesn't yet. So I tried the 5 minute English test and scored 71 % "proficiency".
I don't know how, because I couldn't understand shit in 2011 before I started to watch YouTube content.
After this I switched to Russian and learned my first few words of it.
How are your language skills doing, Bernd?
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Bernd 04/30/2017 (Sun) 19:57:37 [Preview] No. 5995 del
>>5981
>>5989
>>5990
>overpriced
>poorly constructed
>suspicious circumstances
Sounds like a typical Brazilian highway.


Bernd 05/03/2017 (Wed) 11:11:36 [Preview] No. 6077 del
Learn Esperanto, then Swahili ;^)


Bernd 05/09/2017 (Tue) 06:33:06 [Preview] No. 6350 del
>>5975
Looks essentially like North Germany.


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 08:02:38 [Preview] No. 6899 del
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If I talk about the Bushes, that is the old George and Dubya can I call them Forest? Or Jungle? And what's the W. stand for? Woody?

In Hungarian the pizza supposedly should sound like picca where the 'c' sounds like the 'z' in the German word 'Zeit'. However some people pronounce it with long 'z' like in the English word 'zone'. But most people (or at least I would bet on it that most people) say pidza and this is the most bydloistic way it can be pronounced. How 'dz' sounds: write 'edz' in google translate, then listen it.
Of course our Russian friends and all the others who graduated at Krautchan Language Academy know it's just a short way to change the order of two letters and say: let's eat a pizda.

Also pistachio is called pisztácia, which also short way to become pizdácia.


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 09:26:40 [Preview] No. 6902 del
>>6899
wow hungarian sounds really similar to polish now



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 13:36:54 [Preview] No. 4562 [Reply]
I found some old tea in my cupboard which is apparently still in date for the next few months, but I just tried some and it tastes like bananas for some reason.

wat the fug
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Bernd 05/17/2017 (Wed) 17:16:05 [Preview] No. 6735 del
>>6734
>With some lemon
Not tried that yet. But now you mentioning it I will.


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:38:28 [Preview] No. 6838 del
>>6731
Made a jug of rooibos. I almost forgot the taste.
I like tea in the evening. It's calming. The process actually I believe and not really the tea itself.
I wish I have a samovar.


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:56:41 [Preview] No. 6841 del
>>6838
Just drinking something warm is calming.

Though green tea does have psychoactive properties. Something that is lost in other tea varieties because the substance, L-theanine, is easily oxidised, so any varieties that are fermented (black tea) or even just sun-dried (white tea) don't contain that. The high is calming but it also increases mental concentration. Kind of gets you into a zen mood. But most of the stuff you can buy is not really potent enough and you'd have to brew shitloads of it.


Bernd 05/20/2017 (Sat) 17:53:10 [Preview] No. 6883 del
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>>6841
>green tea does have psychoactive

Really? Sometimes I drink it every day but don't feel anything psychoactive at all.


Bernd 05/20/2017 (Sat) 20:07:44 [Preview] No. 6886 del
>>6883
last sentence



Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 19:08:52 [Preview] No. 5061 [Reply]
Hey.

If ya wanna watch old slovene classic film called kekec's pranks come to https://cytu.be/r/khantube

I'm starting film in 2 hours but random vids and shitposting preshow is up already
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Bernd 05/12/2017 (Fri) 21:27:22 [Preview] No. 6544 del
yah I'm playing tu pa tam tomorrow around this time

when the dude who recorded it started working on the project he was 19, took him 4 years and really shit budget but it was quite a success, as I said

those who didn't like his film compared him to tarantino


Bernd 05/12/2017 (Fri) 21:27:56 [Preview] No. 6545 del
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https://cytu.be/r/khantube
I have eng subs btw


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 20:46:14 [Preview] No. 6859 del
Anyone wanna watch film together tomorrow? If you got shit you recommend and can upload somewhere I'd be grateful since I'm outta ideas and if I want to keep those streams weekly I need to come up with sth


Bernd 05/20/2017 (Sat) 06:18:22 [Preview] No. 6864 del
>>6859
I have ideas what to watch, I can't participate however. I've time management problems. These movie nights are too late for me, I need my beauty sleep if I want my stuff to be done next day. During the day I've just about enough to do. All day erryday.
That's been said I can recommend the Yakuza Papers I noted in the chink movie thread, also Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring is pretty good. Well If you care Buddhist stuff that is.


Bernd 05/20/2017 (Sat) 12:12:12 [Preview] No. 6879 del
>>6864
yah that fel is not unbeknownst to me



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Vidya thread Bernd 03/24/2017 (Fri) 17:24:08 [Preview] No. 358 [Reply]
Games are always a good topic on imageboards. So.

Finished NFS Underground 2. For the nth time. The ending is very anti-cathartic: after a disappointing and glitchy race against the main adversary (sometimes his car jumps into nowhere) the player gets a shitty yoohoo cutscene and a your winner message.

Started to fiddle around with a new game: Battle Brothers. With some early access version as only today was released the final, full version. Couldn't find a torrent of that yet but it's still very fresh so no biggie.
The inspiration for the developer came from games like: " The original X-Com, Warhammer: Shadow of the Horned Rat, Mount & Blade and Jagged Alliance".
You command a mercenary company, waltz around on a strat map, fight battles on tactical maps, hire warriors and do quests. Enjoyable but seems boring on the long run. I hope they will make it moddable eventually because I think it lacks some features (would be nice a main char, a notary and other stuff).
We'll see what the future holds for this game.
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Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:08:48 [Preview] No. 6833 del
heil adolf king of england
but also fug, hope he doesn't die to soon


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:26:37 [Preview] No. 6837 del
>>6833
Nice. Age: 19, well, we can hope he will survive long. Having same dynasty helps with diplo relation between two countries?


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:43:12 [Preview] No. 6839 del
>>6837
+15 opinion boost, and more likely to keep alliance (I think +10 reasons).
But it's most useful because you can claim throne of countries with same dynasty and royal marriage. It gets you in a succession war on the defending side so if you have strong diplomacy (like I do) it can help you both inherit strong nations and a way to passively-aggressively go to war with strong rival countries (which will challenge your claim).


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:45:02 [Preview] No. 6840 del
Oh the over the diplo limit was partially solved because Aragon, getting a Habsburg on their throne, decided they don't like me anymore. I still kept the Livonians though, because I still need them to war the Commonwealth.


Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 18:44:37 [Preview] No. 6846 del
>>6791
This originally started as a pure clone of DK1 but has evolved much since then. It's 2D though. I like it.
http://keeperrl.com/