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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 14:17:17 [Preview] No. 5325 [Reply]
1. ur cunt
2. do you have gf

1. USA
2. no
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Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 19:42:33 [Preview] No. 5499 del
tbh I'm not even looking for one

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 20:08:25 [Preview] No. 5500 del
You see, the thing is... by looking for one you're not likely to find one you'd actually fancy, but on the other hand if you never did that you'll be so fucking clueless when you want to gf someone it's actually a good idea to practice just to avoid missing that one chance you might have.

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 20:51:52 [Preview] No. 5501 del
I actually had a gf
it wasn't too great
there were several other attempts but all ended bad

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 20:52:48 [Preview] No. 5502 del
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this tbh, I'd rather wait and gain wizard powers

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 20:53:45 [Preview] No. 5503 del
having a gf is what convinced me it's not worth it by itself too tbh

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Kebab Thread Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:03:02 [Preview] No. 5403 [Reply]
The voting booths are closed. First results are being expected tonight.
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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:51:00 [Preview] No. 5434 del
slovenia ain't even clickable :^)
also check australia, it's straight 50/50

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:55:22 [Preview] No. 5436 del
>Switzerland 59% No
What the fuck is wrong with Austria, Germany and the Netherlands?

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 17:34:32 [Preview] No. 5438 del
Praise the new sultan. Türks deserve this.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 17:43:50 [Preview] No. 5439 del
now depends how much Noers give a fuck

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 17:58:44 [Preview] No. 5440 del
erdogan XDD

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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 12:37:51 [Preview] No. 3065 [Reply]
So, this board is død. Sad!

I'll put some images here, let them be. I have many.
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:50:12 [Preview] No. 3325 del
oh shit these images were last

Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:56:12 [Preview] No. 3330 del
Chirnos were invaded 0chan from time to time only for shitposting. You can read Vitalik's copy past about it or on lurkmore.

Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:30:41 [Preview] No. 3480 del
>Technically free speech isn't easy concept because it is very idealistic. Flood and spam also may be considered as free speech, but they must be removed for common sense. Or not?
No, it only seems common sense because that's how you have always seen it done. In reality flood and spam prevent stagnation and increase the ephemerality (and thereby, quality) of a board.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:02:27 [Preview] No. 5419 del
Ships are good. Also discussion on freedom of speech.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:30:08 [Preview] No. 5426 del
I saw a board on 7chan get flooded. Usually those boards get less than a post per week. After the flood, they recreated every single thread in a week or two.

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Face Memory Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 17:54:44 [Preview] No. 5350 [Reply]
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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 14:32:47 [Preview] No. 5398 del
Your accuracy in the experiment was: 88%

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 14:34:52 [Preview] No. 5399 del
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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:41:32 [Preview] No. 5412 del
On the previous page there's a note that who lives in that area should leave his/her email so they can contact with him/her if the result is low or high. I wonder what would they examine and such.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:06:43 [Preview] No. 5422 del
Average score for adults is 80%, so my 88% doesn't look very exceptional for furher investigations.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:23:05 [Preview] No. 5423 del
Between 60 and 80.

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IWO German-Slavic Border Area Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 15:59:47 [Preview] No. 3180 [Reply]
Anyone interested in an IWO on the limits of civilisation?
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:20:16 [Preview] No. 3464 del
Bretty good IWO, thanks again. I wonder what was that cage used for.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:22:38 [Preview] No. 3467 del
Pls no, people will find me, there's always some keins around, it's pointless.

The cage was probably used to deathmarch some 600 jews to the nearest camp.

Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:25:40 [Preview] No. 3474 del
I will just take a photo of you and post it here, I'm not a psycho

Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:27:57 [Preview] No. 3478 del
That's still pretty bad. I'll be on the look-out from now on. Maybe wear an extra scarf from now on... could get cold.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:01:45 [Preview] No. 5418 del
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Bump for photo about OP.

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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:34:33 [Preview] No. 5410 [Reply]
Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my Anonym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:45:18 [Preview] No. 5413 del
>Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes
Cold. Also dark.

I remember your board I even posted a few lines. I can give you a visit sometimes. Why the proxy?

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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 17:19:00 [Preview] No. 5341 [Reply]
I'm drunk, listening to early 2000's music and coding an android app I will probably never finish.
So Bernd, how do you spend this fine saturday afternoon?
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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 18:40:55 [Preview] No. 5356 del
funny guy
I like you

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:22:39 [Preview] No. 5375 del
Local ethnics bake that shit. They call it kolachi, but looking on google whatever they're calling it ain't the same. Poppy and nut are most popular.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:27:43 [Preview] No. 5377 del
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Here we go. St. Stans grammas love that shit.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 09:16:07 [Preview] No. 5388 del
that's bejgli

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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 22:15:51 [Preview] No. 5359 [Reply]
What are /kc/'s thoughts on Esperanto and other artificial languages?
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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 09:07:11 [Preview] No. 5387 del
Artifical languages are ok, but concept of making one big universal language for world is silly. Even for smaller region like Europe. You can't make language that will be equally easy to learn for everyone, and without that feature it isn't really better than already established languages. If you want something for Europe, ressurect Latin, it will be slightly harder to learn but at least it has historical rightness and image.

Although inventing new languages is ok.

Esperanto sounds too "romanish" for me, Interlingua is same, languages like Lojban are freaky as fuck.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 10:32:20 [Preview] No. 5389 del
>Nouns are called "Hauptwort" in German
Weird. Never heard of this.
t. had best grades in german every single year

Nomen? Substantiv? How about that? And the verb is not in the middle automatically, and it being in the middle wouldn't make it the "main word".

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 11:35:14 [Preview] No. 5391 del
We were told all three names, including "Hauptwort".

You can always omit words until you're left with just the verb, while the sentence still stays meaningful.
Exception are the sentences in languages that drop the copula; example many Slavic languages do this, while Slovene preserves the verb "to be"; я словенец, not я есмь словенец without dropping the copula; yet it is still quite clear that (есмь) словенец is the core of the sentence even in this case and it serves the role of the verb. On a side note, Slovene does this more similar to Latin and drops subjective pronouns instead, so (jaz) sem slovenec.
Even more so the fact that the verb is the main word in the sentence is clear in case of Japanese (even though it again drops the copula); all other words in the sentence receive modifiers and the verb also automatically goes to the end (though word order generally has absolutely nothing to do with which word is the most important).

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 11:37:01 [Preview] No. 5392 del
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oh and sentence structure schematics of japanese

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 12:04:47 [Preview] No. 5393 del
yeah I'd like to learn it one day just to use Pasporta Servo, seems like a good way to travel for poorfags

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Wallpaper thread Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 17:22:43 [Preview] No. 5284 [Reply]
Bernd edition
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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 13:41:21 [Preview] No. 5321 del
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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 16:21:04 [Preview] No. 5334 del
Now that's KC-tire. Something like that French fuck would prefer.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 04:34:50 [Preview] No. 5200 [Reply]
I'm getting really frustrated with school. Time is running out and I'm being given these big final projects. I'm not worried of the possibility of failing a class - far from it. I'm worried of getting a B in one of my classes, staining my 4.0 GPA once and for all.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 09:15:28 [Preview] No. 5207 del
Such is the life of a slave who has lost direction.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 09:48:33 [Preview] No. 5208 del
High school was the worst four years of my life

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 16:45:41 [Preview] No. 5280 del
This is college, scrub! Highschool was fine by me because I didn't care at all about my grades.