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ze real "b" Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 13:55:32 [Preview] No. 14597 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this is the real "b" .

kc Zenter

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 13:58:46 [Preview] No.14599 del
>situation room

But what is the “situation”?
Why does is need a room?

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 18:05:13 [Preview] No.14623 del
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when is dat kc bäck ?

(((spiegel))) is such a boring shit

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 23:13:27 [Preview] No.14643 del
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Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 23:53:22 [Preview] No.14644 del
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we need a kc underground terror unit ( ok kidding )

pic related : (((cdu))) dicksucker pol. a real homoporn star . maybe he will be killed by a sniper .

oh kidding

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 18:51:06 [Preview] No.14699 del
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He is the german Sausage to the british bean. But Homopornstars have better taste.

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Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 16:12:11 [Preview] No. 14615 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 22:10:30 [Preview] No.14636 del
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Investing at the beggining of the year TWICE was my biggest mistake of the year

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 22:31:42 [Preview] No.14640 del
I hope you bought

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 12:09:39 [Preview] No.14678 del
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lmao in you'er faec

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 14:30:27 [Preview] No.14679 del
you wasted all your good luck on a memecoin

should have played the lottery you krautchan moderator

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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19:50 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 00:06:33 [Preview] No.14645 del
>statistics and facts backed up by studies is reeing

Okay beefcurtains chan. Tell me, how many chads have fucked your sloppy seconds joe hole?

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 01:42:39 [Preview] No.14656 del
There's actually quite the debate going on right now on whether wearing a bra too much can cause sag or if wearing it too little can cause sag... Both proponents make sense though, breasts are not just adipose fat but muscle as well. I'd link to papers but I'll be honest it's a total clusterfuck full of contradictions. Additionally I'm a biochem student, not a medical one so I don't know which sources are more anatomically correct.

One thing we could do, the both of us, is look at how the sample size was collected for the studies if you like.

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 06:07:36 [Preview] No.14665 del

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 07:32:56 [Preview] No.14669 del
we need to conduct a proper study and make a bitch wear a one tit bra for a few years

t. science goy

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 08:47:50 [Preview] No.14674 del
One thing is getting a roasty, another is something like that, I'm just not Chad enough Anon.

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Also vidya thread I guess FUCK FUCK FUCK Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 00:57:41 [Preview] No. 14652 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does bernd get spat on the face by a 30 year old videogame for not having friends to get H A P P Y E N D?
This is fucking bullshit, yes I cheated (in the game), but this is just in another level of bullying. Why did I bother? There were children that got constantly ostracized and probably had this as their only source of happiness, would you like to buttfuck them and blackmail them as a prize for finishing their game?

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 01:04:28 [Preview] No.14653 del
Also nevermind that the game is fucking laughing at me.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 19:20:55 [Preview] No.14630 del
Hoffentlich bald. Die Rumjuderei hier muss aufhören.

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 00:23:13 [Preview] No.14646 del
Weltraumhitler ist uns nah, Kameraden.

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kc tier thread Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 18:52:30 [Preview] No. 14628 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
me and my bf

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 22:57:58 [Preview] No.14642 del
cool job

wetter threda Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:39:44 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins
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Bernd 03/14/2018 (Wed) 16:58:14 [Preview] No.14158 del
Wow. That's butifel. I think Croatian mainland is highly (lowly?) underrated by Hungarian tourists. Everyone goes to the beaches.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 22:14:02 [Preview] No.14637 del
It's cold outside, don't go outside.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 22:25:40 [Preview] No.14638 del
See those geological wonders? They're about 30km inland from Makarska. Two of the biggest sinkholes in the world (outside China or Papua...)
Tourists are almost completely unaware of them.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 22:27:07 [Preview] No.14639 del
another pic of the 1st one at lower water level, I seen some pics also when it's completely dried out but I can't find them

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found it

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:03:42 [Preview] No. 14600 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Oh, I’m onto you now, you silly Bernd.
You took down krautchan and went to this secret place JUST because I make you nervous since I’m a hot girl!
Trying to look cool and elusive in front of the ladies, huh?
That idiot BERND.
You can’t get away from me, Bernd!

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:52:04 [Preview] No.14610 del
I'm cring

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 18:06:53 [Preview] No.14624 del
rate our leader

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 19:07:14 [Preview] No.14629 del
Comparing Merkel to the Kim's in North Korea... Are you retarded? The Kim's are proudly nationalist who keep their country safe, self suficient and free from degenerate capitalist garbage that USA wants you to consume.
Merkel is a lackey to the US empire

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 19:32:04 [Preview] No.14632 del
Kim regime is the closest to a working natsoc state
if any german leader is to be compared to the Kims, it's Adolf Hitler

Useless news from Taiwan Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 12:57:11 [Preview] No. 14590 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. One woman killed her husband's sister. They shared an small apartment and had lots of arguments. Allegedly after a fight over inheritance, the woman killed the relative, then sealed the dead body with concret in her room. Somehow her husband didn't notice his sister didn't come out from her room for three days, until the company the sister worked for began to worry for her.
2. A controversial writer died. He had been a political prisoner in martial law era and a lawmaker later.
3. Coal power plant expansion program got into controversy.
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Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:27:29 [Preview] No.14603 del
You might say that. We have price control and compulsory health care and some kind of pension tax

I am so tired but I don't want to sleep and wake up in Monday.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:30:58 [Preview] No.14605 del
A new day a new opportunity. You should start it with rested mind and body.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:42:34 [Preview] No.14607 del
You are right. I should accept it by now...staying up late never bring me any good.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:45:43 [Preview] No.14608 del
Thank you.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:46:59 [Preview] No.14609 del
You have to get up you don't have a choice on that. But you can influence how you will do it. You can be tired and unsuitable to face the day or fresh and focused, ready to make it how you like it to be.

Of course.

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Spam Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:28:07 [Preview] No. 8310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fuuuuck, someone Trump slid the whole board! BO, what the fuck! Why didn't you implement some of the anti spam options?
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Bernd 08/10/2017 (Thu) 06:25:06 [Preview] No. 9504 del
your test post didn't go unnoticed

Bernd 08/25/2017 (Fri) 12:29:22 [Preview] No. 9691 del

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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 21:25:27 [Preview] No.14434 del
testing something

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 14:08:42 [Preview] No.14601 del
Am gonna ensure the safety of this historical thread of shame.