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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 19:16:15 [Preview] No. 14756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Recently I've noticed I've developed a sort of nervous tic in my stressful and isolated life that has formed from my constant winter cold causing too much snot in my nose and mucous in my mouth. Basically, when I breathe or talk, I fill in the space between my breaths and sentences by shuffling the mucous to and fro by the means of contracting various parts of my throat, for example flexing my epiglottis or raising my uvula. This has provided me soothing stress relief throughout my day, but only recently did I notice that I do it in public and it is audible. Females in particular give me annoyed or disgusted looks. Yesterday even a female police officer gave me a look when I was in 7-11 and only then I noticed the gargling and stifled, wet noises coming out through my nose and rumbling from under my skin.

I feel honored for the gift of being able to tell you this, krautchan, as you are my only friend I can speak openly with.

Do you have any weird nervous tics? Have you always had them? Do people openly notice them in public? How does it make you feel? Like pic related is how I feel.

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las noticias internacionales - al azar Bernd 12/27/2017 (Wed) 15:22:43 [Preview] No. 12757 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This just in...
After the restoration of the Austro-Hungarian Empire two great nation found each other, the Polish and the Brazilian. Unquestionable support of the True Faith and hot grills are just two of many values these countries share not to mention economic similarities between North Brazil and Eastern Poland. Don't forget to invest there, good people.
Top level diplomats on both sides recognized the necessity of unification of the two countries. However Divine Signs imply the time isn't here yet the process has to be postponed until the alignment of the Statues of Christ is right.

In other news...
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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 20:59:17 [Preview] No.14416 del
It doesnt.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 20:22:34 [Preview] No.14634 del
Our foreign minister, Szijjártó Péter will ask the Jewsh newspaper, The Jerusalem Post to give us a copy of an audio recording which proves that the foundation of George Soros tries to get the German government to pressure Hungary via German companies to do whatever they like us to do (it's the same old migrant topic).
Quite infuriating, that Soros dude with his foundations are sneaky bastards. Nice catch Mr. Szíjjártól

In other news:
Someone found an article in a newspaper from 1996 that the young, 17 years old Szíjjártó Péter - now our foreign minister - spent a half year studying in the US on the money of the Soros Foundation. The lucky Peter was one of the 12 winner of a competition of 1500 student who got the generous scholarship. "I started the journey without fear, I thought I can trust in the Soros Foundation" - he replied when the journalist asked him about this adventure.
Good for you, Mr. Szíjjártó.

Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 21:36:19 [Preview] No.14635 del
How else does one learn of the Devil, other than staring him down in the eyes?

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 19:07:52 [Preview] No.14754 del
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Today in the news outlets in Europe. Some Brit baited Americans to buy a book about a gay bunny to protest Mike Pence. This will truly show them homophobs by giving some snarky guy from abroad money.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 19:11:30 [Preview] No.14755 del
I should hop on the bandwagon until it's early and write a book about a gay cuy. Would make a bank.

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In this ITT thread: Information * Knowledge is Power * Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 18:55:18 [Preview] No. 14753 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you know that if you have enough information you can take over the world? You just have to have the information. Gotta be a smart guy, be conniving, make people second guess themselves. They're all your enemies on your way to the top. Smash them with your information.

Information starter pack:

- The red-winged blackbird nests in loose colonies. The nest is built in cattails, rushes, grasses, sedge, or in alder or willow bushes. The nest is constructed entirely by the female over the course of three to six days.

- The legal system of Singapore is based on English common law.

- Ketamine was discovered in 1962, first tested in humans in 1964, and was approved for use in the United States in 1970. Shortly after its US approval it was extensively used for surgical anesthesia in the Vietnam War, due to its safety.

- In computing, a Digital Object Identifier or DOI is a persistent identifier or handle used to uniquely identify objects, standardized by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO).

What pussy-slaying facts do YOU know?

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 21:03:54 [Preview] No. 9849 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's have an informative thread about each country's electoral geography and how it ties to demography, regionalism and so on.

Brazil's sharp blue state/purple state/red state divide, which only emerged from 2006 onwards, has been talked about a lot; Geocurrents had two excellent articles about it. I won't talk about the basics, as they're already covered well enough. But Martin W. Lewis has missed some things.

First of all, party loyalties at the state level do make a difference. This factor isn't as strong as it used to be in the Old/Oligarchic Republic period (1889-1930), when the entire national political process was centered on state-level loyalties, but is still felt in some states.
Rio Grande do Sul's leftist past mentioned in his article is a legacy of the state's social democratic loyalties. As they leaned towards a different, non Workers Party string of social democracy (see Leonel Brizola, the leftist who famously called Lula a "bearded frog") that has been defeated and cucked by the PT, their support for Lula gradually faded away.
São Paulo is an even better example: the entire state is radically anti-PT and anti-leftist, and has had fought to install its distinct political views on the federal government for over a century, to the point of fighting a civil war in 1932 when it was evicted from a decade-long liberal hegemony.

Another important point is that the hinterland has some distinct electoral factors absent from the densely populated coastal states the northernmost two still count as hinterland; Lewis shrugs off Roraima as an irrelevant case, but it expresses the same factors he covered about Mato Grosso.

What the hinterland states have in common is that their vast swathes of desolate savanna and jungle have experienced continuous waves of settlement and economic development since the last century. Thus, they have three dynamics that impact their voting:
>Highly profitable agricultural frontier areas versus poor traditional communities
>Expanding ethnic Brazilian settlement versus native communities and their reserve areas, with leftist governments backing the natives;
>Land reform, local political machines controlled by the rural upper class, peasant-landowner class conflict, far-left movements that claim to represent the landless invading and damaging property everywhere and so on

I know some of this personally, as I have an uncle who moved a couple decades ago to become a landowner in the hinterland; whenever he visits us, he complains about gun control and ignorant gringos/southeeasterners who know nothing about his situation, but constantly shill for environmentalism, natives, land reform and so on.

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Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 22:47:05 [Preview] No.14720 del
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>politologist and leftist politician
>This time AMLO has positioned himself as a Center-Right
I don't get it.

>People who do foreign PR for Russia are truly god-tier
If the tiger comics are any indication, it seems they've cut their PR budget, though.

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 23:09:59 [Preview] No.14721 del
Russian election results from Israel. Almost same numbers as average in Russia, except "opposition" got more votes (but Putin got same 70+%).

Proves that Russian Jews are Russians more than Jews.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 06:17:10 [Preview] No.14727 del
>Also, Putin isn't a person, it is a specific title in Russian society.
I wouldn't be surprised:
>We're electing the next Putin.
>Who will be the next Putin?
>XY for Putin!
What does Putin mean btw?

I think the russiaball-tiger comic originally was indigenous propaganda for the Russians so it's naturally shit tier.

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>What does Putin mean btw?

There may be different meanings. For example. put' (путь) is a path, "route". There is also old-style work puty (путы) - manacles, tether, maybe nets etc, it is related to path. That last meaning related to uncommon word "putina" - fishing season, but stress in applied to different part of word (same amount of cheap jokes with photos of "caviar of putin" created every year).

>I think the russiaball-tiger comic originally was indigenous propaganda for the Russians so it's naturally shit tier.

Don't underestimate amount of energy of patriotic people. Authors of that memeball comic may be truly sincere and enthusiastic, without any government support. And Bernd spammed them on boards because they are hilarious in their straightforwardness.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 17:05:07 [Preview] No.14748 del
So with Putin Russia is on a road she can't steer away from.

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Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 18:22:49 [Preview] No. 14626 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 18:29:28 [Preview] No.14695 del
Who cares, there are tons of bunkers that are active. Ernstchan, Mewch, here

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 18:35:55 [Preview] No.14697 del
>The left party
is that the Die Linked'in thingamabob?

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 09:16:45 [Preview] No.14733 del
there is no logical link between the Schrankwandcase and kc being offline - do not spread bullshit to our us viewers. if there was any link between these two things : send evidence

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 15:47:18 [Preview] No.14742 del
> Sarah Rambatz

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 16:59:14 [Preview] No.14747 del
is she hiding in ze anne-frank house ?

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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
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Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 16:52:16 [Preview] No.14620 del
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Looks like Afrin is done. Brave Erdogan freed the oppressed from terrorist tyranny.

The fights at Ghouta will end soon as well. Compassionate Putin feeds the hungry seeking refuge.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 15:37:45 [Preview] No.14741 del
What now? Kürts gave up Afro region pretty quick and without a real fight. They can regroup and defend their eastern region and use Northern Iraq as backup, but I'm not really sure whether the Trump administration is interested in defending the Kürts from Dog Sultan.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 16:50:52 [Preview] No.14745 del
>What now?
That's the question.
>whether the Trump administration is interested in defending the Kürts from Dog Sultan.
That too.
I think it depends how much the US want to keep Syria divided. All those Turkish "observation points" on moderate terrorist lands could mean Turkey is committed to keep that faction intact. But it may prove more useful for the US if there's a third party which also friendly with Israel. That would be the Kurds.

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question Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 12:07:16 [Preview] No. 9768 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what do you think about imageboarding bernd?
are you tired of it?
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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 06:20:36 [Preview] No.14729 del
.xyz and .net don't work for me again. And now I'm look like a Dutch.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 06:22:23 [Preview] No.14730 del
Welcome to the club

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 07:51:50 [Preview] No.14731 del
I'am owner of my little imageboard. It's depreschan.ovh.

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They wrote on twitter about it.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 16:25:14 [Preview] No.14744 del
That's a nice little board.

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 00:36:30 [Preview] No. 14648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Putin reelected
>no kc to shitpost to russians

this is a real tragedy
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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 10:31:10 [Preview] No.14736 del
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IT Russianbernd , can You teach us some nasty stuff -


Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 11:59:35 [Preview] No.14738 del
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I don't want to go to discord because I already have enough of live chats where I'm active, sorry.

Also I don't like that platform.

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ok. nevertheless: hunt down (((antifa))) .


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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 15:14:40 [Preview] No.14371 del
Thumbs up.

Today I have enough time to spend with this thread. While I try to listen the music you guys post, fairly lot I skipped.

Bernd 03/16/2018 (Fri) 17:59:19 [Preview] No.14395 del
This is a pretty good Japanese band. Simple and crude.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H3W5LTy8d7Y [Embed]

Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 20:06:50 [Preview] No.14707 del
P. Mobil, Hungarian hard rock band. I might have posted some of their songs.
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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 06:18:47 [Preview] No.14728 del
Utabi was all right. Far better than I expected after the first couple of seconds. It grew on me.
I can't say I couldn't stand CAN but it left not much impression.

https://discordapp.com/invite/4uEjEFM Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 20:39:50 [Preview] No. 14711 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]