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BONG Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 16:49:34 [Preview] No. 8483 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:25:16 [Preview] No. 10540 del
Of course. It's genius. I wanted longer sub-heading for the book to make it more similar to old assburgerish history titles which preceded that era. Like: The Ottoman Empire - Industrial Output and War Effort in the Light of the Newest Sources, 1914-1918 - Reflections and Interpretations. But then the letters would been too small and unreadable.

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KC beta site requires a password and a paid account Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 21:13:26 [Preview] No. 10490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
R.I.P. krautchan... the end of an era.
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Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 09:57:50 [Preview] No. 10519 del
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sounds hawt

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 10:07:29 [Preview] No. 10520 del
Ach Fellschuchtek

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 20:56:02 [Preview] No. 10535 del
I haven't lurked kc for few days and just noticed this bs few min ago


Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:19:07 [Preview] No. 10539 del
This happened last time or before that too after KC main was up and running again. The beta is a reserve site which can be run more easily or more accessible for some reason if something goes awry. And also probably an earlier version of KC or the engine or whatever.

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 07:01:16 [Preview] No. 10414 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 05:06:02 [Preview] No. 10509 del
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Concave Earth and Flat Earth theories could be reconciled I think. The key is that it is not spherical.
They lead to the other Berenstains.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 07:38:44 [Preview] No. 10512 del
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you fags do realise that the Earth is actually donut-shaped?

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 08:08:06 [Preview] No. 10515 del
Don't be stupid.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 15:26:41 [Preview] No. 10528 del
best theory so far tbh

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 16:19:42 [Preview] No. 10530 del
Some kinds of concave theory actually very scientific (and also meaningless). From wiki:

"""In one chapter of his book On the Wild Side (1992), Martin Gardner discusses the Hollow Earth model articulated by Abdelkader. According to Gardner, this hypothesis posits that light rays travel in circular paths, and slow as they approach the center of the spherical star-filled cavern. No energy can reach the center of the cavern, which corresponds to no point a finite distance away from Earth in the widely accepted scientific cosmology. A drill, Gardner says, would lengthen as it traveled away from the cavern and eventually pass through the "point at infinity" corresponding to the center of the Earth in the widely accepted scientific cosmology. Supposedly no experiment can distinguish between the two cosmologies.

Gardner notes that "most mathematicians believe that an inside-out universe, with properly adjusted physical laws, is empirically irrefutable". Gardner rejects the concave Hollow Earth hypothesis on the basis of Occam's razor.[46]

Purportedly verifiable hypotheses of a "Concave Hollow Earth" need to be distinguished from a thought experiment which defines a coordinate transformation such that the interior of the Earth becomes "exterior" and the exterior becomes "interior". (For example, in spherical coordinates, let radius r go to R2/r where R is the Earth's radius.) The transformation entails corresponding changes to the forms of physical laws. This is not a hypothesis but an illustration of the fact that any description of the physical world can be equivalently expressed in more than one way.[47]"""

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 19:07:28 [Preview] No. 10314 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 23:46:59 [Preview] No. 10451 del
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idk I've been popping in there now and then the posting is kind of slow but the subject matter and posters seem pretty cool

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 05:45:36 [Preview] No. 10454 del
Lot's of grammatical errors no doubt. How you can endure all mines it's a mystery.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 10:08:49 [Preview] No. 10522 del
I will bump this now

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 11:00:18 [Preview] No. 10523 del
It is up now right what is this people are saying about it needing username and paid account. Am confused, was never a kc user, but I feel that I was promised serious discussion.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 15:13:21 [Preview] No. 10525 del
After KC main went back up again beta KC got a login page.

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Bernd 09/09/2017 (Sat) 22:53:40 [Preview] No. 10101 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Da KC and da EC is down
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How is this even possible?

Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:15:15 [Preview] No. 10365 del
Don't worry, numbers will go back to normal in few days.

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 16:11:36 [Preview] No. 10427 del
KC lebt... nur unter einem neuen geheimen Elfenjungen :3

Bernd 09/17/2017 (Sun) 20:07:47 [Preview] No. 10507 del
For crying out loud. What is this?
Oh shit, I typed the end wrong. It's .com, not .org
Anyway I thought I would share this.

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Als ob! Requestiere Kwalle oder Bullenscheiße!

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Diazepam/Oxamin Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 20:49:40 [Preview] No. 10488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello Krautchan, does Germanys prescription pills have a code at the bottom of the pill? I'm talking about Diazepam/Oxamin.

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Just asking questions

Bernd 09/17/2017 (Sun) 00:09:19 [Preview] No. 10494 del
If the imprinted codes on the pill have been rubbed off like a worn penny fine.

If there is none you may have been jewed. I would imagine they take generic to the next level and hand you a bag full of smarties. Its supposedly easy to make chemically so you may be getting some pressed black market benzos. Maybe even a rc.

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Now this is a joke as Heath dieded by pills like Diazepam.

rondam news Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 17:20:10 [Preview] No. 8542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
from your contry or wherever

the arbitral tribunal finally announced rulings regarding border disputes between slovenia and croatia. however, croatia claims they will ignore those rulings because they don't see them as legitimate ever since a year ago when some phone calls between one of the members of the tribunal and some irrelevant slovenian official were leaked. however the arbitration was accepted as part of ultimatum to croatia regarding eu membership.


besides the sea border dispute, most land border disputes were results of anomalies where one republic or a municipality governed land that was nominally on the other side of the republic border.

see pictures in article. it was ruled out that:
1) gulf of piran belongs to slovenia (except for a narrow strip next to croatian coast, as opposed to border going along the centreline) and the sea border continues straight out to italian waters; slovenia doesn't get a direct contact with international waters but instead a 4.6km wide corridor is assigned inside croatian waters that slovenia gets full access to
2) land border follows the dragoña river; this means that a couple of houses (most notably, joško joras, who wrote "here is slovenia too" on his house in 2002 and had some publicised breakouts with border officials) and fields, altogether 113ha that were part of slovene municipalities and were infrastructurally connected to slovenia, stay on croatian side
3) 70ha of forest on snežnik plateau forests that were part of hungary before ww1 but was anomalously reassigned to slovenia during treaty of rapallo for no reason whatsoever, remain part of slovenia
4) 335ha large piece of clay around village of drage (northern bela krajina, foothills of gorjanci), mostly forests, that was anomalously part of croatian cadadstres goes to croatia. this is right next to the worst example of bordergore on slovene border, however the ruling does nothing to resolve that. such cases.
5) the army objects on trdina peak (in gorjanci) that were seized by slovene forces during independence war get split following the internal republic borders along the ridge within yugoslavia; the radio tower is therefore on slovenian side while the barracks on croatian
6) the border along mura river follows its old riverbet from the 19th century and not the modern-day regulated course (leaving a larger part of land on croatian side)

croatia is expected to send army on its borders and slovenia is expected to go crazy on border control to prevent tourists from reaching croatia until croatia gives a statement regarding agreeing with the outcome
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:48:36 [Preview] No. 10004 del
I guess it does but I'll try to put this in short.
Of course this is just YPG policy, but you know how it is when a movement gets popular. Let's not forget that meanwhile in Iraq, KDP which is the strongest party right now are conservative nationalists. For this reason, it's hard to see Syrian and Iraqi Kurdistan to even consider working together, as in case Kurdistan is established, they'll be enemies of each other. PUK on other hand are closer to YPG but since they've been politically active for longer they're more pragmatic and less edgelord socialist.
Oh right, the current president of Iraq is a Kurd and PUK founding member.

Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 21:06:55 [Preview] No. 10007 del
>USA no longer supports Free Syrian Army, but supports YPG. Guess they weren't liberal enough. What happened?

Trump happened.

Situation isn't complex, just obscure at first. There were interesting news about US and Russian military intelligence interaction through third-party channels year ago or some. I don't remember the details, but it was about US DoD sharing information about FSA training camps to Russia to allow Syrian government forces to bomb these camps. Direct contact wasn't allowed because of politics, they used some independent journalist channel in Berlin or something.

It happened because in US army people in command actually think like "we train moderate jihadis who will hate us as any other jihadi", and army doing this only because State Dept and political branch of government demands it. "It isn't our war" etc.

Now the top government changed, and long-term goals in Syria changed too. Military also got more influence in Trump administration. So, support to FSA slowly ended, it happened quietly to prevent mass leftie outbursts in media and related things. Even that bombing of Syrian base was bleak PR act, nothing more. USA doesn't like Assad, but doesn't really care now.

About Kurds it is different story. USA and "the West" need to destroy ISIS, it was promised by current US administration, local US allies also already tired of this (even Saudis aren't happy now), NATO members aren't happy about ISIS too. But they don't care about ISIS so much as they say in media, no one want to do real land operation because of casualties. But you can't win against ISIS in pure-air operation without full genocide, and this isn't option now. So, someone need to send land force, but no one want. And Kurds are the only force that can do it, because FSA is just a bunch of jihadis and Assad isn't powerful and also evil (even considering what I said before).

Kurds also tried to negotiate with Assad few years ago, but he was arrogant and stupid (and he is), so he said "no" to Kurdish local autonomy (otherwise they'd help him and war would be already over). So he lost Kurds and lost chance to win war fast. Then Kurds, rejected by Assad, found USA as ally, and USA found land force to combat ISIS. USA even protect them from Turks, because Turks don't want to go after ISIS to some distant Syrian desert, but want to shoot Kurds.

And something more, but this post is already long.

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Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 14:13:34 [Preview] No. 10476 del

>the Hungarian prime minister’s views reflecting basic common sense in certain areas

Oh god. This could mean two things:
1. he's the rare person with common sense in the EU, which is scary thought;
2. we probably stuck with him until he's to senile to be a PM.
He's the most successful Soros-agent.

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 14:39:30 [Preview] No. 10478 del
>be assad
>hey kurds I like your style
>you know Israel is very intolerant and has many rules

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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 22:51:35 [Preview] No. 10266 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is this where the kc diaspora is??
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Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 10:40:09 [Preview] No. 10469 del
if a woman has a lot of tattoos, that means she's a whore because woman will pay for shit with their vaginas if it means getting free shit.

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Someone get me up to speed on what happened to kankerchan, haven't been lurking the past two/three months

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 12:21:36 [Preview] No. 10472 del
the only tattoos that are acceptable are branding of groups you belong to
so, that is, your heraldry, your birth clan, your military unit, the like

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 12:24:58 [Preview] No. 10473 del
They decided the site could have better use as a platform of some silly flashgame.

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 13:19:04 [Preview] No. 10475 del
kankerchan wasn't good enough so we started our own diaspora on 8ch.net/kc but new owner took over and kicked us out and now we're here
t. been away from KC main for like year or two

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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
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Thread Theme Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 21:04:56 [Preview] No. 10254 del
As always, the theme song for the thread.

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Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 17:57:20 [Preview] No. 10439 del
golly gee I wonder ﴾﴾﴾who﴿﴿﴿ took those dinars

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 18:19:25 [Preview] No. 10440 del
Why noone giving me free moneiz? I don't cost much, I'm not an addict, I generally live a healthy life (healthier than my average compatriot), I've constructive hobbies and can manage my budget well.
Maybe I should write to Merkel or to western NGOs something.

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 10:05:38 [Preview] No. 10463 del
>I except they start fighting with each other soon
ids habening
>Russian or Syrian airforce hit positions of SDF fighters on the East bank of Euphrates as they advance to Deir-Ez-Zur against ISIS

>I don't cost much, I'm not an addict, I generally live a healthy life (healthier than my average compatriot), I've constructive hobbies and can manage my budget well.
This disqualify you from free monies.

Tech Thread Bernd 06/27/2017 (Tue) 17:57:50 [Preview] No. 8430 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is it possible to disable GPS in phones?
I mean actually disable it like disassemble the phone and disconnect it on the circuit board and not just in the options menu which will disable it for you and apps but not for those who want to know your location (like Google or such).
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Bernd 09/14/2017 (Thu) 15:28:37 [Preview] No. 10392 del
You're right.

Also the Windows update itself took like ages. Just dl-ing the stuff was 1,5 hour. Then installing another half hour. Than this "getting ready" stuff...
I don't get it. Linux has it's quirks due it's development by hobbyists working in their free time. But Microsoft engineers and programmers are paid handsomely to exclusively do their job. Then they sell their shit for a smaller treasure.

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windows, more like bin, douse, and set on fire

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 14:06:34 [Preview] No. 10418 del
You are literally witnessing the failure of capitalism first-hand

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 16:00:38 [Preview] No. 10426 del
you mean, the failure of monopolies

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 09:51:34 [Preview] No. 10459 del
>What is Apple