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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:07:37 [Preview] No. 3516 [Reply]
Dear blogpost

I put a lot of French cheese in my fridge, and now it smells like someone farted whenever I open the fridge door. Why do they smell like that? I think the prime suspect is the coulommiers.

Do you like stinky cheese Bernd?


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:19:19 [Preview] No. 3528 del
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I only eat Russian cheese now. It doesn't really stink.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:23:33 [Preview] No. 3531 del
>>3528
that feel when you will never bathe in milk that will become cheese sold on a mass-market


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:40:03 [Preview] No. 3542 del
stinky cheese is breddy good, but i always consume i fast due to stinking up everything

protip: always put smelly cheese in a small container, it will keep the most disgusting rank at bay.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:53:26 [Preview] No. 3551 del
>>3516
Bacteria producing gasses, I guess.



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:30:36 [Preview] No. 3536 [Reply]
Is it normal to fap twice a day?


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:33:51 [Preview] No. 3538 del
>>3536
Absolutely.



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:05:41 [Preview] No. 3513 [Reply]
How to be happier person?


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:08:27 [Preview] No. 3517 del
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Stop worrying


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:12:35 [Preview] No. 3522 del
>>3517
And then what?


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:16:00 [Preview] No. 3526 del
First accept what you are.
Second, stop thinking about it.
Third, be aware.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:17:29 [Preview] No. 3527 del
>>3522
And then you'll be happier. I'm serious, stopping worrying makes you happier. It doesn't fix your life though.



Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 17:49:30 [Preview] No. 3274 [Reply]
I forgot I had school today and missed one of my classes
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:31:35 [Preview] No. 3481 del
I have woken up sweating and worried about missing school and failing classes, then remembered that I'm an old man and school was years ago.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:55:58 [Preview] No. 3499 del
>>3481
Sometimes people are scared shitless about stuff that really doesn't matter when they are asleep or half-asleep. It happened to me too once or twice. Not a pleasant but actually interesting experience I have to say.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:13:00 [Preview] No. 3523 del
>>3481
I was so worried, I finished uni months ago but I dreamt I still had assignments to finish else I fail. God I hated uni.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:15:37 [Preview] No. 3525 del
>>3523
I finished uni 8 years ago and sometimes I see exams in my dreams. These things will follow you forever.



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What would you do? Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:56:32 [Preview] No. 3500 [Reply]
Ciao Bernd!
I come to you, because i am seeking your advice.
I am working in a italien restaurant for nearly 20 years and now i am on a fork in my life. It all began when i was taken in for internship in this restaurant and it developed towards a employment, with some time in culinary school in Roma. The honour is, that i was the only german there and i was treated like family and it was nice to learn the true art of italian cuisine.
We put out high quality food because the owner was looking after the product he used (he even imported flour from italy, let alone other ingredients) so we could provide a standard, that was unmatched to other restaurants in our small town. In the end we just openend on weekends (friday to sunday) and we were booked in a month in advance (beside the occasional company event during the week).
Everything went smooth until the owner died not long ago and the family decided to sell. They offered me to buy it first, but i couldn't get a loan from the bank to do so. After a few weeks there was coming a new owner in, a "economics student" that got the money from his parents for his first business.
Since i am the only staff left, he offered me the position as "Head Chef", but i got such a tight budget, that i can't afford the imported groceries, which made our pizza and pasta stand out. His answer was "just buy it from the supermarket next to us". I displayed him a pizza with the original recipe and the ingredients i can get from our local market and he replied "there is a difference, yes, but in view of 30% more profit i will not import the expensive stuff and the custormers will not know the difference" (just for the record: for the most part the quality is shit in german supermarkets regarding food).
So i am now wondering how would you decide in my situation; would you sacrifice your integrity for the sake of "having a job" or would you go on social welfare until you find something else?
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:00:29 [Preview] No. 3503 del
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I recently looked up a pizza store that was so good I still remember it over a decade later. But they moved and I don't remember their name. They were ebin. Just ebin.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:01:55 [Preview] No. 3506 del
>>3501
of course it is "wholesale", but you can get only crap; the worth of the equivilant to the quality would be the same when i would drive to italy every week and buy it from my connection.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:04:04 [Preview] No. 3510 del
Suggest he go organic. You are a restaurant, not a pizza hut, your customers will know. Then when the blame comes, shit rolls downhill. Good luck hiding that disaster looking for your new job.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:04:05 [Preview] No. 3511 del
>>3501
here they buy stuff at just farmers 'makets' not supermarkets

but its in a big city, small towns hardly have those


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:04:09 [Preview] No. 3512 del
I would go and find other work, but there is a catch: same managers working in other restaurants too.



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 20:31:26 [Preview] No. 3393 [Reply]
Why my glorious white russian ip is seen as german?
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:23:21 [Preview] No. 3469 del
There's a thread about the mixup. Browse, Bernd, browse!


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:43:52 [Preview] No. 3489 del
>>3405
>>3469
I see now, sorry. Can't delete the thread.
I thought the maxmind geoip database wasn't that bad? They should use whichever one kc uses, it's bretty good.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:52:44 [Preview] No. 3497 del
>>3411
Hahahahahaha


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:00:51 [Preview] No. 3505 del
>>3489
>I thought the maxmind geoip database wasn't that bad?

It isn't that bad. Strange that it gives so weird results, but maybe with these shortage of ipv4 blocks started to move between providers more often than before.

I don't remember free alternative though, only client-side things like yandex maps api etc.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:02:14 [Preview] No. 3507 del
>>3489
You don't need to be sorry. And the thread actually led to a joke >>3411



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 19:21:38 [Preview] No. 3345 [Reply]
According to Ernst via IRC, KC may be back up soon.
I hope it's true.

https://ernstchan.com/int/thread/10502
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:08:36 [Preview] No. 3445 del
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>>3443
Try me.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:29:19 [Preview] No. 3479 del
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>>3445
I would but this board is strange and unfamiliar. I'm only here to monitor progress in getting real kc back. It does not feel good to use.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:34:18 [Preview] No. 3485 del
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>>3479
You're crying about that website like you were married to it. You couldn't even go on b without risking a raid. One guy was a killer.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:40:09 [Preview] No. 3487 del
>>3485
I never went to /b/. I'm not a degenerate German.
I am sad that kc should suffer for their sins.

kc is better than gf


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:50:43 [Preview] No. 3495 del
>>3479
You should move out from your kampfortzone more.



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:13:40 [Preview] No. 3292 [Reply]
This board is slow as shit, come to 8ch.net/kc

we are the 6th largest board there and there are no autistic mods, pretty much no mods tbh. pretty good
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:30:06 [Preview] No. 3307 del
>8ch.net/kc

cancer


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:39:42 [Preview] No. 3315 del
Dr Sage and Mr Hide


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 19:06:55 [Preview] No. 3334 del
8ch/kc/ was cozy, before it got hijacked by admin and flooded by kc/int/


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:10:40 [Preview] No. 3447 del
I want the real kc back. surrogate boards are shit


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 21:15:24 [Preview] No. 3454 del
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You only think 8chan /kc/ is good because the board owner deletes dissenting posts and users for 52 weeks long



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 20:23:55 [Preview] No. 3382 [Reply]
That feel when i made stupid comment on youtube and it keeps getting thumbs up and im too assburger to delete it.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 20:25:39 [Preview] No. 3384 del
I think other users can't just view your comment history or shit like that so it barely matters. I left a flattering comment up under a tutorial video, I'd delete it but whatever.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 20:29:18 [Preview] No. 3387 del
>keeps getting thumbs up
What's the problem? You became a popular guy.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 20:30:42 [Preview] No. 3390 del
Better than when you post in a discussion and keep getting reply notifications like a year later.
And on some KCTier shit like Neanderthal genetics too.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 20:41:48 [Preview] No. 3410 del
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>>3387
Bernd was never popular in real life and he can't handle it. It is very unfamiliar to him.



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 19:01:20 [Preview] No. 3332 [Reply]
I just almost forgot my root password

but then I remembered

Thank G*d


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 19:17:00 [Preview] No. 3341 del
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You can easily restore your r**t password on any device, even on remote server.

There is no G-d.