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Music general Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 05:42:14 [Preview] No. 15002 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are you listening to right now?

Since this is a slow board, let's try to keep this going for those who come and go and find no one else here. Post it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mcTUu23Wt4E [Embed]

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 12:15:21 [Preview] No.15017 del
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In memory of Casey, that comfy and filthy slutbag.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1TuOT324neg [Embed]

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Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 08:39:36 [Preview] No. 15011 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We burned your house for this.

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.15012 del
Czy robiłeś to sam, czy po prostu kopiowałeś i wklejałeś?

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 09:01:29 [Preview] No.15013 del
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You are wrong, my house is ok.

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Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 04:36:38 [Preview] No. 14999 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do your neighbors ever communicate to you through the wall? Because mine do and it's really creepy and inappropriate. They're also a married couple with a kid. They will sometimes make commentary on what I'm doing. It is the most absurd and weird thing.

I posted about this before on kc about how he him commenting on me coughing when I had a cold and even imitating me, and was told, "no one would ever do that, this is textbook narcissism! sage! hide! schizo!" but this has been going on and on and getting increasingly weird for me.

Then again, I realize he's not actually talking *to* me but getting psychological satisfaction from pretending to talk to me while in the shared consciousness of his wife, talking to a ghost of me with no repercussions. I think this because when I lived with a gf, I would do the same thing, but we had concrete walls and my commentary was in regard to him blasting music. Not typing on a computer.

This man is a psychopath and it's giving me some weird kind of paranoid schizophrenia.

Anyway over and out. Thank you, kc therapy support group.

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 04:48:57 [Preview] No.15000 del
your only solution is to murder him and his wife, and then wear their skins for a month

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 05:08:37 [Preview] No.15001 del
Thinking about creeping them out/embarrassing them with a note on their door like, "Pls not make fan of me through wull. I have bran dmg fram many year in prisin and schitzinfreniar. My pap pay for this apatmint bc he not want 2 see me. Plis donnoot mack fan of me!!!!!!"

Then we'll see what happens.

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 06:38:02 [Preview] No.15008 del
It would be much more convincing if you could pull that face to face this way it would look like a prank.
You could find some evidence they abusing their kid and call child service. This would be the meanest route I think.
The more honest would be walk over and tell them calm and open that you don't appreciate what they are doing.
To bring that one step further you could find some official way to back you and use official force against them. You have rights (not just for free speech and guns) check it which could they cross with that behaviour.

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 07:14:01 [Preview] No.15010 del
lol I had a dream last night where I went fucking insane and became a schizo, e.g. finding out on my phone that i sent money to some roastie that I don't remember sending, and all this was happening in a dream

Shit was scary as fuck but not as much as "neighbor talking to me through the wall"

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 07:38:44 [Preview] No. 10512 del
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you fags do realise that the Earth is actually donut-shaped?

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 08:08:06 [Preview] No. 10515 del
Don't be stupid.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 15:26:41 [Preview] No. 10528 del
best theory so far tbh

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 16:19:42 [Preview] No. 10530 del
Some kinds of concave theory actually very scientific (and also meaningless). From wiki:

"""In one chapter of his book On the Wild Side (1992), Martin Gardner discusses the Hollow Earth model articulated by Abdelkader. According to Gardner, this hypothesis posits that light rays travel in circular paths, and slow as they approach the center of the spherical star-filled cavern. No energy can reach the center of the cavern, which corresponds to no point a finite distance away from Earth in the widely accepted scientific cosmology. A drill, Gardner says, would lengthen as it traveled away from the cavern and eventually pass through the "point at infinity" corresponding to the center of the Earth in the widely accepted scientific cosmology. Supposedly no experiment can distinguish between the two cosmologies.

Gardner notes that "most mathematicians believe that an inside-out universe, with properly adjusted physical laws, is empirically irrefutable". Gardner rejects the concave Hollow Earth hypothesis on the basis of Occam's razor.[46]

Purportedly verifiable hypotheses of a "Concave Hollow Earth" need to be distinguished from a thought experiment which defines a coordinate transformation such that the interior of the Earth becomes "exterior" and the exterior becomes "interior". (For example, in spherical coordinates, let radius r go to R2/r where R is the Earth's radius.) The transformation entails corresponding changes to the forms of physical laws. This is not a hypothesis but an illustration of the fact that any description of the physical world can be equivalently expressed in more than one way.[47]"""

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 06:25:56 [Preview] No.15006 del
Bump for hollow Earth discussion.

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Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 16:45:00 [Preview] No. 14824 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 20:27:40 [Preview] No.14983 del
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Can anyone tell me why almost no imageboard engine has preview post feature? I can imagine only cheap elitist reasons for not making this.

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 20:47:41 [Preview] No.14985 del
How would that feature look like?

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 20:57:17 [Preview] No.14986 del
The only reason it's not here is because no one has asked for it.

The realtime code already has it built I can just apply that library to the top. If other people actually want it.

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 22:22:09 [Preview] No.14991 del
You pressing the button and see how post would look, with all markup, links, sages and everything. With js it is also possible to display how it would look with images and webms (FileReader etc) and try to check file sizes.

Amount of people who make test posts or mess with markup are pretty large.

I don't think that this is very needed feature for everyone, but it would be good to have.

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 01:26:55 [Preview] No.14994 del
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>who are you quoting?

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 21:12:59 [Preview] No. 14988 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
opinion on delicious fat futa dicks?

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 21:17:02 [Preview] No.14989 del
My opinion is säge and hide.

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Bernd 03/19/2018 (Mon) 00:36:30 [Preview] No. 14648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Putin reelected
>no kc to shitpost to russians

this is a real tragedy
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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 11:59:35 [Preview] No.14738 del
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I don't want to go to discord because I already have enough of live chats where I'm active, sorry.

Also I don't like that platform.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=cKEhxRa9aSM [Embed]

ok. nevertheless: hunt down (((antifa))) .


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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 19:16:15 [Preview] No. 14756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Recently I've noticed I've developed a sort of nervous tic in my stressful and isolated life that has formed from my constant winter cold causing too much snot in my nose and mucous in my mouth. Basically, when I breathe or talk, I fill in the space between my breaths and sentences by shuffling the mucous to and fro by the means of contracting various parts of my throat, for example flexing my epiglottis or raising my uvula. This has provided me soothing stress relief throughout my day, but only recently did I notice that I do it in public and it is audible. Females in particular give me annoyed or disgusted looks. Yesterday even a female police officer gave me a look when I was in 7-11 and only then I noticed the gargling and stifled, wet noises coming out through my nose and rumbling from under my skin.

I feel honored for the gift of being able to tell you this, krautchan, as you are my only friend I can speak openly with.

Do you have any weird nervous tics? Have you always had them? Do people openly notice them in public? How does it make you feel? Like pic related is how I feel.

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 18:47:15 [Preview] No.14955 del
I believe your thread deserves at least one bump, so here it is.

Thankfully I don't have any serious nervous tics. Sometimes my right eyelid twitches which annoys me, but no one noticed it yet or at least no one told me. Sometimes when it starts it can last weeks and then it stops for months. I have no idea what might be causing it.

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 19:00:38 [Preview] No.14963 del
I have sames. But it's rare and I'm not sure if it's related to stress. I also had it in muscles once or twice. In biceps and in thigh muscle.

It happens I whistle in public or smile if some funny comes to my mind. It can unnerve some people but I don't care, they should smile more and whistle anyway. When I walk in the woods sometimes I sing (sometimes when pals come along with them too). From those who come that way older tourists are fine with that but younger look funny. Sometimes I want to do it in public too but I stop myself.

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Bernd, I....

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 06:16:20 [Preview] No.14895 del
Wikpedia said to me it was on 16th of February. Or you're referring to something I don't understand?

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 18:58:02 [Preview] No.14960 del
I wish I had an irregular gf

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 19:00:18 [Preview] No.14962 del
I miss the fire proofster year.

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August 20, Birthday of Hungary Bernd 08/20/2017 (Sun) 08:45:44 [Preview] No. 9639 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's the 1017th birthday of the Christian Hungary, a national holiday. Last year I made a thread for the commemoration, today I'll keep it shorter but still.
Why August 20? Our first Christian king, Saint Stephen (reigned 1000-1038) was canonized this day in 1083 by Saint Ladislaus (reigned 1077-1095). This day was chosen as a representation of statehood as we aren't sure about the precise date of the coronation of Stephen.
Customary celebrations of the statehood are held all over the country, and in Budapest the Holy Right (a relic, mummified right hand of Saint Stephen) is carried around during a precession. Of course our leading politicians give speeches, usually some nonsense.
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Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 20:55:23 [Preview] No.14859 del
Holi :3

Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 21:05:46 [Preview] No.14862 del
I just saving threads as refugees creating more and more useless "muh KC where is it why is it down" threads. They are only capable of that. Also there's the blogposting Amerilard whose threads would be fine if he made those types once per week. I think the Ukrainian who can cook is a good poster but he only posts on 8.

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 18:21:50 [Preview] No.14945 del
thank you hungary, you're a real hero
I checked mod panel to see if there's page limit but I see nothing. Back on 8ch you could set it to 25 pages.
I don't even know how much pages can board have here. I think we had 11 couple weeks ago and now it's 15. Have we reached it?

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 18:27:52 [Preview] No.14947 del
I remember you setting the limit on number of threads. And yes, we reached the limit, several threads died already. I tried to pick the most important ones. Well, what I thought important.

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 18:52:45 [Preview] No.14956 del
it's only a limit for how much threads per hour can be created