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Bernd 04/01/2017 (Sat) 17:33:15 [Preview] No. 4777 [Reply]
Literally me looking at the amount of work I have to do.
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Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 00:57:54 [Preview] No. 5236 del
Because Asians themselves are vulnerable to gommunism epidemics.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 11:38:43 [Preview] No. 5251 del
they're also vulnerable to effeminacy as well

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 12:46:39 [Preview] No. 5261 del
They are "daughters of megalia", feminism has corrupted SK at the highest levels in some cult pizzagate tier shit.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 13:21:52 [Preview] No. 5265 del
We are immune to communism too.
In 1919 it was da Jews only handful of commies were in the country, the most prominent of them were - in fact - Jewish, on the other hand other Jews were the victim of them as they were bourgeois, mostly as small shop/workshop ownersand they could only mobilize the country with the Czech and Romanian threat. Otherwise they just stole from the people, brutalized and executed many which antagonized the whole society.
After '45 it needed the Red Army to keep communism.
Now it's only the false nostalgia fuels some sympathy. Life back then felt more secure in general and people didn't know the cost is the country's financial stability. The government took huge amount of loan from a part of it they financed the goulashcommunism other part went to the brotherly Soviet Union.
Our communist party is less then a fly fart, and our socialists are laissez-faire capitalists.
There would be strong "communal" feeling in the Hungarians which is constantly exploited and disappointed.

Mene Tiem Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 18:57:29 [Preview] No. 2504 [Reply]
Professer Goggle!
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 00:14:40 [Preview] No. 2820 del
sonic the edgehog

Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 00:25:48 [Preview] No. 2822 del

Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 01:55:19 [Preview] No. 2867 del
>no sign saying "/r/polandball"
come on bro...

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 05:10:15 [Preview] No. 5201 del
Funny thread.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 07:31:13 [Preview] No. 5206 del
That looks like a spurdo with a big benis.

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Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 01:02:50 [Preview] No. 5198 [Reply]
When I'm reading, I feel more strain on the eyes when the background is black and the text white rather than the inverse. Very strange!

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 05:13:55 [Preview] No. 5202 del
That's interesting.
When I had no access to e-book readers I read everything in html as I could change easily the font and background color to my liking. After rather short fiddling I found a simple 'black font and middle grey background' is the ideal for me.

Bernd 04/13/2017 (Thu) 05:46:45 [Preview] No. 5204 del
I usually use blue bg yellow font or something like that. Generally speaking though I can't read like a book very well on a computer as I get distracted quite easily. Real thing or my kindle, the latter being perpetually dust covered.

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Ю́лия Вячесла́вовна Липни́цкая Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 16:47:13 [Preview] No. 5099 [Reply]
Hey Bernd, do you still remember me?
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Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:36:56 [Preview] No. 5180 del

Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 23:38:57 [Preview] No. 5182 del
source: your excel spreadsheet

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 00:48:07 [Preview] No. 5184 del
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Source is pic related.

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 03:21:39 [Preview] No. 5186 del
People kept saying that if anyone is attracted to her, they're a pedophile. I later just accepted it and stopped caring how old a girl is. I'm either attracted to her, or not. Age no longer matters.

>There are tons of pics of girls who are just as cute or cuter then her all over the internet
Indeed. I stopped thinking much about Yulia when I saw another cute girl online everyone kept posting. The problem was is that the girl was younger (12). Eventually her dad got butthurt that people were whacking it to his daughter and deleted all of her social media.

>If you pick one who's older then you won't have problem with this paedo shit.
There's this girl that I like in real life who is 25, and she's the only girl that I have liked, in a couple of years, that's actually older than me. I know for a fact that she doesn't like me back though.

Hopefully I'll get back to dating someone which I haven't done since highschool years ago. If I date someone, I'll be forced to date someone around my age to be apart from social stigma.

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 06:42:23 [Preview] No. 5193 del
looks like a very unbiased source

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Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 01:29:36 [Preview] No. 5185 [Reply]
Will kc moderators ban me for this pic (i will hide the file name)?

Bernd 04/12/2017 (Wed) 05:16:03 [Preview] No. 5190 del
I don't think so. Test it out. Pigdogging is the best option: grab a proxy then post it through that so your IP won't get banned.

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I can't believe this...it's all around the entire place....symbols of the male patriarchy Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 16:32:11 [Preview] No. 5169 [Reply]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gzdf4V7Cf_M [Embed]

Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 16:44:42 [Preview] No. 5171 del
I hope since then she has found a quiet institute where they can help her overcome her problem.

Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 17:02:38 [Preview] No. 5173 del
Is she unironically being triggered by some poles?

Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 17:13:39 [Preview] No. 5176 del
Be careful not to trigger anyone.

Bernd 04/11/2017 (Tue) 17:30:00 [Preview] No. 5177 del
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Poles of all kinds can cause allergic reactions on some people.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 01:46:42 [Preview] No. 5121 [Reply]
My bank account is dwindling down to 0. Have less than $500 left (((((((((((((

Once I graduate though, money will never be a problem ))))))))))
How's your financial status?
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Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 15:45:27 [Preview] No. 5142 del

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 16:00:10 [Preview] No. 5143 del
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>op pic from axe gay sea dee

This is two fingers being rubbed together. It means you have to pay money. Clever jews started calling it the "world's smallest violin" to sign that if you want people to care instead of playing sad violins for zero effect, you have to pay them money. And that's the joke part in this joke.

Delete shit from your hard drive.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 17:06:29 [Preview] No. 5145 del
I'm not on welfare or anything, my dad just gives me around $50 a month which is less than what I spend on just transportation alone.

What's that in normal people currency? Like $300?

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 19:25:16 [Preview] No. 5149 del
More like $3000

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 19:30:19 [Preview] No. 5150 del
That's about 645000 HUF.

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Bernd Cooking Bernd 03/23/2017 (Thu) 20:30:41 [Preview] No. 316 [Reply]
To breathe some life into this board i decided to make cooking thread.

What do you usually eat for dinner bernd? Do you have any interesting recipes? Do you have any ideas for fast cheap and tasty dinners?

My usually dinners are made from combination of frozen vegetables and chicken/sausage heated on a pan as i only have a gas stove in my flat

Sometimes chicken breast with gyros seasoning plus rice
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 12:23:06 [Preview] No. 3059 del
Tortelini because fastest warm meal xD

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 10:06:00 [Preview] No. 5081 del
Do you have electric grill OP?

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 20:48:53 [Preview] No. 5115 del
Not if you make them from scratch.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 09:53:37 [Preview] No. 5133 del
Scrambled eggs is better.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 15:38:12 [Preview] No. 5140 del
Especially if you start with the sowing the grain.

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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 08:07:39 [Preview] No. 2929 [Reply]
Hi Bernd. Today I'm gonna cook hypophthalmichthys (retarded name tbh, in Ukrainian the fish called towstolobyk). Let's get started little by little.
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Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 21:06:39 [Preview] No. 5117 del
Internet shopping exists faggot

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 21:12:25 [Preview] No. 5118 del
Go get yourself a new toilet then.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 05:34:03 [Preview] No. 5126 del
You should still go outside. But I don't want to turn this thread into giving advices discussing drinkable water was enough.

As he >>5117 pointed out you can order stuff, even toilets. Tho in that case you should have knowledge and some practice on basic plumbing.
Buy good knives when you at it, and sharpening stones/rods and learn how to grind/sharpen/hone your tools. Working with dull, notched stuff is just horrible.

Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 05:40:04 [Preview] No. 5127 del
To be honest I'm counted on an answer something like this:
>Aren't we all?

sage Bernd 04/10/2017 (Mon) 05:40:44 [Preview] No. 5128 del
*I counted

Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 16:15:00 [Preview] No. 1575 [Reply]
OK I think we can forget about 8chan once and for all. Our new home is here.
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Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 07:34:27 [Preview] No. 5065 del
KCMain has literally gone to shit now. I was banned for over a week for cuckposting, before it was just 3 days. The mods are completely spastic morons who don't give 2 shits about the deplorable quality there.

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 08:00:52 [Preview] No. 5066 del
fuck you
t. kde user

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 08:03:22 [Preview] No. 5067 del
This was a joke ban, for the last dude now..

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 14:38:29 [Preview] No. 5097 del
Why are you still going there?

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 16:36:02 [Preview] No. 5098 del
>t. filthy kde user