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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 22:21:24 [Preview] No. 4078 [Reply]
Mom and dad bought LAVENDER scented toilet paper!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 22:43:27 [Preview] No. 4086 del
>>4085
But I don't want to put that shit on my ass and dick


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 22:52:35 [Preview] No. 4089 del
>>4086
Would you rather be surrounded by horrible stink, get stressed out and strain to push your shit to get it over with and have a stroke?


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:08:14 [Preview] No. 4108 del
now when your bf smells your anus it will smell like lavender


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:37:42 [Preview] No. 4115 del
>lavender
enjoy becoming a sissy m8
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmoa064725


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:46:24 [Preview] No. 4122 del
i don't even know how lavander smells but i hate all parfume

i like how tar soap smell tho and that super old kids shampoo from like 70s, it has that super synthetic, acidic """"""lemon"""""" smell that seems still popular, at least not extinct



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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 22:59:12 [Preview] No. 4090 [Reply]
I'm low test

Now I'm know why I'm such a beta loser

Too bad I don't have health insurance or else I could get free steroids
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 23:05:42 [Preview] No. 4092 del
You can be my wife


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:02:26 [Preview] No. 4107 del
exercise


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:40:06 [Preview] No. 4116 del
>Too bad I don't have health insurance
So you're paying the fine then?


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:41:16 [Preview] No. 4117 del
Just inject Test E into your ass like everyone else does


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 00:44:38 [Preview] No. 4119 del
show this to your wife's son, maybe he can help you



Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 23:06:36 [Preview] No. 4093 [Reply]
Am I supposed to be giving a fuck about meeting my protein requirements on days which I don't work out?


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 23:19:40 [Preview] No. 4100 del
Depends on whether you want to be the strongest man in Nebraska or not.
Also
>don't work out
What are you, some kind of faggy jew?


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 23:41:24 [Preview] No. 4103 del
>>4100
I don't work out every day, I have rest days



May signs Article 50 letter Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 01:33:22 [Preview] No. 3611 [Reply]
It will be delivered to Bresidnet Donald Trump Tusk later today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39422353
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:53:28 [Preview] No. 4018 del
So then lads, do you reckon there'll be a fair deal cut and we'll all do well out of it? Or will the country break apart and we'll all end up fighting each other รก la the Heptarchy?


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 19:00:22 [Preview] No. 4021 del
>>4009
>removing EU citizens
>now even higher percentage of child-raping Pakis
Sounds like a great plan.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 19:02:46 [Preview] No. 4023 del
>>4018
I think the EU will be very obstinate, arrogant and uncooperative initially, but I think as negotiations go on they will come around and realise that, regardless of their prejudices, they need to do what they can to limit the damage to themselves from us leaving, which entails coming to a mutually beneficial agreement with us.

The UK leaving will weaken them economically and politically, so I don't think they can afford to let us go with no deal.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 19:04:57 [Preview] No. 4024 del
>>4021
That's a very single-minded perspective. We have too many people here of any colour. There's not enough housing, schools and services to go around, and the NHS is really feeling the strain of the massive influx of people over the past couple of decades.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 19:08:19 [Preview] No. 4025 del
>>4021
Not being bound by EU law and Brussel gives them at least the chance to also do something against the pakis.



Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:45:30 [Preview] No. 3972 [Reply]
I made a photo for Bernd today :3


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:04:56 [Preview] No. 3983 del
>halluzination

Germans...


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:07:22 [Preview] No. 3986 del
>>3972
Austria and Switzerland in combination? Oy vey, it's like second Habsburg era.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:22:28 [Preview] No. 3995 del
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I dun gettid,


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:24:54 [Preview] No. 3996 del
>>3995
It's just rhyming animal information that was forcefully translated to also rhyme in english, and the combination reminded me of blanda upp.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:53:01 [Preview] No. 4017 del
>>3995
My guess its cow racemixing propaganda.



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Berundo Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 15:00:27 [Preview] No. 3809 [Reply]
Hey, my board is relevant again.

t. admin noticed kc is down after one week
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:16:59 [Preview] No. 3953 del
>>3934
>>3932
:) Honestly, it's been fun, but this can't go on.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:19:09 [Preview] No. 3956 del
>>3953
Welcome to webdev, where market share matters.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:20:04 [Preview] No. 3994 del
>>3934
>Wh-what? What is "IceCat"? I'm not going to bother factoring that in. Get a real browser, solved.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:29:36 [Preview] No. 4002 del
>>3925
>IceCat
Is that some fork of Firefox their former employees started when Mozilla went full SJW?


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:35:54 [Preview] No. 4006 del
>>4002
No, it's the FSF approved version of firefox



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Say Hello to A.I.Chan! Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 19:26:06 [Preview] No. 2527 [Reply]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dwXOCqNWz4Q [Embed]

Do you play Japanese freeware games, Bernd?
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Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 23:49:55 [Preview] No. 2808 del
http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/1kkdjflzmi3amzar?language=en

here is video of her dance with no pantsus


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 14:46:33 [Preview] No. 3802 del
bump for lewd


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 15:52:50 [Preview] No. 3865 del
How AIchan lewds herself:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eJM8Sx1HLEg [Embed]


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 15:53:40 [Preview] No. 3866 del
>>3865
Don't forget to enable captions/subtitles.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:35:37 [Preview] No. 4005 del
>>3866
nice subs



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:37:49 [Preview] No. 3314 [Reply]
Stop using nonfree software!
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 23:13:28 [Preview] No. 3560 del
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>>3559
stallman don't want to criminalize proprietary software he just promotes his thing.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 23:31:00 [Preview] No. 3569 del
>>3534
>For instance let's say you got a router or any embedded system that was listed, some years old and it has a big security/safety flaws. No patch from the manufacturer.
Routers aren't an example of something where you'd never need to evaluate or rewrite the source code. In fact, there are software for routers on the GNU site.

Routers, phones, computers and the like have benefit from being free software. Things like elevators, microwaves, fridges, street lights, and medical equipment being required to contain free software is ridiculous and not necessary.


Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 23:34:47 [Preview] No. 3574 del
>>3569
>microwaves, fridges,

lol no, people install NetBSD on their fridges all the time


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 00:10:20 [Preview] No. 3581 del
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>>3574
On toasters you mean.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:25:49 [Preview] No. 3998 del
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>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
https://nonfree.pizza



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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 08:29:05 [Preview] No. 2946 [Reply]
Where are all the Bernds?

Reminder that 8ch and ernstchan are not viable options (pics related), endchan is the only place for Bernd.
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:08:28 [Preview] No. 3988 del


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:11:19 [Preview] No. 3989 del
>>3807
They allow pedo boards like hebe, while we gas them. Granted hebe is rebuilding here again, but if they get too uppity again they will get the gas again.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:19:42 [Preview] No. 3993 del
>>3989
>They allow pedo boards like hebe
Really? Can you link it so that I may verify your claim?


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:28:06 [Preview] No. 4000 del
>>3993
I just went there and checked for myself. You guys fucking lied.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:39:08 [Preview] No. 4007 del
>>4000
Also if the site really did have a /hebe/, it got taken down and the site is now under investigation and being monitored by law enforcement
http://gr5gzhk5hurwetdr.onion/.static/canary.html
404



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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:06:49 [Preview] No. 3941 [Reply]
Another KC clone


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:07:59 [Preview] No. 3943 del
We are roleplaying kc ironically.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:45:33 [Preview] No. 3973 del
What are you talking about? This is the KC clone. All the others are the another.


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 18:01:29 [Preview] No. 3980 del
If anyone is the clone here, it's you.