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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:28:08 [Preview] No. 3912 [Reply]
From this day forth, the EU and UK are locked in a Cold War. They hate us now, and require us to fail in order to fulfil their own dark aims, and in turn we must destroy them to save ourselves. People will die, things will break, but it will be worth it in the end because the UK will triumph. Good luck everyone, except the integrationist eurotrash. I unironically hope you die.
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:34:03 [Preview] No. 3921 del
>>3917
Homo sapiens europithicus is a disgusting subspecies, entirely created by and for the Union. They reinforce themselves and thus both must be combated in order to achieve success.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:32:30 [Preview] No. 4351 del
>>3912
This picture is wrong in so many ways. Yes the evil Nazi Germans want to pay for all other countrys and have a shitty inflational, soon worthless currency instead of Nazigold. Also we want mostly non German Politicans make laws and super awesome trade agreements for our country wich can´t be influnced by the common voter but by rich jews like Soros. You are locked in a cold war with Bankers, corrupt politicans, buisness intrests and the Media. The European people suffer more then you do and feel happy for the UK beeing able to leave.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:42:29 [Preview] No. 4354 del
>>3912
I wholeheartedly agree. I speak the French and the German, and even the Dutch (I refuse to speak the language of the Moors though I learned that, too - so fuck off dagoes). However much I loved being in these countries and howsoever I admired their culture, the debased idea of 'Europe' that is coextensive with a union of customs can get fucked.

t. Nationalist


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:01:46 [Preview] No. 4434 del
Punp


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 06:08:21 [Preview] No. 4438 del
>>4434
good thread



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Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 03:36:06 [Preview] No. 4400 [Reply]
>mom's rare surname next to rothschild

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she's a goy tho, gotta show it her and see what happens


blogposting Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 04:45:55 [Preview] No. 4407 del
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nothing special / no reaction

then again:
>be goy
>go to usa
>become a jew

like clockwork


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 05:57:47 [Preview] No. 4431 del
Russians! Hooray!



Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 02:53:57 [Preview] No. 4392 [Reply]
Tfw I saw successful Falcon-9 landing and I'm really glad for you, USA. Seems, I shouldn't do this, but actually I'm glad for America. Strange feeling. Maybe this because I want also to gloat over our government, which ruins our space industry more and more with each year. Anyway, this should have happened.

Congratulations, guys!


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 03:20:23 [Preview] No. 4396 del
What's a falcon-9? some star wars shit?


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 05:04:06 [Preview] No. 4413 del
>Falcon-9 landing
Make explainings.



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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 16:09:09 [Preview] No. 3886 [Reply]
Why do all ukie girls look like this?
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:17:58 [Preview] No. 4295 del
>>4289
Why are you so rude? Did you come from ernst?


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:19:19 [Preview] No. 4297 del
>>4295
i don't even like the monkey jokes tbh
but i like bad jokes
i didn't mean anything bad


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>>4139
Kay, here is my favorite slav girl.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 03:52:24 [Preview] No. 4402 del
>>4388
Quite cliche, but good taste.


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 05:01:18 [Preview] No. 4412 del
>>4388
>my favorite slav girl.
No wonder. She's really cute. but probably has giant forehead that would explain the constant bangs.



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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 22:21:55 [Preview] No. 4340 [Reply]
The mum in E.T. leaves the kid home alone. Is that even legal in the US?
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:34:08 [Preview] No. 4352 del
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>>4346
>babysit @11

we just burned stuff in front of our commieblock


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:47:01 [Preview] No. 4358 del
>>4352
I lived in a commieblock during that. Does it count?


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:52:53 [Preview] No. 4362 del
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>>4358
don't know. i was babysit by my granny tho at about the same age, maybe i was 10 or so. but not quite, she just came to our flat to cook mostly

we mostly played outside


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:57:23 [Preview] No. 4366 del
>>4362
*was coming


Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 00:19:39 [Preview] No. 4371 del
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>>4340
Mums do it all the time here. Legal or not.



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Cosplay and jewelery Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:23:27 [Preview] No. 4303 [Reply]
I want to make the sparkling magical necklace Shana wears in 灼眼のシャナ but with real gold trim, gold flakes, and a nice stone.

What kind of stone should I use? Is there something prettier, shinier, and more transclucent than ruby?
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:51:13 [Preview] No. 4316 del
>>4312
The singer, Mami just retired sadly. I'm thinking of using a sunstone gem and bending a low carot gold frame around it with pliers.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:56:22 [Preview] No. 4318 del
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minerals > stones


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 21:00:42 [Preview] No. 4321 del
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>these legs
Oh god Shana is hot!
>>4316
>The singer, Mami just retired sadly
Sad. The first two openings and songs I like really badly.
>I'm thinking of using a sunstone gem and bending a low carot gold frame around it with pliers.
But why? Are you a girl? And sorry I don't know much about those stones though your pic looks nice. Hope it will be look good with your appearance.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:52:03 [Preview] No. 4361 del
>>4321
>are you a girl?
I wish, then I could dress as her all the time, but I'm just an obsessed fan. If I had a GF I'd ask her to cosplay as her once in a while. But I had an epiphany: instead of hoping to see a Shana cosplayer IRL for a 13 year old series, and trying to coerce a twenty something independent woman into acting like she's my 12 year old waifu, I could try to cosplay as Shana for an anime convention.

I've never crossdressed before and I'm tall and look like a guy. But if I try, go on a diet, and use makeup, a wig, and contacts,and practice my poses, who knows, maybe I could look like Shana had a growth spurt and turned 30. You know how professional actors wear ear augments to look like elves? Maybe I could make something out of silicon to hide my man-jaw. I've seen guys cosplay as Jinx or Madoka, so I might not be the biggest freak there. I would have to work harder than a 12 year old girl to even be recognizable as Shana (who couldn't possibly look like a loli.)


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:54:02 [Preview] No. 4363 del
>>4321
>are you a girl?
I wish, then I could dress as her all the time, but I'm just an obsessed fan. If I had a GF I'd ask her to cosplay as her once in a while. But I had an epiphany: instead of hoping to see a Shana cosplayer IRL for a 13 year old series, and trying to coerce a twenty something independent woman into acting like she's my 12 year old waifu, I could try to cosplay as Shana for an anime convention.

I've never crossdressed before and I'm tall and look like a guy. But if I try, go on a diet, and use makeup, a wig, and contacts,and practice my poses, who knows, maybe I could look like Shana had a growth spurt and turned 30. You know how professional actors wear ear augments to look like elves? Maybe I could make something out of silicon to hide my man-jaw. I've seen guys cosplay as Jinx or Madoka, so I might not be the biggest freak there. I would have to work harder than a 12 year old girl to even be recognizable as Shana (who couldn't possibly look like a loli.)



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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 06:55:31 [Preview] No. 4155 [Reply]
ernstchad is shit
kc has shitmods (and is shit)

can germans do anything right?
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 10:07:34 [Preview] No. 4169 del
>>4159
Stu Pickles could make a way better invention than that.


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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 17:01:43 [Preview] No. 4213 del
>>4155
They can fuck up pretty perfectly.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 17:03:05 [Preview] No. 4214 del
>>4165
Like Merkel?


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 23:49:16 [Preview] No. 4360 del
>>4155
>ernstchad is shit

Yes, the jewish mods completely suck.
Worse than worst kc mods.



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Bernd 03/26/2017 (Sun) 10:07:05 [Preview] No. 1411 [Reply]
Since Der General has apparently decided to take KC down for good I have decided to come clean.
I have been moderating Krautchan for the past year and a half. Ask me anything.
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Bernd 03/28/2017 (Tue) 22:54:20 [Preview] No. 3552 del
>>1829
>Every time I got banned, he also banned my cellphone's IP which was super creepy.
holy shit, that's fucking unnerving

were you a known poster or something? Or was it just that he had enough info on you to identify your phone's ip?

Did you get the same ban message on both ips?

Now I want to fucking know


Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 00:14:39 [Preview] No. 3582 del
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>>1829
>>3552
That's not really surprising, if you're a notorious shitposter they'll keep tabs


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:10:02 [Preview] No. 4285 del
>>3582
I don't trust those freaks to only target "shitposters"


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:25:12 [Preview] No. 4304 del
>>3552
I am a known poster, but whenever I got banned on one device, the other one was good to go :^)

Didn't boast with it tho


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>>4304
it's funny how actual cuckolds can post their fetish on kc and not get banned

isn't it?



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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 07:05:26 [Preview] No. 4161 [Reply]
I have an official appointment in 2 hours. I got up 1 hour ago, all I did was smoke weed. ;_;

I'll get ready now. Clothes, shower, trim my pubic hair just incase.
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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 12:08:21 [Preview] No. 4179 del
I'm back it was ok


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 13:22:22 [Preview] No. 4184 del
>>4179
Good.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 17:24:05 [Preview] No. 4217 del
>>4179
It can't be.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:47:02 [Preview] No. 4315 del
what was appointment about?


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:58:53 [Preview] No. 4320 del
>>4315
Just some shit.



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Bernd 03/24/2017 (Fri) 20:18:58 [Preview] No. 406 [Reply]
this is a gondola thread
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Bernd 03/29/2017 (Wed) 17:11:13 [Preview] No. 3946 del
ids not flood


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Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 17:18:31 [Preview] No. 4216 del
>>3946
>1st
Noice.

Considering how retarded gondolas are some of these webms are pretty cozy.


Bernd 03/30/2017 (Thu) 20:41:39 [Preview] No. 4313 del
>>4216
>Considering how retarded gondolas are
delete this