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Qatar Embargo Threda Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 15:04:03 [Preview] No. 8115 [Reply]
since this is getting interesting lately I'll open a thread for discuttions

>a severe list of demands, which includes giving Doha 10 days to cut ties with Iran, shutting down Al Jazeera, closing a Turkish military base and paying a fine.
>shutting down Al Jazeera

>Turkey has no intention of shutting down its brand new military base in Qatar, it said in a rejection of a demand about the small Gulf kingdom voiced by other Arab nations
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Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 19:05:32 [Preview] No. 8129 del
>But what happens if Qatar doesn't comply? War?
This. An ultimatum is nice and all but the 'what if' is at least as important.

>I assume a market war. Prepare for oil prices to tank.
Sounds plausible. An actual armed conflict could lead to confrontation with Turkey it seems with their troops there. And Turkey is a member of NATO.
Could the Saudis and the other Gulf countries fuck with the oil prices so much that it would seem easier for everyone else to pressure Qatar to give in?

>Saudis: hey people Qatar is an ally of Iran! also terrorist
>Quatar: no we aren't
>Saudis employ economic sanctions so the only connection left for Quatar is Iran
>Saudis: hey people Qatar's only supporter is Iran we told you they are allies!!!
Is this going to be enough to justify whatever they are planning?

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 19:12:09 [Preview] No. 8130 del
>why is nobody calling out trump for gorging saudi cock

People actually do it, and do very often. Not true fanboys though, but they are fanboys after all.

Although it was already known that Saudi arms deal, for example, will be completed, with or without Trump, because of reasons.

>But what happens if Qatar doesn't comply? War?

Arab states always have plenty of people who don't like current rulers because they want to be rulers too. So, coup/rebellion is more likely than a war.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 19:58:10 [Preview] No. 8133 del
>Arab states always have plenty of people who don't like current rulers because they want to be rulers too. So, coup/rebellion is more likely than a war.
But the potential and existing foreign troops are factors of chaos. What if fighting escalates between rebels and Turks/Iranians? What if the Saudis intervene to bolster a failed internal attempt to topple the government?

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 20:59:14 [Preview] No. 8134 del
It would be another typical Middle Eastern proxy war, but Qatar is tiny small country, so it will be very quick.

It all depends of decision of USA though, anyone there wouldn't do anything serious without permission (except hidden funding of terror groups). US got arms deal with Qatar recently, and it is Boeing business, so Americans surely will intervene in affairs if situation go to real war.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 21:05:41 [Preview] No. 8135 del
Well they did try fucking with oil prices to bring down Russia, but that didn't play quite well.

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Interesting KC tier wikipedia articles and sites Bernd 06/08/2017 (Thu) 19:07:47 [Preview] No. 7605 [Reply]
Continuing this thread from 8chan: post curious and autistic information you've found on the internet. Don't just leave a link, share a summary or at least a picture.

I recently found this trove of autism: http://www.worlddreambank.org/P/PLANETS.HTM
Which contains several alternate and invented worlds with in-depth information on their astronomical, geological, atmospheric and geographical features, including some nearly CWC-tier alien species. Lyr and Oisin in particular have caught my interest.
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Bernd 06/20/2017 (Tue) 08:32:46 [Preview] No. 8058 del
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Brazil is truly a Russian brother country.

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Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 05:00:27 [Preview] No. 8090 del
Not too autistic but at least somewhat curious info:
This probably deserves some attention on our part with such threads as Syria and Best Korea. I wonder how much high ranking US officials employed somewhere near state security pondered on these lines and the habbenings of the last 20 years.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 19:25:39 [Preview] No. 8131 del
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The Amazon is an equally nightmarish mirror image of Siberia with an extra dose of Wild West. It even has a gigantic, decrepit, polluted, depressing industrial center rising out of nowhere.

Some criminals from core Brazil were even deported to the Amazon in the past, to the point that "going to Acre" (one of the most remote corners of the country) is an euphemism for death.

BRIC is a silly meme.

sage Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 19:38:17 [Preview] No. 8132 del
A surprisingly long-lasting rural models whose impacts on the landscape are felt to this day.

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Joge Thread Bernd 05/10/2017 (Wed) 05:24:11 [Preview] No. 6387 [Reply]
Got some good jokes? Bad jokes? Untranslatable ones? Post translate it here!

The Fox and the Wolf hanging out in the forest, talking.
- So boring today? We should do something.
- Let's beat the Rabbit.
- All right. What for?
- If he has a hat then because he has a hat, if he doesn't have a hat then because he doesn't have a hat.
- Sounds good, let's to this.
There comes the Rabbit.
- Look at that Rabbit! He doesn't have a hat!
So they beat him senseless.
Next day the Fox and the Wolf hanging out in the forest.
- What we're gonna do today?
- Let's beat the Rabbit.
- All right. What for?
- If he has a hat then because he has a hat, if he doesn't have a hat then because he doesn't have a hat.
- OK, let's to this.

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Bernd 06/15/2017 (Thu) 20:41:22 [Preview] No. 7918 del
- Who is the idiot here, Jean? You or me?
- You don't have the reputation of employing retards, m'lord.

Bernd 06/16/2017 (Fri) 00:10:14 [Preview] No. 7924 del
how do you call the child of a german and a french clown?

english language

Bernd 06/16/2017 (Fri) 05:08:26 [Preview] No. 7935 del
Good one.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 17:11:40 [Preview] No. 8123 del
Hungarian wordplay.
It sounds like "szíd (szívd) ki a faszomat" which means "suck my dick".

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 18:13:13 [Preview] No. 8126 del
ernő, simply ernő

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Bernd 05/31/2017 (Wed) 23:36:36 [Preview] No. 7358 [Reply]
Sigismund Schlomo Freud
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Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 05:03:57 [Preview] No. 8110 del
And the closest we have to an Austrian. You practically are Freud.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 07:06:20 [Preview] No. 8112 del
I'm Jew

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 15:56:07 [Preview] No. 8117 del
Dogtor why is the pizza in my dreams always pineapple topped

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 16:16:18 [Preview] No. 8120 del
because you want to cuck your father

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 17:23:23 [Preview] No. 8125 del
The pizza represents mother Earth. In it's roundness not just similar to mother Earth but a very feminine allegory. The wheat, the tomato and the basil are all the flowers of Earth. It's also warm as a vagina and the color of tomato underscores it's likeness.
Now a sausage on a pizza is a phallic symbol in the right place i.e. the father's penis in the mother's vagina.
On the other hand pineapple on pizza is a phallic symbol in the wrong place i.e. the son's penis in the mother's vagina.
The cheese is the semen.

Bernd 06/15/2017 (Thu) 21:11:57 [Preview] No. 7919 [Reply]
who are the modern day Greeks?
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Bernd 06/16/2017 (Fri) 01:51:25 [Preview] No. 7932 del

we can agree on that, anglos are the true enemy

they stopped both Napolean and Hitler
who could've brought the Russian qts into proper European hands

Bernd 06/16/2017 (Fri) 07:24:12 [Preview] No. 7940 del
Exactly because he knew it's going to go the way it went despite being on top at the time is what makes him a genius.

Bernd 06/16/2017 (Fri) 08:33:22 [Preview] No. 7942 del
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He released book after WW1 and updated it accordingly. You don't need to be a prophet to predict end of West after WW1.

>Spengler relates that he conceived the book sometime in 1911[2] and spent three years in writing the first draft. At the start of World War I, he began revising it and completed the first volume in 1917. It was published the following year when Spengler was 38 and was his first work, apart from his doctoral thesis on Heraclitus. The second volume was published in 1922.

Bernd 06/16/2017 (Fri) 15:38:40 [Preview] No. 7948 del
Utópia is a Hungarian term. It means post-booze.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 17:13:07 [Preview] No. 8124 del
How about Sweden, Yes?

Movie General aka Chink Movies Thread Bernd 04/04/2017 (Tue) 18:05:53 [Preview] No. 4922 [Reply]
Watched the Mongol. It was meh. Some interesting stuff like the carousing and brawling I wrote about in the Legends thread on 8ch/kc. But all in all...

Dl'd the Yakuza Papers, 6 movies. It supposed to be 11 movies? I dunno. Anyone has seen these?
Now I only need time.
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Bernd 06/21/2017 (Wed) 05:07:59 [Preview] No. 8073 del
You can find display of strong belief and martyrdom in the movie it's just that the conversations are awful on the part of the main hero. I think the movie has other things to offer (even on the topic of Christianity, like on early Christians or confessions or temptation) and I would encourage you to watch it despite I wouldn't describe the whole movie as great. I cannot know what can you gain from it.
Also probably if you've seen the other two movies of Scorsese in this series, the Kundun and the earlier The Last Temptation of Christ then you should watch this too.

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 20:10:00 [Preview] No. 8109 del
Actually, I could put this film on my cytu.be room if anyone is interested. I have subs, (Czech and English, if google drive works or if youtube doesn't block it I can pick Czech while you use English) Probably Saturday, like I usually ran those (but I'll put the film on a bit earlier)

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 05:05:46 [Preview] No. 8111 del
>a bit earlier
When. And how long the film?

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 14:28:57 [Preview] No. 8114 del
Idk, about 90 mins I think. Standard length. I was thinking
I can start it at 21 CET or something about around 21 CET, and I'd start stream with random pre-show vids after I finish dinner and crack me open a cold one.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 17:03:38 [Preview] No. 8122 del
All right, I'm in. Worst case I fall asleep in the middle of it.

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Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 13:55:41 [Preview] No. 2258 [Reply]
If you want to use this board by using cellphone, you can download an app called dashchan. Enjoy.

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Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:31:07 [Preview] No. 2314 del
I mean I thought it would work here too but fuck. I see it now from my cellphone. Sad.

Bernd 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:32:43 [Preview] No. 2316 del
Also I like the flags instead of balls here.

Bernd 03/31/2017 (Fri) 18:01:59 [Preview] No. 4673 del
This thread seems like a public service announcement so maybe worth saving.

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 05:03:55 [Preview] No. 8092 del
While not much to discuss this might can help someone one day. So a last bump.

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 16:39:01 [Preview] No. 8121 del
This, I switched to Icecat on mobile and it works quite well for everything except kaki.

Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 21:37:42 [Preview] No. 7824 [Reply]
Can anyone help me collect all 5 cards? I only have two!
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Bernd 06/13/2017 (Tue) 21:44:04 [Preview] No. 7826 del
Do you have the old comic where this twink swallows other twinks with his massive cock?

Bernd 06/14/2017 (Wed) 18:11:15 [Preview] No. 7861 del
Huh I didn't notice this thread.

Bernd 06/18/2017 (Sun) 04:56:36 [Preview] No. 7995 del
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uh oh

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 05:01:34 [Preview] No. 8091 del
What are these cards?

Bernd 06/23/2017 (Fri) 08:12:11 [Preview] No. 8113 del
These are yugioh cards that unleash mighty power when combined. We have 3 out of the 5 cards in this thread that, when together, will summon the mighty one.

Useless news from Wherever Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 05:47:23 [Preview] No. 5239 [Reply]
Post here the useless news of your country.

Thanks for the vote of the Parliament on 7th March, for the first time Good Friday is a holiday in Hungary so now we're gonna have a four days weekend. Neato.
Source (I couldn't find an English one)
Hungarian holidays:
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Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 04:53:36 [Preview] No. 8089 del
Of course. It is very important to be empathetic with sensitive people. Especially if they have lot of oil and money.

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 18:14:38 [Preview] No. 8101 del
Thanks to RT, we now have PROOFS of what's really happening in Yemen.

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 18:35:27 [Preview] No. 8102 del
If they are secret how does rt know about them?

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 18:36:47 [Preview] No. 8103 del
Oh, AP reported it. Didn't read.

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 19:31:13 [Preview] No. 8105 del
Pssshhh, it's secret.

Bernd 08/10/2016 (Wed) 16:30:07 [Preview] No. 43 [Reply]
webm thred
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Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 13:10:53 [Preview] No. 8097 del
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Israeli tv shows are weird

Bernd 06/22/2017 (Thu) 15:44:47 [Preview] No. 8098 del
It seems it's supposed to be weird, I bet other shows are just like everywhere else. However for example here this level of crappiness can only be found among the works of edgy artsy amateurs and not on state or commercial tv channels.