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Bernd 05/25/2017 (Thu) 18:23:22 [Preview] No. 7098 [Reply]
How do you like your saws, Bernd?
I like the ones which bites when I push because I prefer to establish the groove with careful pulling.
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Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:01:24 [Preview] No. 7235 del
>>7228
transparent? like see through? You mean like you have good reading comprehension and can figure them out easily?


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 00:29:16 [Preview] No. 7236 del
>>7229
Second thing (Schieblehre) is actually called schtangencirkul (штангенциркуль) here, I used is as example in previous post.

It is interesting that it has no direct relation to actual German name of tool, but created from German words. And looks like German Stangenzirkel is different instrument at all, it is something for drawing circles.


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 06:25:33 [Preview] No. 7244 del
>>7235
as in not too exotic and without too much "artifacts"

like transparent encoding
http://wiki.hydrogenaud.io/index.php?title=Transparency

basically german sound like some neutral sounding language but with an accent to me (or without if its sorta transliteration)


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 06:55:34 [Preview] No. 7245 del
>>7244
it probably helps that german was the first foreigh language that i "learned" before the school

when i was like 5 there was a kids show entirely in german, and i dunno i just could speak some very basic german back then, i think i learned it by memorizing like kids do

i had no plans to learn any language btw, i didn't know who hitler was etc i just liked the show (it was stupid btw, just some medievil fairy tale with stage actors, but i liked it)


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 06:58:36 [Preview] No. 7246 del
>>7245
btw it was actually a show for learning the language, not just something random

there were some 'lessons' and repetition and it was greatly simplified



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Music Threada Bernd 03/21/2017 (Tue) 19:47:46 [Preview] No. 154 [Reply]
Post some interesting bands that are not so well known, but are not complete crap either.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ud5yDjM63I [Embed]
So lately I got into new synthwave. Can't really tell the difference between various artists or anything about them yet, but I find this genre very cosy to listen in general.
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Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 06:48:32 [Preview] No. 6894 del
>>6888
the joke is: they're liberating russia itself

ROA is literally nazis


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 06:57:07 [Preview] No. 6895 del
>>6894
and Vlasov, its leader is literally worse than Hitler in russia btw

because he was both "traitor" and a "nazi"

tho its actually soviets who betrayed him and his millitary unit first he just was too autistic

also some people think he was actually a someone's spy


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 09:25:18 [Preview] No. 6901 del
>>6675
>The other two needs some thrash riffs or at least power chords.
Heh, I don't think I ever seen anyone attempting to do that. Gregorian chants in modern music are usually mixed with electronics.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cbHa-niMQgc [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CW7x-lp4wnw [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rWetlLjo37c [Embed]


Bernd 05/21/2017 (Sun) 12:33:27 [Preview] No. 6915 del
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>>6901
There are plenty metal bands who try to incorporate Gregorian-style chants, although I can't remember good non-extreme examples.

Some obscure group of Poles even made black metal with orthodox chants recently, and became pretty popular (for that type of music): https://youtube.com/watch?v=hPO6w5XgLxs [Embed]


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 05:25:16 [Preview] No. 7243 del
Well, Motörhead is well known but anyway:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oUfWHJ_RVvY [Embed]

Also you can't spell Motörhead without ö.



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Create a file with java.io.File Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 03:30:38 [Preview] No. 7190 [Reply]
>follow book example exactly
>it doesn't work
>copy and paste the code
>it doesn't work
>copy it over to another machine
>it doesn't work
>assignment is due tomorrow by midnight
I'll use other methods of creating a file, one that isn't based off of an example from 2004.
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Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 04:33:46 [Preview] No. 7195 del
>>7192
file objects are like that
also to create some new files you usually need a special flag like O_CREAT in c, it wont create files otherwise (its all system calls anyway, not just java-related)


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:06:06 [Preview] No. 7219 del
>>7192
Mystery solved then?


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:12:48 [Preview] No. 7220 del
>>7219
Yup!


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 04:05:58 [Preview] No. 7237 del
Florida thread


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 05:10:09 [Preview] No. 7242 del
>>7237
How do you know?



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Bernd 05/26/2017 (Fri) 17:01:08 [Preview] No. 7118 [Reply]
Here we see Croatian titty monster president swooning at Trump.


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Bernd 05/27/2017 (Sat) 22:36:45 [Preview] No. 7187 del
>>7118
>shh... I've heard you like South Slavic pussy...


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Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 05:09:26 [Preview] No. 7241 del
In the news I read something like
>yeah, as NATO members we (e.i. all the other NATO members) will join against terrorism but won't take part in military actions
I always thought NATO was a military alliance like Warsaw Pact was. In fact the latter was created as a reaction to the first. And now it's fine to play soldier but they don't want to go to war. I get the feeling everyone except the USA is into it so they can tell outsiders: "my dad is stronger than yours".



Bernd 05/24/2017 (Wed) 06:55:39 [Preview] No. 7016 [Reply]
>whack off to cute underage girl on periscope
>notice she didn't realize she's logged in to her dad's twitter account before streaming
>look up her dad and see that he's a weapons manufacturer, specializing in knives and swords and was featured on a show on the history channel
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Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 06:27:18 [Preview] No. 7210 del
>>7209
The thing is that the process is entirely automatic. It takes them 0 effort on their behalf since it's a machine that does all of the crawling and monitoring. They just have to maintain these data warehouses. I watched a video from a private investigator where he discusses how his friends from the FBI operate and how he has a machine at home that does nothing but crawl through people's social media. It's some scary stuff which is why I stay away from social media and the likes. The private investigator's job is basically what you just did, crawling through the internet to doxx people. If this is something you enjoy doing, it might be a job you could want. Here's the private investigator I was talking about, it's some good insight of the tools he, and law enforcement, use to track people down through the internet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dNZrq2iK87k [Embed]


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 06:36:11 [Preview] No. 7212 del
>>7210
If you consider keeping a machine up and running zero effort... sure.


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 06:58:19 [Preview] No. 7216 del
>>7193
Hilarious.

>>7196
As long as something looks sophisticated, fancy or "cool" and it's expensive no matter how useless people will buy it.

>>7209
You dun goofed. The internet police will backtrace you. Consequences will never be the same.


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:18:13 [Preview] No. 7221 del
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>>7212
Forreal nigga, this dude looks like a fucking killer. You better hide. This guy spends 40 hours a week shooting arrows and crafting knives.


Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 05:03:43 [Preview] No. 7240 del
>>7196
Post some blades.



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BONG Bernd 03/22/2017 (Wed) 17:11:51 [Preview] No. 185 [Reply]
Well, in the meantime our BO here changes the flags to balls I'm gonna dump the BONG I have both mine and what was created by others.
I hope this board will survive for a while otherwise I'll feel a bit stoopid.
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Bernd 05/25/2017 (Thu) 16:24:48 [Preview] No. 7092 del
>>7091
Coincidence? I think it is.


Bernd 05/25/2017 (Thu) 17:33:34 [Preview] No. 7095 del
>>7087
top shit m8


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 18:27:54 [Preview] No. 7231 del
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Took more than I thought.


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Bernd 05/29/2017 (Mon) 05:02:26 [Preview] No. 7239 del
>>7238
Whoa. Me rikey.



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North Korea happening thread Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 13:29:41 [Preview] No. 5318 [Reply]
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Bernd 05/17/2017 (Wed) 16:36:23 [Preview] No. 6730 del
Don't worry, there won't be a war as long as the average pleb thinks there will be one.


Bernd 05/17/2017 (Wed) 16:38:16 [Preview] No. 6732 del
>>6730
you know what they say, the dog that barks doesn't bite


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 19:03:05 [Preview] No. 7232 del
https://www.rt.com/news/389993-north-korea-missile-video/
Oh wow.
>Rocket tests by Pyongyang unnerve its regional rivals, including South Korea and Japan, which say they need better protection from a possible missile attack by North Korea.
Would Best Korea win an arms race against SK and J? I mean Besterners are used to poverty and lack of living standard but for SK and J to match the Northern threat would mean raise the defense spending which can only be done with cutting other parts of the budget which then would result lower standard of living.
All right this question is mostly hypothetical coz they aren't alone the US, NATO and UN is there to save their asses bit still.


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 19:04:27 [Preview] No. 7233 del
>>7232
Oh I forgot one step:
Those who used to easy life cannot really stand sudden hardships and could capitulate more easily.



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Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:43:15 [Preview] No. 7222 [Reply]
This guy hunts you down, carrying an arsenal of his finest knives, swords & crossbows. What would you do? Think you could survive?

Note that he's a professional crossbow shooter and makes swords and knives for a living.


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:54:35 [Preview] No. 7223 del
>Think you could survive?
Of course.
He arrives at BP airport then he gets a taxi. The driver cuts him so much he won't have the money to travel further.
Then hordes of gypsies attack him for his stuff he defends himself with what he has until he's half dead. Then police arrest him and the judge gives him few years for aggravated attack/manslaughter motivated by racism. He gets in a cell with 3 whites and 40 gypsies. They beat him every day for the rest of his sentence.
After all this he's only wish will be to return to the States.


Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:55:14 [Preview] No. 7224 del
>>7222
*aggravated assault
Sorry.



185 for 5 reps never ever Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 04:53:25 [Preview] No. 6964 [Reply]
>Do all 5 reps of 180lbs, allowing me to try to squat 185 next workout, which would be a milestone for me because I'd be using plate + 25
>Chest pain out of nowhere that puts me out of the gym for a week and a half
>Get back to the gym, attempt 185 and fail on the 5th rep
>So fucking tired that I lower it to 175, and again only get 4 reps
>lower it again to 165 and get 5 reps
Then came today, 2 days later, the worst workout I ever had.
>huge dinner, ate too much, feel like shit and don't want to work out
>185lbs failed with only 3 reps done
>175lbs failed with 3 reps out of 5
165lbs failed on the very first rep since I went down too fast and then I couldn't push my way back up. It was so embarrassing to set up the weights and fail on the first rep and take it off again. I finally put the weights down to 155lbs and got all 5 reps without a problem.

I fell for the "EAT BIG TO GET BIG, CMON!" meme. Never EVER eat big before a workout, your stomach will feel full even after nearly 3 hours of digestion. If you're going to "EAT BIG TO GET BIG, CMON! LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND!" do so 5 hours before working out or else you're going to feel like you're going to throw up.
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Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:48:43 [Preview] No. 7001 del
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>>6999
Unless Piana grew a clit... OF COURSE THE GRILLS!


Bernd 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:53:35 [Preview] No. 7003 del
>>7001
>>that voice

>Tits are probably fake and her clit probably hangs lower than her labia.

These two could have been separate thought.


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>>7003
Could've, should've but wasn't, neeeeerd.


Bernd 05/24/2017 (Wed) 06:04:31 [Preview] No. 7015 del
I always work out on an empty stomach. There is no better feel than eating like a pig after a good workout.


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>>6964
bro this either is the worst pasta ive seen or youre an idiot.



Bernd 05/28/2017 (Sun) 06:31:33 [Preview] No. 7211 [Reply]
>This test has a time limit of 30 minutes.