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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19:50 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 11:20:19 [Preview] No. 10571 del
Because the more attractive the woman is, the more likely she's going to have sex regardless of her age. The 13 year olds in the video I posted aren't going to have sex with 100 men because they slept with someone at 13, they're going to have sex with 100 men because thousands of men find them attractive.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 16:12:30 [Preview] No. 10574 del
>virgin n ugly
No connection between the two. Here below average fat chicks can be very slutty in a pushy way for example (just like average and above average fat chicks). This is actually quite logical in an unusual angle: they love to eat which is both a sensual and a consuming sin (Lust and Gluttony) so it's obvious they like to fill their other orifices too.
However I can imagine ugly chicks tend to have less partners because, well, less people want to put their penis into them. So you're logic might be right.
However the fate of a relationship doesn't depend exclusively on sex. Or rather largely doesn't depend on it. In a long relationship it's inevitable the partners will got bored with each other no matter how great was the sex in the beginning and how much they were attracted to each other.
If that ugly chick is fed up with your person she will dump you no matter she has no other options for sex.

Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 15:02:19 [Preview] No. 10585 del
And of course what if she does not want you in the first place?

Bernd 09/25/2017 (Mon) 18:33:06 [Preview] No. 10675 del
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Dunno man. That was one of my assumptions, for example simple mechanical solution might be reliable and even if it eventually breaks you can fix it with little effort while in the other hand complicated mechanical solution is more likely to break down and harder to repair but once you repair it, it will last longer than the more simpler solution. You know, cars have a timing chain or timing belt, one is harder to change but last longer while the other is easier to change and last shorter time. I do acknowledge that it depends on the car model if it's a hard job or not but you catch my drift.

I have had a bit of experience on gfs which I don't consider them as people rather than subjects. I mean longest relationships was only one month long. Most of them wouldn't have been possible without the help of technology and social media such as facebook. I still laugh at the idea that you would date people throught internet. It will always be awkward. Nowadays it will be even harder to "infiltrate" these social media networks such as whatsapp, kik messenger, snapchat, instagram, facebook, discord, telegram and twitter. Most of these programs can be emulated but some of them might not work properly if having root priviledges. I really don't want to use my phone on this shit because those applications are SO FUCKING MASSIVE and eat a shit ton of space even thought they are just a fancy webpage interface or messaging apps. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. My current phone barely runs snapchat by itself and I have to be really careful because only 1gb of ram. All in all, android software IS SO FUCKING SHIT. I have tried to run snapchat on RemixOS but it wouldn't work which was a shame. Oh well, it's not like I don't have two cores on my cpu so that I could virtualize android to try it again. I really need to root my shitty device to remove that preinstalled bloatware, jesus fucking christ

I think of this project called "getting a gf and making it a waifu" or "gf and upgrade to waifu" the most challenging project I have ever taken so it will be very interesting challenge, even more interesting than buying a used Lada from Russia and bringing back to Finland.
Then I would concentrate on my career and hobbies. To my eyes woman would be a tool to get offspring. This tool if not carefully used, can fuck you up just like any other powertool or vehicle. Simple as that. I suppose you can fix and modify people to your likings? Dunno if it that works like that.

Also pictures unrelated but
>pic 1
IBM quantum computer
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Open sourced laptop
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Comparison with different networks

Bernd 09/25/2017 (Mon) 18:53:27 [Preview] No. 10677 del
I remember a Finn who wanted to or actually did grow weed in the woods. I can't remember if I exchanged words with him on KC main or 8/kc. Are you the one?

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 21:03:54 [Preview] No. 9849 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's have an informative thread about each country's electoral geography and how it ties to demography, regionalism and so on.

Brazil's sharp blue state/purple state/red state divide, which only emerged from 2006 onwards, has been talked about a lot; Geocurrents had two excellent articles about it. I won't talk about the basics, as they're already covered well enough. But Martin W. Lewis has missed some things.

First of all, party loyalties at the state level do make a difference. This factor isn't as strong as it used to be in the Old/Oligarchic Republic period (1889-1930), when the entire national political process was centered on state-level loyalties, but is still felt in some states.
Rio Grande do Sul's leftist past mentioned in his article is a legacy of the state's social democratic loyalties. As they leaned towards a different, non Workers Party string of social democracy (see Leonel Brizola, the leftist who famously called Lula a "bearded frog") that has been defeated and cucked by the PT, their support for Lula gradually faded away.
São Paulo is an even better example: the entire state is radically anti-PT and anti-leftist, and has had fought to install its distinct political views on the federal government for over a century, to the point of fighting a civil war in 1932 when it was evicted from a decade-long liberal hegemony.

Another important point is that the hinterland has some distinct electoral factors absent from the densely populated coastal states the northernmost two still count as hinterland; Lewis shrugs off Roraima as an irrelevant case, but it expresses the same factors he covered about Mato Grosso.

What the hinterland states have in common is that their vast swathes of desolate savanna and jungle have experienced continuous waves of settlement and economic development since the last century. Thus, they have three dynamics that impact their voting:
>Highly profitable agricultural frontier areas versus poor traditional communities
>Expanding ethnic Brazilian settlement versus native communities and their reserve areas, with leftist governments backing the natives;
>Land reform, local political machines controlled by the rural upper class, peasant-landowner class conflict, far-left movements that claim to represent the landless invading and damaging property everywhere and so on

I know some of this personally, as I have an uncle who moved a couple decades ago to become a landowner in the hinterland; whenever he visits us, he complains about gun control and ignorant gringos/southeeasterners who know nothing about his situation, but constantly shill for environmentalism, natives, land reform and so on.

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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 07:49:56 [Preview] No. 10140 del
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So here's the third map that completes the landscape of net income and (especially) unemployment with it's slice of information. The gypsies.
A lazy population with below-average educational level isn't the greatest charming factor for the companies who seeks workforce. 300 000 people like this are living in the country distributed in a way this map shows. They will have that impact what those maps reveal to us in my previous post. They make up the largest part of the unemployed crowd, they are mostly good for jobs in the lowest wages (like working in public employment which pays much less then minimum wage) so they'll lower the average of the income per capita.
I have to say I'd really like to see a crime map too.
How is it important for voting preference? Those who living in those areas with higher gypsy population will tend to be disgruntled so they'll generally vote against the government no matter who it is.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 07:57:38 [Preview] No. 10141 del
Oh it's worth mentioning. The actual number of the gypsy population is larger than 300 000 but unknown. It isn't mandatory to answer the question of the census on the ethnic background.
In personal conversations more and more gypsies declares him-/herself Hungarian, mostly those who have higher education with established normal jobs and try to disassociate themselves from the unemployed, the uneducated and the criminal elements, at least this is my experience and those who I had conversation on this topic so this last part is far from official.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 08:36:34 [Preview] No. 10146 del
The mentioned peculiarities:
The maps can't really reflect the impact of two large part of the Hungarian population: the aforementioned gypsies and the pensioners. Why? Because their votes can be bought and parties really do that.
In case of the gypsies is more blatant but it's more of a local thing. I read many articles in the past when this thing occurred, candidates promised and gave them food, alcohol and money.
Now the pensioners are on a whole other level. Hungary has almost 3 million of them! Their attitude toward the parties can and do decide the fate of the elections so everyone tries to keep them on their good side. So what does a party do? They promise to raise their pension, or keep the pension of the 13th month, or reintroduce it if previously it was necessary of it's termination. And the parties will tell them that other parties want to lower their money, and terminate the pension of 13th month and use other ways to demonize their opponents. And of course the party with the better propaganda machine will have more of their votes.
Right now the greatest scandal on Earth goes in our country. No it's not about the migrants or corruption. No. There was some demonstration where the Fidesz supporting pensioners behaved like savages they are and someone from the Jobbik, probably Vona himself made a remark on how the Fidesz makes animals from the good bland pensioners. Now the media controlled by the Fidesz is roaring all over the country how the Jobbik attacks these poor old people with it's foul ways it probably wants to take away their money as well. It works, Fidesz is gaining popularity.

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 09:21:09 [Preview] No. 10616 del
I always forgot to post this:
The northeast is traditionally socialist voter.
The communist era seen some large scale industrialization and this area was one center of it getting large amount of workers. They also strengthened their "socialist consciousness" with propaganda. The Hungarian Soviet of 1919 could produce only one success: after Czechs advanced into Hungary they started a counterattack in the northeast the communists planned to establish connection with Soviet Russia while the Hungarian people were behind the idea of liberating the occupied territories, nevertheless this was a common cause that had popular backing which proved quite successful the country regained Kassa too. This victory later was used to show as the brave action of the working class and they wrote stories about the struggles of the small people and how the northeast was a nest of the communist resistance and such. I can vaguely recall some story about an armoured train and it's crew probably totally made up and based on the combats along the Trans-Siberian Railroad during the Russian Civil War.
During the regime change these workers lost large. Lots of workplace had been closed and privatization happened in it's careless way lots of people lost their jobs. The future which seemed secure during the socialism became uncertain and they did not like it. Of course the first government got the blame which was led by a conservative party (now extinct) and people generally vote left since then.
However 2002-2010 happened when the socialist-liberal coalition lost all their credibility so people looked elsewhere and they found Jobbik with their socialistic ideas and promises on handling the gypsies firmly as these areas has lots of them and the people has lots of problems with them.
So I think this is also a reason why those irregularities exists in the northeast you can see in the maps.

Bernd 09/25/2017 (Mon) 18:45:43 [Preview] No. 10676 del
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Just snatched these from index.hu a Hungarian news portal.
1. who won where
2. AfD popularity
3. who lost how much compared to 2013

rondam news Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 17:20:10 [Preview] No. 8542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
from your contry or wherever

the arbitral tribunal finally announced rulings regarding border disputes between slovenia and croatia. however, croatia claims they will ignore those rulings because they don't see them as legitimate ever since a year ago when some phone calls between one of the members of the tribunal and some irrelevant slovenian official were leaked. however the arbitration was accepted as part of ultimatum to croatia regarding eu membership.


besides the sea border dispute, most land border disputes were results of anomalies where one republic or a municipality governed land that was nominally on the other side of the republic border.

see pictures in article. it was ruled out that:
1) gulf of piran belongs to slovenia (except for a narrow strip next to croatian coast, as opposed to border going along the centreline) and the sea border continues straight out to italian waters; slovenia doesn't get a direct contact with international waters but instead a 4.6km wide corridor is assigned inside croatian waters that slovenia gets full access to
2) land border follows the dragoña river; this means that a couple of houses (most notably, joško joras, who wrote "here is slovenia too" on his house in 2002 and had some publicised breakouts with border officials) and fields, altogether 113ha that were part of slovene municipalities and were infrastructurally connected to slovenia, stay on croatian side
3) 70ha of forest on snežnik plateau forests that were part of hungary before ww1 but was anomalously reassigned to slovenia during treaty of rapallo for no reason whatsoever, remain part of slovenia
4) 335ha large piece of clay around village of drage (northern bela krajina, foothills of gorjanci), mostly forests, that was anomalously part of croatian cadadstres goes to croatia. this is right next to the worst example of bordergore on slovene border, however the ruling does nothing to resolve that. such cases.
5) the army objects on trdina peak (in gorjanci) that were seized by slovene forces during independence war get split following the internal republic borders along the ridge within yugoslavia; the radio tower is therefore on slovenian side while the barracks on croatian
6) the border along mura river follows its old riverbet from the 19th century and not the modern-day regulated course (leaving a larger part of land on croatian side)

croatia is expected to send army on its borders and slovenia is expected to go crazy on border control to prevent tourists from reaching croatia until croatia gives a statement regarding agreeing with the outcome
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Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 20:37:17 [Preview] No. 10669 del
Überhangmandat. They're literally extra seats open for parties if their constituency percentage is higher than gross percentage.

Bernd 09/25/2017 (Mon) 05:28:17 [Preview] No. 10670 del
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Nice racks.
So what were the final results? Hungarian media is useless. Exit poll data everywhere. I've no time to look up elsewhere.

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Bernd 09/25/2017 (Mon) 16:31:49 [Preview] No. 10672 del
I meant the whole part on the elections not just one word. Because it's possible that this percentage thing is just in layman's terms for the people to understand it easier or it's for the effect as "over 100%" sounds flashy and something that grabs people attention.

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Libre Vidya Thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 11:20:07 [Preview] No. 8329 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's see your TOP 3 open source community driven games.

I personally love games involving strategy:

Warzone 2100: https://www.wz2100.net/
Great tech tree with a balance on power, research and production with a tech tree you will never complete.

OpenRA: http://www.openra.net/
Now with near complete Tiberium Sun support and RA2 soon.

Unvanquished: https://www.unvanquished.net/
An advanced FPS with a strong emphasis on team play and tactics.
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Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 18:46:26 [Preview] No. 9847 del
>I think Bernd will like this game much.
Yup. Bernd will liek.

Bernd 09/02/2017 (Sat) 15:57:53 [Preview] No. 9882 del
Well when Bernd will have the time. For example in the last two weeks my gayming was five minutes Quake. Tops.

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 11:39:02 [Preview] No. 10622 del
Tried it. Well I played like 5 mins. Has nice dark atmosphere. Will fuck around with it.
It's some "Special Edition" with a DLC.

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 17:12:03 [Preview] No. 10632 del
I don't like the GUI.

Bernd 09/25/2017 (Mon) 17:36:10 [Preview] No. 10673 del
I think this game is buggy. When attacking with ranged weapons and spells with over 70% (i.e. 85-90%) the hit rate seems low, like one hit from every three attacks low. My perception might be biased but I'm not experiencing this in melee.
Also I'm not fond of the leveling system. The player has to put points on skills/talents/abilities/whatnot without actually gaining any bonus until it reaches enough levels.

question Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 12:07:16 [Preview] No. 9768 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what do you think about imageboarding bernd?
are you tired of it?
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Bernd 09/14/2017 (Thu) 19:17:36 [Preview] No. 10402 del
Consuming things aren't necessary be part of the economic scheme. But even in that consuming isn't just passive, for example when consuming services we consume all the aspect that particular service can give which can be active activities. When we use an imageboard we have access all the activities it offers which includes writing. Btw even reading isn't passive as it's decoding and interpreting strings of symbols (letters) which is an active process despite we get during that and not really give. Of course reading usually can't give the chance of feedback, reaction hence the reward of fame from others unlike writing.
Here we arrived to the fact that writing on imageboards can give positive (and negative to be honest) feedback, rendering the writing not just a l'art pour l'art act, and even fame. This fame can go to that certain thought written in that particular post which then could give birth to a meme. Other times this fame creates a persona (like Wojak or ferenc) which can get credit later on.

I did not wish to imply to fit the behaviour in question into an existing -ism but I was curious if you could come up with some catchy name.

Bernd 09/14/2017 (Thu) 19:22:18 [Preview] No. 10403 del
Yes. Being an introvert or an asocial or an antisocial (in it's colloquial meaning) or a sociopath are different things.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 08:06:25 [Preview] No. 10644 del
Right now I'm fed up with that permavigin rage that makes some peeps shit all over threads with good looking women in them. They can't enjoy a cute face and/or a shapely body without getting frustrated by their own state and they start to project their rage onto those grills like somehow it's their fault. This especially bad in the case of real and e-celebrities.
I think the closest example is how that Bernd with the Peruvianball behaved in relation with Alizée. And this case was quite mild. Some fags out there can work themself up so much that they go out and harass their waifu (because these nutcases are actually in love with those broads and the fact that they'll never "get" them makes them angry) and they put so much energy into their shit that if they put that much into getting a real pussy that they could get one.
I'm seriously considering it would be a great idea to establish state owned "how to get women" schools and official matchmaking offices with mandatory registration and shit like that.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 08:14:33 [Preview] No. 10645 del
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I know that feel fam. Niggers are retarded. It's like a chicken and the egg situation. They don't really understand the fundamental differences of men and women and then blame women for acting like women, or when they get old and don't look quite so good. Only thing that really pisses me off about women I'd say is the hair color thing. Some women I know have had the same artificial hair color for 10+ years be it blonde or sometimes just a lighter shade of brown then their natural hair color. This is time and money they waste.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 17:13:06 [Preview] No. 10663 del
What I don't like in women is their unrealistic expectations. They want a strong independent man who/whom/whomst/whomt/whot/whatever they can control and when they get one they are upset they can't control him. Or if they can control him then they are upset he isn't strong and independent.

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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 12:10:50 [Preview] No. 10624 del

Unloading parcels from train.

They said that is it because train stops for few minutes and they couldn't unload it properly or something. But even when they have time, they don't really care.

Although main problem of Russian Post is not the damage of parcels, but stealing, long delivery times (because sometimes parcel from near cities go through all Russia) and bad service. It depends on post office location though.

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Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:23:49 [Preview] No. 10643 del
What a likeable gentleman.
Also: laughed.

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wetter threda Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:39:44 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins
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Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:09:37 [Preview] No. 10636 del
Tho, comparing surface temperatures, it's a bit colder still.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:22:20 [Preview] No. 10638 del
20+ water temp. Meanwhile I'm sitting here in 15.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:36:44 [Preview] No. 10639 del
Erm. 15 air temp.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 08:31:00 [Preview] No. 10647 del
oirish expat said it was 29 in the evening yesterday-

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 08:31:27 [Preview] No. 10648 del
in chicongo, fyi

koryŏ watch threda Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:19:30 [Preview] No. 8410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread
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Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 14:36:38 [Preview] No. 10630 del
Are there japanese loanwords in korean? I listen to it and it sounds similar to japanese and iirc they were part of japan empire for quite a time.

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 14:45:12 [Preview] No. 10631 del
Might be some. But I'd bet Japanese has more Korean loanwords.
I think Japanese is quite distinguishable from other East Asian languages but maybe because Japanese is the closest to Hungarian in that place.

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 19:21:02 [Preview] No. 10633 del
On the floor. You're forgetting that unlike dirty Europeans, Koreans and Japanese took their shoes off and walked barefoot when inside, so the floor stayed clean and they could easily eat and sleep there. Well from what I know about China they put food on stools or low tables but most of the stuff was floor-level.
Meanwhile Europeans had to elevate work, food and sleeping facilities because they didn't take their dirty shoes off inside.

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 19:30:11 [Preview] No. 10634 del
>for quite a time
Nah, try about half a century. Toyotomi Hideyoshi tried to invade Korea twice hoping to establish foothold to perhaps even try reach for the Imperial title in China but both times he got held back for long enough for Chinese reinforcements to drive him back into the sea.

I don't know about Japanese loanwords in Korean, but Chinese loanwords to Japanese mostly went through Korea first. Oh and most obvious Japanese loanwords were purged after WW2 for political reasons.
Quick search revealed words like ppang from Japanese pan for bread (from Portuguese), and a lot of calques based on Chinese words like eunhaeng from Japanese ginkô for bank (which is also used in Chinese, but the word was coined in Japan).

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:43:34 [Preview] No. 10640 del
>where did they put stuff?
>On the floor.

That depends on the stuff. Japanese had tables. Even heated tables.

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fucking hohols Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 20:54:37 [Preview] No. 10534 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
32 year old goalkeeper of local football team
in kurow
killed by hohol imigrant

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 21:34:40 [Preview] No. 10536 del
o kurwa

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:11:58 [Preview] No. 10538 del
What? Why?

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All rite. Let me tell you a story about a murder case from 2009. The habbening went down in the town of Veszprém which is the administrative central of the county with same name, north of Balaton. One quite evening the players of the local handball club spent their time in some local pub where they got into a fistfight with local gypsy thugs. One of the goons pulled a knife and put it in two of the handball players. A third player only got some kicks to his head.
Marian Cosma (Romanian) was murdered, Ivan Pešić (Croatian) was stabbed in his kindey, the third one was a Serb, called Žarko Šešum.
Their attackers run and hid. Two of them was arrested by the Austrian police and transferred back to Hungary. A third one gave himself up after a few days. These three was the main accused with four other culprits they were charged.
In the end Sándor Raffael and Győző Németh got 18 years and Iván Sztojka 13. The others 2-5 years. All of them were gypsies and members of the same mob.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 04:26:21 [Preview] No. 10637 del
I'm always reminded of this clip.

Food & Drinks Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:30:40 [Preview] No. 8691 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:40:43 [Preview] No. 10550 del
I mean specifically iodised salt. With normal salt it tastes ok (like salty tomato but of course sometimes the pure taste of tomato is preferred) but those with added iodine gives some weird taste to it. I haven't experienced this with other food. Maybe if I would add it to other fruits I could find something that behaves similarly but this idea seems absurd in itself.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 19:09:12 [Preview] No. 10553 del
I want to feed delicious goulash to a magyar qt and then sniff the braps she makes afterwards

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 05:24:13 [Preview] No. 10560 del
Can you cook goulash? You need this skill to feed a grill goulash.
If you want to feed goulash to a Hungarian grill then you have to acquire the skill of cooking goulash over open fire in a bogrács (pronounce like bogratsch it's kind of a pot you can find a pic in this thread). So you probably need to learn making fire too if you don't know how.
Can you do any of this?

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 06:23:15 [Preview] No. 10610 del
And now that I replied you shut up???! Wtf?!

Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 13:16:52 [Preview] No. 10627 del
Here the Sunday go to soup is some kind of a broth/bouillon type (if this make sense) meat soup. Chicken, beef and pork are all popular but sometimes we use goose or duck and in the past decades turkey got some popularity too. The cheapest version is based on chicken neck, wings, liver, heart and of course back and ass. Particularly the last two. The most prestigious one might be the beef soup maybe with marrowbones. A good home made pig-slaughters are still popular all over the country - only areas with commieblocks are exceptions - and a good pork chop soup is an essential part of them. Otherwise bone soups are also made usually the meat from the bones are for some other course, for example for a pörkölt.
Beside the meat typical ingredients are: potato, onion, garlic, carrot, parsley, celery, turnip (or rather kohlrabi), paprika, tomato, kale, salt and pepper. These are cooked carefully not to turn any of these into paste. Also meat soups are always slow cooked probably even simmered.
These types of soups are always served with pasta, we have a variety of this from thread-like stuff to small squares and noodles. Sometimes liver dumplings are used for this purpose however it has it's own soup too.
Chicken soup has a special variety, the chicken soup of Újháza which also contains peas.
It's widely known that Real Man eats his meat soup with hot paprika so as optional seasoning - beside salt and pepper - it's almost always offered everywhere be it a private home or a restaurant in the form of fresh slices or dried pieces or ground paste.