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KC IS KILL CONTAINMENT THREAD Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 15:42:43 [Preview] No. 15205 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello yes KC is kill.
You are free to use this board as your temporal refugee or to move here permanently. However, please refrain from creating more threads about state of main KC and related stuff. Instead


I will be removing all threads regarding this topic that will be made after this announcement.

This is much smaller board compared to what you were used to on KC main and things works bit differently here. I am doing this to prevent some quality threads from being deleted because of influx of pointless threads regarding same topic.
If you want to discuss some general topic like news, games, music etc. please check the catalog first if such thread isn't created already and use that thread.

Other than that there is not much moderation here so feel free to post whatever (remember the global rules though).
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Bernd 05/11/2018 (Fri) 18:30:49 [Preview] No.16437 del
also I also noticed problem with some balls, I'll look into it later

Bernd 05/11/2018 (Fri) 18:35:08 [Preview] No.16439 del
>pls report a thread next time it will make things easier.
Oh yeah, I forgot, i he management UI is kinda basic. Will do.

Bernd 05/12/2018 (Sat) 07:00:07 [Preview] No.16448 del
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The css is just pulled straight from archive.org which has stored the images separately from imgur but it's not as reliable hosting. The fix is to just remove "https://web.archive.org/web/20180303200159im_/" from all the urls. Css attached.

Most boards have this now until Odili fixes it unfortunately. Pretty sure it's been mentioned to him. They are working on some DB fix but I'm not aware of any progress there yet so waiting it out might take a long time.

Bernd 05/12/2018 (Sat) 15:30:53 [Preview] No.16456 del
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I've been getting the "x" where many of the images were supposed to be, since end of April. Not sure if it's on my end or yours.

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Religion thread Bernd 10/26/2017 (Thu) 00:23:33 [Preview] No. 11451 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you believe in, Bernd?
Have you read the Bible?
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Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 07:22:01 [Preview] No.15603 del
it's stupid

Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 15:08:46 [Preview] No.15606 del
>I read Mahabharata
Actually I'm lying. It was just the Bhagavad Gita.

Bernd 04/05/2018 (Thu) 05:55:09 [Preview] No.15627 del
Nominally confucian, but without the emphasis on public "face". In many ways I've some adopted the surrounding beliefs as well, such as "危篤", to be humble, and to be self-reliant. These would be my virtues I aspire to, a practical but conservative upbringing my parents and grandparents believed in.

Those matter more than divine inspiration.
I am not remotely white

Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 23:20:23 [Preview] No.16081 del
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"And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet."

I'm pretty sure some people were screming end of the world after hearing about recent crisis in Syria with all the big world powers involved so I figured I might post something about this topic. Actually I wanted to post it earlier because it's popular topic and often weird ideas become popular and are then ascribed to Christianity.

So there's this dude, st. Robert Bellarmine, who wrote a book "Controversies" which touches this subject. From what I understand he basically gathered all info about end times from the Bible and early Christian tradition and compiled it. Unfortunately the book hasn't been translated to polish yet so I hadn't read it, but there's this sermon by a cool priest which is basically a tl;dr of st. Bellarmine's book.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_HuoR4qNOuU [Embed]

It seems like this sermon is a continuation of another sermon but sadly I couldn't find it on the web.

a tl;dr of what is going to happen before the end off the top of my head:
- a great apostasy in the church
- society will turn to immorality and baganism
- Antichrist will come, he's a literal person, he's not devil himself but he's devil's perfect tool
- Antichrist will be Jew, will observe Jewish law and will be received by Jews as the messiah
- before Antichrist comes, Jews will rebuild their temple in Jerusalem
- Antichrist will do many miracles imitating Jesus and many will follow him, he will declare himself to be god

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Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 21:19:13 [Preview] No.16596 del
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Today is Pentecost Sunday.
Approximately 1985 years ago Holy Spirit descended on the Apostles, giving them many abilities like speaking in tongues which helped kickstart first christian community.
It is also day in which Catholic Church has it's 1985 birthday :^) happy birthday, Catholic Church.

Bernd 05/19/2018 (Sat) 06:03:56 [Preview] No. 16566 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else animeing under the influence of a substance right now?
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Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 14:46:33 [Preview] No.16584 del
>implying it wasn't the nukes that made them this way in the first place

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 18:33:30 [Preview] No.16589 del
This. Is pure autism.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8xNmUNlJZtE [Embed]

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 19:40:11 [Preview] No.16590 del
It's like spoon-feeding information to people. Only some captions are needed (similar to deaf people).
>she is afraid of dogs
>the cat is afraid of dogs
>the dogs seem to be playful
>they are hurt by the dogs
etc etc

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 20:39:18 [Preview] No.16592 del
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>yfw the longest piece of fiction ever written is a Smash Bros Brawl fanfic

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 21:18:34 [Preview] No.16595 del
>220 chapters
>about pikachi and mario
All right, someone wrote this. Has anyone read it ever?

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Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 15:32:23 [Preview] No. 16557 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm gonna red-white-greenpill you on Hungarian football.
It isn't a secret that the football of our country in our days is pretty weak but this wasn't always the case so I thought a glimpse in this could be interesting. It won't be only about the past, but I try to introduce the present as well. Some parts will be kinda memey and not too precise I think.
I have some material gathered for this already, I'll try and create new posts in timely fashion. I don't plan it to be too long tho coz I'll never finish it.

This also can be a thread dedicated for sports or kinda /fit/ as we have people who do that kind of activites, and it can be one for outdoors too ofc.
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Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 19:50:51 [Preview] No.16563 del
The seed of the sport was planted in the late 19th century, they called it "kicker" (rugdaló), "kickball" or "English kickball" at first, then used the English football expression, then Magyarized to futball but also used the term "ballkicking" (labdarúgás) in parallel and both remained up to this date. It's nickname is foci (pronounced something like fozi and not foki).
In the beginning it was all but one sport of many practiced by athletic clubs with mostly members of noble birth, and the footballers excelled and competed in other sports like swimming, boxing or fencing. It wasn't a spectator sport either. The first "training match" was played about two decades after the arrival of football, in 1897, by two teams of the Budapesti Torna Club (BTC), the blues beat the reds by 5-0 in front of an audience of one hundred people. The same teams performed an exhibition game in a small town few months later, then in October the first international match was played by the BTC against the Cricketers, i.e. the Vieanna Cricket and Football Club. Englishmen were very influential and essential in the football world of Austria-Hungary: the BTC sported two gentlemen from the UK, while the Cricketers had 7 or 9(!) such players. The BTC was defeated: 0-2 was the result.
Many amateur clubs formed quickly. By 1901 these clubs were all over the country but only the capital had real football, in that year members of 13 clubs - all from Budapest - formed the Magyar Labdarúgó Szövetség (MLSZ = Hungarian Football Federation) and organized the first football tournament ever in the country. They created two leagues, English style: the 1st and 2nd Divisions with 5 and 8 teams. They divided the clubs by their previous results played with other Hungarian and foreign opponents. The two last of the 1st Division could be relegated to the 2nd and the two first of the 2nd Division had the opportunity to rise into the 1st. The clubs played two games with every other club (home and away), they got 2 points for a win and 1 for a draw.
A new age started.

First pic is the team of Budapest Torna Club (BTC), the second is the Cricketers.
The dude with the many medals is Hajós Alfréd, a player of BTC, later referee, international as well, coach of the national football team in 1906. During the 1896 Summer Olympics (the first modern Olympics) he won the 100 and 1200 m freestyle swimming contests.

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By this time athletics weren't only the nobles' past time. The new clubs were founded by all kinds of people, public servants, factory workers, university students etc. One of the earliest clubs which featured football in it's profile was created by... Jews.
It was the Magyar Testgyakorlók Köre (MTK) and supposedly it had to be founded because antisemitism, they were cast out from every club they wanted into. At least this is the official narrative. I don't think this is true. While back then everyone was antisemite more or less this happened after Jewish emancipation so they could do whatever they liked and there were Jews in other clubs, great example the aforementioned Hajós. And it seems these clubs weren't founded just by groups of acquaintances as it wasn't unique that they shared similar ethnic background (for example, the Ferencvárosi Torna Club - FTC - was created by Germans/Swabians) so I believe that group of particular Jews simply just did the same.
Nevertheless MTK became one of the three top clubs (other two: FTC and ÚTE) few years after the league formed, and otherwise Jews played a great role in Hungarian football and sports in general. The club's chairman (from 1905), Brüll Alfréd was especially into these stuff.
He was an industrialist with passion for sports. Football, swimming, athletics, wrestling (not the gay theatrical show, but the other gay real one), sailing, he poured much money into them and with the money official titles came with their power. Supposedly he owned the first automobile in the country and he was one of those who created the Hungarian auto-motorsport as well. He was the chairman of MTK and owner of the club. He built their arena from his own money and payed much "pocket-money" for the players and helped them getting jobs. But he (supposedly) was also the chairman of 26 other athletic clubs (not sure how many had football teams among these). At that time he couldn't have been if he didn't finance them as well. One year when the league was reorganized and there was no official season, he initiated the "Brüll Cup" round-robin tournament.

There were other Jewish teams in Europe. In Austria-Hungary there were Hakoah Vienna, Makkabi Brünn and the Hungarian Vívó és Atlétikai Club (VAC, today: Maccabi VAC) for example.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 20:50:57 [Preview] No.16593 del
I'm going to share some news from polish football.
There was a match in Poznań today where I live. Two teams: Lech Poznań and Legia Warszawa were playing against each other and I tell you fans hate each other more than anything else. Fans of Legia here are usually escorted by police from the train station to the stadium for their security.
Legia scored 2:0 and before end of the match Lech fans went mad, started throwing flares and basically went full bydlo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DTmSGqVhk_4 [Embed]
Match was stopped and Lech was punished with walkover, which results in the hated team winning over the host and getting title of polish champion on the host own stadium.
Thankfully I live in a rural area, distant from the stadium, but I expect tomorrow I'll be witnessing results of riots when I go to the city.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 21:07:34 [Preview] No.16594 del
Haha! Good times!
They have quite a good voice. This always makes me wonder how impressive had to be the battle-cries of medieval armies. And how terrifying if some had planned and coordinated shouts in unusual voices.

FTC vs UTE derby from 1999. These two teams - I mentioned here: >>16580 - have the second oldest rivalry in Europe. Their derbies are always very intense.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qJJ18ioZeLg [Embed]
Up to 2:30 the footage is coherent, after that some pieces are mixed into some interview.

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 18:16:29 [Preview] No. 16560 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>tfw two hours away from life full of prosperity
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Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 14:53:28 [Preview] No.16585 del
Lel, this is accurate as fuck.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 16:39:16 [Preview] No.16586 del
What's the "boring town without new town excuse"?

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 17:16:45 [Preview] No.16587 del
Well he describes new towns as being "soulless", so I guess it means that it's boring despite being an older, traditional town.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 17:37:10 [Preview] No.16588 del
Like Telford and Milton Keyes?
But even there being a new town isn't an excuse according to that map.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 20:31:21 [Preview] No.16591 del
I guess it's just down to the overly pessimistic, self-hating nature of britbongs.

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Tech Thread Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 18:34:14 [Preview] No. 16528 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Newest Edition, with less Ghork.

First thing first:
That dude of the Primitive Technology channel and all his copycats have a great advantage: access to unlimited supply of bamboo. Unlimited to their objectives. That stuff is great, tuff as shit, light as feather, can be used to many purpose with little modification and not too much work.

I also read most of this:
I think technology and it's use are running forward and lawmakers lag behind. Those who spent any time in the past two decades on the internet have a giant heap of data about them. I think Bernd posted a video about a security eggsbert, I think he works kind of a private investigator many time cooperating with officials and he said in that video anonymizing data worth nothing it can be de-anonymized with ease, and both companies and govt agencies do.
Now this law was passed at 2016. This year the EU countries have to start implementing it. Who knows how long it takes until it finishes. The whole stuff is kinda vague (it can be modified when necessary tho), and I don't know for example how the EU can force a foreign company to do whatever? There are sanctions but what jurisdiction the EU has over a US based firm for example Facebook and how the EU will force the sanctions onto for example said company?
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Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 17:28:51 [Preview] No.16543 del
I'm glad you summed up things from the other side. I had no time to think about how it affects the "data controllers".

Bernd 05/19/2018 (Sat) 14:13:00 [Preview] No.16573 del
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So what kind of goods are produced in space?

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 10:28:48 [Preview] No.16581 del
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I don't know about ISS, but I've read about work on past Soviet stations, and there were plenty of things they could bring back from station. For example, something like metal details made on experimental zero-g metal casting equipment or results of botanical experiments.

Although amount of this is rarely large, so they could bring everything with crew on rotation. Maybe supply will create demand.

But Roskosmos promised to build Soyuz-based transport ship in 2006, and they still moving dates to future, now it is 2022. They also promised base on moon in 2015. I guess that impotent organization wouldn't do anything.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 13:39:34 [Preview] No.16582 del
What these channels like Primitive Technology's and his copycats don't tell you - or rather their videos don't give back that type of experience - is that all the stuff they make are a result of awfully lot of work.
Judging by a 10-20 min video one could think: "oh that's so easy, I'm gonna gave fun on the weekend recreate their projects" or worse: "I'll quit my job and live on my DIY, off the grid homestead built from scratch by the materials I find in nature" and off he goes. Then comes the frustration of the slowness of the work and the back pain from the crouching and lifting for hours and hours days after days.
Making over 9000 mudbricks to build a deplorable little cabin is no fun for 99.9% of the romantic minded delicate city dwellers.

Bernd 05/20/2018 (Sun) 13:40:28 [Preview] No.16583 del
*I'm gonna have fun

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Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 21:41:37 [Preview] No. 16530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happens if you drink isopropanol aka ipa.

Asking for a friend who ran out of booze.

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 01:10:13 [Preview] No.16531 del
Chance of entering a coma

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 05:09:51 [Preview] No.16533 del
A good rule of thumb: if it's not ethanol don't drink it.
Why don't you make your own? The minimum you need is sugar. If you don't have the money there's a Finn who hoards sugar in case of an apocalypse...

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Facebook/Google block abortion referendum ads Bernd 05/12/2018 (Sat) 15:43:07 [Preview] No. 16457 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Ahead of Ireland’s upcoming referendum, which will decide whether or not the country’s eighth amendment preventing abortion in the country will be revoked, Silicon Valley’s masters of the universe have chosen to ban advertisements relating to the referendum.
>Facebook and Google both announced separately that they would be banning the advertisement of ads relating to the referendum.
>Irish Times political reporter Pat Leahy discussed the move by the tech companies, stating that for many pro-abortion campaigners on the left, this was good news.
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Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 12:02:31 [Preview] No.16549 del
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>What I don't understand: so Trump was elected legally or it was a fraud?

Legally. They tried to push this, but looks like only data about informational interference can be found. I'm not a specialist about laws of US of A, but I guess there is nothing about fraudness of information campaigns there, only about voter fraud etc. So he was elected legally.

>They really should decide.

Why? Having uncertainty is the best thing for propaganda. It is good even for Trump, because it allows him to play a victim, and his supporters got fuel for heated discussions in internet. Meanwhile, he can simultaneously support Saudis and military complex, and be "right-wing" and anti-neoliberal in same time, and no one cares.

>Also what's up with Obongo? Facebook helped him the same way. Or rather Facebook was used back then the same.

That is rhetorical question and everyone know the answer. Obongo was "good", so it is free media who openly support good guy, Facebook did nothing wrong here. Trump is bad, also racist and horribly white, and this is no-no in modern USA, so Facebook is bad. But it isn't so bad to stop using it of course. Trying to find this description in media is meaningless of course.

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 12:11:14 [Preview] No.16550 del
When the American empire "modern America" collapses I will at least be glad about one thing: a lot of morons who have refused to prepare will end up killing each other off. I only hope we can piece back together our constitutional society and make sure this all this bullshit never happens again - this bullshit includes the central bank, wars for ZOG, political lobbying, career politics, mass interventionism, political correctness, etc.

I'm sure this is the reason they want to take our guns away from us. Fuck them, they ain't taking em.

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 12:28:02 [Preview] No.16551 del
>I'm sure this is the reason they want to take our guns away from us. Fuck them, they ain't taking em.

Greece has relaxed gun laws?

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 12:44:50 [Preview] No.16552 del
I'm behind a VPN. I'm from America.

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 15:14:17 [Preview] No.16556 del
That's sad.

koryŏ watch threda Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:19:30 [Preview] No. 8410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread
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Bernd 05/15/2018 (Tue) 19:45:26 [Preview] No.16521 del
>Max Thunder

I'm fucking curious what's the real mood in all three countries' HQs. How they think about this whole thing. Everyone is full of smiles but still some tension can be observed.
Those American "politicians" starting with Trump look like used car dealers from some shitty Hollywood movie.

Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 11:38:24 [Preview] No.16524 del
>those comments

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 17:44:48 [Preview] No.16544 del
Typical US negotiation: demand everything, give nothing. Win-loose strategy. Instead of building cooperation, they alienate the other party.

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 14:13:00 [Preview] No.16554 del
Imagine the butthurt if Kim asked USA to give up some of their nukes too.

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 15:12:04 [Preview] No.16555 del
He really should go for it.

What if those people are right who think the nuclear arsenal of Choson is non-existent. Then what could they give up to the Americans?

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Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 17:56:56 [Preview] No. 16527 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your daily routine

6:00 wake up, have a banana, hit the gym
8:00 come back from gym, have big brekfast
9:30/10:00 arrive at work
18:30 pretend to work
19:30 back home depressed
20:00 eat something that requires nearly no cooking
20:30 fap and have a beer, literally the highpoint of my day
10:00 try to go to sleep

Day in day out
I'm not happy about this

p.s. fuck ukraine
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Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 16:06:31 [Preview] No.16541 del
That's when you're missing out.

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 17:06:10 [Preview] No.16542 del
the last hour is for ebin menes :DDDDDD xDDDDDDDDDDD

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 01:16:10 [Preview] No.16545 del
09:00 start work
17:00 finish work
18:00 get back home
19:00 computer
22:00 sleep

rinse & repeat.

just ~40 more years of doing this every day until retirement, boys. :^)

i'm starting to get jealous of neets...

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 05:27:58 [Preview] No.16547 del
>i'm starting to get jealous of neets...

Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 14:05:17 [Preview] No.16553 del
This, both options are shit tbh.