>tfw your mom casually tells you she knew a shriner
04/08/2018 (Sun) 15:36:42
I asked my mother if she knew a shriner, because I know that she's a dumb matrix prole, and she said "yeah, my (childhood best friend here)'s father was a shriner. Ask what he said it was. "Oh, it's just a men's club that does good deeds." I ask if he had a "cool red hat." She replies "yeah, anon, and it had a cool black tassle."
What do I do?
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