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News alternative Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 06:42:10 [Preview] No. 14123
I'm going to start posting news articles in this thread sometimes for as long to avoid posting under a BO that has censored my threads before. For starters New York wants to remove a piece of art from a museum because you can barely see a girl's underwear. Americans are stupid puritans that don't mind glorifying violence but freak out if you ever show boob on TV.


Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 07:27:56 [Preview] No.14124 del

Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 08:00:49 [Preview] No.14125 del
>How can I know that Adolf Cuckler isn't running it too?
>Down the toilet the new board goes

Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 08:21:15 [Preview] No.14126 del
well tbh I'm the bo of /n/ and the vol of /b/, got /n/ a few days ago to give people an alternative if they don't like how Hitler's running it after the initial transition.
It was rough at first for /news/ but idk people seem alright with it at the moment.

Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 05:21:43 [Preview] No.14142 del
I hope this format the future of news or op-eds. i can barely scroll and read the page, and wonder if all the fancy CSS is designed to distract me from weighing the claims.

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 03:59:00 [Preview] No.14233 del
Trump spends at least 4 hours a day watching the news,(sometime 8 hours) and honing his message to fire up his base. He also sounds paranoid as Nixon and basically has an enemies list.

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 15:29:22 [Preview] No.14237 del
>How can I know that Adolf Cuckler isn't running it too?
Adolf Cuckler could very well be a Jewish individual or even an African, we only see the name and typing style.

It is the actions of the BO that matter the most, the rules they implement, the bans and deletions they commit, and any official statements/announcements.

Anonymous 12/15/2017 (Fri) 11:06:07 [Preview] No.14270 del
trump has told more lies in 10 months, than Obama did in 8 years, (and the severity of the lies/disregard for the truth was greater.)

Anonymous 12/15/2017 (Fri) 11:06:30 [Preview] No.14271 del
trump has told more lies in 10 months, than Obama did in 8 years, (and the severity of the lies/disregard for the truth was greater.)

Anonymous 12/15/2017 (Fri) 11:07:38 [Preview] No.14272 del
trump has told more lies in 10 months, than Obama did in 8 years, (and the severity of the lies/disregard for the truth was greater.)

Anonymous 12/15/2017 (Fri) 12:06:20 [Preview] No.14275 del
that's a trap

Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 21:30:08 [Preview] No.14288 del
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Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 21:37:16 [Preview] No.14289 del
stay in your containment board you autistic fucking cockgobbler.

Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 22:25:12 [Preview] No.14290 del
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>thinks I don't know what random means
Here you're allowed to post slide threads and other subversive shit while you wail about "not allowing jewry means jewish" typical psyops. This is your containment, faggot.

Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 22:33:52 [Preview] No.14291 del
>everyone is a jew who doesn't like my annoying cunt personality
get fucked mate, no one needs your halfwit explainations. This isn't a debate like you always try to make it, it's just a direct go fuck yourself. Keep poking if you really want to spend all night cleaning up your shitty boards though.

Does Pentagon still have UFO program? Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 22:39:36 [Preview] No.14292 del

Pentagon wasted $22 million in annual funding to research UFO sightings from 2007-2012.
You can thank Harry Reid for being a gullible dumbass who was easily swayed by photoshop memes; we will never get to use those $110 million dollars.

Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 22:43:22 [Preview] No.14293 del
Oh, I'll keep poking. Go ahead and fuck with me, kiddo.

Anonymous 12/17/2017 (Sun) 13:04:19 [Preview] No.14301 del

To be fair UFO doesn't mean "alien spaceship".

The military should investigate any UFOs. Because if they are anything at all they're much more likely to be experimental aircraft, and if they don't belong to you then you should want your military to know what it is, who built it and why. Also $22m is nothing in the US military budget. Isn't it hundreds of billions a year?

Anonymous 12/18/2017 (Mon) 16:23:56 [Preview] No.14312 del
It's almost as if you're implying that the Pentagon wasn't primarily run by Extra Terrestrials in the first place by that point.

Anonymous 12/18/2017 (Mon) 22:29:37 [Preview] No.14315 del
A Seattle train derailed on its first run.

Remember how the same thing happened with that maglev train in China? You've got to be stupid to ride a train on its first run.

Facebook to notify users when their pictures are uploaded Anonymous 12/19/2017 (Tue) 18:21:11 [Preview] No.14318 del
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Wish I had an account so I could check how many false positives I get with guy s on the other side of the planet. I could fine my doppelganger this way at the cost of my privacy.

Anonymous 12/19/2017 (Tue) 22:40:33 [Preview] No.14326 del
>poor librarian saves 4 million and upon death gives it to university
>university spends 1 million of it to build a football scoreboard

This is why our libraries and universities suck.

Anonymous 12/19/2017 (Tue) 22:50:53 [Preview] No.14327 del
Should have put restrictions on the money...

Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 14:50:09 [Preview] No.14336 del
Hello Adolf Cuckler!

Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 02:14:44 [Preview] No.14460 del
>university spends 1 million of it to get scoreboard manufacturers off the dole
best country

Anonymous 01/11/2018 (Thu) 05:24:33 [Preview] No.14517 del

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:56:12 [Preview] No.14646 del
>MRAs Make 46-Minute Cut Of ‘The Last Jedi’ That Edits Out All The Women

This is why no one takes the movement seriously.

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 06:01:30 [Preview] No.14647 del

And consolidation is why is it is so difficult to get a pay raise.

Anonymous 01/27/2018 (Sat) 11:33:42 [Preview] No.14863 del
"Gen Z is queer as fuck" -- the gayest generation

Anonymous 01/28/2018 (Sun) 00:25:45 [Preview] No.14873 del
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This is a scallop. The blue things are eyes. Sweet dreams. https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/547115/

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