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Unemployed? Anonymous 11/19/2017 (Sun) 14:37:00 [Preview] No. 13810
Be honest, how many of you are unemployed? I did a large amount of seasonal work this summer and now am down to a few days a week with a builder doing mixes and shit. I definitely need more money but there aren't a lot of jobs going around me. I started a blog to sell products to boomers but it's not taking off as I'd hoped, I don't think boomers like spending money nor, especially on others.

Anonymous 11/20/2017 (Mon) 11:28:43 [Preview] No.13813 del
If you don't have a long term plan for your life you're gonna be fuck

Anonymous 11/21/2017 (Tue) 05:22:08 [Preview] No.13817 del
Fuck if I know. Am I employed? I don't get holidays, just laid off from a temp, and people bitch at me for every day I show up in the almost deserted downtown on a weekday on working hours not looking like a student.

Anonymous 11/21/2017 (Tue) 12:27:00 [Preview] No.13819 del
what are you wearing to get such disrespect?

Anonymous 11/27/2017 (Mon) 07:09:01 [Preview] No.13864 del
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Overhear girls at work a week ago talking about another female co-worker:
>Yea, she told her boyfriend she was pregnant and he was like, I don't want to see you anymore I'll just pay the child support
>Shut up!
>I know right omg
Throughout this week the girl's been super nice to me and going out of her way to help me with stuff I guess. Like she knows the first thing I do when I come in is print a bunch of shit so she's been printing it for me. Even put a tissue down on my desk where I normally put one so that condensation from bottle doesn't get on the desk. Not to mention being super chatty.
She is nice girl but I can't do what she wants me to do.
>oh wow, I must be super predictable huh...
>you sure are anon bats eyes
poor girl. Also I don't think she's really told anyone at work she's pregnant other than the one chatty Kathy, and it seems like she only knew because they have the same obstetrician.
I just hate situations like this. It happened once before with this trailer trash chick after I got out of college where she was a single mother with a dead beat ex. She tried to entice me with anal sex to help take care of her kid, because you know, that hints at stability.

Anonymous 11/27/2017 (Mon) 07:42:24 [Preview] No.13865 del
Brutal anon. Head says ignore her, the kid spawned from morons and will become morons, while the heart says help her out. When you do the smart thing, she'll be incredibly vengeful, probably spread rumors. Maybe talk to your boss about the situation well in advance so he knows what's happening when the crap comes down the pipes?

Anonymous 11/29/2017 (Wed) 18:05:18 [Preview] No.14018 del
>poor girl
she knows exactly what she is doing by trying to bate you in. be glad in knowing you have the upper-hand by being aware of her situation, don't be taken advantage of

Anonymous 11/30/2017 (Thu) 05:09:10 [Preview] No.14026 del
I was unemployed, and whats funny is during that time mon-fri I walked a mile to a cafe for a month. I brought my smartphone and of course Google decided in its infinite wisdom that since it knew my schedule I must work a mile away, and it still gives me traffic notifications and tells me the fastest route for my "daily commute." Btw I never signed up for that creepy datamining service, and it also kind of felt like Google was mocking me for not having a job like everyone else.

Anonymous 11/30/2017 (Thu) 05:51:16 [Preview] No.14027 del
Accidently "push"her down some stairs at work, taking care of the problem of being a cuck Profit

Anonymous 11/30/2017 (Thu) 11:20:54 [Preview] No.14029 del
>She tried to entice me with anal sex to help take care of her kid
Sounds more like she was trying not to end up in the same situation. You want that pussy, put a ring on it. I kind of admire someone who learns not to make the same mistake twice.
As for the other girl, you can't trust that. Get a nice girl who might be a little plainer. Job. Wife. Kids. Death. Legacy. I don't care if that makes me a chad, that's what I want in life. If only it wasn't so fucking impossible to find employment in my country.

Anonymous 12/02/2017 (Sat) 08:14:32 [Preview] No.14057 del
She's hot but I don't think I need to go to such lengths to avoid the temptation.

It's hard to be gainfully employed in America even without giving into some massive corp where you're clawing over people and trying to shaft customers to raise revenues by a percent so your boss can get their bonus and do the same thing next quarter.
My bosses do this thing where they're not the least bit proactive until the last couple weeks then they go around "earning their checks" because they realize they're not going to get their extra gibs. I think they're in debt up to their eyeballs because their personal lives' are managed in an equivalent manner.

Yeah she does, I wonder if I had hadn't know how things would've gone. Have sex, she tells me she's pregnant, I feel a guilty and shit. Glad I knew what I was going in for. I gave her the soft shut down by just acting aloof as always. Was tempted to just be a scumbag about it but I'm racked by guilt to easily to do such a thing.

Anonymous 12/04/2017 (Mon) 21:37:06 [Preview] No.14112 del
Neet loser hikki here.
Video games are dying and i'm not having fun.

Anonymous 12/04/2017 (Mon) 23:09:00 [Preview] No.14115 del
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taim tu rearn japanese

Anonymous 12/04/2017 (Mon) 23:28:31 [Preview] No.14117 del
taim to learn BASIC and Java

Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 02:45:55 [Preview] No.14120 del
my only job is fucking your mom

Anonymous 12/08/2017 (Fri) 14:47:12 [Preview] No.14175 del
I just work for a shitty phone company but I raise hell around the store and now I'm pretty famous in my area, though as all jobs my boss is a cuck.

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