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Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 16:48:02 [Preview] No. 12057
I shat in a sock and froze it and then I shat into a second sock and took both poopsocks with one in each hand and swung the warm poopsock into a busker's face then immediately followed with the frozen one so that the last thing he remembered before losing conciousness was getting hot karled. I name this technique "Summer and Winter Strike". I then proceeded to place my weapons over each of his hands and secured them with cable ties like some scatological bondage mittens. When he awoke he was shocked! A crowd had gathered around us too. But I merely gave the busker a knowing look, and at once he understood. His destiny was not to sing for pocket change. He was to be the next boxing world champion. I took his bound and shit-covered hand in my own and from that day on, his training began.


Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 12:19:10 [Preview] No. 12077 del
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>i'll fuck you till you love me



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