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#DertiSanchez Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 13:31:22 [Preview] No. 11914
Okay, so. Apparently the season 3 of Rick and Morty preview referenced this McD's Disney Mulan sweet sauce, leading to a bunch of people asking for it to return, which in turn butt hart a bunch of SJW's calling it racist because just like hollandaise isn't Dutch and there's no pineapple in italian oven bread, szechuan is nothing like Chinese Sichuan.


This is all quite retarded. Only one thing left for McDonalds to do: re-release szechuan under marketing term like #TriedSzechuan, and troll everybody by making it taste like shit instead of good. Make it canon that Rick did it, I don't know.

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 16:10:15 [Preview] No. 11915 del
>reddit and memey is still alive
Thanks for ruining my day OP

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 21:43:36 [Preview] No. 11925 del
>implying greentexting isn't a meme

Reddit does deserve the rope though.

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 22:19:15 [Preview] No. 11927 del
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>forcing reddit into this and every other thing under the sun

I swear one of these days I'll go check it out to see what exactly it is that gets your hipster fanboy dicks this hard for advertising that website.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 01:03:29 [Preview] No. 11928 del
It's a magical place full of dicksucking via upvotes and filled to the brim with so much censorship 8/pol/ and mark/v/ blush. It's so bad the Trumpcucks at /r/the_donald constantly get ban waves and have to go shitpost to Gab.ai, which is a datamining sting.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 01:24:04 [Preview] No. 11929 del
Most Americans are weaklings that think a little black pepper or makes food "spicy." The place near me serves the authentic kind and it's both burning hot and goes up to your nose like Wasabi with none of that sweet and sour Chinese-American taste, because the sugar lobbyist made it a law that all foreign foods in America must still cause diabetes.

Reddit censorship deletes more than when you hear a woman talking on her bluetooth earpiece and you can hear only half of the conversation. Whole chains are greyed out because that's how democracy works.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 03:59:14 [Preview] No. 11930 del
>all foreign foods in America must still cause diabetes.
On top of that it just sucks at everything that it does at a technical level. Trying to quickly browse any (((content))) on there is tedious.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 17:28:21 [Preview] No. 11936 del

I am making my own panang curry because of this. Most asian american restaurants are pure garbage.

I do not care about anything else in this thread.

Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 04:04:16 [Preview] No. 12025 del
Rick and Morty is completely over-rated and 80% of the episodes are dog shit. The other 20 percent could be fantastic, but littered with trying too hard random humor that at best mark them down to only good. The show overall is shit, ideas are unoriginal and stolen, and most of the humor lacks real significance. Shit show for dumb niggers.

Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 04:17:48 [Preview] No. 12026 del
I definitely noticed the trying too hard thing as the second season progressed. I haven't got into the third season yet, I don't know if it actually started for reals but I heard they did some April Fool's thing.

It sounds like a dumb reason but did it really have to get popular with normies? Normies can't go five minutes without quoting some FotM bull shit for a couple months when they get their nethers excited.

Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 04:40:39 [Preview] No. 12027 del

Honestly I'm probably more hyper critical about the show then I should be. Part of that comes from friends who got me to watch it swearing how amazing it was and then waxing philosophical about how deep the show is when in reality its only deep if you aren't well read.

Admittedly the shows best episodes are in fact the ones that try to show a consistent philosophical idea and sprinkle in subtle humor of all kinds. I just saw so much forced random humor it detracted from most the episodes.

I haven't seen the second season I might check it out eventually, but the show is kind of tailored to the angsty 420 and vaping scene of young adults. I would say it was always popular with normies of that group and by natural growth spread out to their friends by word of mouth and lauding praises. At least that is how I found out about it. I wouldn't be so critical about the show except for how annoying fanboys are about how supposedly deep and amazing and funny it is.

Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 05:40:37 [Preview] No. 12028 del

You wot m8? Your friends must be fucking retarded then. Anyhow the only reason why I love the show is because it has a consistent lore and canon. So whenever Rick fucks up a universe badly there's actual consequences to his actions. Also the referential humor such as Zygerian scammers is pretty clever so I like it. Admittedly I hate the episodes that try too hard to be funny. So the episode where they're rapping for gigantic talking head planets for example is just fucking boring for me, with only the ending with Ice T making me slightly snicker at how retarded it was.

Honestly when it comes to 2deep4u humor Xavier Renegade Angel is the best show Adult Swim ever produced. You have to pay VERY close attention to it though. The fan entries episode is garbage but really endearing by the way, so you can skip it if you like.

Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 07:10:30 [Preview] No. 12056 del
The Simpsons still has its moments too.

Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 19:35:37 [Preview] No. 12058 del
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I may be a small-minded redneck, but this asian squid ink bread smelled too horrible to try

Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 23:24:11 [Preview] No. 12060 del
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Depth has nothing to do with how smart or retarded you are, and you'd know this if you weren't so retarded.

Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 00:08:35 [Preview] No. 12061 del
>Depth has nothing to do with how smart or retarded you are

Except that's bullshit, if a work of art is too deep or pretentious for its own good, idiots will sincerely filter it along with whatever messages it has. That's just how it works. Why do you think youtube channels spoonfeeding lore from video games, anime and so forth have begun to explode in popularity? Your AVERAGE retard is just not smart enough, nor patient enough to understand subtext, or background fluff. In general things that are not told and presented in a condensed linear format.

Hell even when things are linear normalfaggots still have a hard time catching up. It's why Lord of The Rings and Heart of Darkness are regarded as some sort of "high level" reading by them.

Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 03:12:13 [Preview] No. 12070 del
Only a buck? I would've got one tbh.

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