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POSTMODERNISM Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 19:59:44 [Preview] No. 11549
Hey, /b/.

I've got a story to tell you. It is about da time da SYMBAHLEHSM attacked.

>Be me
>18, Living off n33t d0llars with sister and parents
>Sister walks outside to get muh diet coke because I'm too lazy to get up
>Brings in da six packs
>I thank her and she goes to her room silently
>Briefly fantasise about getting down with her
>Lift diet coke to mouth
>Diet coke spills all over muh Hawaiian shirt
>cantwakeup.jpg
>Lick stain
>Mother ignores me as usual
>Father pretends to like me
>His smile is rather strained
>Damn
>Six months and already my n33t lifestyle was taking its toll on our household
>Excused myself
>Decided to go to toilet and think up game plan
>Opened toilet door
>Walked in on sister jerking off to Naomi's crab panties
>Leant in close and whispered
“I can get more of these,if you wish!”
>She freaks the fuck out
>Later, while I am chilling with muh PS VITA
>Crosses appeared in the sky
>We were being attacked by the symbolism
“WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?”
>shouts my Father
“FUCK IF I KNOW! IT’S PROBABLY COMPLETELY FUCKING MEANINGLESS!”
>I replied
>I jerked my wiener off so hard the cum came out in one big, thick string
>It was red hot, too
>The cum lacerated much of the symbolism but there were still a few stragglers
“MOMMY!”
>screamed my sister
“I HAVE A RASH!”
“NOW’S NOT THE TIME TO BE WORRYING ABOUT THE WEATHER, DEAR!”
>my mother shouted back
>I used my cum to propel myself into the core of the main crucifix
>I ran in hope of finding the main reactor in the entrance room
>After all, there was only one room in these things
>Yeah, everything was grouped together
>Didnt make much sense
“Hello”
>said a voice from behind
>I turned around to see.
>Hideaki Anno!
>Piloting postmodernism!
>My greatest enemy
>We finally met that day
>It was time for vengeance


Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 20:45:56 [Preview] No. 11550 del
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is he cool?


Stream of consciousness Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 22:37:18 [Preview] No. 11551 del
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Harry Potter lay, dreaming. In his mind there is a hat, suspended. It comes unhinged, travelling beyond the dream. The hat finds a sunlit hill, studded with flowers and children gorging themselves on chocolate. Chewing faces are smeared with brown residue. Perched atop the hill on its brim, the hat is still. It rolls down the hill, skating between the chocolate-stuffed children. It comes to one child, and stops. Without chocolate, the child stares blankly at its neighbors, filled with emptiness. The hat points its empty bottom at the child and sprays a glittering beam of rainbows. They encircle the child's hands, transforming them into chocolate. Tears of joy streak down the child's smile as it begins eating its hands. The hat flies into the sky. The child waves a brown stump.

The hat ascends to a palace of clouds. Within, God, bearded and weeping, sits beside a mountain of tiny angels. One by one, he picks them up and tears off their wings. He then places them into separate baskets. The hat approaches god, and the rainbow is deployed. It encircles God's crotch. A giant chocolate phallus emerges from God's robes. Dropping his broken angel, he breaks off a piece of his candy member and smears it on his lips. With a chocolate-studded smile, he slowly raises his fist and gives the hat a thumbs-up.

The hat travels into space. It finds itself before the sun. It is a tiny dot before the immensity of the cosmic fire. The hat trembles. A tremendous rainbow issues forth, embracing the sun like a wedding vow. The fire cools and deadens. A chocolate tidal wave roars from its poles and meets at the center. On earth, the skies blacken. The flowers turn to dust. Humanity expires silently, like an infant in its crib. The hat drifts through space, dreamless.


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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 08:15:03 [Preview] No. 11562 del
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>>11551

One day, after the battle with Hideaki Anno, I was jerking off to Eiken so hard that my dick came of and entered the computer screen. Also, Thom Yorke strangled me to death.I chased my dick through the computer screen after giving Thom a thumbs up. After climbing through the silvery membrane, I landed onto a land made entirely of the film Magnifico by Maryo J. De los Reyes and Michiko Yamamoto. I walked across the DVDs and sometimes 2D projections of scenes from the movie. I ended up falling through a hole and found myself in the scene where Magnifico tries to concoct a remedy for the mortician's ailments. I then strangled Magnifico to death and shot his mother. I then beat the ailing mortician to death. I saw my dick whizzing around a corner so I chased it and fell into a black void. After a while, I fell into the We Were Here Tour by Jason Aldean in Evansville, Indiana. The dick crammed itself into Jason's rectal cavity, causing much screeching. I had to follow the dick up there.

TO BE CONTINUED...


Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 11:13:19 [Preview] No. 11563 del


Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 06:07:21 [Preview] No. 11579 del
fucking nerds stop writing so much

NO ONE CARES



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