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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 01:25:56 [Preview] No. 11499
ok, /b/, storytime.

be me, sophomore at a large school in a very liberal town, star Track athlete, 3.75 GPA, social misfit, virgin

be in english class, teacher got knocked up, on maternity leave

dumbass substitute teacher thinks she can control a class full of dumbass jocks

she can't handle the stress, worst teacher i've ever had.

changes the class plans and has us read Macbeth. OK, I can enjoy this.

JK, she's the worst teacher ever and ruins it for everyone by overworking it.

Take us to the auditorium to act out short passages, fuck that

on the way to the auditorium, see girl I knew from elementary school, 7.5 / 10

stop to talk for a bit, turns out she smokes a lot

make plans to eat lunch together outside

it's lunch time

find her outside, topic turns to sex

find out she runs a porn blog on tumblr and posts her own pics on it, been doing it since she was like 12

>>holy shit, wtf

she keeps saying she wants to fuck, i'm debating with myself whether i should or not

get her number, >>cha ching<<

lunch ends, go to choir

we have a sub, don't feel like watching a movie

go find the girl in art class

she says she has to go find a model of DNA from the science store room

>>that's totally an innuendo, we're totally gonna fuck in the science closet


try to get frisky, she's half into it but still looking for a model

>>maybe it wasn't an innuendo

ok so I stop, we both leave, I go back to choir feeling ashamed for misreading her despite multiple signals from her that she wanted to fuck

next day at lunch

called into the office for sexual harassment, get suspended, expulsion hearing pending

parents are super upset and scared I might go to jail

that night, cops show up at the door and arrest me for sex abuse III and harassment, spend 6 hours in juvy before I get released because the only evidence they have is a text I sent her

get our lawyer, tell him the story, mention that she runs a porn blog

holy shit this changes everything

find out a friend knows the link to the blog, we go and collect links to photos where she is obviously recognizable to give to the head of the district

cont in comments

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 01:26:32 [Preview] No. 11500 del
2 weeks later, get to expulsion hearing

head of the district is there, vice principal is there, my councilor is there, parents are there, lawyer is there.

Councilor was also the girl's councilor and helped her write up her statement

councilor is also a huge feminazi, goes off on my lawyer

mom is a badass, makes councilor stfu

Vice Principal recommends expulsion

we drop our my story and our evidence of her sexual history on them

holy shit this changes everything

head of district gets visibly upset with VP and councilor for not interviewing me properly

"come back in 2 weeks for further review" - head of district

2 weeks later

"I'm going to stand by what I said at our previous meeting, and recommend that Anon be allowed to return to his classes" - dickhead VP

parents say fuck no, lawyer says fuck no, head of district looks at VP like he can't believe he just said that

spend the rest of the year being home schooled by a tutor paid for by the school district

all my grades go soaring upward, end up with a 4.0 for that semester

spanish teacher doesn't believe that a non-native speaker little white boy can get an A in her class, I must be cheating

to quote one of her emails (not intended for me to see, but the tutor showed my parents anyway because tutor is a bomb ass bitch), "there is no way a d+/c- level student can be outperforming my best students"

she makes me go in to take the final, have to turn it in before she leaves for spain the next day

asswipe VP is proctoring the test even though we requested some other, more trustworthy teacher proctor it for me

finish the test in half an hour when she said it should take me an hour and a half

go hand it to her, watch her run it through the scantron, she won't let me see my grade

>>bitch, go fuck yourself

3 days later, she hasn't posted the test and she's in spain

dope ass dad of mine makes dickwad VP go enter my score into the gradebook so I can officially end the year

grade entered

103% because she's an idiot and gives me extra credit when spanish is my best subject

end the year, transfer to a smaller school where I fit in with everyone else, 4.0 GPA, and winning state in Track and Field in my event, record expunged.

years later, can't regret a single thing because if this hadn't happened, I probably would be sucking at life as a nobody but now I have actual friends who I enjoy spending time with.

oh yeah, and I got laid for real by a total 9.5/10 with a giant ass.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 03:54:40 [Preview] No. 11504 del
Can't say I'm surprised. What events did you do in Track and Field?

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 17:59:06 [Preview] No. 11511 del
pole vault

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:31:58 [Preview] No. 11513 del
Similar thing happened to me tbh, some chick I dated in HS accused me of kidnapping because I turned 18 when we were dating and ditched school with her once(her mom found out and flipped out on her)
They were super rich and had me chased out of town when the cops wouldn't press charges on something that was clearly consensual(mother knew we were dating and had approved of it + age gap wasn't so large that it was potentially pedoshit. She was 17 I was 18 and we were both seniors)

Never stick your dick in crazy or wealthy - learned my lesson chasing rich girls.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 23:19:11 [Preview] No. 11516 del
>>11513 i've dated a couple super wealthy girls, and I have to say that it's not the wealth that makes them awful. The ones I was with were actually great. The ones you're talking about are already bad and then the money just amplifies their personality.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 23:43:46 [Preview] No. 11517 del
You won't see a problem if you like materialistic women with a lack of empathy. Picture a Chinese girl. She's a snob who was spoiled her whole life, and she will expect you to take care of everything.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 02:37:57 [Preview] No. 11521 del
>>11517 that's a huge generalization. one of the two girls was the kindest and most humble person I've ever met. but you're dead on with the chinese thing.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 10:20:06 [Preview] No. 11533 del
but why no green text?

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 22:56:45 [Preview] No. 11538 del
>>11533 well i'm new around here so i didn't know how to do greentext.
>figured it out though.

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 09:39:13 [Preview] No. 11544 del
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 04:42:17 [Preview] No. 11589 del
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>spanish teacher doesn't believe that a non-native speaker little white boy can get an A in her class
Spanish is a European language you nigger.

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