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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

>>>/atheism/


Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 03:41:24 [Preview] No. 10538 del
>>10535
>godless vagoo
No thanks, fedora nigger.
alluring out of attractive. would not impregnate intentionally.


Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 09:36:10 [Preview] No. 10541 del
>>10538
Real nice cunt on her though
I'd rub my face in it SLURP


Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 10:21:22 [Preview] No. 10542 del
>>10535 I tip my fedora


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 01:42:12 [Preview] No. 10606 del
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The billboard porn thread is amazing. Do you atheists really fap to that stuff?


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 05:19:36 [Preview] No. 10615 del
>>10606
Think i'm made of AG nigga shoot


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 06:36:24 [Preview] No. 10618 del
>>10606
>If a man rapes an unmarried woman he must pay her dad 50 pieces of silver

Shit nigga that's actually a good punishment now that I think about it. Why hasn't the US done this shit yet?


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 07:34:54 [Preview] No. 10620 del
>>10618
"...and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days."

I like a system that lets you claim your wife forever with force.


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 07:55:59 [Preview] No. 10622 del
>>10620
Thats pretty reasonable I say. I mean he already raped her so it would be better for him to marry so he doesn't rape anyone else. I mean if you just locked him up for like a long time, if he's released nobody's gonna want to marry him cuz he's a rapist so he will get even more sexually frustrated then he already is, causing more rape. I have to agree with god on this one familia.


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 22:31:26 [Preview] No. 10627 del
>>10622
It should have been one of the 10 commandments, so they would still practice it today.


Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 03:42:43 [Preview] No. 10822 del
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I got what the ladies like, don't be jelly.


Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:58:02 [Preview] No. 11878 del
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I've nearly run out of material to funpost there. Atheism is a form of nihilism that leads to self-annihilation.


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 18:48:24 [Preview] No. 11969 del
Spoke too soon.


Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No. 11971 del
>>10606
50 PIECES OF SILVER! That's like $9 billion dollars or one house!


Protect your dicks at all cost Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:48:34 [Preview] No. 11978 del
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>Atheists and agnostics are more ally to be male (64%) than female (36%).
>Atheism correlates with IQ
>women are more likely to have a college education
>women have lower IQ scores
>women have smaller brains
>women don't have testosterone to calm them down, and go insane at least once a month due to the menstruation cycle which makes holding a rational thought difficult

Ergo women are stupid. As atheists we should value rationality above all; lead a brolife. Work out, stimulate your testosterone levels however you can. Avoid women, they are the devils, they will suck you into atheism+ and cuck you so hard you'll have blueballs and forget how to solve math problems. Marriage is a parasitical institution that keeps you at your wife's church and away from atheism.

Remember, if you lose your dick, you lose your testosterone which is the key to your rationality. And if your balls get cut off then you should just cut off your head too. Only your dick matters in this universe. Atheists have found the purpose of life, and it is to preserve your dick.


Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 00:48:44 [Preview] No. 11986 del
>>11971
>one house
No, that's one horse! Don't tell me you've never bought a wife with 50 pieces?


Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 04:44:51 [Preview] No. 11992 del
>>11969
The man with the hat has autism and several learning disabilities. In your next video are you going to make fun of infants for being babies?
http://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2016/03/28/after-cyber-bullying-rally-support/82112864/



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