03/18/2017 (Sat) 19:59:44
I've got a story to tell you. It is about da time da SYMBAHLEHSM attacked.
>18, Living off n33t d0llars with sister and parents
>Sister walks outside to get muh diet coke because I'm too lazy to get up
>Brings in da six packs
>I thank her and she goes to her room silently
>Briefly fantasise about getting down with her
>Lift diet coke to mouth
>Diet coke spills all over muh Hawaiian shirt
>Mother ignores me as usual
>Father pretends to like me
>His smile is rather strained
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