POSTMODERNISM Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 19:59:44 No. 11549 del
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Hey, /b/.

I've got a story to tell you. It is about da time da SYMBAHLEHSM attacked.

>Be me
>18, Living off n33t d0llars with sister and parents
>Sister walks outside to get muh diet coke because I'm too lazy to get up
>Brings in da six packs
>I thank her and she goes to her room silently
>Briefly fantasise about getting down with her
>Lift diet coke to mouth
>Diet coke spills all over muh Hawaiian shirt
>cantwakeup.jpg
>Lick stain
>Mother ignores me as usual
>Father pretends to like me
>His smile is rather strained

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