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/v/ general Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 07:04:08 [Preview] No. 16604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
computer and video games general

I propose talking about video games here until /v/ gains traffic.

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Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 05:53:42 [Preview] No. 16601 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Should English spelling be reformed to be more phonetic?
Also American spelling?
I think it should though I think there will be problems with the words that are spelled differently but sound the same ("sea and see").


Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 06:42:42 [Preview] No.16603 del
I have read somewhere that the Spaniards and the Germans have done the most work to standardise their spellings. On the other hand both French and English stick to their traditional 15-16th century ones (or even older). Just a thought, what if stopping to base your identity on former greatness is required for spelling reform? Or is that only the powerful are allowed to keep their traditions (see US still using imperial, etc.)

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 00:30:06 [Preview] No. 16588 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is a great scam. 120 euros per session for therapy by watching horses run around in circles in a fenced area.
Watching them reveals and relieves your own stress. An appointment with a psychologist would be much more effective!


Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 00:56:19 [Preview] No.16591 del
You'd be surprised at what can relieve stress. I found out going outside for a walk can do wonders many years ago.

As far as this article? Might as well go to the horse races then, you'll have even more fun and instead of paying a psychiatrist you can place bets on the horses.

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 03:42:47 [Preview] No.16598 del
While this is true why would you pay someone to go watch some horses run around? Just go to a horsetrack early, or volunteer at a horse farm or something.
Maybe horse farms don't take volunteers, they probably get a weirdo every once in a while that wants to hang around and gain enough trust for some alone time with a stallion.

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 03:52:16 [Preview] No.16599 del
I've been to the horse races before and I can assure you it is fun (at least it is for us old timers). You get to drink all the beer you want and eat salty pretzels and get a list of all the horses running with all the stats. You can place numerous different kinds of bets, and even cheap bets can win you double what you put in. I typically place a trifecta bet because its the easiest to win some money.

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 05:06:13 [Preview] No.16600 del
what if it's a cover for a horse brothel

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 05:56:40 [Preview] No.16602 del
I used to work with horses, but I can't see fucking such an animal. If you piss it off or it spooks, it'll kick behind it and seriously injure you. Hundreds of pounds could go to your skull. Women who try are insane, and men would be disappointed because the pussy must be as big as a cave.

Anonymous 05/21/2018 (Mon) 11:32:23 [Preview] No. 16525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Say hi to my dog, Endchan.
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Anonymous 05/21/2018 (Mon) 14:18:08 [Preview] No.16527 del
Fair warning. This requires bacon. If you do not supply pup with bacon immediately we will track you down and report such to child protective services.

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Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 02:18:51 [Preview] No.16593 del
Heya doggo, warm greeting from 30chan
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Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 02:54:11 [Preview] No.16595 del
I liek dogz

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 03:39:46 [Preview] No.16597 del
is that a chan for lonely 30 y.o.'s?

Elon Musk and Pravda Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 02:50:45 [Preview] No. 16594 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So elon musk wants to make an organization that will rate the truthfulness of news. Good idea in theory, but not when musk heads it since he has been known to lie. He also has been under attack by the media for not letting his tesla employees unionize which is what motivated him to creste pravda.

Though he has more vision than most billionaires, in the end he is still greedy and doesnt care about the wellbeing of his employees, or giving them fair wages if he can.

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 03:39:10 [Preview] No.16596 del
I do not trust him or anyone else for that matter to tell me what to think or who to trust. I go with my own instinct. Fuck all these 'debunkers' and 'rankers' and 'authenticators' out there - including billionaire Musk!

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Another fucking hoax Anonymous 05/23/2018 (Wed) 14:58:28 [Preview] No. 16548 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Go to school
>Hear fire alarm
>See wounded
>Been 1 minute
>Cops tell you to scram boy ya know whats good
>Receive National Security Letter
>Your article and history scrubbed from the annals of the internet
>Black Helo Ride if you talk

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Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 16:26:27 [Preview] No.16584 del
BTW since evolution and corrupt leftist garbage started getting pumped in the schools the ocuntry has gone to shit with massive drops in IQ and critical thinking skills, when America didn't have the FED people were a helluva lot smarter....also the "science" bullshit that article whine about isn't science but muh "evolutionary biology" bullshit thats unpc because of the race stuff, but interestingly enough medical biology contradicts violently...hmm more fake science being issued by the (((Academia)))

Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 16:27:14 [Preview] No.16585 del
Notice the shill btw trying to change the subject to attack Christians, ignoring reality and havins no argument, thats classic bullshit

Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 18:18:27 [Preview] No.16586 del
It really is a sad statement to say this but Americans really were more smart and civilized back in the days of racial discrimination and bible thumping. I'm not condoning this in any manner, but if you do your research American's IQ and test scores have dropped significantly over the last 60 years. My uncle was born in the 40s and I recall stories of him reading newspapers at the age of 5 years old, seriously reading economics and political issues back in the day as a toddler! My gosh, some 30 years olds today can't even fucking read!

Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 00:31:12 [Preview] No.16589 del
The Flynn affect days Americans are smarter than ever before

/spoon/ Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 00:32:04 [Preview] No.16590 del
They're still trying to push the gun confiscation narrative but fortunately this time around none of these kids at the Texas school buy into it. The kids all humiliated MSNBC reporters recently - even those who were shot - by refusing to press for gun confiscation and instead they said "we should all learn to be more kind to our fellow students." The psycho kid who shot up the school was bullied. He was a loner who was picked on and an outcast and it made him go stir crazy. Not in any way do I hold sympathy over what he did, but thats the damn untold truth. The kids in Texas are right, we need to be more open minded and kind to people and maybe they won't snap like that.

Onto gun confiscation: I can name many reasons they'll have a very hard time doing this. Not only do we have a well armed and spread out population, but our culture has often proven very rebellious too. Not only would cops have a logistics nightmare enforcing this, but then would come massive legal battles all the way up to the Supreme Court (again!). And even IF the libtards got their way and outlawed guns, many many folks would still hang onto them (myself included).

And then what you wonder? Then you have folks manufacturing their own "ghost guns" in their garages and inside their basements. Look up that term, ghost guns. You'll have rebels hand-creating shotguns and pistols like they did 100 years ago out of pipes for pennies on the dollar. You'll have black markets run amok with guns, many of them untraceable. My point? THE CAT IS ALREADY OUT THE BAG AND THEY'LL HAVE A VERY HARD TIME PUTTING IT BACK. [Video related!]

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OS Anonymous 05/22/2018 (Tue) 04:40:50 [Preview] No. 16534 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anybody use Windows?
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Anonymous 05/22/2018 (Tue) 10:07:28 [Preview] No.16536 del
No, Use door like other normal people

Anonymous 05/22/2018 (Tue) 16:18:50 [Preview] No.16539 del
I have an old offline PC I use from time to time to rip some media onto CDs and DVDs. Its still got Windows XP on it and hell no I'm not getting rid of it. I use it for old software such as Nero Burning Rom and DVD Shrink. Great for ripping media and its always offline so I don't have to deal with potential hackers, malware beacons or unwanted auto-updates.

My other computer that I use online has a linux OS.

Anonymous 05/22/2018 (Tue) 17:07:19 [Preview] No.16540 del
only for gaming

Anonymous 05/23/2018 (Wed) 12:37:47 [Preview] No.16543 del
I will never use the Windows 10 botnet. Older versions are alright if you are careful enough to avoid viruses.

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Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 13:39:25 [Preview] No. 16575 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there any hope for a grand unified imageboard like 4chan and later 8chan used to be?

Or are we atomised for good?

Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 13:54:01 [Preview] No.16576 del
To tell you the truth many on 4chan and 8chan are simply shit posters and don't like having in-depth conversations. If we had the numbers of 4chan or 8chan everything would become /sp/ over here. Too spastic and autistic for me. I kind of like the environment on endchan although it may be small. Quality > quantity. I'll take a handful of smart anons over an ignorant mass any day.

Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 14:14:46 [Preview] No.16578 del
Thanks for replying fellow traveler.

It would be beneficial to develop a science for finding the optimal size of an imageboard. I suspect it would be something similar to Dunbar's number.

For anonimity reasons I won't enumarate all the chans that I have seen to grow to that "sweet spot" and either surpass it or fall back. The most obvious example is 8chan in early 2013 IIRC.

Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 14:19:37 [Preview] No.16580 del
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look at when like krautchan went down for instance. a handful of people had broken off hoping to recapture what they had visualized in their minds as the ideal krautchan, the kc board on 8ch, bronnen, ernstchan, I'm sure some went to, or back to 4chan's /int/ and a few new ones popped up. Ernstchan was a bit like the kc board over here but got more or less swallowed up by the KC horde, at least as far as I can tell.

So many have I think joined the greater image board community just thinking this is the place to bitch about niggers, jews or chronic digital pain, with little to no repercussions but that shit is a double edged sword. You can do that in a corner, or remote park, or just type it into your text editor of choice.

Generally all I want to do is pursue honest discussions with people online or just be a wanton sarcastic jerkoff or idiot and the anonymity image boards generally provide tends to be good for that, then you end up getting banned a few times for hurting some mod's feelings even though bans should be reserved generally speaking for people that are actually trying to damage the board as a whole. It's a hard thing to judge and usually the only criteria is something like "I'll know it when I see it," I will say the NSFW/SFW paradigm is fucking retarded all around for pretty much any internet forum.

Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 14:38:23 [Preview] No.16581 del
I really don't care if other anons migrate over here as long as they do not start flooding boards with crab, propane and indian poo spam. They can keep that crap where it belongs, on 8chan - along with all their illegal pedo garbage.

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Anonymous 02/10/2018 (Sat) 11:26:18 [Preview] No. 15250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animublyadsky WebM-thread
for decent animublyadej animewhores and other autists.

To search for video sausage we use the following services:
- https://whatanime.ga/
- http://saucenao.com/
- http://iqdb.org/

The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:
- https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
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Anonymous 02/13/2018 (Tue) 19:40:57 [Preview] No. 15341 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What should be done about the mentally ill?
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Anonymous 04/16/2018 (Mon) 23:13:18 [Preview] No.16277 del
Their books should be given bad reviews.


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>no guys seriously, i look beautiful. let me explain
girl faggot when you have to convince niggers that you're attractive then you're clearly not fucking pretty

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Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 12:50:13 [Preview] No.16574 del
THIS in a nutshell.

Thats typically what police are for, if you don't or can't defend yourself then you must rely on police (which would suck in most scenarios because typically the damage is already done before the police ever arrive to the scene of the crime).

>I feel like the constitution is flawed, I mean look at the state of the U.S.; it's on the brink of collapse

That's our government's fault for the most part, nothing to do with our constitutional rights. It has to do with debt insolvency. The American government created endless wars and the MIC (military industrial complex) which has created TRILLIONS $$$ of un-payable debts, outsourced our industries via terrible trade deals staring from the mid-80s and created a ponzi scheme as a bandage for the deadly wound (a massive insolvent ever-growing welfare state)...

The reason the US is collapsing is because our government spent way way beyond its means and national reserves, creating massive debts and fraud, just to become the world's policemen and engage in global empire... and now we see a declining use of our reserve currency around the globe, and all the debts coming back to haunt us (mass inflation, rising taxes, crumbling infrastructure from lack of maintenance, poverty in which creates a rise of crime)... all major economic failures!

Lesson to be learned here? Don't become an empire! Don't go into insolvent debts! Live within your means! Mind your own beeswax!