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Anonymous 02/10/2018 (Sat) 11:26:18 [Preview] No. 15250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animublyadsky WebM-thread
for decent animublyadej animewhores and other autists.

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- https://whatanime.ga/
- http://saucenao.com/
- http://iqdb.org/

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- https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
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'No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens Anonymous 02/17/2018 (Sat) 03:14:04 [Preview] No. 15389 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Harold Turner, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
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Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 11:59:58 [Preview] No.15853 del
This looks like logical legislation to deal with the problem of school shootings: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4909/text

It protects our rights to bear arms. At the same time it will create a task force for schools to intervene with children who show signs of hostility or who have made physical threats to harm others. They can then have law enforcement remove these types from the schools as they evaluate them. This shooter was one of those types by the way, although the FBI did nothing about his threats when being warned. Perhaps the schools would if funded and authorized to do so.

I won't get into the other issue with schools being "gun-free zones" which is absolutely ridiculous on its ass.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 15:35:17 [Preview] No.15864 del
>I won't get into the other issue with schools being "gun-free zones" which is absolutely ridiculous on its ass.

Gun free zones are just another way of saying "please don't bring guns in here and murder us, you are not allowed to do that." Hardened criminals don't follow laws or rules and people tend to forget that one significant fact. The only deterrent would either be having armed police around or armed teachers/school staff.

As for that legislation, we hope schools would be more competent than law enforcement but it can be difficult to spot a killer who decides to act normal and blend in with everyone else. This absolutely requires co-operation with students which would encourage snitching on 'abnormal' peers. Can you imagine the chaos (and possible abuse) that could ensue with hoards of gossiping teenage snitches? Thus the best option would be to mandate the school have armed guards, or police, or to train and arm their teachers.

One thing is for sure, school shootings need to stop. And we need to stop blaming innocent citizens and stop trying to punish them over what some psychos choose to do.

More Damning Information About Parkland False Flag Shooting: Authorities Had All The Evidence... Anonymous 03/19/2018 (Mon) 16:40:25 [Preview] No.15906 del
More Damning Information About Parkland False Flag Shooting: Authorities Had All The Evidence To Prevent This Shooting

https://archive.fo/J0Zby (Active Shooter Drills, Multiple Shooters Witnessed, FBI Was Aware of Killer)
https://archive.fo/OwFuo (Trump Blasts FBI For Not Taking Action Against Parkland Shooter)
https://archive.fo/7gLNY (Citizen Journalist Blows Truth About Parkland Shooting Wide Open)
https://archive.fo/FP6V4 (FBI and Cops Warned Multiple Times About Shooter, Deputies Stood Down During Shooting)
https://archive.fo/EgWD6 (Local Police and FBI Knew of Shooter's Social Media Threats, Did Nothing)
https://archive.fo/EzqrU (Emergency Medical Teams Ordered To STAND DOWN After Shooting, While Students Bled Out And Died)
https://archive.fo/kmPsX (Police Radio Recordings Prove Cover Up, Sheriff Refuses to Release Surveillance Footage, SWAT Officers Suspended For Not Standing Down, FBI Admits They Knew About Deadly Threats And Failed To Take Action)

FACT: There were already laws in place to prevent this shooting and to confiscate the shooter's guns. Neither did the FBI (who were tipped off about Cruz) NOR the local police (who were also tipped off about Cruz) do anything! Therefore the failures are NOT constitutional protections, but the lack of policing current laws and taking protective measures against a KNOWN dangerous armed individual!

In yet another failure by officials which could have prevented last month's Florida school massacre, Parkland school officials and a sheriff's deputy recommended in September 2016 that suspect Nikolas Cruz be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric facility for a mental evaluation, according to documents obtained by the Associated Press.

Under the law, having been committed would have made it more difficult, if not impossible for Cruz to have legally obtained firearms.

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Anonymous 03/19/2018 (Mon) 16:41:50 [Preview] No.15907 del
After a Sept. 28, 2016 interview, the documents say Cruz “reports that he cut his arms 3-4 weeks ago and states that this is the only time he has ever cut. (Cruz) states that he cut because he was lonely, states that he had broken up with his girlfriend and reports that his grades had fallen. (Cruz) states that he is better now, reports that he is no longer lonely and states that his grades have gone back up.”

He also told the clinician he owned only a pellet gun and was not capable of doing “serious harm” to anyone. -AP

Authorities had ample warning about Cruz...

In February, Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) Friday that the FBI never contacted Google - which owns YouTube, after it was reported that suspect Nikolas Cruz, under his own name, said "I'm going to be a professional school shooter" in a YouTube video comment last September.

When the uploader of the video, Ben Bennight, contacted the FBI shortly after Cruz left the comment, officials spoke with him for 20 minutes, after which there was no follow up until the same agent or agents came to his home on Wednesday.

In a press conference late last week, Special Agent Robert Lansky who is in charge of the Miami FBI division said that the FBI received the tip, however they were "unable to further identify" the person who made the comment, despite conducting "database reviews" and "checks."

"No other information was included with that comment, which would indicate a time, location or the true identity of the person who made the comment," Lasky said. "The FBI conducted database reviews, checks, but was unable to further identify the person who actually made the comment."

Had they simply followed up, the FBI would have also discovered from Florida's state social services agency that Cruz intended to buy a gun, or that he had been cutting his arms on snapchat.

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MSM BLACKOUT: Gun Owner Shoots Maryland Highschool Shooter, Saving Lives! Anonymous 03/20/2018 (Tue) 15:24:07 [Preview] No.15912 del
MSM BLACKOUT: Gun Owner Shoots Maryland Highschool Shooter, Saving Lives!

Reports indicate a resource officer at Maryland’s Great Mills High School “exchanged gunfire” with the attacker Tuesday morning to end the threat.

Breitbart News reported news of the shooting and indicated that St. Mary’s County Sheriff Office was on scene and FBI and ATF agents were en route.

Injuries are reported as three, including the shooter.

ABC 7’s Brad Bell tweeted:

#BREAKING confirmed with sources at #greatmillsshooting : 3 students injured. 1 is the shooter. A school resource officer was on duty and took action to end threat. No final word on conditions.

— Brad Bell (@ABC7Brad) March 20, 2018

NBC’s Christina Ginn tweeted:

BREAKING: School resource officer exchanged gunfire with shooter at MD school shooting. #GreatMillsHighSchool Live coverage on @MSNBC. @NBCNews

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Anonymous 03/19/2018 (Mon) 18:36:55 [Preview] No. 15908 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lots of geo-political tensions between the West and East right now... time to place your bets!

First off, what do you predict? Rise of the East and demise of the West? Or do you predict the West will prevail and the East will demise in due time? Or do you predict an apocalypse or some kind of religious end time (such as the second coming of Jesus Christ)?

If any listed above, how come? Will we see an economic collapse or reset? WWIII? WWIII with MAD (mutual assured destruction)? Governments undermined or overthrown / civil wars breaking out? What will light the fuse for any of these scenarios.

My prediction: The Western World is going to fade away because both the Euro and Dollar are going to collapse due to insolvent Keynesian economic policies (which have a long history of proven failure rate) while the Eastern nations (such as Russia and China) will transition to silver, gold or oil backed monetary standards.

In any event, better be prepared: >>>/endtimes/7

Anonymous 03/20/2018 (Tue) 15:15:30 [Preview] No.15911 del
My prediction is the dollar will incrementally continue to lose its purchasing power. The reason? Countries like Russia and China do not really want a world war with the US because it would ruin their investments and create severe hardships for them as well. So they will lax US bond purchasing and continue to liquidate their holdings of US debt. Over time this will cause more and more inflation as the FED (and allies) buy back those bonds with more fiat currency. The consequence being continual loss of purchasing power for both the US and Europe. At some point, we may see civil unrest within our own countries and our governments will try stomping them out with their iron fascist boots. This the real reason they want to disarm American citizens.

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Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:11:19 [Preview] No. 12932 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi endchan I'm rozelli
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:44:21 [Preview] No. 13294 del
Read what British feminists have to say and detoxify your mind. porn is a tool of the patriarchy to enslave the female mind and normalize female submission.

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 10:02:44 [Preview] No.14554 del
I saw her at Mewchan, guess she likes that board better.

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 19:52:03 [Preview] No.14563 del
lemurrka > you

ayy lmao Anonymous 01/14/2018 (Sun) 07:56:09 [Preview] No.14564 del
You seem alright, but you have the ody of an alien.

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new thread Anonymous 03/19/2018 (Mon) 05:42:28 [Preview] No. 15902 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
because 8chan has a tiny filesize limit

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what chan are they trying to promote with that?

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Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 04:55:31 [Preview] No. 15507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? (link: http://bit.ly/2ECl8X7) bit.ly/2ECl8X7 And how do we explain those religious people who aren’t stupid at all? Discuss.
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Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 21:43:11 [Preview] No.15658 del
Or here we go again with another pointless discrimination thread against "religions" no, actually just hatred against Christians.

Why not leave people alone and let them practice what they believe? As long as they do not hurt you, you have no right to try to prevent them from doing so. The discrimination cannot be more obvious at this point. Ask yourself: what is my real goal and why do I hold so much contempt for innocent people?

Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 04:45:21 [Preview] No.15665 del
>be me
>iq of 139
>thinks for self
>devout christian

Most atheists are just as retarded as Christians, trust me.

Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 10:55:58 [Preview] No.15667 del
I don't trust you, all evidence says otherwise and you are a gullible moron to believe that.

Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 14:15:06 [Preview] No.15670 del
Christians don't even properly understand their own religion yet, I believe they're trying to keep it there until they "have the time" to figure it out.

>Why not leave people alone and let them practice what they believe?
We are, we're just discussing it, not stopping anybody from believing in it. Some people just find what humans do a fascinating thing to do, and if they think it's stupid, how are they going to learn it isn't if it's never discussed?

>Ask yourself: what is my real goal
My real goal is to provide a better world, and having mutual understanding about things will help further our species; a clash of ideas to develop new, more accurate and expanded trains of thought. We don't hold contempt for the innocent so much as we hold contempt for the religion itself; some find pity in the religious-innocent though; perhaps they're trying to help.

>iq of 139
Is this you in pic related?

>Most atheists are just as retarded as Christians
Both are simply just chosen comprehensions of the universe. Some people simply need to remain followers, but there are enough in this world to develop newer ideas for them to follow.

Anonymous 03/18/2018 (Sun) 07:16:17 [Preview] No.15893 del
>Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious?
Both things, and they feed each other

Anonymous 03/12/2018 (Mon) 16:46:51 [Preview] No. 15817 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi I’m new here

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Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 18:31:01 [Preview] No.15879 del
get a load of this gypsie

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keep in mind that we like our memes to be more subtle around here

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Anonymous 03/14/2018 (Wed) 21:00:22 [Preview] No. 15844 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I broke my last device because i am insane and all i have left is a wii on an old tv. at least i can post on endchan 8chan doesnt let me with wii browser. hi

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 12:22:31 [Preview] No.15854 del
no one wants to talk to me

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 12:34:08 [Preview] No.15855 del
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stop playing video games so much, its unhealthy

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 12:37:18 [Preview] No.15856 del
hi, I do think it's neat you post from wii. IS keyboard attached. I picture you using wii-mote

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 13:35:38 [Preview] No.15857 del
That should teach you not to break things like that. A lot of mobile devices break after a year or the screen cracks with regular use.

Its kind of amusing sure but you must feel like a monster having broken a device and having to use a toy. On the bright side you can get a laptop or something for cheap.

Anonymous 03/17/2018 (Sat) 14:15:48 [Preview] No.15889 del
Hi its me again. what I mean by insane is that my brain snaps sometimes and i break the screen over my face or throw it

can someone make the new 4chan shotgun video into a gif so i can see it on the wii?

desu desu

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 03/04/2018 (Sun) 04:57:07 [Preview] No.15764 del
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You're on the wrong side of the road here anon, it's not ajout what zise you like girls to have, but how big you'd like to have your own jugs.

Like, male breasts.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 18:31:59 [Preview] No.15880 del
start playing video games on twitch

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.15882 del
Find a modeling job for a bra companie.
Or failing this, make some dumb YouTube vlogs with tons of ads.

Anonymous 03/17/2018 (Sat) 01:51:39 [Preview] No.15888 del
>without testosterone
Choose one.

>without testosterone
>more beautiful and possibly less violent
Choose one. Your picture is a perfect proof: pedophilic and masochistic.

>There is nothing I would miss about looking like a man, except for the dick.
This is where we agree. Pic related is ideal.

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 08:01:24 [Preview] No. 14815 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
vera lynn?

i remember!
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yes she is

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Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 22:16:59 [Preview] No.15881 del
good thread