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We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email

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Africa has the best culture!

>African food is traditionally eaten with the hands. You must take fermented dough balls, make a hole in the dough, and dip them in soup to eat the soup because they never invented eating utensils like the Chinese or Europeans. Everyone dips their hands in the same soup and then licks their hands clean.

>Africans have determined the custom of not using sanitized eating utensils has let Africans develop stronger resistance to bacteria so they can be healthier and live longer than the white men. (We have so much to learn from this noble and advanced culture.)

>Africans have resisted the calls to use eating utensials, because they value tradition and know sanitation is a Trojan horse that would lead to colonial imperialism destroying another part of their African heritage.


Have you even eaten African? You can't call yourself a refined gentleman until you have got your hands dirty in African soup.

More of these people keep coming and we have to make them feel welcome. So from now on I'm going to start eating all food with my hands, from pasta to ice cream because I Don't want to be closed-minded.
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So is this place the new 8chan of 4chan (only this time it's Endchan of 8chan)? I'm just an oldfag from 8chan who wants his old /b/ back.
Where did everyone go after the Jim administration took over? This can't be the only place.

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How to avoid crazy people in parks

What do you do when Mexicans sitting ariund parks look at you and are like, "Yo dawg" and if you say "Hello and turn away to ignore them they keep calling out to you, "dawg, dawg, hey, hey!" They must either be thugs or bums and there are getting to be more of them. A few days ago I was almost ran over when a muscular mexican on a bicycle suddenly barreled into the parking lot with a cop car in hot pursuit behind it, (the cop got close behind him and threatened to hit him with the car right before the Mexican stopped and was handcuffed.

Before the recession there weren't many crazy people or bums living around here, and maybe I need to move. It sucks, I was finally getting comfortable with this place. Now it looks like I can't even safely enjoy my walks through the city any longer.

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👍

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Mods trying to beg for money.

Seriously, what the fuck. Pic related.

So is this going to just be like 4chan and 8chan now?

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Safe spaces

Seattle's police department tells businesses to put little stickers on the Windows that show they're LGBT safe spaces. I have no qualms with the LGBT people, but I don't understand what safe spaces are or why we need them. It just sounds like identity politics bullshit and an excuse not to have your views ever questioned, or to question the views of others, by a generation that has lost its grit and which fears any form of confrontation. Enlighten me as to why we need them.

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Daily reminder
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Gas the Boomers. Generation war NOW.

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Charging for ice

>price will double for drinks without ice

Why are Thais so stingy? So I guess at this cafe 7-up, Thai milk tea,or even hot tea without ice is $2 more, LOL.

These places often full the drink with nothing but ice too.

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>just an illustration of that feeling of being forever stuck and unable to move forward in life
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WHY IS THIS BOARD SO SLOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cool, I am near a city where Aron Ra is going to come visit my area in a couple months. I really should go to my first skepticon. Wonder what to expect?

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Can't believe how many Americans are stuff enough to actually believe pizzagate is real.
https://youtu.be/tvUMCOWrTgA

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Hi endchan I'm rozelli

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How can I fast, cheap and painless die / commit suicide / end living?

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毎日日本語

これから私は日本語だけ使う。 習った日本語をもう忘れているから、イメージボードで毎日頑張るよ。 醜い英語をやめて、栄光の言葉を使い方がいい。

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I won't marry a girl unless she let's me replace her wedding ring with a dog collar. I will give it to her at the wedding ceremony.

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Good charities

Are there any good charities I can donate my used car to? It has a mechanical problem that I don't want to fix since I have two cars, but it still runs and it would cost less to fix than to but a comparable car. Kars4kids (Kars4Jews) ads are bogus and it mainly helps Jewish kids in New York. Folks have been trying to get me to donate it to a church or the poor people there, and I was tempted, but there is no way in I'm giving their evangelical network any more influence. If there were a secular charity I might do it.

I don't want to support any non-profit or charity where the management gets 1 million dollar salaries or is corrupt as fuck.

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STOP WATCHING PORN

I'm probably only going to find fuckboys here, but this chat is for self improvement/social skills/health for those inclined

https://discord.gg/mAhA8z

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>mfw I've dropped so many redpills backed up with statistics via my youtube account through multiple comments sections, that my comments are now in a limited state

Should I make a new account and continue dropping red pills via a proxy, or should I move on to bitchute?

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sadece ölüler görür.

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i beg you

Please recommend me some awesome eurotrance and power metal songs being played well with wacky instruments like marimbas and ukuleles.

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Just got Tor

Recommend me some onion links pls.

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south park jewlt-right triggering slider

oh boy

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Telegcrack

Hi, anon! I create the search engine: https://telegcrack.com/

for search in Durov's TelegraPh media service.

Now it slow, but in future it will be better!

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New board for true atheists

>>>/TRUEATHEISM/

If you follow Dawkins you are not a true atheist. We will reform atheism, and always honor freespeech- except if you are not a follower of Sam Harris, because there is no way to not follow him and still be a "True-Atheist."

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philosophy general

What would be the correct thing to do to those 100 copies of Jack White's second ever recorded single that he hid during his upholstery gig at 15? I mean and not to be massive cuck about it. It's not very rock'n'roll to look after some shitty kid's records just for the prestige value, but if information should be free not like free beer but like free speech I think they at least deserve better than Shia LeBeauf's art projects that got hunted down with inpunity. At least two people are already hoarding the ones they got like cancerous NES game collectors.

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so when are we doing raids again

Let's get /b/ back to its former glory!!!

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How trust worthy is he, im guessing very since he keeps a low profile calls out jews and masonniggers, and knows how most people (unless they truly follow The Lord) cant be trusted
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Just saw a thread on /dep/ for wizardchan getting locked. It was a new thread with a guy saying he had friends betray him. Sure half of the people showed support and the like, but there was a significant half who got autistic as fuck about the "no friends" rule and locked the thread.

So yeah, wizardchan is a gigantic ecochamber for the most pathetic of NEETs. Aside from the OP's post two posts interested me, ones talking about cousins. If it was one of you guys could you share your experiences of having your cousins turn into empty head normalfaggots?
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No taro

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintarō
So basically the Japs mixed super strong Hercales with the wild boy from Jungle Book to make this hero. Surprised haven't heard of him sooner, Fate GO is expanding my knowledge of mythology.

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I wanted to cut off my foot pad to eat it but turns out scalping your own foot is difficult so thats all i have
What should i do with it?

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What other obscure chans have good boards that aren't dead?

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SIMP Thread

Daily reminder that women aren't important
They are a henderance in your path to success. Stop making women a priority, become rich and make sure you don't get married to a women nor make her pregnant. They care only about themselves and will take your money. Women are attention whores, so stop giving them what they want so easily, make them work for it. Women like a challenge, so stop being a nice guy, be a dickhead. That means fuck em and dump, don't get feelings for them, and stop talking to them so often. I hope you fellas enjoy your life. And remember to put your happiness before anything else.

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☠️

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Adam fucks up everything

F.Y.I.

Thinking you're proving somebody wrong is just you reframing the argument around the things you dogmatically disagree about. Let's say somebody says 'sky is the empty space from here upwards'. You "prove him wrong" saying 'no, sky is entirely above us'. He retorts with all the facts we know about atmospheric layers, oxygen, light, you name it. You prceed to say 'then why aren't we all just wallowing in the blueness that sky is made up of?'

Being proven wrong doesn't trigger the pain part in our brain, being stared in the face while being completely fucking obtuse does. Actually being proven wrong, mathematically and in terms you understand and agree about, is fucking great, although only shitheads would call it "being proven wrong". That's why the sentence is usually left over to be used by people who haven't proven a single damn thing, just regurgitated an often fallacious conclusion without going over any of the data.

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Whats the new place?

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MFW People Are Still On Endchan

Why? What's here for you?

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Are you happy with yourself? Or are you struggling and being anxious about the future?

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What kind of retard makes the common vowel "o" take seven strokes in Hindi? ओ
Greek = 1 stroke, best alphabet. Takes Indians three times as long to write anything.

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What do?

Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?

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Parents are monitoring my Internet traffic, there using Wireshark for sure might even have bugged my phone, can I legally do anything about this?

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oathbreaker dump

Here you can find every oathbreakers

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Is there anything more manly than wearing stripped socks, programming, watching anime and using a pink vibrator, all at the same time? Because I don't think there is.

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banned from cuckchan

We all know most of the anons here were banned from cuckchan, greentext what you did.
>finds CP on google
>shocked.gif
>asks 4chans /b of opinions if it is cp
>doesn't provide source just how to find
>great discussion
>banned for posting CP
>mfw

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Who is Dennis Dennyboy?

I love how Dennis Denett has almost no retweets unlike Harris same Dawkins. He is the most forgotten member of the 4 horsemen. Hitch gets more attention and he's dead, but he's treated like martyr Jesus now. (Too bad about that because all 4 would have opposed Trump via tweets.)
https://mobile.twitter.com/danieldennett
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>the Teumessian fox,[1] or Cadmean vixen, was a gigantic fox that was destined never to be caught.

>Creon, the then Regent of Thebes, set Amphitryon the impossible task of destroying this beast. He discovered an apparently perfect solution to the problem by fetching the magical dog Laelaps, who was destined to catch everything it chased, to catch the Teumessian fox. Zeus, faced with an inevitable contradiction due to the paradoxical nature of their mutually excluding abilities, turned the two beasts into stone. The pair were cast into the stars and remain as Canis Major (Laelaps) and Canis Minor (Teumessian Fox).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teumessian_fox

Only the Greeks are good at writing clever mythology that was full of a love of humans. It's the one mythology where humans consistently outsmart the Gods. Their mythos set them up to become philosophers because they were so close to not believing in caring about the Gods.

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T2K1

Travis Time

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I watched a review from some hippie fag about Emoji movie, and wanted to check out Daily Stormer for a second opinion but that doesn't seem to be possible, wtf?

Where can I find a right-wing review of Emoji movie so I can aggregate it and make an informed decision?

I'm not joking I actually heard about Emoji movie and just thought "I wonder what Stormfront thinks about this"

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Patience Johnson nude BBW slut
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no rulz

kik.me/g/gWq0t97VP9xM1IMqrsZEqCZ3YKk

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Someday we'll have monorails or better yet maglevs, just like what was predicted by most of the sci-fi in the 1950's. I just have to wait longer. I still have faith we'll get past our third-world transit status.

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This is because we elected Trump.
We have angered the gods.

My pic btw.

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i got a new camera
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/degenerate/

I've heard a little bit about "chicken hypnotism". It works with either roosters or hens, and it basically involves putting a chicken on the ground lying on its back. That's all there is to it, and the chicken will be completely still until you make a loud noise or give the bird a gentle shove to wake it up. What I'm wondering is if anyone's ever washed the bird's feet, and then articulated them into giving a chicken footjob? Busting a load on the fluffy chest and belly feathers.
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feels thread

This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.

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While I was cleaning out my great grandfather's room the other day I found his journal. Several parts are in Chinese and most of the rest is in English but riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes. I'll summarise it in greentext for you faggots if you like.
>be 1965
>be my grandfather's brother
>shouldn't have bought a TV
>whole clan's coming to watch a government announcement with me despite their not speaking English
>and they expect me to translate
>Lee Kuan Yew is about to make an important proclamation one that according to the Straits times will be about declaring independence from Malaysia and becoming a country on our own
>nothappening.jpg when he is about to pave over Singapore's agricultural land
>regular news about football or the lottery or some shit until the anchor airs LKY's announcement in full
>"I have met with the Tunku, and he seems a pleasant fellow,
>He has granted to me certain amendments in the Constitution that will pare down, but not eliminate, the privileges of Malays in the federation,
>And Singapore will continue to be a state of Malaysia.
>As a result I will liquidate the assets of the PAP and merge it with the UMNO."
>shouts, whispers of betrayal secrete from the assembled tongues
>my brother summarises this most astutely
>"We thought he had no brains in actuality he has no balls"
>everyone is clamoring to provide reasons for why he fell for a fucking election stunt
>"That's it, I'm voting for the Socialists. Better a republic than a traitor"

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AZN DRONES

>be me
>pay 500 bucks to reserve a night in the path of the solar eclipse for uncle in law and his kids
>They cancel
>I ask why?
>"Our boys said they don't want to miss two days of school."
>but...the eclipse is once in a lifetime. They don't really know what an eclipse is, you shouldn't let them dictate to you just because they don't want to go on a road trip to another state.
>"Yeah, but school is more important."
>but they'll dee the eclipse, get interested in science and then be more interested in science classes at school.
>"It's ok, they got awards for perfect attendance last year and don't want to mess it up."

Fucking Asian Americans.

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>beautifully applied a new screen protector
>it's fucking crystal, flawless, dustless perfection
>completely bricks the touchscreen
>remove, reapply
>touchscreen works, it's also a fucking toupé of maggots and salmonella

god fuck shitting damn low concentration electroconductivity

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8chan/8ch.net's /b/ is DOWN!!

I go on fuckboy Jim's website for shits and giggles this morning and /b/ is nowhere to be found! Did Jim have a temper tantrum? Is it just a prank Did the feds crash /b What the hell happened?
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/loli/

Would anyone anons like to be a moderator of >>>/loli/ ?

It's basically dead board, but some opportunistic FBIhoneypotters keep spamming it with links to websites that I assume are dangerous and illegal. I don't login enough to quickly delete that shit. Since the board is deader than Elvis, there is little risk in handing the responsibility to anyone.

Oh and if you're a pompous jackass who doesn't respect free speech don't bother. I don't want another AllTheFallen hugbox or 8/loli that bans everyone when argumemts get heated.

Post your account name and I'll transfer moderation priveldges to at least one of you.

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Behind The Meme

Hullo Internet,
Today we have a look at, my faggotry.
http://archive.is/eCcFr

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I just can't do it guys, I'm just too weak... SUMANAI.

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Solar

So do any you guys know, where the autopsy reports of the columbine killers and or victims could be found? I'm honestly curious to to read the reports.

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VAPORFAG

Name movies that you love but the critics dogpile.

>Where the Dead go to Die
>Freddy Got Fingered
>Southland Tales
>A Cure for Wellness

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July 4th video party

I'm considering running another synctube event like the one we did for christmas/anniversary last year. Anyone have suggestions for funny and entertaining shit I can add to the playlist? pic related
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new webm thread?

old thread
>>6519

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LOL! Half of the candidates for Mayor in Detroit are convicted felons, and Detroit doesn' thave a problem with this.
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hdfhs sdgdsgg

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THE END

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Found a legal way to hire a prostitute.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate

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Our ancestors were the biggest procrastinators that ever lived. How can you spend about a hundred thousand years chipping away at stones as tools, and wanking to venus stones and cavemen crayon drawings of bestiality on walls, and not try planting shit or forming towns until a few thousand years ago? The pathetic human race doesn't deserve to live.

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A question for gays

Hey /cuteboys/, would you rather be straight? If I could give you a pill to turn you straight would you take it? The way I see it, you'd have more available partners if your gayness could be fixed. Sure your sexual identity would change, but basing your identity around a sexuality is shallow and stupid.

On the other hand, if you're gay your partners are more likely to accept crossdressing, a liberal mind, or atheism.

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banners

What's in a banner, I wanted to put an edgy quote in here but I couldn't find anything short and to the point.
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Greentext the worst thing you've ever done.

>16, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home

The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.
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Air conditioned clothes

Holy shit Japan shows its genius again, and I want an air-conditioned jacket, as soon as China makes them more affordable than 600 dollars. Imagine being completely immune to the heat or humidity...and someday you could wear a thick and cool black leather motorcycle coat and be totally insulated from the heat. Or dress up in futuristic clothes like master chief to keep your head cool and have some protection from hoodlums too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPl7Uadc2w

You would have thought someone would have started making these things twentiy years ago?!
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anyone got a link for "viborg mappen" translated to "the viborg folder"
its this danish folder full of leaked snapchat nudes and shit

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

What the fuck has been happening over the past few months? I just visited ED for the first time in months and now it sounds like an alt-right/nazi hack site, did /pol/ seriously shit up ED with their bullshit? "Nigger", "Jew", "White", etc. are on every fucking page now, and those idiots are spreading like the disease they are. It was always about fun and realism, but now it has turned to shit.

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32ch.org)b)

https://32ch.org/b/
<50 mb
<not being spammed
<true freedom of speech
<no datamining
<not broken
<tons of text formatting
why arent you on the superior chan yet?

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Operation: Christcucks

Hello faggots, I have conceived a new idea to make hardcore Christians paranoid and scared of the world around them. So, it is evident that the majority of people listen to music on a daily basis, and there is some controversy as to what the lyrics are attempting to convey and instill within the listeners, right? Anyways, if we make a website that purposely analyzes popular songs and interprets the lyrics in such a way that it makes it seem like the song is trying to brainwash the listeners into following satan, it would scare all of them, and lulz would ensue. Here is an example:

From a popular song: The Chainsmokers - Paris

>We were staying in Paris
Paris has one of the largest secretive satanist groups or some shit
>To get away from your parents
Your Christian parents are bad and you need to be a rebellious teenager
>And I thought, "Wow
Satan offers powers that could make any human achieve greatness
>If I could take this in a shot right now
Drinking the blood of a virgin to gain power
>I don't think that we could work this out”
Someone making a deal with the devil to achieve fame
>Out on the terrace
The terrace that oversees hell
>I don't know if it's fair but I thought "How
The deal with satan is not fair and is going to end badly
>Could I let you fall by yourself
You are going to get sacrificed so we can live on
>While I'm wasted with someone else”
Too busy in a relationship with a succubus
>If we go down then we go down together
Satanists want to convert as many people as possible to go with them to hell
>They'll say you could do anything
With the power of satan, one can do anything
>They'll say that I was clever
Clever for managing to convert people to satanism
>If we go down then we go down together
Satanists want to convert as many people as possible to go with them to hell
>We'll get away with everything
Satan and his demons can do whatever they want
>Let's show them we are better
>Let's show them we are better
>Let's show them we are better
We need to show all of the god followers that hell and satan are better

Does this have potential?

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EndChan vs 8chan, and what happen?

hello
this is my first time here, welcome a newfriend
i am thinking about migrating from 8chan, since i read something on /8leaks/ , is it true that they are (data)mining us, and they are running sunshine and other tools that logs ip addresses, posts, and so on?
you have more neet software and have moar neet politics.

Please give me all the information i need, thanks.
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The true form of Big Brother

Big Brother is just another religion, e.g. God is always watching you -> Big Brother is watching you.

The purpose of a religion is to control the way one thinks, exactly like how Big Brother is about stopping all thoughtcrimes.

Science defeats religion as soon as it finds a way to make people live forever.

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Anyone remember Katherine Marion and her lifeofagreatmommy YouTube channel? She was that freaky rape survivor vegan stripper that was screwing up her son, and much lulz and faps were had about it.

Anyways, after we fucked with her and she went dark for many years, I think her "son" Kaelin has resurfaced. I stumbled across this profile on Fetlife, titled "ATangerineDream" and I think it's him.

He grew up to be a diaper wearing sissy faggot. Who would have guessed? Lol
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Anime's take on the 80's

California must have felt like this in the 80's?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aBytN5HJC5Y [Embed]

Back then no one drove normal cars: everyone drove a convertible, EZ rider motorcycle, or a JEEP/pickup, COCA-COLA product placement everywhere, all young men are stupid muscular blondes, there was widespread belief in UFOs, omniscient government conspiracy theories, and death valley was a popular tourist attraction. And everyone listened to motown.

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sense of dick in your butthole

Why do neurotypicals start an endless stream of insults and then tell you to get a sense of humor if you don't laugh at them? Specifically not actually getting angry, because that has many obvious answers, just not laughing. Here's the elementary:

>1. they're not jokes
>2. they're not situationally clever (ergo, not surprising)
>3. humor is a sense (i.e. not a skill) to find things funny

That's like a step beyond feminist humor where everybody is being told "oh you're so funny" and has inflated ideas of how funny they are, it's directly asking for that confirmation "you should get a sense of humor" = "you should know when to confirm our sense of humor when we say unfunny things". If you can imagine, I've actually laughed uncontrollably at actual jokes and slapstick. That I have a sense for, despite not having a sense of humor. A sixth sense of humor, as it appears to me. Perhaps a faith of humor, idk.

But to be clear, I'm asking honestly, what is their goal? Why is the answer specifically, out of all things, "sense of humor" is the cause of the hangup when you don't sense non-humor as humor. It is exactly counterintuitive, like saying "get a sense of distance" to person suffering vertigo.

You know who has a good sense of humor?
Robin Williams
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pleasurerex

she loves hicks:
https://www.facebook.com/charlotte.adams.353803

send her some hicks. be good at first,then.
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Swinger life

I'm thinking of joining the FetLife community so I can tie up lots of women and play around, with no figurative strings attached. What's the chance of me catching an STD?

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Animecons

Anyone going to any fun anime conventions? I've got the 4 day pass to Anime Expo. I will definitely go to Comiket someday.
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Продолжаем вскрывать заговор педофилов на гойтубе.

Продолжаем вскрывать заговор педофилов на гойтубе.

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>muslimmanga.org
>that bootstrap landing page

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Superhero flicks

I got locked out of my house so I saw Wonderwoman to kill time. (The other movie screenings were even worse.) It was okay but not great. Her powers are kind of weak, and if it weren't set in WW1 she'd seem even weaker. I also hated her naivety, the Christian motiffs ("humams are sinful and unworthy, but thanks be to God for caring about us anyway,) and the pro-feminism although thankfully it wasn't as in my face as I expected.

I will never be a fan of American superhero movies though.

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What music is it?

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Animal transformations and religion

Can anyone think of any myths in the bible that involved physical transformation into animals, or other metamorphosis?

Japanese folk religion is full of animal transformations, with foxes, tanukis, cranes turning into wives, mermaid/nymphs under the sea, and kiyohime the girl who became a water dragon. Greece was the same with women turning into spiders, men into women, women into trees, etc. Polytheistic religions are much more imaginative.

So far for the bible all I can think of is Lot's wife turning into salt, angels that disguised themselves as humans, and a bunch of talking animals (you know, 'cas talking animals are for kids and so is the bible). The shapeshifting motif seems to be entirely absent! Christian fetishes are weeeak.

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Where to Now?

I am a lost boy from Neverland
Always on the run from Captain Hook
"Run, run, lost boy," they say to me,
"Away from all of reality."

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OHAYOU

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ITT: Justin Bieber hate
Motherfucker! How I hate Justin Bieber!
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hi
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hello

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Fuck it.

Since 8ch has turned into 4chan, and nothing creative is going on there anymore, and this board is just sitting here with nothing happening, let's see what we can do with it.

ITT: Post the coolest pics you have. I'll start with this pic of Velcro magnified 94x.

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Shilling my board

>>>/endpol/ is a board where political discussion happens, but the board is lawless. That means no rules.

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Compound words let Germans say things no one else can

Console me, /b/. I'm feeling a foreboding sense of hitlertseinkeinefehlermache, and I'm beside myself on what to do about it.
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>spammer who attacked 8/b/ also attacked 8/pol/
>8/pol/ spamming broke the site
>nano???
>?????????
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little gumb men

When I was a small boy I had these little gumb men. It is real they where little men in jars. I found them in my room on my nightstand a man came and gave them to me. They where like real life action figures but flesh like. Only about 9 inches tall.I would take the little men out of the jars and they would squirm in my hand to the point I had to daze them by flicking their heads. I would make them fight each other and I made them eat my shit. I played with them so hard they died after about a week.I killed one of them by stomping on it and it splat. I made the other one eat the splat and it would start to faint because I would scream and hold it in a fisted hand until they passed out. they would squeak they squeaked if you touched them.
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Ha! 8ch/b/ got spamraided last night, by a guy posting 144 threads simultaneously, which he did repeatedly. Dysnomia asked for help cleaning it up and made a bunch of users vols and gave them mod.php access...including the spammer himself. I have no idea what that idiot was thinking, just handing out credentials to anyone.
Anyway, they are all fucked up now, and so I am showing up here to see who else end up here.
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tirst

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TTTTTTT
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Draw Thread

8chan is down, and I have nothing to do. Post your requests here, and I will do my best to draw them. (I can do lewd, but I can't guarantee quality.) Other drawfags/non-drawfags are free to join in.

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Sneezing

I have stopped saying "bless you" when someone sneezes. It may seem petty, but I also think it's weird. We don't have a saying for coughs, farts, or any other bodily function. Why single out sneezing?

For a time I would say "excuse me", when I sneezed, but that got awkward sometimes, so I just stopped saying anything.

If I sneeze and someone says "bless you", half of the tube I say nothing though I shoveled say "thanks" just to acknowledge that I heard them say it, but don't really feel I should thank them for blessing me. I don't need them to ward off the viral spirits that cause colds with words.

Wish they would leave me alone. It feels like they expect me to respond to their automatic conditioning.
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lifelong travelers

Has anyone else taken the time to just wander aimlessly around the world like Kino did? Sometimes I want to buy a motorcycle and do something similar, though I feel like I'm getting too old.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/6168323/Keiichi-Iwasaki-travels-over-29000-miles-on-his-bicycle.html
This guy biked from Europe to Asia on a bike for 10 years, and is my hero.

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Sup /b/, someone know's the name of this song?

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Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

>>>/atheism/

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Learn Japanese thread

Starting with some old content.

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Arts and crafts

I want to get into crafts so I can impress girls with romantic handmade gifts and get more pussy. Should I learn knitting, plus making, Chines knitting, jewelry making, or maybe Origami?

I just found out about Chinese knotting. If it were Japanese instead of Chinese I would like it more.

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Legal weapons

Think I can get a tessen (iron fan) and walk around Japan with it? I know there are restrictions on carrying knives there, but if a Yakuza attacked maybe I could deflect the blow and pummel him with ome of these iron rods. The best part is no one would know I was carrying a hunk of dense metal instead of a harmless fan.
https://youtu.be/tus7kIOr5NI

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Dreams

I once had this dream where I was on the deep web and I ordered this package that was super expensive but allowed me to take drugs on a plane because nobody checks for drugs on first class. Death was there but he didn't do anything. He was hooded but he wasn't a skeleton I think. I took the drugs and not much happened and I vomited.

Another one was where there was this anime dude on a roof top. There was like this black hole explosion he was kinda sucked into and then he became a woman and he said "Timeline" and then was super obsessed with this ring and it was all in this weird montage.

The final one Imma talk about is like I was in school but everything is kinda blue and the lockers are kinda everywhere and it had a super weird structure. Anyway, my English teacher at the time was talking to me and then there was a jump cut and she was half-naked and then me and my friend were walking along a weird (maybe diagonal) corridor and then he teased me about me screwing my teacher being a fetish. Also, there was this chubby Asian girl lying on the floor who wanted doctor pepper. I'm kind of attracted to Asians and fat people.

Does anybody have any ideas as to what these wack dreams mean?

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Hindi

I don't live near India or plan to move there. Is there any use for Hindi? Good media, easy pussy, cool stuff to see on a vacation? I do find Indians fun to talk to, they're always upbeat and telling jokes.

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http://32ch.org/b/

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what did he mean by this?

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use this info

P4, pierrehorace
Pierre Edward Horace
November 14, 1994
pierrehorace@yahoo.com
Elizabeth
07201
New Jersey
United States
Windows
1011 E Jersey Street APT 3B
908-937-2887
908-764-2781

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8chan raid tiem

we raid /b/ by posting retarded /pol/ tier comments

>>image of black person with white person
>blacks congregating with whites?
>degeneracy
>sage

>>nude image of women who looks early 20's
>under 23?
>pedo reported
>sage

don't always go over the top. we want lots of subtle comments shitting up every thread
also be sure to post second pic related whenever it's remotely plausible that a comment is reddit tier

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Are there any good datamining threads I can participate in on here?

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How would you react if as a bus boy you had someone trying to take the food you were trying to clean up?

https://youtu.be/eEEixwMeutA

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bad endings

favorite bad endings? I think real life and cave story.

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8chan /b/ is now banning people like crazy for no reason

I've never really seen /b/ banning people until now (unless they were spamming the shit out of the boards or something) but recently I was given an extremely long ban with an excuse given by the mod similar to how when mods have no reason and just write in something stupid like "spam" to just have an excuse. the quality of 8chan /b/ has been horrible (a vast understatement) for a while now presumably due to shills fishing for info and goons from other places posing as /b/ users but only posting low quality threads until the whole board is worthless.

anyone else who reads this should know that this is the state of that board right now.

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Korea pays most on porn per capita

Average Korean pays more on porn than anyone else. (As of 2006 it was $527 per person.) http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2011/02/117_80964.html

Korean porn:
https://youtu.be/jSWfwPwY3S0

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Are you sad to learn that dinosaurs have gay little feathers all over them? Don't be. It just means the dinosaurs you know are actually fucking rad mummy skeleton dinosaurs.

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>locked threads on the overboard front page

okay, now if not earlier it is the time to delete /pol/

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Help

I need help finding the link for "ViolentDesires"

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Homeschooled for life, ask a girl a question

I know a girl who was homesschooled K-12 by conservative Christians in the countryside, and who then went to a Catholic university, and now teaches literature at a private Christian school. In other words she never got away from the crazies. Her parents did not let them use the internet or watch much TV, or play non-Christian games or read Harry Potter or Pokemon (because of dark symbolism.) Star Wars was fine as long as she only played the good side of the force. Her stay-at-home mom taught her every subject with only a Bachelors in sports/recreation (obtained from a private Christian university), and she taught her evolution to explain species differation is false, God must have put the sun at the center of the universe with an unusually good view through the dust clouds to the edge of the universe, carbon dating isn't proven, global warming is a hoax, and if you can't see air pollution then it doesn't exist. She has only visited two countries, and thinks most asians still live in tents.

This girl holds outdated prejudices, and is socially awkward, but it's understandable when you know her background. She is why I do not support Homeschooling, and think government needs to forcibly remove kids from the child abuse of all-pervasive indoctrination that ignorant fundies want to enforce on their children. She's so wrong that if you want a good moral or scientific compass, just ask her a question and then do your best not to think how she does. (Not that she thinks much.) When I ask her a question she can't answer, she tells me she's right because her information comes from her mom who is really smart and who is a biblical scholar- she's grown woman with the brain of a child who still appeals to her mom as an authority.

What kind of surprised me then is that she is a feminist and believes in expanding trigger warnings and censorship of "hurtful speech." She's not at all physically attractive or charismatic, but she told me she doesn't ever want to be objectified by men.not that she knows how to dress well, but she doesn't want to be has gawked at, and she complains about how much sexual imagery exists in Disney films and avoids watching anything films rated above PG. I can only picture her becoming a frigid bitch and dying a virgin unless she forms a nearly sexless marriage with another weirdo at ChristianDating.com. So if she came to hold these "progressive views" while living in an isolated life in non-stop brainwashing, then those things and feminism are probably wrong.

I'm meeting her again soon. Is there anything you want me to ask her for giggles?

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this fucking kike binary edition

Rolled 6 = 6 (1d6)

shekel steal
i really need to stop doing this lol

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Cosplay

Who would be a good male that would be easy to cosplay as? Right now I'm leaning towards becoming Okabe and advertising Dr. Pepper. (The guy in the lab coat from this clip):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFGy6bc7zE

Trouble is I'm kind of burned out of Steins;Gate because it's old.

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These scumbags treat a pure bread husky dog pinned under a car like a fuckin chick flick movie in cheap ass theater
https://youtu.be/q1rGmeyIg-8

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Should children be allowed to consent to sex reassignment surgery?

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It turns out Castor Beans are as toxic as I once thought.I still would not make a habit of eating them.

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I want love. Love me.

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I thought I would have more to say.

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>Endchan
>has existed for 9+ months but even the highest boards never got a PPH more than 5 and completely dead

>Librechan
>new imageboard that respects users' freedom
>Jim's goons try to stop the migration by shitposting "hurr durr it a pedochan"
>100s of anons migrate from pigchan to libre
>/jp/ is the top board, with more than 1000 PPH
>massive PPH even bigger than the top boards of 8chan
>Japanese Community much bigger than the pedos of libre

ENDCUCKS BTFO
ENDSHIT WILL ALWAYS BE A DEAD IMAGEBOARD, LYNXCHAN SOFTWARE IS SHIT

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dysnomias house if anyone is interested

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Are there memes on tor?

Are there memes on tor?
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Death poems of /b/

So apparently there used to be a japanese tradition of writing a short poem as you were dying, which I find makes me feel almost unbearably...something. Anyway I was wondering if anyone would like to try their hand at it (as if you knew you were dying soon)? Here's a famous one as example

Falling ill on a journey
my dreams go wandering
over withered fields

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Ask a pedo thread? ask a pedo thread
>inb4 kys

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fuck me. 8ch is even more unbearable of late.

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Fireflies

Has anyone seen a ton of these things in real life? There was a visual novel where a girl went to a river swung a magical sword that caused a breeze, and kicked up about ten thousand of them. I think the pictures I've seen are fake.

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My sad story: when I was Gang raped in the park

So Tte other day I wa physically sexually harassed. I was playing on my guitar in a park and two darkie kids who were manspreading a distance behind me who had no appreciation for fine music started throwing nuts at the table around me when I wasn't facing them as a prank. Then one of the nuts collided with my back and I realized it was just a symbol of male dominance and I was looking at black rapists. And do you know how scary it is to be alone with real coloured rapists?

It was a real triggering for me. I had just been quasi-mentally sexually gang-raped. Never before as a cishet have I felt the shame of being threatened and victimized with violence by the androcratic order of budding rapers. I had never b4 been forced to touch another man's nuts in all my years of practicing "G-D Knows" with falsetto voice (for authenticity only as I am not gay.) But now I know firsthand the struggles of the womyn and transbians. My world had shifted. As I walked out of the park nothing happened at all, but I will never forget what happened on that day.
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"I am a survivor"

What the fuck do people mean when they say this? Everyone you have ever met by definition is a survivor, otherwise they would be dead. How is this anything to brag about and not just a hollow platitude?

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