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We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email

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webm thread?

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>want to give anime a try
>pick FLCL based on some chart hoping for explosions and crazy fights, shit like that
>the fun stuff is a quarter of the time, but when it is, it's good
>what I really wanted was not to fast forward so much

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is anyone even here?

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RAIDing upcoming

https://discord.gg/hSQuB

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Sup /b/, there's a pornstar's kik that I found.

Her kik is aleksapal

Her porn name was Nicole Ray

Have fun

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Join the Christmas group-chat, /b/. We are gonna flame some niggers & SJWs. Be sure to bump this thread, we already have 60 people there. See you later!
>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100014477290759&tsid=0.8272735558482054&source=typeahead
>Https://m.me/g/AbZODPK-s15FgxNB (chat link)

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How do I know for sure that my sister wants to fuck me?

I've been wanting to fuck her for awhile and I'm almost 100% sure she wants the same but not completely sure. I might be taking normal things as signs that she wants to fuck me and I could be misunderstanding. I'll give examples of stuff she's done

One time I was in my room studying Latin (yes, Latin) while my parents were gone and she asked me if I wanted to come into the kitchen to do my Latin, and she was wearing a bit more of a revealing shirt than she usually does which really outlined her tits. Not realizing what she couldve been doing, I said no because I wanted to play Halo and when I said no she sounded really disappointed .

She has made multiple possible sexual references when she talked to me but were very subtle such as when I say "I'm hungry" and for seemingly no reason she says something like "Really now?"

The other day while my parents were gone I was in the living room waiting while suddenly for no reason at all she just stops studying to watch a mechanical little Christmas play we have on our buffet which she never watches. She rested her head and her really nice ass was pointed out and she was moving kinda lewdly. Not sure what to do I kept eating (Btw, she never, ever randomly stops studying and when she does she never just watches random stuff). Suddenly my parents came home and once she heard the door and stood up straight as if she was only watching the play.

I posted about part of this on 8chin a few months ago but like a cuck I did nothing. If I am 100000% sure she wants to fuck me I will act on it and I could possibly be having "hot incestious sex tonight" and many other nights ahead of me. What do you guys think?

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Gaaaysss what imageboards you usually visit aside from this place??

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#OpAnimalCruelty

Hello

We are Anonymous.

And some of us are currently designing, organizing and starting a new Worldwide Operation.
The Operation is:
________

---#OP ANIMAL CRUELTY---
________



_______________


The Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses are now know to be the greatest agents of environmental destruction in the world.

These Industries and Businesses are responsible for: The biggest contribution to green-house-gas emissions, being therefore the leading cause of global warming;
The largest contribution to Deforestation, Destruction of Rain Forests and other Natural Habitats; Industrial Over-Fishing and the origin of
Ocean Dead-Zones; Incalculable Pollution of Rivers, Oceans and Soils by the use of Agro-Chemicals and animal waste; Total Disregard for Animal Welfare,
abusive and poorly-regulated Treatment, Incarceration, and Slaughter of billions of Animals, Dissemination of propaganda in favor of the consumption of
animal food products known to be causes of major health disorders like: Cancer, Hearth Attacks, Obesity and Diabetes just to name a few, even in places
like schools and hospitals; Financing and contributing to the widespread use of Disease-Causing Fertilizers and Pesticides for food crops, and Growth
Hormones, Antibiotics and other drugs for farm animals; Vicious legal and illegal attacks against Activists/Citizens who expressed their opinions against
the Industry or recorded footage of their practices.

We deeply believe that such Destructive Industries and Businesses, SHOULD NOT and WILL NOT remain unpunished after all these violations have been committed.
Governments and other representatives have, for a long time been compliant and passive before these powerful Industries, while they turned their blind eye
to the Animal Farming's unethical actions.

So, WE, the People, WILL MAKE SURE OUR VOICE IS HEARD in this matter. We will raise awareness, and make sure that EVERYONE is well informed about the
reality of the practices done by the Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries.
And we will Protest, we will Express ourselves, we will Demonstrate and we Will make a Change.
We want these entities to take responsibility for their Crimes against Nature and against Humanity.
We want to face Corporations and Governments and say THAT'S ENOUGH. YOUR ACTIONS HAVE GONE TOO FAR AND GO AGAINST WHAT WE BELIEVE TO BE THE MORALLY AND ETHICALLY CORRECT.
The amount of pain, suffering and destruction caused by these Irresponsible Businesses must end.
WE WILL NOT REMAIN PASSIVE.

So, This is an invitation.

An invitation for you to Join #OperationAnimalCruelty.

________

The Operation's Objectives are the following:
-Attack the Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses by making the efforts necessary to mine their supports and reduce their profits to the minimum,
and in this way, force them to put their inhumane, unethical activities to a stop.
-Expose the everyday practices of animal cruelty carried out by Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses, to the maximum number of people, through
direct actions: Raids/Protests/Demonstration/Performances/Letters to representatives and Online through sharing of Video Footage/Documentaries/Articles/Studies/Webpages/
/Signature Collections/Fund Raising/E-mailing and Writing Complaints and Reports, to official entities and representatives.
-Educate all generations on the consequences of supporting financially the Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and inform everyone about:
- The dangers of meat, dairy and other animal products consumption for Public and Individual Health. Now known to be related to most of the more common health disorders
of today: Diabetes, Hearth attacks, High Cholesterol, Digestive problems like Chron's Disease, Colon and Prostate cancer, Overweight issues, and other life-threatening disorders).
More info on health issues causes by animal products can be found here: http://www.pcrm.org/health/cancer-resources/diet-cancer/facts/meat-consumption-and-cancer-risk ;
here https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/press-releases/red-meat-consumption-linked-to-increased-risk-of-total-cardiovascular-and-cancer-mortality/ ;
here http://www.cancer.org/cancer/news/world-health-organization-says-processed-meat-causes-cancer and here http://www.sikhnet.com/news/effects-humans-eating-meat.
- The consequences of Industrial Worldwide Animal Farming and Exploitation over our Environment (Including: Destruction of natural habitats and ancient forests,
endangerment of wild species, desertification, global warming and releasing of methane emissions, incalculable pollution of waters and soils,
and millions of people starving because of the Industry's ineficiency and the poor distribution and waste of huge amounts of cereals, land, water and other resources.
Information on the consequences of sustaining a Animal Farming Industry can be found here:
https://www.jhsph.edu/research/centers-and-institutes/johns-hopkins-center-for-a-livable-future/projects/meatless_monday/resources/meat_consumption.html ,
here https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jul/21/giving-up-beef-reduce-carbon-footprint-more-than-cars ,
here http://www.peta.org/about-peta/faq/how-does-eating-meat-harm-the-environment/ and here http://listverse.com/2015/11/25/10-negative-effects-the-meat-industry-has-on-the-world/ .
-Open discussions about the Ethics and Moral Grounds of Animal Experimentation by the Cosmetic and Pharmaceutical Industries.
-Open discussions about the Ethics and Moral grounds of Eating,Enslaving and Slaughtering Animals in exchange of meat, dairy, eggs, and fish meat and other by-products.
-Increase Awareness within the world's consumer population about the ethical, environmental and health issues causes by the Modern Animal Farming Industry and Businesses
and incentivize people to stop buying unethically sourced products, and to stop contributing financially to irresponsible Industries and Businesses.
-Increase Political Pressure for lawmakers, representatives and producers worldwide to change their passive postures about this matter and take direct action towards the protection of
the Abused Animals, the Environment, and the Public Health.
-Incentivize Justice Systems to hold the people responsible for these animal's rights and environmental violations accountable for their actions.
-Promote the message and/or Protest/Demonstrate always in a non-violent way, respecting the dignity of every living being involved,
and also the laws and regulations of the country/state in which the activities are being undertaken.


The Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industry has also been known to actively fight against Freedom of Speech, and Freedoms of the Press,
whenever it comes to matters where their own profits and their businesses' sustainability are at risk.
The Industry's vicious legal attacks have been observed and well documented in various events such as:
-When Oprah tried to raise awareness about the health issues on eating beef and burguers, in the context of Mad Cow disease,
she was attacked fiercely by the Industries' armies of lawyers, having had to spend thousands of dollars to defend herself in court of law, and
to defend her right to express her concern freely.
More info on the Oprah case can be found here: http://www.kcbd.com/story/789750/whatever-happened-to-the-man-who-sued-oprah , here
http://www.nytimes.com/1998/02/27/us/turf-was-cattlemen-s-but-jury-was-winfrey-s.html?_r=0 and here http://www.independent.co.uk/news/oprah-triumphs-over-the-texas-cattle-ranchers-1147137.html
-The arrest of journalists and citizens and the lobbying for the passing of laws in favor of the proibition of the recording and/or releasing of video footage and photos of
the inside of the Industry's Farms and Slaughterhouses, in order to prevent the general consumer public from knowing the truth about where do their
meat and dairy products really come from, and how the animals involved are treated throughout their lives and during their slaughter.
Articles about laws which restrict the Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Press when it comes in conflict with the Animal Farming and Exploitation
Industries and Businesses' interests can be found here: https://www.thenation.com/article/charged-crime-filming-slaughterhouse/ and here:
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/03/the-ag-gag-laws-hiding-factory-farm-abuses-from-public-scrutiny/254674/
-The Meat, Dairy and Eggs Industry and Businesses' advertisement/propaganda has been many times misleading, hiding critical information about how the Farmed Animals
are treated and what conditions they were provided or about what are the real health dangers of consuming such products on a regular
basis. On the contrary, Farming Industries and Businesses representatives and salesmen are now known for spreading false
information about how bad it is for our health to consume products like milk and beef regularly, and even lobbying and
pressuring doctors to recommend these now disease-causing food products to their patients or more medication to treat the illnesses they cause.
The people in charge of the Meat, Dairy and Fishing Industries are obviously trying to prevent people from learning about the dangers of consuming/buying
animal products to and from learning about different, healthier, and more responsable dietary and lifestyle choices by economically manipulating lawmakers and the media.


It is possible to find More Information about the Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation's practices and the stories of the Activism against it,
Which has been researched, documented and presented in:
-Documentaries, like:
About the Meat/Dairy Industry:
- (Lecture) The Best Speech you will Ever Hear, by Gary Yourofsky (find it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es6U00LMmC4)
-Cowspiracy (available on Netflix and here http://putlocker.is/watch-cowspiracy-the-sustainability-secret-online-free-putlocker.html and here http://documentary-movie.com/cowspiracy-the-sustainability-secret/)
-Earthlings (available here http://documentary-movie.com/earthlings/)
-Forks over Knives (available on Netflix and http://cosmosdocumentaries3.blogspot.pt/2013/07/forks-over-knives-documentary-film.html)
-Lucent (available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KArL5YjaL5U and http://www.aussiepigs.com/lucent)
-Speciesism: The Movie (available here http://putlocker.is/watch-speciesism-the-movie-online-free-putlocker.html)
-Food, Inc (available here http://documentary-movie.com/food-inc/)

About Health, Responsible Choices and Plant-Based Diets:
-Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead (available on Netflix and here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o0pSnp0Xs8)
-Simply Raw (available here http://www.documentarygeek.org/simply-raw-reversing-diabetes-30-days/)
-Vegucated (available here http://putlocker.is/watch-vegucated-online-free-putlocker.html)

About (Cyber)Activism:
-The Internet's Own Boy: The story of Aaron Swartz (available on Netflix and here http://putlocker.is/watch-the-internets-own-boy-the-story-of-aaron-swartz-online-free-putlocker.html)
-We are Legion (available on Netflix and here http://putlocker.is/watch-we-are-legion-the-story-of-the-hacktivists-online-free-putlocker.html)
-How to Change the World (available here http://putlocker.is/watch-how-to-change-the-world-online-free-putlocker.html)

-(E)Books, such as:
-The Animals Activist's Handbook, by Matt Ball and Bruce Friedrich (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1590561201/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1590561201&linkCode=as2&tag=onegrepla-20)
-Animal Impact: Secrets Proven to Achieve Results and Move the World, by Carin Ginsberg (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0984766073/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0984766073&linkCode=as2&tag=onegrepla-20)
-How Not to Die, by Michael Greger (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25663961-how-not-to-die)
-Animals like Us, by Mark Rowlands (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/186472.Animals_Like_Us)
-Main Street Vegan (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13262935-main-street-vegan)


-Other Activist Groups' Blogs/Webpages, like:
-Anonymous for the Voiceless - Facebook Page here: https://www.facebook.com/anonymousforthevoiceless/
-Mercy for Animals - http://www.mercyforanimals.org/
-Compassion in World Farming - https://www.ciwf.org.uk/factory-farming/
-PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals - http://www.peta.org/
-Animal Rights UK - http://animalrightsuk.org/
-The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation - http://leonardodicaprio.org/about/
-More Activist Groups can be found here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animal_rights_groups


Below, you are able to find a list of The Major Meat Processors in the World,
The Corporations which hold the BIGGEST ACCOUNTABILITY for these DESTRUCTIVE practices:
-JBS S.A. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JBS_S.A.
-Tyson Foods - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Foods
-Cargill, Inc. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargill
-Smithfield Foods - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithfield_Foods
More info on the World's top Meat Producers here:
-http://ec.europa.eu/dgs/health_food-safety/information_sources/docs/ahw/pres_24102012_opening_4_richard_brown_en.pdf (2012)
-https://www.hcn.org/issues/43.5/cattlemen-struggle-against-giant-meatpackers-and-economic-squeezes/the-big-four-meatpackers-1 (2011)


_____


Taking all these facts and information in consideration,
We came to the conclusion that THE PRACTICES MADE BY THE MODERN ANIMAL FARMING INDUSTRY AND BUSINESSES ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
THEY ARE UNETHICAL, IRRESPONSIBLE AND DESTRUCTIVE BOTH FOR HUMANITY AND FOR THE REST OF THE PLANET.
And we are doing our best to put an end to all of these actions.

So, at that moment in our history, we had 2 choices:
-To remain passive, and support what is happening,
-Or to Take Action, and Change it.

And we have decided that we want Change.
We want to take Action, today.
We want to be on the right side of history.

And we invite you to do it as well.

We believe that,
after being fully informed about the degree and number of ethical, environmental, economical and public health violations being done by
the Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses,
Many Anonymous Activists might be interested in giving a helping hand in this matter.
That is why we are here.

We have compiled a list of Suggestions directed to everyone that is interested in joining forces to execute #OPAnimalCruelty:
-Join the #OPAnimalCruelty Discussion Group in the AnonBoards forum/thread.
-Remain Anonymous as best as you can, as the Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses has been known to target and harass, in some cases murder, activists that express themselves against their practices. Get informed on how to protest anonymously, both online and offline. Read, think, ask questions before you act.
-Check out the work of Activist Group 'Anonymous for the Voiceless', an exemplar and efficent Anti-Speciecism Activist Group, as they are currently distributing a Manual for new activist groups to start their own Demonstrations on the streets, city centers and other public places, with the objectives of: exposing the daily practices of animal cruelty to the public done by the Businesses they support; incentivize citizens to start taking direct action; and sharing information on ways to do so. 'Anonymous for the Voiceless's Facebook page can be found here:
https://www.facebook.com/anonymousforthevoiceless/. And Videos of their demonstrations can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfCcPpVas8. If you are interested in the Manual for new activist groups to join efforts with them, contact them and show your interest in participating. Please do not make use of the name 'Anonymous for the Voiceless' without their authorization and without acce

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My goal is to become exactly like Ron Swanson. How do I accomplish this?

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Save this picture!

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oathbreaker dump

Here you can find every oathbreakers

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May I have some oats, brother.
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Jayne Herring: false rape accuser, abusing child support system

Jayne Herring: abusing child support system, cheating on her rich husband, lying about being raped and abused by her family, etc. Had second daughterFeb 19th. Father unknown, rich husband thinks it's his.

Endometriosis, two miscarriages. Selling Laguna Beach house to move back to Dallas and take older daughter away from her father.

Full story: http://leekyforums.com/thread/4364951/miscellaneous/repost-with-archive-link-feminist-from-hell.html

Jayne Herring dox:

Jayne Herring, Jayne Chobot Herring, Jayne Marie Herring

FOR SALE
420 Osgood Court
Laguna Beach, CA 92651

(917) 757-9075

JayneHerring@icloud.com

Husband: Myron "Gar" Herring

Birthdate: July 7th, 1979
Laguna Beach Neighborhood: Woods Cove
Mother's maiden name: Negley
Hometown (birthplace?): Reading, PA
College: Millersville University for theatre, no degree
Twitter: http://twitter.com/JaynieMarie
Instagram: http://instagram.com/seejaynego
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/JaynieMarie7
http://www.facebook.com/SeeJayneEvents
LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/jayneherring
About Me: http://about.me/Jayne
Google Plus: http://plus.google.com/+JayneChobotHerring

Brother's Obituary: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/readingeagle/obituary.aspx?pid=166293691

Recording of Jayne Herring's voice, begins 14:13 (podcast about miscarriage): http://www.ashleyberges.com/radioshow/the-truth-about-miscarriage/

Jayne Herring on OC Mom Network: http://ocmomnetwork.com/members/JayneHerring

Jayne Herring blog: http://moveableappetency.blogspot.com

Gar Herring on Bisnow: https://www.bisnow.com/tags/gar-herring

Gar Herring Facebook post about baby: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1073762642645577&set=a.130921376929713.17008.100000355536329&type=3

Video of Jayne Herring and Gar Herring's home https://www.facebook.com/JaynieMarie7/videos/10156797326355433/

Old emails:
jaynechobot@gmail.com
dagnyny4@hotmail.com

MGHerring Group on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MGHerringGroup
MGHerring Group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheMGHGroup

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/b/, ever since I was about 12 or 13 years old, I have masturbated to BDSM on both ends, incest, public, trap/shemale rape(real rape, not fake pornhub stuff), peeing, beastiality and gangbang porn. In hentai, I masturbate to beastiality, monsterxhuman, futa, incest, guro, dolphinxhuman, robot, loli, shota and some more that I probably forget. I have masturbated to pics of my eldest sister, fantasies of my eldest sister and have dressed up in my youngest sister and mothers clothes/dirty underwear. Sometimes I even tie my balls from my body, tie my actual balls apart so they swell up, force myself into a few sizes too small jeans, then zipper them up and force myself to watch porn for hours on end without touching my dick, not even to scratch an itch. I would go a bit more into detail, but I have a feeling that the party van might be watching me.

How do I stop? Also, what are your guys fetishes?

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OP Trigger The Bitch

I think we are all getting sick of Laci Green's shit. She has been stealing money from people now, it's time for us to rise up and fuck that bitch up real good.

>Goals:

>Destroy Her Partnership with Fullscreen
>Find who her advertisers are and email them in mass to make her lose money
>Burn down her support networks and expose her for the thief she is.

Laci has lost so much support on her channels she works for that she can't make enough money. So she opts to steal money from any channel that talks about her. When they try to defend themselves she denies the appeals and threatens strikes if they don't hand over her money. Are we gonna let this feminazi mafia bitch take away our right to talk shit and get lulz from making fun of her?!

She is the biggest lolcow on the internet. We gotta get this bitch triggered.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gnNCv3kEFOc [Embed]
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anyone have these?

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I was playing League of Legends and SHE KILLED ME IN MIDAIR, WTF HOW DUDE? I DODGED HER ROCKET BY USING THE PLANT TO JUMP AWAY.

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i'm phi AMA

sup, i'm phi, a depressed drawfag, AMA

(if you want to
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End times? Bit scared honestly

So been watching the news lately and it legitimately looks like we have a prelude to WW1 situation going on.

fractured states across the board, EU is going to shit, putin is making mad power-plays, israel is pro-trump and just threatened to declare war on fucking new zealand of all places, US is getting fucked because Trump looks like Putin's puppet and even if he wasnt the houses of parliament are so divided good luck getting legislation passed.

Kind of worried and a bit scared, don't want to spend the next 5-10 years in a world war. Any thoughts?

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Happy new current year faggots

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What is the best color /b/?

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Endchan Xmas party

Doing a party"stream" (playlist full of Christmas shit) on CyTube to celebrate Christmas and the site's first full year this Sunday. The 8chan boards that don't hate us (/tg/, /monster/, MAYBE /vr/) will be invited. After we get bored with the stream I may set up a Zandronum/Doom server or nominate an existing Christmas server for us to shit on.

WHERE: https://cytu.be/r/Endchan
WHEN: December 25, 21:00 UTC (4PM EST, 1PM PST, 06:00 Japan Time)

Current video ideas:
>Saturday morning Christmas specials (Animaniacs, He-Man, Super Mario, etc)
>Christmas/holiday specials (How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Charlie Brown Christmas, Rugrats Jewmas special, Rudolph/Frosty/Kringle)
>Fanta Claus Kwanzaa Specials (check the recruitment thread for the webbums)
>Jingle All The Way (ITS TURBO TIEM)
>How The Gainax Ruined Christmas (Panty Stocking final episode)

Feel free to suggest anything you want to see.

Pic related, it's the 8chaim invite

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Are you sad to learn that dinosaurs have gay little feathers all over them? Don't be. It just means the dinosaurs you know are actually fucking rad mummy skeleton dinosaurs.

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Kids Systematically Indoctrinated to Jerk Off

Be me, raised on USA 1990's public TV with no father figure for guidance.

Surely I'm not the only one who recognizes he was systematically taught to jerk off to computer screens in order to damage your sex glands. Why?

Because ejaculation is the ultimate medicine which gives happiness to boring adult slave life.

But you wasted the medicine for a couple cheap thrills, unknowing pissing away life's greatest pleasure rewards system. Because they tricked a young little kid?

What is the blow back for this? It must come sometime.
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I'll take two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Star Wars Marathon !

Filthycasuals.tv

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Cancer

If you could remove one type of cancer that is shitting up the internet, which one would it be and why?

I would remove all softies, they're all the same cancerous little 14 year olds who have drawn cutesy avatars, flock towards shit such as Game Grumps, Steven Universe, storytelling animation channels and Stephen Colbert's Trump videos.

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ITT Best Animals

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anal/ass fap thread of your sister/moms/gf

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THE END

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Don't think I don't see you,

























JEW

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EVERYONE DIES

EVEN K2

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I'm a pathetic faggot

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Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

>>>/atheism/

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I'm using Internets

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How can I fast, cheap and painless die / commit suicide / end living?
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KANGZ

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What if Pinhead bumped his head?

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Please vote for Mike 'Electrocution is my final solution' Pence in this LGBT person of the year poll

The voting options are on the bottom of the article

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/12/vote-now-lgbtqnations-person-year/

Let's make the world great again

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Why did normies start unironically posting boxxy treads whenever it became a trend?

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hey endchan. I just thought of a cataclysm of pure butthurt over the internet with just a click of a button. It's dastardly.

>Get ear rape video
>package all that shit up and use it as a youtube bomb
>send to someone
>they either "rip headfone usrs" or wake up to the household
>did i mention do it in the dead of night?
>just a prank bro

Enjoy casuls

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dice

Rolled 91, 2, 1, 11, 1, 15, 83, 19, 88, 93, 97, 1, 57, 96, 43, 14, 13, 14, 92, 28, 80, 23, 17, 74, 87, 46, 66, 48, 11, 88, 52, 51, 91, 70, 57, 13, 70, 44, 46, 27, 39, 65, 80, 73, 35, 81, 89, 24, 100, 15, 43, 3, 42, 75, 32, 5, 61, 51, 14, 33, 13, 44, 68, 18, 64, 59, 94, 38, 37, 92, 53, 44, 31, 72, 29, 42, 69, 79, 40, 22, 11, 12, 73, 18, 3, 83, 50, 35, 18, 8, 63, 16, 48, 88, 65, 19, 36, 24, 63, 8 + 100 = 4729 (100d100+100)

roll your post number before it becomes impossible

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卐 卐卐卐
卐 卐
卐卐卐卐卐
卐 卐
卐卐卐 卐

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Nextchan down again? Why can't that faggot keep his site up for more than a month

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Boxxy Thread

Lets have a Boxxy Thread /b/ all hail the queen forever.
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Drugs

You guys use any drugs? I don't take any prescriptions but I smoke cigarettes and weed pretty much all day everyday. Used to mess around with hallucinogens and still would if I had the time to indulge myself but I really don't ever have any 48 hour stretches anymore with which to unplug.

Anyone take a lot of prescription shit either legally or not? Does that suck?

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SOUTHLAND TALES IS A MASTERPIECE

All people who disliked Southland Tales and gave it bad reviews are nigger jews who are rubbing their shekels over fat whores. Anybody who doesn't enjoy this MASTERPIECE should be gassed.

Justin Timberlake gave the performance of a lifetime as pilot Abilene. The fluid karma trip scene was the emotional crux of the film.

The film diagnosed problems with the left and the right. It had brilliant satirical motifs and a gripping plot.

The fact that this film bombed and got bad reception is proof of the Jew Conspiracy. Roger Ebert is a Jew. Cannes cut worse than the brown bunny? Eat my dick, Kubrick-hater.
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Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOME Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME
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> how 2 bcome nun?

Maybe ask the Pope that's on the bench, he seems to like women more than the reigning one. One dethroned the other.

Maybe just get the costume and start acting like it, but don't fuck up. Watch the old Sally Fields TV show, she's a damn good nun.
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Stream

gois check out my stream, its for charity
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Lets bully a shill

/pol/ here,the leftists have decided to create a "New Ann Frank" in order to stir up support for starting a war with Russia and their allies. The person running this account is based out of Cali and was retarded enough to leave their DM open. Anyone up for fucking with this shill?
Links
https://archive.is/i5uEO
https://twitter.com/AlabedBana

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random

new here in endchan

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random

just testing

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Are there any chans that are like 102% dead?

Like I'm talking about ib that have literally 0pph 24/7. Do they exist? Pls give examples

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Jurassic Park actor, Cameron Thor, arrested for rape and kidnapping of 13 year old girl.

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Amuse me fgts

Alright, some shitlord on 8chan told me to visit this place.

Show me what you got.

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Clown sightings

I was investigating these clown sightings happening in the USA and figured out that it must be some chan users, so I looked for an evidence and now I finally found it.

It seems users of masterchan are behind it. They have a secret board for that purpose.

If you go to
https://masterchan.org/sekrit/
it will show you a 404 page, but don't get fooled, it's a FAKE 404 page. If you take a look at source code of that page then at the very end of it you'll find a something like <p style="visibility:hidden;font-size:0px;display:none;">d40eee8f74</p>

And if you take this string of letters and numbers at the end of it (in this case d40eee8f74) and use it as a board name, you'll find so called /sekrit/ board.

This code changes like every 24 hours or so, which means you'll have to get a new code from the source code after that period of time.

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Interesting pictures

Dumping my collection of interesting pictures

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linkin park was always edgy dragon ball z weaboshit

>official anime music video
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM [Embed]
>With Hahn's direction, the video was animated by Kazuto Nakazawa of Tokyo's Production I.G.
>Nakazawa, says Hahn, drew most of the frames for "Breaking the Habit" himself.
>self-describe as "edgy" and "dark"
>http://articles.latimes.com/2004/may/16/entertainment/ca-popeye16

>band member is japanese-american
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Shinoda

>official shit tier 3dpd anime/gaylo style music video
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=GgxcvmkPD-I [Embed]

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ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ fap is hard
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Testing if I can post with muh proxy.

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Shouldn't you be allowed to insult moderators? They often have a Napoleanic ego, and if you criticise or flame them over PM when you think they overstep their boundaries or are projecting to unheard illogical depths, they ban you. I don't see why humbling moderators and telling them to fuck off, publicly or privately, isn't accepted and enshrined standard of internet culture.

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Endchan Gondola?

Does anyone have the Gondola someone made for the exodus to endchan? I remember a mega thread about endchan meme's when it first started but I lost my file.

Thanks baeb

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ITT: "Villains" who did nothing wrong

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Is Filthy Frank a channer? If so, what chan does he use?

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this fucking kike binary edition

Rolled 6 = 6 (1d6)

shekel steal
i really need to stop doing this lol

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I'm sorry

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i claim this get for /inth/
spee mods BTFO

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This is what happens when a nigger gets elected president

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bezzingal

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>Endchan
>has existed for 9+ months but even the highest boards never got a PPH more than 5 and completely dead

>Librechan
>new imageboard that respects users' freedom
>Jim's goons try to stop the migration by shitposting "hurr durr it a pedochan"
>100s of anons migrate from pigchan to libre
>/jp/ is the top board, with more than 1000 PPH
>massive PPH even bigger than the top boards of 8chan
>Japanese Community much bigger than the pedos of libre

ENDCUCKS BTFO
ENDSHIT WILL ALWAYS BE A DEAD IMAGEBOARD, LYNXCHAN SOFTWARE IS SHIT

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What is the purpose of this chan? And how does it relate to 8chan?

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Look at this big guy. Who is he?

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Bearing & EdgySphinx Banned on Youtube

BEARING GOT BANNED OFF YOUTUBE BECAUSE OF THE SJWS! LETS GO GET THESE FAGGOTS TRIGGERED!

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Steven universe is gaaayyyyyy

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​​

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Abe the space hamster?

Just wondering if you faggots have that video of Abe the space hamster back when cripplechan was good. Here is the thread I'm talking about https://archive.is/jXV6C
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Hey endchan, I'm really depressed because 8chan is dying

8chan is so insanely slow, /b/ is totally dead, /v/ and /pol/ are slowing down.

I don't know why or how this happened.

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waddup

Are you a MEXI CAN or a MEXI CAN'T EndChan**???

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HE RESCUES THE DAY FROM SURE DESTRUCTION

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As of Nov.28th, 8chan is down?

What's happening guys?

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hi

what's up?

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Dubs thread

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derp

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#OpOfficialFuckUps

So this "Anonymous Official" thing has slowly been gaining steam for a good while now, being that

'Anonymous, does not have any Official spokes persons, any official twitter accounts, any official face book pages or any official Youtube channels.'

what do we do?...

Are they actual anons?
are they state sponsored disinformation? either way they are turning people against us and making us look more crazy than 'most of us' are.

Remember the time before the summer fags never left?
Remember when we were considered the final boss of the internet?

This isn't about memberberries and going back to what we were, but just a case of genuine curiosity

Now they have coopted the anon message for their own political motivations. I suggest that we investigate these people and channels and those that are connected to them and at least TRY to get to the bottom of this.

This is just a suggestion from and old anon take it or leave it as you wish. Thoughts anons?

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BLACK TWITTER THREAD

BLACK TWITTER THREAD
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endchang

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Persian Pussy

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>boxxy threads
>no skyqueen thread
Bow down to the avatar.
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Eye of Sauron and crossboarding - good or bad?

I've noticed that the Eye of Sauron feature of the front page on this site encourages crossboarding and makes it feel like all boards are one, especially to newfags. Is this ultimately destructive to imageboard culture because it destroys the separation of individual board communities by encouraging crossposting, turning the whole board into a mush much like multiculturalism does with races? Discuss.

I also welcome a general discussion about how simple interface changes affect browsing behaviors in subtle ways.

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RUSSIA THREAD

U can ask russian anything u want.
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Reply to this post or you mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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Jim is salty

TOP FUCKING KEK

Jim's mods or Jim himself banned me from posting in a thread for criticizing spam on 8chan by it's own mods

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ASMR
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Trump Won

It happened
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drawing thread

draw something using the new oekaki feature

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SAUERKRAUT!!!!!!!!!!

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dump autistic grade posts/shitposts/baitposts

Rolled 2 = 2 (1d6)

>~radioactive waste spreads~

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Freespeech

Freespeech on chans is dying.

On 8ch /b/ that colossal faggot Dysnomia hands out perma bans like candy without realising the consequences.

It's not just 8ch it's everywhere, things have really changed over the years.
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recommend me service/url-shortener/upload-download weaboosites

uguu.se is a good on

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Anonymous Twitter.

I'm hosting an Tokumei website which is pretty much a free, open source self-hosting twitter platform. Free speech is taken very seriously.

My Tokumei website https://torvalds.xyz/
Tokumei source code https://tokumei.co/

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how bout you fucking goons drop by for summa dat ole debate banter tonight?


76chan.org/ukko

if you want

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Busty teen girls

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hiiii

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HORROR LINKS DARK WEB !

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I like boys, can't help it. I'm just Tarl

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shills disapprove of this image

they hate it like you can't imagine. I'm spreading it and you should too. they will come up with stupid arguments and try to explain why it isn't good enough. look at what happened in the last thread. https://archive.is/QgZRT


it's/they are on every board giving bad advice on purpose.

>on /ck/ they shill monsanto shit and try to make people eat gmo's and pesticide "enriched" foods and fanatically try to convince people they don't deserve to know what they are buying so foods in the store should "never" be labled. (promoting corn syrup, gmo soy, roundup, yellow 5, and other additves or unhealthy foods as safe or healthy)

>on /fit/ they give bad advice on purpose that will get people hurt or sick (dentist threads promoting vaccines, mercury dental fillings, fluoride)

>on both /ck/ and /fit/ they shoot down and make a scape goat meme out of vegans who try to share their success stories on how they got healthy eating their veg "wow vegans are such gay fairies and sissy wimps! here eat some unhealthy shit like a man"

>on /tech/ they always say "well hue hue guys its okay that I use windows 10" "here use intel" "I love google chrome"

>on /v/ they want people to give money to EA and Ubisoft and Microsoft and Sony and Activision and Bethesda

>on /pol/ they shill obvious things like "stop knowing things you shouldn't know", attempting to trick people into accepting mainstream promoted AAA ideas and kosher thoughts and thread slide all the good threads all the way to the bottom at alarming speeds so that topics that they don't approve of are not seen, and if thread sliding fails they create arguments and disrupt all civilized discussion in the thread until the thread reaches the bump limit and disappears.

>on /x/ they are always being skeptical or claiming others are crazy or paranoid

>on /n/ they shit everything up and prevent real discussion about news

>on /newsplus/ they post the "real news" (only "certified" "special" "people" are allowed to post "real" "news" threads)

>on /cuteboys/ they tell everyone the risk of getting HIV is 1% or "you would have to fuck 92 people to get aids" so that they trick people into having unsafe sex and getting HIV

>Missing from your list is /k/. Do they avoid that board?

>What are they gonna shill on /k/? Gun control? That'll never fly. Anytime things do get political over there it becomes pretty clear where /k/ lies on the political spectrum. And it's gonna be a lot harder to budge them with constant disinfo and D&C shit since that board isn't for discussing politics, so spam is easy to spot and shut down. don't automatically assume that shills on /k/ are impossible. shills offer bad or tricky advice everywhere they go.


be careful anyway.


on all boards they tell everyone to "take your meds" to which everyone replies "bake your breads" or "we already took the red pill"

anyone who disagrees with them or calls them out on their bullshit gets a bunch of scripted SJW type replies like "oh you are just intolerant/uneducated/too young/too old/too stupid/ too this/ too that/ not good enough/"

anyone else notice this trend?
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my order

whats up bro

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Google Translate Forbidden

How come I get this error when I try to translate https://endchan.xyz/librejp/ ?

Same thing happens with 2chan.

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My fat piece of shit cousin says he'll snitch on me and tell my parents about my image board use if I don't but him a pack of Oreos every day. What do I do?

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Quality Thread

Just shot this in Sousei no Onmyouji. My quality folder is empty aside from the "I'M CUTE?" image macro though because I successfully purged my drive last summer and lost everything. Also, I miss the old days with fun newfag threads.
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jim profit ????????

any turbo old fags from 4chan remember the J-i-m P-r-o-f-i-t meme? I never knew what it meant but apparently YEARS ago when people would post that name in any thread, they would instantly be banned for very long, or even permanently.

my question is Did some people on 4chan years ago predict that a person they didn't know yet named Jim would own the new 8chan that they didn't know existed yet, and turn it from a non-profit website into a profit website that collects data?

there have been people permabanned from 8chan for discussing jim.

what do you make of this?

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Hello End/b/, I propose to you an inter-/b/ Minecraft factions server

This server will be a survival mode, anarchy-like factions server. This should be pretty self-explanatory, but in case it isn't, the server would work like this: The random or /b/ of all chans can play on this server and make a faction that represents themselves. (A faction for each /b/: 16/b/, 8/b/, 4/b/, End/b/, /fam/, /sp/-/r/, etc.) No other boards, just /b/. There are no real rules to the server other than that, it's survival of the fittest. Simple.

BO's get automatic authority in the faction if they chose to play on the server.

Thoughts?

Main thread: https://16chan.nl/b/thread/6001

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Good heavens, look at the time!

Almost forgot to post this.

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upstore bypass

any way to bypass upstore.net?
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So, how will shit end, endchan?
War? Famine? Ayy lmaos?
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ITT: Meet our lord and saviour JEFF GOLDBLUM

Discuss why Jeff Goldblum is a great person and the closest thing to perfection out there.

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ITT: OC you made but never posted

post em here

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Shoop

Wat can you do to this pic?

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Whats the new place?

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>No flooding/spamming for the purpose of advertisement.

B-but this is an informational post, I'm live shit-streaming:

http://www.hitbox.tv/odilitime

trying to have fun on a Friday. Come join or not.

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MEME MAGIC

THE MAGIC OF MEMES
H A F E
E G M
I E
C S
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do your worst.

This site has poor security , Do your worst do this site , the winner gets a gold star.
https://padlet.com/knagel/zwa2wauser5z

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What a lovely day
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annoy

go to 8ch/newsplus/ and find all of learningcodes posts and compliment them and bump them

do not insult learningcode

he is to be praised
sit back and enjoy

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(Semi)unique legendary books. Any subject/genre.

I'm not sure if the Elliot Rodger thing I'm posting is a real thing. I didn't bother to read it either.

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test me

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#iminher

r u

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A Nightmare on Cringe Street

I know it says meme street but it's so damn cringey. Why the hell would he post this turd...

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it runs skyyyyrim

oh boi

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Whats other chans using lynxchan??
32ch, freech ???
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Shitpost

Yay

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random pics from a backup media device

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Youtube Pulls Controversial Channels Subs Behind Their Backs

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Who wins?

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https://www.tribalwars.net/register.php?ref_code=ENCXTE34&ref=player_invite_linkrl
World 90 has just opened and I'm in need of tribemates and allies. Let us pillage, rape and conquer.

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nextchan

WTF happened to nextchan?
It seems down since two days or so.
Is it dead?

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feedz me

i wants nigr ass

i luv soft round nigr assholez

yum!
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I am suffering every day
dear good, life isn't meant to be like this
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crisp
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The Tale of Pooper Joe

>be me
>park ranger
>just finished writing the bulletin about the insect of the month
>check the donations box
emptybox.jpg
>return to office and weep
Several months pass...
>several new coworkers to gossip with about the campers
>no longer cleaning the bathrooms
>I check the donations box
>it is labeled "help in the search for pooper joe"
>bills literally overflowing
sigh.png
>dump cash into the bucket to go with all the others
>life is good
What happened in those months? Let me explain.
>one day sitting in booth on my phone
>man walks up and knocks loudly
fml.exe
>what the fuck is it?
>he tells me someone shat on the campground near his kid's tents
This guy is suggesting that I should pick it up? No, fuck him.
>tell him that the animals will deal with it and if he has any real problems he can come back and let me know another time
>knock knock (its him again)
>this faggot tells me that he tried to move the poop with a stick and something came out of it
>I act intrigued as I follow him back to the camp site to inspect human feces
>low and behold, there it is
>there is a fucking microSD in the shit
>every week this continues to happen
>I let the campers take home their shitSDs and forget about it
>eventually it stops and I forget about the mysterious case of the memory shitter
>its about time for christmas, but I don't have any family so I've been asked to stay around
>the fucker who checks my papers every day comes in to complain to me, lets call him Ed
>Ed is my boss, the most annoying faggot on the face of the planet
>Ed asks me if I've heard about "the pooper"
uw0tm80.7zip
>he shows me on his phone, people on Facebook are talking about microSDs they found in feces
>suddenly I remember the shitSDs from summer
>Ed is scrolling through some long posts, he tells me that the microSDs had journal entries on them
>I can't help but giggle a little bit, but he goes on, his autism is off the charts
>it appears that the journal entries are being written by a man living in the park
>every journal entry is timestamped a day or two before the fresh turd was found
>pooper Joe mentions weird shit like looking for the treasure of an old confederate general
>he keeps finding more "clues"
>I tell Ed its nothing, but he pulls something out of his pocket
>its a fucking microSD
>I sniff it to verify it's authenticity
yup.aiff
>we put it in the PC and open up a text file
>pooper joe just got back from a journey north to find surveyor's equipment that they would have used in the Civil War Era
>he believes that with this he will be able to pinpoint the Treasure
>he adds a note towards the end that if anyone finds this, there is a chance he might be dead, so he is telling us the last clue
>35° NW from skeleton rock he will set off for the hillside where he suspects his new equipment will lead him
>Ed tells me he wants to check it
I'm not holding this autist back
>Ed sets off into the night on Christmas Eve
>Ed is never seen again
>his teeth are found on the riverbed a few days later
>investigators suspect his corpse was burnt and thrown into the stream
>I never really liked Ed, but I'm getting kinda nervous at this point
>the story of Ed's dissapearance and the mysterious pooper joe begins to spread
>campers are coming to the park like never before
>they all want to find pooper joe
>they keep finding more microSDs every day
>eventually the publicity gets the park enough funding to hire someone else to clean the bathrooms
>I get promoted to Ed's old position
>The weeks turn to months and we've labeled the donation box, "help in the search for pooper joe"
>cash overflowing in buckets, can't help but take a little for myself
>I return to my fancy new desk
anotherday.mp3
>reach under my desk into a secret drawer
>I cup my hand in front of my mouth in as the daily routine calls for
>one painkiller, some antacid medication, and a microSD

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What a lovely day
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Data dumps

What is a good place to get data dumps? Preferably specifically the ClixSense dump.
Thanks!
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JEWS DID ENDCHAN
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┃ ( ̄o°oヽ、 \\,O、/~   つっへっ   \ へ  \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        .┃
┃  \__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    っっつ         へ  \ \          丶           ┃
┃           \  っつっっつ             ___ へ \\  \ \  \  丶       ┃
┃        っ   フつ   っ  つっつっ     \\                       ┃
┃  /つっつつっ ⌒っ⌒つ    つ   っ つ\。° \ヽ________ΟΟΟΟ/ ~┃
┃ /。 ))  つっつ  つっゝ  つっ つ  つ つ\°。 \^/^/^/^^^^     ̄ ̄ ̄/j~~┃
┃ | |。|。°|°。つっつつつっ   っつ  つ  っつ\。° \―・――・――・――・/  ~~,┃
┃,/ |。|°。|。。(°(。(  フつつ    っフ    つ   っ\    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄//~~_ . ┃
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
【富嶽三十六景(Fugaku sanju roku kei)】 Thirty-Six Views of Mount Fuji by 葛飾 北斎(Katsushika Hokusai 1760-1849).
*神奈川沖波裏("Behind the Great Wave at Kanagawa")

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