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Why do people use beaded curtains? They look tacky and they're a pain in the butt to walk through, and yet they don't actually block sound or give any privacy at all. They're useless obstructions.
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If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>be me
>banned on 4chan
>Come here
>l8r virgins

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All images are kill.

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News alternative

I'm going to start posting news articles in this thread sometimes for as long to avoid posting under a BO that has censored my threads before. For starters New York wants to remove a piece of art from a museum because you can barely see a girl's underwear. Americans are stupid puritans that don't mind glorifying violence but freak out if you ever show boob on TV.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/03/new-yorkers-call-for-removal-of-met-painting-that-sexualizes-girl/

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Kaleidoscope 2017

http://khomalev.ho.ua/kaleidoscope2017.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yibqSeM4lI0 [Embed]

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>>15239
Animublyadsky WebM-thread
for decent animublyadej animewhores and other autists.

To search for video sausage we use the following services:
- https://whatanime.ga/
- http://saucenao.com/
- http://iqdb.org/

Limitations:
The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:
- https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
- https://hive.blasux.ru/webm/s/

Dollchan Extension Tools:
http://www.freedollchan.org/scripts/
This is a custom script that combines many functions that make it easier and more convenient to visit image boards.

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Sexy Girls Nudes

Sexy Girls Nudes pack

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We need to do everything we can to eliminate Christian privilege.
https://twitter.com/AndrewLSeidel/status/982415367065751552

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What should be done about the mentally ill?

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How foolish can one be when attempting to explain the complexities of global politics, an issue of such large proportions that one could not begin to comprehend it? To firstly understand the human-controlled scape, one must first understand the human, that is, the human psychology, that which dictates the thought and actions of an individual, and therefore, the way that the human world shall develop. There is of course, a solution to this problem, a solution which is capable of the rapid and efficient congregation of data to form a view of the world, but such a solution lies far in the future and is certain to change the world when it arises, perhaps an improved human mind, far quicker and more logical, and such a solution will result in either the rapid advancement of the human species, or perhaps its destruction, after all, humans at times can be unpredictable...

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'No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens

PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Harold Turner, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

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Hi I’m new here
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i made a trial, it consists on not initiating any conversations with anyone on the internet, i'm 6 months in and i've talked with nobody online, imageboards being my only interaction, it's a bit sad knowing that the thought of saying hi to you hasn't crossed anyone's mind, not during christmas, not during your birthday, not during new year's eve and certainly not during valentine's, there was people i expected to say hi at least, what if something happened to me? i want to see how far does this go

anyone around has tried anything similar? how's it going so far?

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Clash of civilizations

"When the Washington Post telephoned me at home on Valentine's Day 1989 to ask my opinion about the Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwah, I felt at once that here was something that completely committed me. It was, if I can phrase it like this, a matter of everything I hated versus everything I loved. In the hate column: dictatorship, religion, stupidity, demagogy, censorship, bullying, and intimidation. In the love column: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression. Plus, of course, friendship—though I like to think that my reaction would have been the same if I hadn't known Salman at all. To re-state the premise of the argument again: the theocratic head of a foreign despotism offers money in his own name in order to suborn the murder of a civilian citizen of another country, for the offense of writing a work of fiction. No more root-and-branch challenge to the values of the Enlightenment (on the bicentennial of the fall of the Bastille) or to the First Amendment to the Constitution, could be imagined. President George H.W. Bush, when asked to comment, could only say grudgingly that, as far as he could see, no American interests were involved"

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How can he kiss that mouth?

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Where is a good place to study? Lately I have started going to Starbucks as it is easier to study with fewer distractions. I do not like Starbucks much, but I can sit there for 3 hours and get a little work done, unlike if I am at home, and the library has no music.
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this place is nicer then 4chan

I'm new came from 4chan wow love this place so much better less degenerates here seems like a good place to call home
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<Endchan orangetext
I like orangetext.

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What do?

Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Kohlchan.net/int

Kohlchan.net/int

Please visit this new and ebin Imageboard at least for one time to pay them respect and wish them good luck
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Fix Africa

In hindsight it's obvious Europe made a mistake. Europe was better off when it ruled Africa, and Africa was better off when it was ruled by Europe. I propose we fix things like this.
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need help finding meme/video/gif

What is the video of that guy annoying the host of a gaming stream? I remember seeing gifs of the annoying guy like dancing with 5 people behind him and the host/annoyed guy is the one who ends up looking like a shithead? It was like a meme I just dont know how to search for the memory hopefully someone knows what I am talking about it was like a clip of 2 guys gaming and one guy tries to be funny. At some point the funny guy is making a dancing mob out of the crowd behind him.

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This guy....

So I found this guys website and he legit has his address just sitting there and he wants people to send him shit lol. https://dark3n1ng.party/stuff.html = If you hate my blog or whatever send me whatever old junk or whatever you have.
My Address
1175 Lincoln Dr N DeKalb, IL 60115 New Hall West 109B1

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A geologist proves Noah's ark never happened and was impossible.
one_reasons_noahs_worldwide_flood_never_happened
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Mass amnesia

https://today.yougov.com/news/2015/05/21/americans-remember-opposing-2003-war-iraq/
What causes mass amnesia? Most liberals forgot they supported the Iraq war

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Anonymous vagina rating thread.

You can't be identified as long as the shot is real close.

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Japanese scenery

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Superloversrock

See anything appealing?

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President Nixon

If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.

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The American Public School System

"Educating" students while instilling a sense of accomplishment and patriotism towards our country!

Ask an educator anything.
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8chan is turning into Trash

I left 4chan years ago as it had basically become "60,000 shit posts a second chan". I found 8chan sometime later during the Meme Wars and was enraptured with it at once. Now 8chan is shit too and someone mentioned endchan in a comment and I had to come see if there was anything here that was worth while. So far I'm hopeful. What brought the rest of you here?
<Tl;Dr 4chan/8chan Refugee wants to know if you all came to escape the cancer as well.

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FB hack

I need help to get login details for a facebook account. Willing to pay whatever it takes.
email me: zuzuzuzu@tutanota.com
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My mom poops all the time, has a man face, 3 chins, dora hair, and a fucking disgusting ass that is so fat, it looks like she's wearing a round pool floatie made of fat. She is mentally unstable and stupid, probably because she's a female. Not attractive or feminine-looking at all.

My dad looks like he's pregnant with a giant, overdue baby. His stupid baby-looking forehead makes it look like there's a dick coming out of his face. He came close to killing me one time when he was having one of his diabetes mood swings, and lied his way out of getting arrested. He is a jerk as well.

My sister has gotten fatter, dumber and more whiney ever since she started going to a college full of feminists and liberals.

Thank you for reading.

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fuck China and PC, let’s recognize Taiwan as a separate nation already

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Hi endchan I'm rozelli

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I wonder if anyone in the 50s gave their wife an engagement ring made out of uranium. They certainly put radioactive materials into everything back then.

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A little game

I found a little game to create countries that you control and created a group for chan users, lets play for a while:
https://www.nationstates.net

The region is: Chan nations

There is an android application, if you want to use it: Stately, it is under the apache 2 license.
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Would you vote for Barry Goldwater?

On religious issues there can be little or no compromise. There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both.

I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?
And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of "conservatism."

Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.

When you say 'radical right' today, I think of these moneymaking ventures by fellows like Pat Robertson and others who are trying to take the Republican Party away from the Republican Party, and make a religious organization out of it. If that ever happens, kiss politics goodbye.

Do not associate my name with anything you do. You are extremists, and you've hurt the Republican party much more than the Democrats have.

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Jeanette

Is she a cutie?

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syfy made a show about superman's grandpa
it's pretty bland but I guess brainiac is in it.
there was a making of commercial where one of the guy's said they want to do brainiac justice but he's just a planet devouring ancient robot thing which is pretty cliche.
I'm not a comic book guy but I liked the various DC cartoons growing up.

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Anime music sharing thread

Will share anime vocals from my new playlist. Starting with gen urobutcher's Aldnoah Zero.

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i am a god ask me anything

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Ban All Assault Mail!

Someone was using FedEx service to deliver bombs by mail delivery to random houses. Should we ban mail service and force everyone on to Amazon Pro?

Please contact your representatives and tell them to ban mail.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180321131622/https://www.statesman.com/news/breaking-austin-bombing-suspect-dies-police-close-official-says/KZmUAGvKlNazDr31EzeUzI/

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>"trump is fearless"
>Fox can best rocket boy

But Trump dodged the draft and is afraid of Eagles.

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Dinner!

post moon man
but don't be racist this time you cun
i forbid you
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Watch live flights

https://www.flightradar24.com/
This is a cool website, you can see where most of the commercial jets are in the world, live.

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Dead fucking board LOL

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Wish it were cold enough to do this.

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Lots of geo-political tensions between the West and East right now... time to place your bets!

First off, what do you predict? Rise of the East and demise of the West? Or do you predict the West will prevail and the East will demise in due time? Or do you predict an apocalypse or some kind of religious end time (such as the second coming of Jesus Christ)?

If any listed above, how come? Will we see an economic collapse or reset? WWIII? WWIII with MAD (mutual assured destruction)? Governments undermined or overthrown / civil wars breaking out? What will light the fuse for any of these scenarios.

My prediction: The Western World is going to fade away because both the Euro and Dollar are going to collapse due to insolvent Keynesian economic policies (which have a long history of proven failure rate) while the Eastern nations (such as Russia and China) will transition to silver, gold or oil backed monetary standards.

In any event, better be prepared: >>>/endtimes/7
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new thread

because 8chan has a tiny filesize limit

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Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? (link: http://bit.ly/2ECl8X7) bit.ly/2ECl8X7 And how do we explain those religious people who aren’t stupid at all? Discuss.
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I broke my last device because i am insane and all i have left is a wii on an old tv. at least i can post on endchan 8chan doesnt let me with wii browser. hi

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vera lynn?

i remember!

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Nooooooo, my tummy feels bad!

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Why doesn't 4chan allow nude lolis? Why do people who call themselves real weebs accept that status quo? They are pussies and only real otaku like lolis because its an aquired taste from years of watching anime.

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Hedonism

Would you be willing to trade your aspiration-driven life, for a pointless life of sex and comfort as nothing more than a sexual play toy?

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Spirted away made no sense, and it didn't even have this scene
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One of the best (yet frightening) interviews ever, covers all kinds of topics including but not limited to: the coming global economic reset, de-dollarization continues, trade wars, power shifting from West to East and other geo-political news, the 7 stages of Empire, moral decline of the West, current proxy wars, massive corruption, debt insolvency, Western millennials no longer breeding (most will likely die out as Western economies collapse), the disease of political correctness and a new era of Eastern hegemony! Those that cannot adapt will simply perish.

Time To Move On, Missed Opportunity & Land of Adults (03-13-18)
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Endchan Blocked by ISP

Endchan is being blocked by my ISP.

I thought Endchan was simply down but I just searched around and finally found the onion and I've connected now via the onion and I can see the site now and post.

I have only one fucking thing I live for and that's to be able to post on imageboards.

So I need help confronting my ISP about this. They need to stop censoring me. I need to find who is responsible for putting the block and confront him in person. I want to have a reasonable discussion with them and get them to undo it, but if it fails and I do not convince him, my plan is to kill him.

You can destroy my nation, you can fuck up videogames, you can make me jobless, you can shame me and hurt me, but if you take away the one fucking thing I still have left to distract me from the pain you've gone too fucking far.

I need imageboards like I need air to breath.

Everywhere else I am banned and the people I can not relate to and I can't get any kind of meaningful communication happening at all.

Taking away imageboards from me is cruelty I can not bare.

Please help me go about this the best way possible but if it fails and I have to live a life with no imageboards because of censorship then I am going to at least try to get a positive K/D before I exit this plane of existence.

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ayy et cetera and so forth

>make a show about a house of cards falling down
>fire your cast because SJW
>recast a woman in a chairman mao costume

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what does 45 mean

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Trump praises dictatorships again

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What cities are worth visiting in Russia?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9u0s0_Esd0 [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w9uM6BBKfO8 [Embed]

That's a big clock
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=81D1rr4UJWk [Embed]
Dennis Rodman likes Kim Jong Un because he sings karaoke with him and rises horses with him.
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禁欲Wo 延びる

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dump futas i need to fap

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Cancer is not deadly

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nethack

is there anyway to actually get good at this? I can only ever get to where the dwarf floors start then die to something like a horse or some bull shit.
I'm sick of being some gay ass secondary.
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A WORKING MAN'S REALITY: 1971 to Today

The current US economic system is broke, but has been for a long long time. The Fed has devalued our currency, via massive debt creation, by 98+ % since Nixon defused the dollar from the gold standard in 1971.

When Nixon scrapped the US gold standard, we defaulted on the Bretton Woods Agreement of 1944 (which was why the US became a massive superpower and economic powerhouse right after WWII).

Nixon and his sidekick, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, knew that their destruction of the international gold standard under the Bretton Woods arrangement would cause a decline in the artificial global demand of the US dollar. Later they set up agreements with OPEC nations to set up a US global reserve currency which would be tied to global oil trade, known as the US Petrodollar. In order for other countries to buy oil from these OPEC nations, they needed to exchange their currencies for US dollars, or US T-bonds.

Fast forward to 1974 and the petrodollar system was fully operational in Saudi Arabia. The US govt then exploited this system and began building an Empire and aggressively spending more and more money they did not actually have, thus creating more and more debt via Congressional budgets and the Federal Reserve system.

Fast forward to the 1980s, when we began outsourcing all our industry to countries like China. Industries knew that as the US govt continued insolvent spending polices, that taxes would continue to rise, and that they would end up making more profit by simply outsourcing to countries with cheaper labor and cheaper taxes.

The US govt did not care about the consequences of their insolvency and addiction to debts. They kept spending more and more.

By the time NAFTA was signed into law in 1994, around half of America's productive industry had been outsourced! What happened to all those good 'ol jobs? They were replaced by a socialist welfare state of-course! An ever-growing welfare state.

This insolvent government created ripple effects. Welfare skyrocketed (because so many Americans no longer had jobs/income), poverty skyrocketed, what were once decent places to live became ghettos! Literal shitholes across American landscape. The middle class began shrinking, NOT increasing!

Fast forward to 2001, after the 9/11 false flag attack. Government spending skyrocketed by billions of dollars per year. Well more than half of American industry had vanished. Taxes were higher than ever before in our history. We began wasting trillions of dollars on "the war on terror" and still lost those wars.

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This thread is for Americans. Foreign observers are welcome to comment if they predict something.

Lets talk civil war and prepping. Is America ready for another civil war? What if civil war breaks out in the near future? Over what issue exactly? And are YOU prepared?

Will the US government side with conservatives or liberals? Will the US military side with conservatives or liberals? Will foreign governments or militaries intervene? Will we see blue helmets coming for our guns?

What do you think the death tally would amount to? Is freedom worth fighting and possibly dying for? What if you had a choice to give in and cower to tyranny or to fight against it and risk death? What would YOU do?

Here are some prepping tips: >>>/endtimes/7

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ga

your're gay

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https://agingmillennialengineer.com/2018/02/13/no-its-not-like-blue-apron/

Good point, the poor should be able to eat well. And the Republicans are insane and their tax code benefits very rich couples.

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What commies hate the most:

Healthy, wealthy, Christian conservatives with a big family.

You triggered?

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Coffee make you a terrorist!

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Well, now I want a door frame that goes nowhere so I can hang a mural behind it and light it up like it's some kind of portal.

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I'm sold on the decals too.

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The alt right has gotten so out of touch with reality. Nasa shouldn't have to issue a statement that it doesn't run a child labor camp on Mars.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

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I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.

I am male.

How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.

I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.

I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b* to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.

I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.

I like hot sexy good woman.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful woman in FB.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.

How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?

How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

How to get a gf.

Do you f*** yourself everyday?

Also,

I don't like prostitute.

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I AM NOT PAJEET.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I UPLOADED PHOTO OF MY TOILET TO THIS SITE FOR SHOWING PROOF.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

Please help me to get a girlfriend in alternative way.

MESSAGE TO MODERATOR AND ADMIN. DON'T REMOVE THIS AND I WON'T STOP POSTING UNTIL I GET A HOT GOOD SEXY GIRLFRIEND.

I will not stopping stalking woman until I get an awesome sexy girlfriend.

So help me to get an awesome sexy girlfriend in alternative way.

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Why have we stopped using the word vice versa as much as we did in the 1990s? Now days you hear "the oppose" used more. Is it because it sounds so pretentious? They're both derived from Latin words.

Pic unrelated.
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I saw it, it was delicious.
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/gon/

Comfy /gon/dola thread!

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I just leave it here: http://doujinmusic.ru

This is a lossless (FLAC) doujin music library that you can listen on the fly with a browser or mobile device (Android, iOS).

The library is constantly updated, and you can add your own collections.
And of course the hunt for priority.

You can get into the library by receiving an invite in the telegram-channel @touhouchan
It's free.

We are glad to everyone who is interested.

Demo account:

touhou
1234
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=E2zL78wKIW0 [Embed]

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Found these images on 8chan's /x/ board. Someone explain?

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message is mandatory

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Australia is boring....thousands of miles of nothing to look at.

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DO it!

Im like really bored so like send my college address legit anything you want! Hell send me gorilla shit for all I care! PS Ive already gotten sum pretty weird shit!
Kurt Bruggeman
1175 Lincoln Dr N
DeKalb, IL 60115
New Hall West 109B1
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Fire and Fury

Have you read the bestselling book Trump tries to send a C and D/gag order to block? It is sold out all over the country, but tommorow I want to check some libraries to see if I can read it since Richard Dawkins said he is enjoying reading it.

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Good doggie

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steven universe

I thought it was just a show about a fat kid but there's deep lore? is it all head canon or is there really a lot going on there? shit like that got me to watch adventure time I'm a sucker for kid's shows that have some weird shit going on behind the scenes...

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This is Serena being sexually tortured. Say something nice about her so she doesn't feel humiliated
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Y u no lern Swahili? We aren't the savages u think we are, we no live in trees!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_9QfBSbw8g [Embed]
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Now KH makes sense

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>you will never get to experience true orgasmic pleasure of a woman being gang raped by vibrators.

Why live?
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Holy shit it's the half-centennial of 1968 now.
https://www.ranker.com/list/best-movies-of-1968/ranker-film

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The best imouto you could have says...

Daijoubu oniichan, daijoubi, daremo ni iwanai kara!

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hello, can someone point me in the direction of /intl/?

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Americans should just get rid of their pennies and nickels.
Australia removed their pennies and 2 cent coins in 1992, and due to inflation are thinking about getting rid of their nickels too. But Americans just love counting their pennies and feeling rich when they're not. They like fishing out a knuckle full of change everywhere they go.

Remind me why are America is still minting pennies? The coins are literally worth less than the metal used to print them, and the government has had to criminalize melting the coins down because too many blacksmiths were doing it. I think we should switch to having dimes as the lowest unit. Dimes contain no metal, and are small, light and easy to fit in your wallet. I can carry more money in dimes than I can in quarters.
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Hook me up!

hi faggots I got a new phone this is my number I want to make friends hook me up with your marketing buddies, I like trannies and grannies +447976578235

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Stock market has plunged. Good for me, what stocks should I invest in?

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Japanese shorthand

you know that mystery kanji in the 3rd line?
it says 邪魔くさい

You wouod think Japs would use shorthand more often. Writing 魔法使い for sorcerer is a pain in the ass. I never learned this until now because they hardly use shorthand when they type.
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Japanese names

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Potential

Guys we are onto something and we need your help. We started #koreanflu on twitter and its pushing a rumor that NK is using a sort of flu virus to attack the South Korean Olympics. We need your help to contribute to it and spread the message. We need your help. Make fake accounts, and retweet shit. Seriously look it up now right here.-→https://twitter.com/search?q=%23koreanflu&src=tyah

We are spreading paranoia. Join the fun.

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Every now and then in human history, a rhetorician comes along with amazing persuasive power in his words. Aristotle, Cicero, Tacitus, this guy,...
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would you fuck the trap?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=89qNCi0Qo2U [Embed]

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Анимублядский WebM-тред
для приличных анимублядей и прочих аутистов.
Безграмотное быдло с дубляжом, войсовером, порнографией и котиками, советы мерзких мокрописечников, вниманиебляди всех видов и прочее непотребство отправляется в порнотред https://2ch.hk/b/.
Для поиска сoуса видео сохраняем кадр (правый клик по видео) и ищем его на http://images.google.com.
Для воспроизведения WebM с 10-битным цветом нужно установить плагин vlc (http://nightlies.videolan.org/ ) и отключить встроенный в браузер плеер (media.webm.enabled=false в firefox).
О кодировании WebM
Доступные кодеки — VP8 и VP9 для видео, Vorbis и Opus для звука, максимальный размер файла — 20480КБ всех файлов в посте — 20480КБ (40960КБ с пасскодом).
Делать WebM можно научиться в вики треда: https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
Там находится подробная информация о выборе и настройке кодеков на примерах использования консольных утилит ffmpeg, vpxenc и mkvmerge.
Неочевидные моменты
— libvorbis при указании битрейта (-b:a) работает в режиме CBR (постоянный битрейт), и это портит качество звука; для режима VBR вместо битрейта надо указывать качество (-q:a); параметр -vbr on работает только для Opus'а;
— в webm'ки не нужно включать софтсаб в формате webvtt (FFmpeg это делает по умолчанию при наличии сабов в контейнере, отключается параметром -sn): во-первых, это бесполезно (для его отображения на странице должен быть специальный код), а во-вторых, от этого ролики не воспроизводятся в firefox.
Программы и их документация
http://webmproject.org http://ffmpeg.org http://mpv.io http://www.bunkus.org/videotools/mkvtoolnix/
Фронтенды к ffmpeg для кодирования вебмок
CLI, бидон: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/webm
CLI, zsh: https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/tree/master/tools
CLI, дотнет: https://github.com/CherryPerry/ffmpeg-vp9-wrap
GUI, дотнет: https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
Оп-пастаhttps://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/blob/master/op-paste
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new webm thread?

old thread
>>6519

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join this discord if your bored ;)

https://discord.gg/eYFuC6Z
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Remeber To Fuck His Life Up

Name: Nate Legault
ISP: telus.net // https://mytelus.telus.com/
Country: Canada
City: Edmonton
Provider: TELUS Communications Inc.
Age: 15 (barely)
Triggered level: 10/10
Autism level: 10/10
IP Addresses: (75.158.147.190, 108.173.40.31 Updating when I get more.)
0b0t IP (Domain): dc-8f6508fb3aff.0b0t.org, 420
0b0t Port (Temp): 420
0b0t Domain: dc-8f6508fb3aff.0b0t.org
IP+Port: 75.158.144.184:81 <--- OLD, NEW (75.158.147.190:81 Will update as I get more IPs. NEW: 108.173.40.31:81)
0b0t VPN Protection type: Standard, Weak.
Port used: 81
Minecraft usernames: aforalt, Leee_
Known for: Abusing on 0b0t, muting, kicking, etc. Leaking peoples IP's from Console, begging for money and lies about everything. He's also known for tricking people to trust him. Victims: XIIIX
Nicknames: Le_, Lee_, Leee, Nate, Nated, Skid, EzFaggot, Abuser101, aforalt
Address on a map: https://snag.gy/x9LP0C.jpg
TimeZone: America/Edmonton
0b0t Host: Nate's home PC

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All leftist movements have the same problem: the movements themselves are great but they're all full of idiots who will go apoplectic if you even dare to fall just short of their ridiculous purity tests.

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IMPORTANT INFO
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Holy shit, this must be what happens when a DJ decorates his house for the holidays.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UfcNoMnKjrY [Embed]

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Asuka a shit and also a pee

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hairy vagina chair

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no one wants a black maid anymore, onky azn, french, or Latina fetishes get attention and time

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Louis CKed

They will never stop. Get REKT breeders.

They are coming after every rich and powerful man that gets in the way. Hide your dicks the feminist reign of power is here.

Every woman you have been the least intimate with is a ticking time bomb to destroy your life.
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kek

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lWQcqabG0J8 [Embed]

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How rich is the 3,230,000th richest person in America?

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夏草や兵どもが夢の跡
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dsds

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1.7 million sold, its the first best seller of 2018 mainly because Trump thought he could block the publication. Will you read it too?
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Rebecca Ortiz

+1 361 533 8139

13905 Sea Anchor
Corpus Christi, Texas 78148

Telegram: @saberteeth
Twitter: @Braeyns

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It's coming out in 3D.
www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2018/1/25/16929882/yume-nikki-dream-diary-3d-remake-pc-release-date
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How to give a good BJ

I'll not repeat what's already been said, so skipping those things, here are some essentials I've found along the way. . .

1. Lots of saliva
2. Quit taking it out of your mouth
3. Suck gently and steadily, not hard
4. Balls seem to like to be cupped and rolled in ones hand more than actually sucked on or licked, it's just awkward to do both (hold in hand) at the same time without seeming like you're trying to push them up into him. Always sort of variable really, especially if his sac is tight instead of relaxed and loose and softysoft like ponynoses.
5. If he has a circumcision scar, try your best to take it in deeper than that
5a. If isn't circumcised, draw his foreskin back slowly, and be more gentle with the head, it's bound to be more sensitive than a circumcised penis'
6. Don't make false gagging or exaggerated moaning sounds, his ego may be fragile to fake news, be natural
7. Don't stop until you begin to feel it in your jaw or he comes, either is the only proper hint that fellatio is done for now, other than him wanting to put it elsewhere
8. Enjoy it!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZnCrUvvKA [Embed]

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nintendo Labo, a ~sensible~ discussion thread

HAHAHAHAHA
REAL NINTENDO IS BACK!
VIDEO GAMES ARE DEAD!
EAT SHIT YOU GAMERIST FAGGOTS

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Raspdere

Any pics?
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Does anyone know the nntpchan onion link?
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gerrymandering should be removed

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the most masculine man ever alive

I can't find my previous thread or the relevant channel, but somebody else is also using the Janusz Korwin-Mikke doll for Youtube material.

not very often though.

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hold up

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Starbucks interviews. Why do people give interviews at Starbucks? I hear them all the time. Right now I am also hearing a guy mentoring another guy on how to do get money and do Christian research. I think he is giving a Christian tips about how to get a PHD related to research into the history of the laity and church history, and he is telling the guy to visit multiple churches related to your cross-chuech research so if they call they will back up what you say. Yes, pastors go to Starbucks to talk about making money.

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What happens if a girl with two vaginas gets pregnant in each one?
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/meet-woman-two-vginas/

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Do you play Osu?
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So vrchat is a circle jerk?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9z0tbrXbgfI [Embed]
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You have a kid and the baby's genitalia is of ambiguous length. Do you have a surgery or leave it as is and let the kid decide what to do about it when older?

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Test

Just testing!

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scientific words describing butts

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WATER STYLE JUTSU!!!

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Pedo Jokes

There's a teacher, lawyer, and priest on a plane with three children. The plane begins to go down and there are only three parachutes. The teacher screams "Save the children!" The lawyer yells "Fuck the children!" The priest asks softly, "Do we have time?"

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