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Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 15:26:36 [Preview] No. 11869 [Reply]
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Truth about Jesus Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 05:17:01 [Preview] No. 11867 [Reply]
Philosopher Frederick Nietzsche talked about it a lot, and I'm attracted to his right-wing ideas, and extreme thoughts. He was one of the first to realize that philosophy will never catch on among the lower classes, and they will always want a religion as a crutch. He realized that if we cannot remove religion for the lower classes, we need to at least create a new modern philosophy that has mystical religious elements and which will make people truly happy and alive if they practice it within this life, while not burdening the real philosophers-- this "life-fullness" is something which Christianity absolutely doesn't do with its focus on eternal servitude and eternal guilt from sin. Christianity was popular with the poor because it gave a justification for the slave classes who had to endure daily injustice from their masters; religions that began with the rich such as Scientology, or the middle classes (wicca) usually have an entirely different character, and Christian churches have different characters depending upon the demographics; wealth and prosperity gospels and social darwinism are more practiced at the affluent churches and the rich are more apt to treat church as a social and networking club and go while not actually believing in God.

The whole history of religion is of conspiracies. I put the most stock in the idea that Jesus [infidels.org] was a mentally abused child, which I'll paraphrase. Now his mother got knocked up before she married Joseph, and she would have been stoned to death, so she came up with the idea that God had impregnated her. (Although it wouldn't be credible today, back then she managed to get superstitious people to believe her, or at least to fear God enough to not challenge her too much.) Now she had to keep repeating this to everyone for Jesus's entire life otherwise she would have been stoned to death, and since Jesus was raised in that environment he came to believe it, and it fed his ego in adolescence when he became a cheeky brat who would speak back to his parents at age 12 at the Synagogues. His confidence attracted a following, but the lies his parents fed him set the stage for his tragic death.

His ego went to his head and as the son of God he felt justified to chased men in the temple with a chain, and perhaps had a history more violent and threatening than the bible lets on. The Romans came, saw him as a troublemaker in occupied territory, and killed him.

After his death his followers went through a stage of grieving and at least one of them probably hallucinated about seeing a ghost, and perhaps caused a group hallucination. A series of psychological events as they tried to rationalize his death within the existing theology led to him being turned into a blameless martyr; the story was rewritten countless times and changed to suit the changing theologies. (The earliest of the 4 gospels was written about 50 years after his death, and that alone means we should take it with a huge degree of skepticism. In addition, the 4 gospels constantly contradict each other - Jesus's last words, where he went after he died, did Mary and the girls see him first and tell the disciples, or did an angel tell them where to go, or did Jesus just walk into their midst while they were fishing and and surprise them, etc. ) Every change, and every addition to the bible was made for the purposes of the person writing it, with contradictory passages being scrapped and whole books being burned by certain parties.

For example, the movement was originally popular with women because it was empowering and new-- anyone could say the holy spirit was talking to them, and so women demanded respect. This made the men uncomfortable and eventually at least one of them inserted a few lines into one of the letters attributed to Paul so that the women would shut up and stop contradicting the existing culture.

"A woman must learn in quietness and full submissiveness. 12I do not permit a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man; she is to remain quiet,"
1 Timothy 2:11-12

We have prove

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 08:30:36 [Preview] No. 11863 [Reply]
>take a waifu
>make her a burly man
Classic inversions don't ever get dank

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Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 08:30:15 [Preview] No. 11862 [Reply]
>take a waifu
>make her a burly man
Classic inversions don't ever get dank

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A question for gays Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:15:38 [Preview] No. 11777 [Reply]
Hey /cuteboys/, would you rather be straight? If I could give you a pill to turn you straight would you take it? The way I see it, you'd have more available partners if your gayness could be fixed. Sure your sexual identity would change, but basing your identity around a sexuality is shallow and stupid.

On the other hand, if you're gay your partners are more likely to accept crossdressing, a liberal mind, or atheism.
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Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 01:01:31 [Preview] No. 11855 del
I don't think that's how it works. You're not the one making the offer. They make one, you can arrange an independent appraisal and probably do some sort of negotiation. They reserve the right to take you to court and remove your shit legally for the most nominal of fees.

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:44:19 [Preview] No. 11856 del
Correct, and during the negotiations the counter offer brought it up to 15k. They don't want to fight you in court anymore than you do if you do your own apprasal, though they have an advantage because the judge wants to sell it cheap for the public good.

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:48:21 [Preview] No. 11857 del
Was it fucking backwater as fuck or really small? I can't picture any property going for that low.

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 07:10:58 [Preview] No. 11859 del
Sorry to hear about your tin shack, anon.

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>Was it fucking backwater as fuck
I had an undeveloped dirt lot, and here is the amazing city hall which is closed on Friday. Blink while you're driving and you could drive past it, which I did.

Bad places to live Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 02:23:26 [Preview] No. 11539 [Reply]
Southern California sucks.

Los Angeles county: Traffic, punishing heat most of the year, no seasons, no festivals, uneventful days. Cracks in the sidewalks, graffiti, gum stains everywhere, except when the bums sit on these blemishes. Cheap functional architecture makes for ghetto scenery. Widening rift between the rich and poor means the best looking buildings are McMansions on cliffs by the coast, while downtown, city hall, and the public libraries look like temporary structures built in the fifties. Pathetic mass transportation due to the car industry lobbying to remove the railroads and cable cars in the west.

Bilingual means Spanish takes up the signs, and Mexicans give worse service at restaurants unless you're a Mexican. Poor customer service, and retarded baby-talk languages like Chinese, Korean or Vietnamese when you're curious enough to eavesdrop.

Crumbling public infrastructure and public educational facilities. Occassional smog, sometimes from wildfires. Constant police helicopters, flying colors, violence and policy failure in the local news. Shallow materialist types, especially whites and UCLA asians. Their favorite news is entertainment, which deals with the personal lives and careers of Hollywood celebrities on par with insignificant high school clique gossip.
No nature, nowhere to be alone or breathe fresh air unless you own a car and drive for hours. Unfriendly people, but they don't put on the fake smiles and polite greetings like in Orange County. Bad parks. Literally nowhere to go, and nothing to do in the suburbs except waste money shopping, or on coffee or boba milk tea.

Orange county: stuck up white people and most of the other problems. Fewer gangs than LA County, but more blatant bullying at schools. Every other neighbor is part of a Evangelical Christian club of hypocrites riding on high horses and Armageddonists. And it gets worse: Persians (Muslims) are moving in. Fake people who smile and say hi when a stranger passes or walks into a building, but are unfriendly and uninterested in conversations. Bigger parks, but still boring and a weak sense of community. Every kid under 22 is a gamer/quasi-loner or on drugs.
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11540 Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 10:27:41 [Preview] No. 11818 del
My God your dumb

Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 14:49:23 [Preview] No. 11819 del
10/10 wud cri agen

Anonymous 04/15/2017 (Sat) 06:23:32 [Preview] No. 11849 del
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yall niggas fr?
yall niggas really believe this many gayniggas exist on end?
yall niggas are gay

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:58:42 [Preview] No. 11858 del
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please. Top of the World down here ya nut.

The high Cost of Living means that if you become a valuable & borderline essential employee, you can earn very outsize wages for your credentials. If you can further game your cost of living down to reasonable levels by being a cheap shit introvert or just smaht, then you can invest your locally-devalued currency on the national & global stock market.

Investment advantage, if you can rise with the tide. If you can't, yeah ya drown.

Traffic? Mexicans? Gangs?

Ride a motorcycle or take the bus. Smile at them like they're regular people, pretend you know Spanish by mimicking their reactions, maybe actually learn some?

Don't be a pussy. If you're white you will be ignored by gangs, no matter what colors you wear. It's like inhabiting a parallel spirit realm, you're on another plane of existence. Just walk around like the gang shit is all a lie to keep scared white people from moving to an already stressed real estate market and diluting their communities.

You only have to adapt to the humans, because the climate is perfect already. Much easier than the other way, I think.

Perhaps not for everyone.

Get a job, open a Roth IRA, learn a hobby, stop watching so much TV

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Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 07:13:30 [Preview] No. 11860 del
I saw a fb post by a guy from HS that moved to LA. He said some latino guy rolled along side him in a truck as he was walking down the street tell him to give up shit for like 5-10 minutes and he ignored him until he drove off.

Suspicious of GF Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 06:24:47 [Preview] No. 11835 [Reply]
Need to find info on friend's GF who we suspect is hiding and lying about numerous things. Here is some of her info:

Brittany Christine Lanier
home: 770-479-7235
428 Upper Bethany Rd, Ball Ground, GA, 30107
454 Pittman Ln, Canton, GA, 30114

brittanylanier28@gmail.com,,smileprodirect.com,2015-08-17 00:00:00,Brittany,Lanier,70 Mansell Ct,,Roswell,GA,30076-1523,,,,


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Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 06:57:31 [Preview] No. 11836 del
Not lying. My buddy's GF is in jail right now and i know she's been lying to him and hiding a lot of things. I hate it for him and am trying to help

Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 17:05:35 [Preview] No. 11840 del
holy shit. this happens to be close to where i live. i stopped by her place just now and she has 2 dudes tied up in the kitchen. i took the tape off one and he said she's been raping them and plans to dump their bodies in the country later. i put the tape back on his mouth and left them tied up because i dont want to get involved in this

Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 18:27:18 [Preview] No. 11841 del
Fuck off. /b/ or the rest of this website is not your personal army and therefore not going to help you. Stop being an incompetent fuck and get shit done.

Oldfag nostalgia Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:05:26 [Preview] No. 11794 [Reply]
Let's get an oldfag nostalgia thread for people lurking on 4chan and other sites back in the early 2000's
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Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 06:40:23 [Preview] No. 11816 del
No, anonib.com was shut down for being too extreme but it ran for years. A lot of blackmail stuff you can still find was from anonib.

Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 23:41:56 [Preview] No. 11826 del
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To be fair, 90s memes did suck.

Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 00:56:31 [Preview] No. 11828 del
I think there was a one hour trial I did once?
In twenty years kids will say our memes suck.

Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 01:13:39 [Preview] No. 11829 del
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Also back then (early 00s) you could just put music to anything animated and it would go viral. It still helps, though not as much.

Also perfect Kirby and .swfs from new grounds which was basically the youtube back them, before we had video streaming, a site for sharing created videos.

Khinsider for game osts, animelyrics.com, rom websites, animemusicvideo.org, Anime Web Turnpike and actual anime blogging before twitter and CR killed writing.

Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 02:54:58 [Preview] No. 11833 del
holy shit that was possibly even more cancerous than current_year

Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 06:04:23 [Preview] No. 11813 [Reply]
Sup /b/itches

I heard you pussies dream of a day you could watch nostalgic 90's spooky horrow shows with your fellow anons.

Shit like are you afraid of the dark and goosebumps and spooky anime bullshit.

Todays that day. Get on it.


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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 04:07:31 [Preview] No. 10610 [Reply]
/b/, ever since I was about 12 or 13 years old, I have masturbated to BDSM on both ends, incest, public, trap/shemale rape(real rape, not fake pornhub stuff), peeing, beastiality and gangbang porn. In hentai, I masturbate to beastiality, monsterxhuman, futa, incest, guro, dolphinxhuman, robot, loli, shota and some more that I probably forget. I have masturbated to pics of my eldest sister, fantasies of my eldest sister and have dressed up in my youngest sister and mothers clothes/dirty underwear. Sometimes I even tie my balls from my body, tie my actual balls apart so they swell up, force myself into a few sizes too small jeans, then zipper them up and force myself to watch porn for hours on end without touching my dick, not even to scratch an itch. I would go a bit more into detail, but I have a feeling that the party van might be watching me.

How do I stop? Also, what are your guys fetishes?
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Anonymous 02/16/2017 (Thu) 23:37:37 [Preview] No. 11244 del
woah get a load of this edgelord

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Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 05:24:49 [Preview] No. 11273 del
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wow, if a bird shit on my face I wouldn't run home and take a picture of it.

Anonymous 04/12/2017 (Wed) 17:00:40 [Preview] No. 11806 del
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I'm desensitized to normal porn and can't fap to normal women, only to traps. Does this mean I have to marry a fag now?
[Onsoku Ebifly (Lew)] Warui Shounen ni wa Oshioki! | Bad Boys Need to be Punished! [English] {Hennojin} [Digital]

Anonymous 04/12/2017 (Wed) 17:51:44 [Preview] No. 11807 del
>Does this mean I have to marry a fag now?
Idk man, but that sounds p gay tbh