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Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 22:26:15 [Preview] No. 12612 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone got a link for "viborg mappen" translated to "the viborg folder"
its this danish folder full of leaked snapchat nudes and shit

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 02:47:28 [Preview] No. 12581 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What the fuck has been happening over the past few months? I just visited ED for the first time in months and now it sounds like an alt-right/nazi hack site, did /pol/ seriously shit up ED with their bullshit? "Nigger", "Jew", "White", etc. are on every fucking page now, and those idiots are spreading like the disease they are. It was always about fun and realism, but now it has turned to shit.
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Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 04:35:55 [Preview] No. 12583 del
I see it as a somewhat "secretive" operation to spread disinformation and to change the definition and origin of national socialism. I am aware of multiple secretive imageboards with /pol/s that could prove to be powerful if they had a defined goal to strive towards. Faggots need to construct a new ideology instead of shilling for an old and shitty one and destroying various mediums in the process.

Anonymous 07/20/2017 (Thu) 08:50:41 [Preview] No. 12594 del
I don't know what branch of facism you believe in, but they all suck. Socialism is defensible because it is not necessarily authoritarianism, but facism tramples on generally accepted human right we have decided upon after centuries of thought, and is not defensible at all.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:46:35 [Preview] No. 12604 del
Right but then you have the anti fascists who spread fascism.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:49:43 [Preview] No. 12605 del
I don't believe in fascism, and quite frankly I don't give that much of a shit when it comes to politics. Fascism spreading idiots only want it so people who commit actions that they deem "degenerate" are sterilized and ridiculed, and so their safe-space country remains just that. Of course democracies can be swayed if the masses have been brainwashed to take a specific stance, so what works then?

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 19:17:17 [Preview] No. 12611 del
ED is and has been run by feds for years now.

32ch.org)b) Anonymous 07/01/2017 (Sat) 08:55:10 [Preview] No. 12403 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
<50 mb
<not being spammed
<true freedom of speech
<no datamining
<not broken
<tons of text formatting
why arent you on the superior chan yet?
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Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 13:25:11 [Preview] No. 12417 del
your site sucks ass and you are a spammer scum

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 06:58:02 [Preview] No. 12483 del
Пиар параши, минус

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:43:58 [Preview] No. 12493 del
8Chan fucked them up after they started shilling. Just go drop like 20 threads on their shitty board any time they shill on yours.

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 21:41:15 [Preview] No. 12495 del
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>not being spammed

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 14:51:11 [Preview] No. 12609 del
I've seen this site and it's full of shit GTFO

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Operation: Christcucks Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:37:09 [Preview] No. 12602 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello faggots, I have conceived a new idea to make hardcore Christians paranoid and scared of the world around them. So, it is evident that the majority of people listen to music on a daily basis, and there is some controversy as to what the lyrics are attempting to convey and instill within the listeners, right? Anyways, if we make a website that purposely analyzes popular songs and interprets the lyrics in such a way that it makes it seem like the song is trying to brainwash the listeners into following satan, it would scare all of them, and lulz would ensue. Here is an example:

From a popular song: The Chainsmokers - Paris

>We were staying in Paris
Paris has one of the largest secretive satanist groups or some shit
>To get away from your parents
Your Christian parents are bad and you need to be a rebellious teenager
>And I thought, "Wow
Satan offers powers that could make any human achieve greatness
>If I could take this in a shot right now
Drinking the blood of a virgin to gain power
>I don't think that we could work this out”
Someone making a deal with the devil to achieve fame
>Out on the terrace
The terrace that oversees hell
>I don't know if it's fair but I thought "How

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Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 04:32:30 [Preview] No. 12608 del
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But with all the SEO It's unlikely they would find it. Though you know I think half of the articles about Harry potter being from the devil that pop up at the top are satire.

Anonymous 07/27/2017 (Thu) 06:30:06 [Preview] No. 12642 del
Are you 13

EndChan vs 8chan, and what happen? Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 21:03:02 [Preview] No. 12029 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this is my first time here, welcome a newfriend
i am thinking about migrating from 8chan, since i read something on /8leaks/ , is it true that they are (data)mining us, and they are running sunshine and other tools that logs ip addresses, posts, and so on?
you have more neet software and have moar neet politics.

Please give me all the information i need, thanks.
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Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 12:00:56 [Preview] No. 12174 del
All threads in onionland, no matter the topic, are soon shitted up by racist plebes or fuckwad gov ops going "we don't take [somegroup] here" trying to reduce the number of people using these boards.

As you read threads, make it a habit to identify and ignore those malicious fucks. They're very easy to spot as soon as you start looking.

Anonymous 07/13/2017 (Thu) 22:44:59 [Preview] No. 12562 del
fuck me daddy

Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 17:21:12 [Preview] No. 12578 del
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Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 02:23:32 [Preview] No. 12606 del
All of the problems and unwanted popularity that has plagued imageboards can be attributed to /pol/. Imageboards originally belonged to /b/ and a few other boards, and when /pol/ was created idiots jumped on because "muh anonymoose" and "muh freedumz wite pride xDDD". They don't belong here, they were simply an external group that jumped on because they saw this new medium and wanted it for themselves, fuckers probably weren't even fond of the imageboard culture or concept before finding /pol/. I will admit, there are differences between races and it goes deeper than the color of peoples skin (Skin is the most obvious difference, and idiots who say racism is a fake concept are uneducated), but that doesn't mean we should immediately assume how someone of a specific race is going to act or excluding people based on their race. If someone is acting like an idiot, they should be kicked out, regardless of race.

Also, /pol/tards are completely oblivious to the who "anonymous" concept, whole point was to judge people on the quality of their posts, not who they were in real life.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 04:27:51 [Preview] No. 12607 del
Didn't image boards start with as a place for cartoon porn? We had /a/ except we had open on 4ch back then, and /b/ was just the natural extension of an anonymous internet and the Geocities type shenegians of expressing yourself or roleplaying as stupidly as uou wanted without consequences.

The true form of Big Brother Anonymous 07/09/2017 (Sun) 09:22:49 [Preview] No. 12529 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big Brother is just another religion, e.g. God is always watching you -> Big Brother is watching you.

The purpose of a religion is to control the way one thinks, exactly like how Big Brother is about stopping all thoughtcrimes.

Science defeats religion as soon as it finds a way to make people live forever.

Anonymous 07/14/2017 (Fri) 23:57:34 [Preview] No. 12570 del
When people say, "Humans have a need for religion," they're pretty much always actually saying, "Other humans have a need for doing what I tell them, even if it's arbitrary, irrational, and never serves their interests." Notice how rarely anyone says, "I personally have a need for religion," when they're writing apologia for religion in general. It's not because they don't bother writing it down. People who personally feel a need for religion are generally quite literate and will have written down the sentiment many times in their life. The thing is, only a few people ever feel any personal need for religion. It's not at all a universal human experience.

Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 17:12:49 [Preview] No. 12575 del
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We've always been at war with Russia and Korea.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:45:28 [Preview] No. 12603 del
>Science defeats religion as soon as it finds a way to make people live forever.

You mean when the inventor finds a way to make themselves live forever. No fucking way such an invention would be shared with the world, the human race is incompetent and retarded, they would fuck everything up if they were let into space.

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Anonymous 07/22/2017 (Sat) 02:50:38 [Preview] No. 12600 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone remember Katherine Marion and her lifeofagreatmommy YouTube channel? She was that freaky rape survivor vegan stripper that was screwing up her son, and much lulz and faps were had about it.

Anyways, after we fucked with her and she went dark for many years, I think her "son" Kaelin has resurfaced. I stumbled across this profile on Fetlife, titled "ATangerineDream" and I think it's him.

He grew up to be a diaper wearing sissy faggot. Who would have guessed? Lol

Anonymous 07/22/2017 (Sat) 03:29:16 [Preview] No. 12601 del
lol is there any vids still up of that woman?

Anime's take on the 80's Anonymous 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:40:00 [Preview] No. 12599 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
California must have felt like this in the 80's?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aBytN5HJC5Y [Embed]

Back then no one drove normal cars: everyone drove a convertible, EZ rider motorcycle, or a JEEP/pickup, COCA-COLA product placement everywhere, all young men are stupid muscular blondes, there was widespread belief in UFOs, omniscient government conspiracy theories, and death valley was a popular tourist attraction. And everyone listened to motown.

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sense of dick in your butthole Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 13:24:42 [Preview] No. 12584 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why do neurotypicals start an endless stream of insults and then tell you to get a sense of humor if you don't laugh at them? Specifically not actually getting angry, because that has many obvious answers, just not laughing. Here's the elementary:

>1. they're not jokes
>2. they're not situationally clever (ergo, not surprising)
>3. humor is a sense (i.e. not a skill) to find things funny

That's like a step beyond feminist humor where everybody is being told "oh you're so funny" and has inflated ideas of how funny they are, it's directly asking for that confirmation "you should get a sense of humor" = "you should know when to confirm our sense of humor when we say unfunny things". If you can imagine, I've actually laughed uncontrollably at actual jokes and slapstick. That I have a sense for, despite not having a sense of humor. A sixth sense of humor, as it appears to me. Perhaps a faith of humor, idk.

But to be clear, I'm asking honestly, what is their goal? Why is the answer specifically, out of all things, "sense of humor" is the cause of the hangup when you don't sense non-humor as humor. It is exactly counterintuitive, like saying "get a sense of distance" to person suffering vertigo.

You know who has a good sense of humor?
Robin Williams
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Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 18:52:45 [Preview] No. 12591 del
I'm implying my autism strongly already, I shouldn't have to specify that when i ask
it's not supposed to be translated into
>waah ooooh woe is me why me

I just. mean. why though?
But it's a good thing I'm so good at acknowlidging this normie behaviour that I can at least talk down to it. The problem is when even the internet is so hypersocialized that they can't understand text that is actually written to mean the damn thing it says it means, which is exactly why I can't speak openly about the OP question as it happens.

Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 23:34:02 [Preview] No. 12592 del
They do it because they think that they are funny. They then further try to insult you as insults normally make others try to conform more.

Anonymous 07/20/2017 (Thu) 08:47:21 [Preview] No. 12593 del
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Your sense of humor is lacking. Tsuntsun biiiiitch.

Anonymous 07/20/2017 (Thu) 09:55:50 [Preview] No. 12595 del
OP appears to be operating according to some stupid nonsense standard that he is not going to explain whatever the fuck he is mad about because he is not allowed to. Thats what happens when you are left to your own discretion where to draw the line. Humor is the line you just want to laugh.. You want to laugh at a bunch of cops petting a kidnapped girl. fuck off elitist.

Anonymous 07/20/2017 (Thu) 13:51:53 [Preview] No. 12596 del
>are you mad
>you are mad

You're the one either insane or illiterate.

pleasurerex Anonymous 07/14/2017 (Fri) 16:33:34 [Preview] No. 12566 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
she loves hicks:

send her some hicks. be good at first,then.

Anonymous 07/14/2017 (Fri) 18:20:42 [Preview] No. 12568 del
Send her erotic lit, womyn like that.

Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 17:18:55 [Preview] No. 12577 del
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buncha Hicks right here