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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:26:06 [Preview] No.14447 del
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I want to stop going to Jewish websites, but they're all Jewish. The internet was made by Jews. We're all so screwed.


Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:32:16 [Preview] No.14448 del
>>14447
The computer you are using is also jewish.


Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 06:16:09 [Preview] No.14451 del
>>14447
Jews are the master race.

>>14287
Fuck off nazi.


Anonymous 01/10/2018 (Wed) 00:24:05 [Preview] No.14510 del
>>14447
Perhaps you'd like Reddit or 4chan better. Unlike this place, they're 100% goyim-operated, promise.


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 17:01:02 [Preview] No.14701 del
unsticky this having a sticky up for almost a year is just embrassing and isnt productive it makes the board look deader than it is. when the first thing people see coming to a board is this old ass sticky it just looks bad.



Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 04:35:31 [Preview] No. 14191 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>a nuclear bomb is headed toward your city
do you even know where your closest fallout shelter is?
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Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 08:46:37 [Preview] No.14222 del
>>14208
Yea. When this would have presumably been built sometime between the 60s and 70s I'd imagine and the population of the area has well over tripled in that time period. I also don't imagine the shelter part has been updated or maintained in any meaningful way. I don't imagine it serving very well in all honesty


Anonymous 12/14/2017 (Thu) 17:33:14 [Preview] No.14257 del
nope, i'm fucked XDDDDD


Anonymous 12/15/2017 (Fri) 08:04:27 [Preview] No.14267 del
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Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 13:52:39 [Preview] No.14284 del
No. I'm just gonna head to the nearest military installation (most likely target) and await vaporization.


Anonymous 12/18/2017 (Mon) 16:25:47 [Preview] No.14313 del
I'm just planning on peeing all over myself to soak myself in a protective coat of urine. It's like you guys are fucking retarded or something.



Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 03:14:23 [Preview] No. 14526 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>kitchen SNK
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Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 06:19:44 [Preview] No.14530 del
here's something less feminine ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º), a salad tossing game with puzzle elements.


Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 06:30:23 [Preview] No.14531 del
>>14530
does each vegetable have separate ratings for crispness and freshness?
I love that the switch is getting some creative 3rd party games. never seemed like the wii u got that much.

>>14529
that's one goddamn creative title.


Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 07:32:22 [Preview] No.14533 del
>implying SNK could make a good game if their company depended on it


Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 19:10:33 [Preview] No.14539 del
King of Waifu Tiers will be uncensored, approachable but utilize the whole controller (retorting the trailer "attack with just one button")


Anonymous 01/19/2018 (Fri) 19:13:33 [Preview] No.14690 del
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>>14531
>that's one goddamn creative title.
I've been sitting on getting to call SNK 'sink' for years, and now I get this chance for a triple pun
<1. SNK is like sink
<2. It's full of women, who belong near kitchen sinks
<3. Everything but the kitchen sink is a term for many objects, which is also a mechanic in the game



Dropping like flies Anonymous 01/10/2018 (Wed) 18:43:27 [Preview] No. 14513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>uboachan down
>hikichan down
>freech down
is this only for me or is this real? any news?
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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 16:36:57 [Preview] No.14679 del
>>14675
Glauchan?

>>14676
Gotta keep one or two up to contain us. Could you image letting such memetically enlightened populations out into the clearweb? They saw what happened with Gamegate and Donald Trump. Trust me they don't want it to happen again.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 16:42:33 [Preview] No.14680 del
>>14679
Glauchan?

Just as the name implies. ':3 An imageboard dedicated to Summer Glau. It only got a few posts every once in a while, but it was active as of a few weeks ago and now its address leads to a cloudflare error page.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 16:49:28 [Preview] No.14681 del
>>14676
why are you dense enough to say the same thing over and over again? this is at least the third time you talked about a purge and started to panic cause tiny little websites no one fucking used died.
>big chans like endchan
lol this place dosent generate very much traffic theres a lot of chans bigger than this. not sure endchan would even crack the top 10 in terms of size, it probably wouldnt.
your so used to panic and rhetoric that common sense cant get through to you.
you can pretend the loss of little websites is massively important but its really fucking not you hysterical fool.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 16:51:12 [Preview] No.14682 del
>>14680
a few posts once in awhile isnt worth the money/ time to maintain a fucking website. its not hard to figure this out.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 22:39:31 [Preview] No.14683 del
>>14680
>>14679
>>14675

Real shame about glauchan. Someanon should have pulled off a proper fappaning over there.

I spent some time setting up and fucking around with Glaukaba on a cheap host because it's implemented in Perl which I know ways better than PHP. Fucked around with LynxChan too, although that was a bit of a learning cliff. I never went public with either as per >>14624



Drugs Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 02:40:49 [Preview] No. 14632 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you like drugs?
I just ordered 6 bottles of cough pills on Amazon. We truly are living in the future.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:35:06 [Preview] No.14643 del
>>14632
Well they give you such a hassle in the store now I can't blame you. After the first couple times I robo-tripped it started making me throw up so it became less desirable to do it. Also, if you puke too soon it kills the high completely. I used to do it on field trips in High School.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 14:39:45 [Preview] No.14671 del
>>14643
did you drink syrup or pills? i'd never never never recommend syrup to anyone trying to actually enjoy it.



Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 08:11:42 [Preview] No. 14542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why were people so fanatic about Toradora? Even now there are still a lot of them, and I don't think it was that amazing. The only thing that saved it from being another run of the mill school love comedy with a love triangle was Rie Kugumiya's voice.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 09:23:10 [Preview] No.14664 del
Actual dramatization. Calling it a love triangle is just a hindsighted rationalization about the obvious plot points, like reviewing a video game based on only the main missions on easy mode. Can't really tell how to explain color to the blind.
> there are still a lot of them
Perhaps in relation to some massive bias in your sampling. There could be millions, how many million times did you hear about it?


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 09:33:10 [Preview] No.14665 del
>>14664
I enjoyed it, but a lot of people have treated it like a classic, and the bloggers have called it one of the best rom-com anime. In its heyday it was everywhere in the anime-speaking internet with people reading the light novels and or playing video games/visual novels with the characters. It was fanatical and you still find vestiges of the Taiga waifu cult.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 10:15:42 [Preview] No.14666 del
>>14665
>implying they should have become bronies instead
>or watch star wars every single year
Well it is the Unreal Tournament 2004 of romance anime. Perhaps you're so used to cringe from gamers that you were caught by surprise when anime fans weren't even always trying to make Kare Kano play on pocket calculators and microwaves displays.



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Anime music sharing thread Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 18:30:01 [Preview] No. 14224 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Will share anime vocals from my new playlist. Starting with gen urobutcher's Aldnoah Zero.
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English Grammar Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 00:37:39 [Preview] No. 14631 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"I will see you at Christmas."

Do any Americans say that? Grammar book sounds like bullshit, maybe ita a Britiah thing. Americans use on for everything right?


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:39:31 [Preview] No.14644 del
As far as I know you would say at if it were a physical location or event. I will see you at the Christmas party. Practically it would be more like, I'll be home for Christmas, that's like the cliche term anyway.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dL71eMc1blw [Embed]

Am burger btw.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:40:30 [Preview] No.14645 del
It's not grammatically incorrect though I don't think OP just not a common phrasing.



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cheese foam tea Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 23:24:24 [Preview] No. 14626 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you tried the latest innovation/fad in tea technology? It's a salted slightly sweet cream at the top of your tea. Before that we had bubble boba with sweet juice inside. What will those money grubbing asian entrepreneurs think of next?


Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 23:29:09 [Preview] No.14627 del
Holy shit I tried something strange like this before! It was at an Asian place... can't remember which city I was in but I was traveling to Texas. Anyway, they had something called "milk teas"... tons of different options. I had a coconut flavored matcha tea. It was like a smoothie. Very tasty.


Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 23:35:55 [Preview] No.14628 del
What the hell is wrong with just normal tea?


Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 23:42:12 [Preview] No.14629 del
>>14628
Nothing is wrong with normal tea, this stuff is just really good too. Very unique, never tasted anything like it before.


Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 23:49:12 [Preview] No.14630 del
>>14626
>What will those money grubbing asian entrepreneurs think of next?

Good question, the only reason I woundn't mind taking a trip to visit China sometime. They have all kinds of crazy dishes.

I've tried an authentic asian cuisine before with something I can't even pronounce. It was deep fried octopus, wrapped in a crispy tempura dough which was also deep fried after being wrapped around the octopus and some kind of foreign cheese! And on top was a kind of thick balsamic sauce. Oh my gosh those Asains are wonderful people, crazy, but wonderful people.


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>>14630
That's Takoyaki. Except for the cheese, but maybe it was mayonnaise.