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Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No. 12774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i got a new camera
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Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 03:27:51 [Preview] No. 12820 del
I am very envious. I want a camera that contains an object-recognizer that identifies the top six or seven things in a picture (wall, window, sun, floor, table, plant) and regenerates the image too.

Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 05:30:30 [Preview] No. 12821 del
I think I found a picture of you on here. Mr. Envious.

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ahhhh Mr. Envious is sucker for RGB value puns

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 14:23:28 [Preview] No. 13323 del
watchin aneemay

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Good charities Anonymous 09/09/2017 (Sat) 21:38:39 [Preview] No. 13179 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are there any good charities I can donate my used car to? It has a mechanical problem that I don't want to fix since I have two cars, but it still runs and it would cost less to fix than to but a comparable car. Kars4kids (Kars4Jews) ads are bogus and it mainly helps Jewish kids in New York. Folks have been trying to get me to donate it to a church or the poor people there, and I was tempted, but there is no way in I'm giving their evangelical network any more influence. If there were a secular charity I might do it.

I don't want to support any non-profit or charity where the management gets 1 million dollar salaries or is corrupt as fuck.
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Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:23:54 [Preview] No. 13195 del
>my local npr station was taking cars as donations a while back. not really sure if they're corrupt or not.
lol, NPR isn't "corrupt", but you may or may not want to support their programming, which tends to have a certain political bent. Morons accuse them of being "left-wing", but they're too bourgeois for that designation. They're a bunch of corporatist Democrats who have a bias toward (Bill) Clinton-esque and Obama-esque economic centrism and social liberalism. So Bernie was too far left for them economically, for example, but a Mitt Romney would be too far right socially. They like abortion (rights), gun control, business-friendly environmentalism, and muh wimminz and muh dindus.

Joshua Johnson (a gay nigger), who is the host of "The 1a" had Chelsea van Valkenberg on recently to help her shill her new book and tell her how stunning and brave she is.

Unfortunately, as much as I can criticize NPR, I listen to them a lot, because I drive a lot, and basically every other political/news show on the radio is worse. So I listen to them, but I won't donate to them.

Also, tons of their reporters, show hosts, and panelists are Jews. I mean, for as much as they hyperventilate about proportional representation for blacks and women, they sure don't seem to mind that even though Jews are ~%2 of the US population, they're a huge proportion of reporters at NPR.

>Why not just sell the car and give the cash?
Sounds like a pain in the ass, and the IRS is a lot less likely to question a car donation to NPR (which they see all the time) than a supposed cash donation to a charity.

Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:33:15 [Preview] No. 13196 del
I guess I should actually make a suggestion instead of just bitching about NPR.

I like >>13184 's suggestion about donating the car directly to a person*. There are lots of decent people who are hard up for transportation because of things outside of their control. I don't like the idea of flyers though, because I think you'd just get a bunch of spics or potatoniggers (Irish) who fancy themselves shade-tree mechanics and want to put some minimum mechanical work into a free car and flip it for a grand or two.

If you're not a basement dwelling autist, you ought to be able to figure out how to meet a variety of people, some of whom will be (or will know) people who could use your car. I don't have any specific advice about that, though, because I'm a basement dwelling autist.

*In order to avoid falling afoul of various retarded laws about taxable gifts and the like, you might need to actually sell the car for a nominal amount.

Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:57:23 [Preview] No. 13200 del
I think so long as, at least in my state, you both head down to the DMV and the other person pays for the title transfer you can skirt that shit.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 18:01:56 [Preview] No. 13325 del
What car?

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 23:04:28 [Preview] No. 13328 del
96 Camry with a transmission problem.

cuntbooru Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 16:16:16 [Preview] No. 13324 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i cant acess cuntbooru.moe due to to many redirects, do you guys have the same problem?
is there a fix to this issue?
are there other sites similar to cuntbooru.moe?

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Anonymous 09/23/2017 (Sat) 18:07:58 [Preview] No. 13291 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hope you're looking forward to nothing but a hundred Hollywood remakes for five years. don't call it a grave, you choose this.
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:53:00 [Preview] No. 13306 del
That's more confusing in a way though, because I've heard studios care more about opening weekends in the US but they know most of their money is coming from China, and backend merch and...I wanna say DVD sales but is it just streaming rights now? Are DVDs popular still outside of America? I was talking to a younger co-worker and she said she didn't know how to work a DVD player, I think she's like 20? I thought that was insane. They're very simple.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:57:33 [Preview] No. 13307 del
re-reading my post I see it might come off a bit unclear. Basically they still base a lot of their decisions or at the very least have an initial overreaction based off of a now irrelevant metric, opening weekend box office in the US that is.
Maybe they're undergoing a transitionary period. That being said I've heard this might end up being the worst year for Hollywood all around in a long time. Does that include the Chinese numbers? Do they have to pay a lot of money to do business in China?

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>That's more confusing in a way though, because I've heard studios care more about opening weekends in the US
They still care a lot about that. But if a movie is expected to do well in the US on opening weekend, but very poorly in China, it's a lot harder to get made. Not impossible. But Hollywood films are big business, and the people who put their money in them (instead of the bank, or stocks, or real estate) expect significant returns. That's one of the reasons you'll almost never see a major Hollywood movie that's critical of China in any way. In fact, there was a space movie a couple years ago (might have been Interstellar, they all run together for me) where the film made a point of showing a benevolent China sending one of their rockets to save the day. Pure pandering.

As for DVD (and Blu-ray) sales, I don't know whether they're going up or down or what, but not even all of the US has broadband internet at home, and there are billions of people in the world who still don't have internet at all. Not to mention that the availability of a given film through "streaming" doesn't mean it's universally available. Streaming on what? Netflix, Hulu, HBO, etc.? If you look at people/households that have fast broadband internet and subscribe to multiple streaming services, I'm sure they don't buy many DVDs anymore. Otherwise, it remains a valuable medium for now, the occasional 20-year-old cumdumpster notwithstanding.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:23:39 [Preview] No. 13310 del
that snail better be 18

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:45:49 [Preview] No. 13312 del
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It is.

In snail years.

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Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:11:19 [Preview] No. 12932 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi endchan I'm rozelli
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Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 04:35:57 [Preview] No. 13218 del
I guess... if you say so.

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Anonymous 09/21/2017 (Thu) 15:51:16 [Preview] No. 13269 del
expecto patronum

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:44:21 [Preview] No. 13294 del
Read what British feminists have to say and detoxify your mind. porn is a tool of the patriarchy to enslave the female mind and normalize female submission.

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Anonymous 10/24/2016 (Mon) 15:07:27 [Preview] No. 9829 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Whats the new place?
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Anonymous 07/12/2017 (Wed) 02:17:14 [Preview] No. 12548 del
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librechan was good. for some reason any discussion of it and all these people frothing from the mouth yelling "pedo" show up. it had far less pedo related content than any of the links in this thread.

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Anonymous 09/23/2017 (Sat) 02:01:09 [Preview] No. 13287 del
>librechan was good. for some reason any discussion of it and all these people frothing from the mouth yelling "pedo" show up. it had far less pedo related content than any of the links in this thread.
Yep. libre/b/ was head and shoulders above every other diaspora /b/. It reminded me a bit of the old, old days on 4/b/.

I miss it. Some things are too good to last, I guess.

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Mods trying to beg for money. Anonymous 09/17/2017 (Sun) 19:35:47 [Preview] No. 13247 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Seriously, what the fuck. Pic related.

So is this going to just be like 4chan and 8chan now?
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Anonymous 09/18/2017 (Mon) 09:39:14 [Preview] No. 13258 del
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Is this real OP? I don't see it on operate, donations page, news, or the OFFICAL TWITTER.

Anonymous 09/18/2017 (Mon) 09:45:58 [Preview] No. 13259 del
You can't DISPROVE that a sekrit club exits.

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I'll do some digging.

Anonymous 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:14:15 [Preview] No. 13261 del
Man the premium features really make this site. You guys are missing out if you don't do this.the rest of this message can only be seen by premium members

Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 21:09:41 [Preview] No. 13284 del
I bet your message is just a picture of your dick. イラナイヨ

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Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 10:19:16 [Preview] No. 13278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I don't know where to share this.

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a tail that lifts up a girl's skirt which she can't control turns me on

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the idea of a girl with a tail that she can't control, which tends to lift up her skirt is a major turn on.

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Anonymous 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:42:21 [Preview] No. 13262 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

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How to avoid crazy people in parks Anonymous 09/17/2017 (Sun) 23:09:24 [Preview] No. 13253 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you do when Mexicans sitting ariund parks look at you and are like, "Yo dawg" and if you say "Hello and turn away to ignore them they keep calling out to you, "dawg, dawg, hey, hey!" They must either be thugs or bums and there are getting to be more of them. A few days ago I was almost ran over when a muscular mexican on a bicycle suddenly barreled into the parking lot with a cop car in hot pursuit behind it, (the cop got close behind him and threatened to hit him with the car right before the Mexican stopped and was handcuffed.

Before the recession there weren't many crazy people or bums living around here, and maybe I need to move. It sucks, I was finally getting comfortable with this place. Now it looks like I can't even safely enjoy my walks through the city any longer.

Anonymous 09/19/2017 (Tue) 20:02:10 [Preview] No. 13264 del
The only reason to go through parks for me is to go look for my soulmate, who wouldn't be in those parks either because normal people would persecute her for being herself, just like they do me, much worse than any bum mexican. I react well to being called out, and won't waver even at knifepoint from who I am. But the whole of normal society is doing something more decisive than that, they have systematized normalfaggotry to a point where any resistance is futile, any victory just wastes time while other normalfags rally to another battlefield of browbeating with an inversely proportional success rate that makes eventual succumbing to them a mathematical inevitability.

Human interaction is a do or die gamble. If you're inclined to avoid mexican thugs, the same methods apply as rape prevention: show no uncertainty, and do show groupthink, attackers can sense those who are fundamentally lonesome, and know how to slide past the network of social normativity. They can see from the aura that a normalfag who acts like a normalfag has been consistent and secured people who would go looking for him, so they target those who don't. They only ever get caught if they target the wrong person, not the way they target him, and the inverse of that is the only smoke an mirrors that makes law enforcement effective. You carry the normalcy in your person. You're doing well just clamping up and taking a brisker pace, as they see it is the normal thing to do.

Of course I can do that and have done that, but it's the matter of proportion and time. Normalcy also pimps out mates for its carriers, and kills those who oppose it particularly on the basis of getting to them before they can meet each other and form an opposing standard. It's like a flame eating up all the air in a closed space. It takes the shape that burns away everything else to create nothing because with nothing to burn it would have no fuel.

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forgot ebin meme profile pic

Anonymous 09/21/2017 (Thu) 18:23:05 [Preview] No. 13270 del
Stop living in detroit OP