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Death poems of /b/ Anonymous 06/05/2017 (Mon) 13:53:14 [Preview] No. 12210 [Reply]
So apparently there used to be a japanese tradition of writing a short poem as you were dying, which I find makes me feel almost unbearably...something. Anyway I was wondering if anyone would like to try their hand at it (as if you knew you were dying soon)? Here's a famous one as example

Falling ill on a journey
my dreams go wandering
over withered fields



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banned from cuckchan Anonymous 06/04/2017 (Sun) 08:54:37 [Preview] No. 12208 [Reply]
We all know most of the anons here were banned from cuckchan, greentext what you did.
>finds CP on google
>shocked.gif
>asks 4chans /b of opinions if it is cp
>doesn't provide source just how to find
>great discussion
>banned for posting CP
>mfw



Anonymous 02/10/2017 (Fri) 03:39:51 [Preview] No. 11162 [Reply]
Ask a pedo thread? ask a pedo thread
>inb4 kys
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Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 00:43:09 [Preview] No. 11945 del
>>11162
Have you heard of soap on a rope? You can wash without fear of dropping it and when the soaps all used up you've got a handy bit of cordage to hang yourself


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 05:00:25 [Preview] No. 11962 del
Why?


Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 02:31:31 [Preview] No. 12051 del
>>11162
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.


Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 09:43:55 [Preview] No. 12076 del
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>>12051
You make an excellent point.


Anonymous 06/04/2017 (Sun) 08:48:39 [Preview] No. 12207 del
Do you own any CP?



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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 13:11:20 [Preview] No. 12092 [Reply]
fuck me. 8ch is even more unbearable of late.
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Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 02:44:42 [Preview] No. 12143 del
>>12092
my isp is banned so I can't even post on 4chan.
Where else can I talk about traveling japan?
8ch is dead.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 02:44:52 [Preview] No. 12144 del
>>12092
my isp is banned so I can't even post on 4chan.
Where else can I talk about traveling japan?
8ch is dead.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 04:27:21 [Preview] No. 12146 del
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>>12144
Go for it. I had a great time in Japan but I ran out of money part way through and had to get a job manning a forklift.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 05:00:34 [Preview] No. 12147 del
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>>12142
This to be honest. They'd rather bitch about how bad 8ch is then discuss whatever they got banned/deleted/spoken to rudely. Our /pol/ here has become pretty fucking disgraceful this past year and has all the same issues 8ch does with probably 1/10th of the users.



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Fireflies Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 05:19:28 [Preview] No. 12111 [Reply]
Has anyone seen a ton of these things in real life? There was a visual novel where a girl went to a river swung a magical sword that caused a breeze, and kicked up about ten thousand of them. I think the pictures I've seen are fake.


Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 18:10:36 [Preview] No. 12114 del
Fuck, man. I haven't. I've wanted to, but I never find any.


Anonymous 05/21/2017 (Sun) 08:01:31 [Preview] No. 12116 del
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I have a few times. Warm summer nights in the midwest US, fields with long grass and a pond somewhere not too far away are conditions I've seen them in. They all start blinking for a little while and then they stop. It's not like a breeze kicks them up though, they just kind of do their thing at some mysterious agreed-upon time. A snapshot of a field of them probably wouldn't look like much, but I'd think a time-lapse by a photog that knew what they were doing might really be something.


Anonymous 05/24/2017 (Wed) 23:45:03 [Preview] No. 12130 del
I always see them out if I go check on the cattle pastures at night. Not quite as bright as usually portrayed, but interesting to observe nonetheless. The first time I see them each summer I always think somebody's flashing a light from a distance, then they pop up all around the field.


Anonymous 06/03/2017 (Sat) 02:36:15 [Preview] No. 12202 del
Hotarubi no mori e <feelings>



My sad story: when I was Gang raped in the park Anonymous 05/28/2017 (Sun) 04:11:10 [Preview] No. 12154 [Reply]
So Tte other day I wa physically sexually harassed. I was playing on my guitar in a park and two darkie kids who were manspreading a distance behind me who had no appreciation for fine music started throwing nuts at the table around me when I wasn't facing them as a prank. Then one of the nuts collided with my back and I realized it was just a symbol of male dominance and I was looking at black rapists. And do you know how scary it is to be alone with real coloured rapists?

It was a real triggering for me. I had just been quasi-mentally sexually gang-raped. Never before as a cishet have I felt the shame of being threatened and victimized with violence by the androcratic order of budding rapers. I had never b4 been forced to touch another man's nuts in all my years of practicing "G-D Knows" with falsetto voice (for authenticity only as I am not gay.) But now I know firsthand the struggles of the womyn and transbians. My world had shifted. As I walked out of the park nothing happened at all, but I will never forget what happened on that day.


Anonymous 05/28/2017 (Sun) 14:05:14 [Preview] No. 12159 del
bath time bb


Anonymous 06/03/2017 (Sat) 02:12:48 [Preview] No. 12201 del
>>12154
>No trigger warnings
Fuck you.



"I am a survivor" Anonymous 05/31/2017 (Wed) 00:41:04 [Preview] No. 12166 [Reply]
What the fuck do people mean when they say this? Everyone you have ever met by definition is a survivor, otherwise they would be dead. How is this anything to brag about and not just a hollow platitude?


Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 21:19:58 [Preview] No. 12180 del
Do they think they're Vetrans of WW1 or smth?


Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 21:40:47 [Preview] No. 12182 del
>>12166
They are just referring that you got out of the pussy alive (managed to fertilize a egg)


Anonymous 06/02/2017 (Fri) 12:32:24 [Preview] No. 12197 del
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it mean we ain't finna b takin no shit from no jive ass honkey niggas talkin shit nao step off b4 we gitcha ass broke boi u haerd


Anonymous 06/02/2017 (Fri) 14:40:28 [Preview] No. 12199 del
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jo


Anonymous 06/03/2017 (Sat) 00:00:34 [Preview] No. 12200 del
>>12199
Kelly Rowland thread?



Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 01:00:25 [Preview] No. 12098 [Reply]
banned from 4chan for saying pizza any help?


Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 09:56:22 [Preview] No. 12106 del
>>12098
go away. not only that the 4chan mods play with your posting history and basically gang stalk you.


Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 10:19:47 [Preview] No. 12107 del
pizzagate related or you are a pedo?


sage Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 14:43:55 [Preview] No. 12176 del
>>12098
you have plenty of remaining options: facebook, 9gag, reddit


Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 23:56:11 [Preview] No. 12189 del
>>12098
fuck off


Anonymous 06/02/2017 (Fri) 13:52:18 [Preview] No. 12198 del
>>12098
how in the fuck did you end up here? did some shit head post this site on the 4chan facebook page?



New Cracky/SkyQueen bread Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 00:48:39 [Preview] No. 11827 [Reply]
>old one kill
>no nu1
smfh


Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 23:42:14 [Preview] No. 12188 del
bamp


Anonymous 06/02/2017 (Fri) 02:04:53 [Preview] No. 12191 del
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your Waifu a shit



Recipe sharing Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 21:18:00 [Preview] No. 12179 [Reply]
Popping boba, goes well with ice cream.
https://youtu.be/TKTU-dhjBOY