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Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 18:35:07 [Preview] No. 13219 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can't believe how many Americans are stuff enough to actually believe pizzagate is real.

Anonymous 09/15/2017 (Fri) 11:50:29 [Preview] No. 13228 del
oh shit looks we got a snax thread

Anonymous 10/05/2017 (Thu) 18:58:02 [Preview] No. 13402 del
There is much about Pizzagate that warrants serious investigation.

Anonymous 10/07/2017 (Sat) 17:54:45 [Preview] No. 13415 del
no there isn't but why don't you grab a gun and storm into a pizza parlor and wave it around anyway because the rest of us need all the humor we can get

Anonymous 10/07/2017 (Sat) 18:23:29 [Preview] No. 13416 del
>believe pizzagate is real.
It isn't a religion, no one is believing anything, however there is real evidence and investigations keep getting quashed.

Let's face it, you haven't seen the evidence, you don't really care but I'm sure some late night comic told you what to think and you sneered in confirmation bias and group think agreement to a laugh track. So your mind is set in the knowledge you are one of the enlightened sniggering at the lowly proles that are stupid enough to believe anything they are told.

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OK, THIS IS IMPORTANT!! Anonymous 10/05/2017 (Thu) 18:56:43 [Preview] No. 13401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So, this was posted on a indian(country) fb page , when some crook radical nationalists gone ape-shit
on this and report and banned and removed that post.
For first i'm gonna say, THIS IS NOT OFFENSIVE. you know ,what is offensive?
making a meme written "duchebag" on the subject. that's offensive !!
you maniacs!! there are plenty of anti-creativity
knucklehead slaves out there who have been brainwashed by their master leader figures, who are
non-human controlfreak haters and doesn't understand a simple humor. they think they will use
national heroes for their good awesome mass-murdering and hatin' business.
and that's not gonna happen, we the free people won't let it happen in THE INTERNET atleast.
Internet is the prime place for freedom of speech and human rights.
we don't try to control and decide who's gonna have rights to use internet.
So, hereby request if you can ,flood the internet with this meme for the sake of freedom.
everyone has right to express themselves unless they're physically hurting other people.
i want it to be featured on even 9gag...i know it's gay now... but still.
you can make it happen bruhs! cheers.

Anonymous 10/05/2017 (Thu) 19:29:02 [Preview] No. 13405 del
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I don't really find the translation funny, May be it works better in Hindi, but it shouldn't have been deleted just because you upset someone's patriotism. We could do without sacred respect that disallows jokes.

I don't know why and I won't echo speculation about helicopter parenting being the cause...but we are sliding backwards from enlightenment values toward policing speech. It worries me and I also find myself in disagreement on the internet often these days with people who want to censor me for my unpopular views or my jokes.

Anonymous 10/05/2017 (Thu) 19:38:02 [Preview] No. 13406 del
Btw, being pro-nationalism should be considered controversial. I would much rather that people align with higher principles and values, and do what is right rather than giving up what is right out of a sense of unquestionable loyalty to people who are in the wrong. Being smeared as unamerican, our somehow an untreatable deviant outside should often be taken as a badge of honor, becayse it suggests you have an independent mind that treats the dilemmas of the world fairly, and aides by a code of principles more than loyalties.

Anonymous 10/05/2017 (Thu) 02:54:30 [Preview] No. 13394 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What can we do to remove a sacred taboo, and make discussing religion acceptable? Religion doesn't deserve a special level of respect any more than politics, but there are many sites which refuse to allow it.

European sites in particular hate to allow religious debates, even if they're run by atheists, and I find that terrifying. I will post two pictures with examples.

Anonymous 10/03/2017 (Tue) 09:29:29 [Preview] No. 13385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
But even the 4chan's /lgbt/ board is mostly Christian posters these days, and they're the most likely group of males to reject religion. Not sure if we've always been this stupid or if the chans picked up religion as we became more mainstream. /pol/'s slide towards the right might have helped attract the religious conservatives too.

Anonymous 10/03/2017 (Tue) 09:31:07 [Preview] No. 13386 del
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Fuck, didn't mean to make a new thread. Here have some porn as an apology.

Help an Anon Anonymous 10/02/2017 (Mon) 11:35:24 [Preview] No. 13381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:54:40 [Preview] No. 13370 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why is this place better than mewch?

Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 07:48:58 [Preview] No. 13372 del
why is this exact thread on mewch asking the opposite question is that the real question?

Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 10:46:11 [Preview] No. 13373 del
>women browse mewch
pffft, no thanks

Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 14:00:45 [Preview] No. 13374 del
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tbqh, Megamilk is a bit of attention whore for an admin. Doing streams, posting selfies, it's kind of annoying. If Mewch stays up for a a few more months I'll give him some props but he doesn't seem to have the gumption to have a long term project like this.

Anonymous 10/04/2017 (Wed) 00:00:10 [Preview] No. 13388 del
Poor King Graham.

Anonymous 09/27/2017 (Wed) 22:19:41 [Preview] No. 13356 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you trust a sex doll made in china? They are cheaper. I bet the Japanese sex dolls are largely outsourced to China by now anyway.
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Anonymous 09/28/2017 (Thu) 01:50:08 [Preview] No. 13358 del
I'm getting more and more tempted to buy one. I used to think these things were too expensive, and that only the supreme $8,000 Japanese ones were worth looking at, but then I found out China has been making knock off ones for $500, like the last picture. Does anyone have experience with these?

I'm just concerned that I'll get tired of it, or break the pussy (I don't think you can fix it), and then all that money will be wasted. And if I move or change countries again it would be basically impossible to affordably move that doll, and I would be embarrassed to show it to any future roommates. It seems like a waifu level of investment you can only afford to make once you're extremely settled down and have a great deal of privacy, like buying a luxery car, or buying a house with a mortgage. I probably value my freedom too much to sacrifice the freedom to move whenever I want.

And if I have to get rid of it, well, this isn't the kind of thing you can give to a friend. "Hey dude, want my sex doll? Sorry she used; I already wrecked her pussy." Forget wrapping it like a plush doll and giving it to a kid when you're done either, the silicon is a giveaway and you might get arrested for soliciting sex with a minor.

Anonymous 09/28/2017 (Thu) 04:34:31 [Preview] No. 13361 del
This Chibese sex doll is really creepy for some reason. I think they deliberately gave her extra big tits and eyes to appeal to those who fetishishize those traits?

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Anonymous 09/28/2017 (Thu) 06:33:44 [Preview] No. 13364 del
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Pose them right and it's hard to They're not human. You just have to be careful m to not buy one from a scammer.

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greentext moments of absolute humiliation Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 21:51:09 [Preview] No. 13349 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Always given a baby to hold in this reoccurring dream.
>I have this dream every few years or so.
>The baby is fragile and always dies by turning grey or transparent.
>One time I was playing with it with plastic toys and a little shaker toy that beeped when you poked the baby.
>I would poke its tummy with the toy and it would laugh like a youtube video.
>I decide to touch its nose to make it laugh.
>There is a huge dent in the babies face and its immediately dead.
>Traumatized by these dreams I always am very nervous when holding babies in real life.
>The last time I held a co-workers baby I was so elated that it was not a dream I said in a baby voice "Your not gonna die"
>So frazzled by saying that out loud I try to explain the dreams I have.
>I am rushing when discussing it so it sounds like I dream or aspire to harm infants.
>Its still hectic that woman was a friend of mine now I eventually explained how it was nightmares not dreams.


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No. 12774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i got a new camera
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Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 03:27:51 [Preview] No. 12820 del
I am very envious. I want a camera that contains an object-recognizer that identifies the top six or seven things in a picture (wall, window, sun, floor, table, plant) and regenerates the image too.

Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 05:30:30 [Preview] No. 12821 del
I think I found a picture of you on here. Mr. Envious.

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ahhhh Mr. Envious is sucker for RGB value puns

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 14:23:28 [Preview] No. 13323 del
watchin aneemay

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Good charities Anonymous 09/09/2017 (Sat) 21:38:39 [Preview] No. 13179 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are there any good charities I can donate my used car to? It has a mechanical problem that I don't want to fix since I have two cars, but it still runs and it would cost less to fix than to but a comparable car. Kars4kids (Kars4Jews) ads are bogus and it mainly helps Jewish kids in New York. Folks have been trying to get me to donate it to a church or the poor people there, and I was tempted, but there is no way in I'm giving their evangelical network any more influence. If there were a secular charity I might do it.

I don't want to support any non-profit or charity where the management gets 1 million dollar salaries or is corrupt as fuck.
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Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:23:54 [Preview] No. 13195 del
>my local npr station was taking cars as donations a while back. not really sure if they're corrupt or not.
lol, NPR isn't "corrupt", but you may or may not want to support their programming, which tends to have a certain political bent. Morons accuse them of being "left-wing", but they're too bourgeois for that designation. They're a bunch of corporatist Democrats who have a bias toward (Bill) Clinton-esque and Obama-esque economic centrism and social liberalism. So Bernie was too far left for them economically, for example, but a Mitt Romney would be too far right socially. They like abortion (rights), gun control, business-friendly environmentalism, and muh wimminz and muh dindus.

Joshua Johnson (a gay nigger), who is the host of "The 1a" had Chelsea van Valkenberg on recently to help her shill her new book and tell her how stunning and brave she is.

Unfortunately, as much as I can criticize NPR, I listen to them a lot, because I drive a lot, and basically every other political/news show on the radio is worse. So I listen to them, but I won't donate to them.

Also, tons of their reporters, show hosts, and panelists are Jews. I mean, for as much as they hyperventilate about proportional representation for blacks and women, they sure don't seem to mind that even though Jews are ~%2 of the US population, they're a huge proportion of reporters at NPR.

>Why not just sell the car and give the cash?
Sounds like a pain in the ass, and the IRS is a lot less likely to question a car donation to NPR (which they see all the time) than a supposed cash donation to a charity.

Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:33:15 [Preview] No. 13196 del
I guess I should actually make a suggestion instead of just bitching about NPR.

I like >>13184 's suggestion about donating the car directly to a person*. There are lots of decent people who are hard up for transportation because of things outside of their control. I don't like the idea of flyers though, because I think you'd just get a bunch of spics or potatoniggers (Irish) who fancy themselves shade-tree mechanics and want to put some minimum mechanical work into a free car and flip it for a grand or two.

If you're not a basement dwelling autist, you ought to be able to figure out how to meet a variety of people, some of whom will be (or will know) people who could use your car. I don't have any specific advice about that, though, because I'm a basement dwelling autist.

*In order to avoid falling afoul of various retarded laws about taxable gifts and the like, you might need to actually sell the car for a nominal amount.

Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:57:23 [Preview] No. 13200 del
I think so long as, at least in my state, you both head down to the DMV and the other person pays for the title transfer you can skirt that shit.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 18:01:56 [Preview] No. 13325 del
What car?

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 23:04:28 [Preview] No. 13328 del
96 Camry with a transmission problem.