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Krosmaga porn thread Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 22:34:56 [Preview] No. 12042 [Reply]
>play Krosmaga
>interest grows
>go to rule34 paheal
>search game title
>mfw only 2 copies of Cra jerking dick

Guys, this is sad.
Not even a single fucking Sacrier painal gif.
Not even a single Cra mutilating dicks.
I wish I didn't give my wacom to artistically more talented and engaged imouto-tan. T_T
Anyway, we need more porn of that. NOW. SERIOUSLY. Like, IOS r63, ANYTHING at this point. Even faggotry. ANYTHING.

Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 22:36:44 [Preview] No. 12043 del
Wait, IOS? Did I really write that???

Anonymous 05/08/2017 (Mon) 03:55:54 [Preview] No. 12046 del
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What's the r34 game like with card games typically?

hypocrisies Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 17:12:20 [Preview] No. 11821 [Reply]
>"there are no girls on the internet"
>literally everything from gamergate to youtube monetization is thin-skinned Mean Girl Syndrome drama bullshit from all sides
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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:34:51 [Preview] No. 11967 del
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Pretty sure Boxxy was a drag queen as well.

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Anonymous 05/02/2017 (Tue) 12:07:53 [Preview] No. 12021 del
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>militarization of police force within urban areas is terrible and inhumane treatment of American citizens
>peace keeping forces working for militaries in whichever part of the world are polite and wonderful and the only thing holding together the local moral fiber

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Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 06:26:14 [Preview] No. 12044 del
Newhalfs are fun primarily because of the hypocrisy. It's funny to read transsexual writers and see how long until they throw a hissy fit and threaten to not produce new content, or even kill themselves.

Right now at Fictionmania (an erotic story site) this is happening again:


>The reviews I have a problem with include:
>1. personal attacks
>This has only happened once, and I asked the task force to remove it. It was very upsetting, and I felt that if the review were not removed, I might never write again.

Translation: I am a little baby and want to be treated like one. I will complain until the site deletes what makes me feel bad. I don't want to learn to write well, and I don't want to grow some balls.

Urgent warning about space rays Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 05:36:41 [Preview] No. 12040 [Reply]
Tonight at 12:30am to 3:30am make sure to turn off the phone, cellular, tablet, ect...and put away from your body. Singapore television announced the news. Please tell your family and friends. Toinght,12:30am to 3:30am for our planet will be very high radiation. Cosmic rays will pass close to earth. So please turn off your cell phone. Do not leave your device close to your body, it can cause you terrible damage. Check Google and NASA BBC news. Send this message to all the people who matter to you.

Please share this status so that you'll be saving millions of lives

Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 07:52:17 [Preview] No. 12041 del
This happens all the time. Chill out and enjoy the rays.

Brace for the 10th:

>CME IMPACT POSSIBLE ON MAY 10TH: On May the 4th, unstable magnetic fields in the sun's atmosphere shifted and hurled a CME into space. The cloud's velocity was relatively low; indeed, it appears that it will take 6 whole days to cross the sun-Earth divide. NOAA forecasters expect it to arrive on May 10th. Polar geomagnetic activity is therefore possible next week.


8chan down again Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 09:01:31 [Preview] No. 12022 [Reply]
I wonder how long it will take to restart this time?
Also, did this have anything to do with the /b/ get?

Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 15:00:27 [Preview] No. 12023 del
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The 7000000 get didn't happen yet, but /b/ was going through a shitstorm of spam (some of it cp).
why does it say april 26th, 2017.

Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 03:41:38 [Preview] No. 12024 del
So....it was nuffin?

Anonymous 04/28/2017 (Fri) 05:34:05 [Preview] No. 12000 [Reply]
Call this number and wish him a happy birthday 619-2147-492

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 21:42:35 [Preview] No. 12014 del
It's a scam or trap.

Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 13:56:46 [Preview] No. 12017 del
i did and a clown reached thru the phone with his smelly clown penis and touched my shoulder

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Bath Nite Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:29:45 [Preview] No. 11919 [Reply]
can you wash your penises too hard?

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 21:47:59 [Preview] No. 11926 del
>Permanent no fap achievement award.

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Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 09:57:37 [Preview] No. 12010 del
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Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 13:56:01 [Preview] No. 12016 del
dick, dicks, dickself

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The wonders of foreign food Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:06:44 [Preview] No. 11984 [Reply]
>pee is collected from primary schools and usedan to soak flavor into a hardboiled egg.

>Stinky tofu tastes like rotten garbage.

>Chinese refuse to eat Mexican food because it's dirty, and non-Asian food abroad because it doesn't taste as good as Chow Mein in Paris.

>But their tastes aren't worse, don't be prejudiced.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 07:48:37 [Preview] No. 11987 del
a billion chinks can't be wrong dude

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:54:49 [Preview] No. 11990 del
tofu takes on the flavor of what it is cooked with

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 00:13:46 [Preview] No. 11994 del
>Starving Chinks have mixed garbage or shit with tofu for hundreds of years.
>They came to savour the taste.

Anonymous 04/28/2017 (Fri) 23:24:18 [Preview] No. 12006 del
feces are delicious, a billion flies can't be wrong

Anonymous 04/26/2017 (Wed) 19:50:13 [Preview] No. 11993 [Reply]
Anyone else hear that Hans Rosling died?

I always liked his Don't Panic stuff. There is a great part where he shows how the whole world is progressing, except Africa.
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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 18:48:24 [Preview] No. 11969 del
Spoke too soon.

Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No. 11971 del
50 PIECES OF SILVER! That's like $9 billion dollars or one house!

Protect your dicks at all cost Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:48:34 [Preview] No. 11978 del
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>Atheists and agnostics are more ally to be male (64%) than female (36%).
>Atheism correlates with IQ
>women are more likely to have a college education
>women have lower IQ scores
>women have smaller brains
>women don't have testosterone to calm them down, and go insane at least once a month due to the menstruation cycle which makes holding a rational thought difficult

Ergo women are stupid. As atheists we should value rationality above all; lead a brolife. Work out, stimulate your testosterone levels however you can. Avoid women, they are the devils, they will suck you into atheism+ and cuck you so hard you'll have blueballs and forget how to solve math problems. Marriage is a parasitical institution that keeps you at your wife's church and away from atheism.

Remember, if you lose your dick, you lose your testosterone which is the key to your rationality. And if your balls get cut off then you should just cut off your head too. Only your dick matters in this universe. Atheists have found the purpose of life, and it is to preserve your dick.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 00:48:44 [Preview] No. 11986 del
>one house
No, that's one horse! Don't tell me you've never bought a wife with 50 pieces?

Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 04:44:51 [Preview] No. 11992 del
The man with the hat has autism and several learning disabilities. In your next video are you going to make fun of infants for being babies?

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:43:31 [Preview] No. 11989 [Reply]
Can you attach flacs?