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Good tv shows Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 05:06:08 [Preview] No. 12075 [Reply]
Do we still have some good educational shows on TV?

And Boomer friend is a fan of master chef Jr on local TV. Another dumb reality tv show. She loves them, watches several hours of them every night, watches Fox too, listens to conservative tall radio and voted for Trump. This is an example of capitalism making people stupid.


Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:43:57 [Preview] No. 12086 del
Bourdain's travel shows were pretty good. I don't know if he's still doing the CNN one but it became less and less about where they were or any history of the place outside of bad shit happened here during XX now look at this bad ass video editing!

How the states got their shapes was pretty good. A lot of the first century of US politics was pretty touch and go and tons of religious and ethnic disputes manifested in various ways. I guess Vermont exists solely because neither New York or New Hampshire wanted to deal with the Quakers living in a disputed area and it ended up becoming another state. The border with Canada was supposed to only go up to a certain latitude. They sent surveyors up to build forts at the border, but the ones in Maine got paid 35-50% of their payment in booze and went way too far.


Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:46:33 [Preview] No. 12087 del
But yea I can only think of one recent thing worth a damn.


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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:34:25 [Preview] No. 11875 [Reply]
Nearly all of my immediate fam and "friends" are fucking satanist I've been an on and off neet since I graduated should I just joint the military to get away or bum it in another state?
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Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 19:01:36 [Preview] No. 12019 del
>>12018
>>12018
bad comparison fam


Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 16:28:20 [Preview] No. 12093 del
UPDATE: so I was browsing through fb and was seduced but this girl I've known,she's been to a couple events that i went too once (big drug parties in the desert). So im like well I'm not doing anything rn might as well. I get there get a feeling in my stomach like I should leave don't listen to it. They start talking more sus and really gets to me that i should leave so I do "uhh i have this thing i have go to" leave immediately, go to gas station open phone to delete the fb post, browser unresponsive close all apps, I swipe to turn the last the last off it won't budge and a fucking reptilian person eye pops up, it's so menacing restart phone it's gone
Should I leave asap, if so I only have 100 bucks and 3/4 of a tank


Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 19:44:49 [Preview] No. 12095 del
>>12093
By sus i mean pretty sure they wanted to sacrifice me


Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 04:16:50 [Preview] No. 12103 del
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>>12093
>>12093
reptilian eye? Naw bruh u fukt


Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 21:16:05 [Preview] No. 12105 del
>>12103
I guess if it is my time, pray to the Lord my soul to keep



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Anonymous 02/12/2017 (Sun) 21:58:21 [Preview] No. 11224 del
>>11221
It is the crooked Nazi sign.


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Most offensive Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 00:47:20 [Preview] No. 12062 [Reply]
Bring it on, let's see y'alls most offensive or disturbing memes. No holding back.
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Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 16:21:06 [Preview] No. 12084 del
>"post offensive memes"
>run-of-the-mill cartoon guro

Now that's just sad. And weren't these supposed to be memes?


Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:38:55 [Preview] No. 12085 del
scary


Anonymous 05/15/2017 (Mon) 21:51:44 [Preview] No. 12089 del
>>12072
lolé



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Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 03:27:41 [Preview] No. 12079 [Reply]
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Anonymous 05/15/2017 (Mon) 19:20:50 [Preview] No. 12088 del
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Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 16:48:02 [Preview] No. 12057 [Reply]
I shat in a sock and froze it and then I shat into a second sock and took both poopsocks with one in each hand and swung the warm poopsock into a busker's face then immediately followed with the frozen one so that the last thing he remembered before losing conciousness was getting hot karled. I name this technique "Summer and Winter Strike". I then proceeded to place my weapons over each of his hands and secured them with cable ties like some scatological bondage mittens. When he awoke he was shocked! A crowd had gathered around us too. But I merely gave the busker a knowing look, and at once he understood. His destiny was not to sing for pocket change. He was to be the next boxing world champion. I took his bound and shit-covered hand in my own and from that day on, his training began.


Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 12:19:10 [Preview] No. 12077 del
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>i'll fuck you till you love me



Anonymous 05/08/2017 (Mon) 14:19:57 [Preview] No. 12048 [Reply]
I'm 19 and still virgin.
Need help with the girls. I don't know what to say to them and that shit.

Post flirting tips and overall seduction tips I suppose
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Anonymous 05/08/2017 (Mon) 17:08:06 [Preview] No. 12050 del
>>12049
would happily do that. But how does one reach that scenario?


Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 04:03:55 [Preview] No. 12052 del
>>12050
Depends, if you're in college or have some shit part time job, alcohol plus certain recreational drugs are probably you're best friend. Overall seduction tips I don't necessarily have any other than you have to be or appear to be very socially aware and dynamic as to what situations you may or may not be. Since you're asking here I'm guessing this is not true but it's something you probably just need work at.

Chicks are just as horny as dudes if not more so but when confronted with a perplexing situation their first response is to act irrationally in a manner that they see as commensurate.

If you're not looking for super attractive ones just go to church and find the slutty tsundere ugly one.


Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 21:06:39 [Preview] No. 12055 del
>I don't know what to say to them and that shit.

Do something you can talk about later. Go on an adventure, good conversation requires experience.


Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 21:18:26 [Preview] No. 12073 del
>>12048
Stop jerking off so much.
Also trust me I'd rather be a virgin rn I fucked up now I got hpv, luckily it's going away and should be gone in another year but trust having premarital sex complicates things way more than you like, after you have sex with some one for the 3-4 time biology really kicks in, better to do that with someone you truly love


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>>12073
What do you mean about biology kicking in? And wear a condom and don't horrifyingly swallow cum because gays have AIDS, or do oral on sluts. You won't feel it right away, but both suck away your chi.



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#DertiSanchez Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 13:31:22 [Preview] No. 11914 [Reply]
Okay, so. Apparently the season 3 of Rick and Morty preview referenced this McD's Disney Mulan sweet sauce, leading to a bunch of people asking for it to return, which in turn butt hart a bunch of SJW's calling it racist because just like hollandaise isn't Dutch and there's no pineapple in italian oven bread, szechuan is nothing like Chinese Sichuan.

http://archive.is/8l3CW

This is all quite retarded. Only one thing left for McDonalds to do: re-release szechuan under marketing term like #TriedSzechuan, and troll everybody by making it taste like shit instead of good. Make it canon that Rick did it, I don't know.
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Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 07:10:30 [Preview] No. 12056 del
The Simpsons still has its moments too.
https://youtu.be/p8M2tg2RkIQ


Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 19:35:37 [Preview] No. 12058 del
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I may be a small-minded redneck, but this asian squid ink bread smelled too horrible to try


Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 23:24:11 [Preview] No. 12060 del
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>>12027
>>12028

Depth has nothing to do with how smart or retarded you are, and you'd know this if you weren't so retarded.


Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 00:08:35 [Preview] No. 12061 del
>>12060
>Depth has nothing to do with how smart or retarded you are

Except that's bullshit, if a work of art is too deep or pretentious for its own good, idiots will sincerely filter it along with whatever messages it has. That's just how it works. Why do you think youtube channels spoonfeeding lore from video games, anime and so forth have begun to explode in popularity? Your AVERAGE retard is just not smart enough, nor patient enough to understand subtext, or background fluff. In general things that are not told and presented in a condensed linear format.

Hell even when things are linear normalfaggots still have a hard time catching up. It's why Lord of The Rings and Heart of Darkness are regarded as some sort of "high level" reading by them.


Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 03:12:13 [Preview] No. 12070 del
>>12058
>>12058
Only a buck? I would've got one tbh.



Armageddon Alternate Ending Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 21:34:53 [Preview] No. 12059 [Reply]
Alternate Ending to the movie Armageddon (funny meme video teeheee lol :-})

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