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Arts and crafts Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 19:46:14 [Preview] No. 12306 [Reply]
I want to get into crafts so I can impress girls with romantic handmade gifts and get more pussy. Should I learn knitting, plus making, Chines knitting, jewelry making, or maybe Origami?

I just found out about Chinese knotting. If it were Japanese instead of Chinese I would like it more.
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Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 00:24:56 [Preview] No. 12311 del
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And here I thought the only knotting that exists is when a doggo cummies so hard that his dick gets stuck in my the vagina.

Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 02:14:16 [Preview] No. 12312 del
I don't think knitting will impress many girls, likewise making shitty mothers day crafts. I always keep a stash of locally made jewelry for these kinds of scenarios. Making it yourself is really easy too, unless you've got no style.

>I just found out about Chinese knotting. If it were Japanese instead of Chinese I would like it more.
That's pathetic.

Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 01:07:16 [Preview] No. 12321 del
thats a good thread

Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 13:38:51 [Preview] No. 12352 del
Hell yeah, Bro! You think all those macrame owls hanging on the walls of free-love women's kitchens in the 70's was a coincidence? Bitches panties gonna drop harder than Skrillex bass when you go manstruttin your wad in a macrame jockstrap monokini downtown next weekend. Hey Babe, why don't you come back to my place and I'll tie a few knots in just the right places if you know what I mean. Bow shika wowow!

Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 18:28:03 [Preview] No. 12353 del
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>If it were Japanese instead of Chinese I would like it more.

Unless you're Jap r live in Canada I don't see why you'd hate Chinese knotting.

Legal weapons Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 23:40:35 [Preview] No. 12310 [Reply]
Think I can get a tessen (iron fan) and walk around Japan with it? I know there are restrictions on carrying knives there, but if a Yakuza attacked maybe I could deflect the blow and pummel him with ome of these iron rods. The best part is no one would know I was carrying a hunk of dense metal instead of a harmless fan.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 07:24:17 [Preview] No. 12333 del
I usually carry one of those too for the same reason. I own a small computer store and some Asian looking fellows came in looking for some extortion money I think. I mostly just used the fan for deflecting knife blows, but I know I broke one of their hands with it when they came in for a face punch. I usually carry a paracord bracelet as well. It comes in handy for creating hand restraints for the assailants when you wait for the police.

Dreams Anonymous 06/20/2017 (Tue) 17:54:39 [Preview] No. 12296 [Reply]
I once had this dream where I was on the deep web and I ordered this package that was super expensive but allowed me to take drugs on a plane because nobody checks for drugs on first class. Death was there but he didn't do anything. He was hooded but he wasn't a skeleton I think. I took the drugs and not much happened and I vomited.

Another one was where there was this anime dude on a roof top. There was like this black hole explosion he was kinda sucked into and then he became a woman and he said "Timeline" and then was super obsessed with this ring and it was all in this weird montage.

The final one Imma talk about is like I was in school but everything is kinda blue and the lockers are kinda everywhere and it had a super weird structure. Anyway, my English teacher at the time was talking to me and then there was a jump cut and she was half-naked and then me and my friend were walking along a weird (maybe diagonal) corridor and then he teased me about me screwing my teacher being a fetish. Also, there was this chubby Asian girl lying on the floor who wanted doctor pepper. I'm kind of attracted to Asians and fat people.

Does anybody have any ideas as to what these wack dreams mean?

Anonymous 06/21/2017 (Wed) 05:03:09 [Preview] No. 12298 del
deep web dream basically comes down to you thinking your talents and/or background are going to carry you through some hurdle. the bit at the end means whatever you are doing or want to do deep down you probably don't think is actually worthwhile.

I don't know if there's any meaning to that second one to be honest, I rarely remember dreams like that where it's just more like some weird scene just playing out.

Third dream analysis is gonna be awhile.

Anonymous 06/21/2017 (Wed) 12:14:17 [Preview] No. 12299 del
I’ve been keeping a dream journal sporadically from 2009 now – lost two or three years worth of entries when my PC crashed a few weeks ago, since I hadn’t updated the backup in forever.

I’ve got some of the lost entries written down on paper though, so I’ll be able to restore some of it.

If you are going to keep a dream journal, be sure to keep something to write on (and with) close to your bed. If you want to remember the most of your dreams after waking up, don’t get up right away, but lay still and go over the dream in your head – then write it down on paper.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 06:04:44 [Preview] No. 12331 del
Bleh it's all nonsense. But did you talk to a burning Bush or hear a voice that said it was from God? Cas if you did that's serious and you should do what the Bush said.

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Hindi Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 02:11:56 [Preview] No. 12328 [Reply]
I don't live near India or plan to move there. Is there any use for Hindi? Good media, easy pussy, cool stuff to see on a vacation? I do find Indians fun to talk to, they're always upbeat and telling jokes.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 03:18:10 [Preview] No. 12329 del
>cool stuff to see on a vacation

India has a MAJOR public defecation problem along with other Hygiene issues. No matter where you go over there your mileage will vary. The only use for learning that sanskrit language is if you're working in the tech industry. Also the pussy varies, some of it is pretty good looking but it ages like sour milk.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 04:47:49 [Preview] No. 12330 del
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I always wanted to read the Mahabharata, the Vedas and stuff about Sikhism, but it's boring enough in English. Indian shit does seem interesting but I've only really met one or two Indians that aren't kind of shitheads. Yeah, they're generally nice but working them they're usually cocky, think they know english perfectly when they know it pretty well. This is just what I've observed from the imported ones as it were.
I'm not sure on the pussy part but if you're into fat labia I think Indian girls probably win out in that category. It's probably an interesting country to visit but at the same time it's rather intimidating due to its size and diversity but at least there won't be a line to use the bathroom.

http://32ch.org/b/ Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 22:01:05 [Preview] No. 12324 [Reply]

Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 22:40:26 [Preview] No. 12325 del
Optimism is a mark of stupidity. It shows you can't do math because you think you will beat the odds.

Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 22:50:41 [Preview] No. 12326 del
it doesn't work

Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 22:51:53 [Preview] No. 12327 del
is it not supposed to be up and runnink?

Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 18:41:22 [Preview] No. 12319 [Reply]
what did he mean by this?

Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 02:58:08 [Preview] No. 12322 del

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use this info Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 11:46:21 [Preview] No. 12317 [Reply]
P4, pierrehorace
Pierre Edward Horace
November 14, 1994
New Jersey
United States
1011 E Jersey Street APT 3B

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8chan raid tiem Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 04:33:59 [Preview] No. 11961 [Reply]
we raid /b/ by posting retarded /pol/ tier comments

>>image of black person with white person
>blacks congregating with whites?

>>nude image of women who looks early 20's
>under 23?
>pedo reported

don't always go over the top. we want lots of subtle comments shitting up every thread
also be sure to post second pic related whenever it's remotely plausible that a comment is reddit tier

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 07:56:25 [Preview] No. 11963 del
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yu lik crik bud?

Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 04:08:43 [Preview] No. 12313 del
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>wanting it this bad
Son, things will never be the same
Move on

Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 04:09:24 [Preview] No. 12314 del
Wow this site posts fast. Whats the userbase here, like 20?

Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 08:37:48 [Preview] No. 12315 del
Last I heard it's still under 1000. Admins recently got a new server setup too which has improved things. Also lynxchan is very light weight.

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Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 01:02:39 [Preview] No. 12036 [Reply]
Are there any good datamining threads I can participate in on here?

Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 01:09:31 [Preview] No. 12037 del
None? I'm going back to 8. >:(

Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 23:36:15 [Preview] No. 12309 del
This place is a datamining operation.

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Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 23:50:46 [Preview] No. 12282 [Reply]
How would you react if as a bus boy you had someone trying to take the food you were trying to clean up?


Anonymous 06/19/2017 (Mon) 01:41:03 [Preview] No. 12284 del
I'd let him go for it and go smoke something.

Anonymous 06/20/2017 (Tue) 06:52:54 [Preview] No. 12285 del
I clicked a couple of this guys things. He's just a piss ant. I think in 5-10 years this guy or someone like him is going to get murdered or seriously assaulted doing their ebin vlog shit and then we'll get to watch PSAs about not being a dick when you're streaming. Remember kids it ain't all about the memeing, starring some half baked VR mascot.

Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 18:49:13 [Preview] No. 12305 del
How to make popcorn on a stove