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Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 02:40:39 [Preview] No. 12828 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I watched a review from some hippie fag about Emoji movie, and wanted to check out Daily Stormer for a second opinion but that doesn't seem to be possible, wtf?

Where can I find a right-wing review of Emoji movie so I can aggregate it and make an informed decision?

I'm not joking I actually heard about Emoji movie and just thought "I wonder what Stormfront thinks about this"


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 04:47:17 [Preview] No. 12830 del
number one, hotdiggitydemon is not a "hippie fag".
number two, i don't think that anyone in the alt right would care enough about the emoji movie of all things to care about. they would at least write about a movie that was just all liberal propaganda, not just straight trash.


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 08:49:52 [Preview] No. 12831 del
1. Ask /pol/
2. Be told to fuck off and be a Jewish shill elsewhere
3. ???
4. Profit


Anonymous 08/23/2017 (Wed) 22:44:11 [Preview] No. 12837 del
just watch it?


Anonymous 08/24/2017 (Thu) 14:26:59 [Preview] No. 12854 del
>>12828
Just watch the movie for yourself? Goddamn fucking weenies need everything spoonfed to them.



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Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 04:49:40 [Preview] No. 12301 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Patience Johnson nude BBW slut
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no rulz Anonymous 08/24/2017 (Thu) 03:12:05 [Preview] No. 12838 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 10:46:31 [Preview] No. 12674 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Someday we'll have monorails or better yet maglevs, just like what was predicted by most of the sci-fi in the 1950's. I just have to wait longer. I still have faith we'll get past our third-world transit status.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:51:25 [Preview] No. 12813 del
It's called hyperloop. It's far better than monorails.


Anonymous 08/22/2017 (Tue) 01:00:12 [Preview] No. 12836 del
>>12813
Yer who needs brakes. Get turned to liquid if the tube gets even a slight rupture



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Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 18:27:36 [Preview] No. 12832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is because we elected Trump.
We have angered the gods.

My pic btw.



Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No. 12774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i got a new camera


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 19:44:53 [Preview] No. 12779 del
Take a selfie next!


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 20:56:56 [Preview] No. 12780 del
I had my finger over the lens


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 03:27:51 [Preview] No. 12820 del
I am very envious. I want a camera that contains an object-recognizer that identifies the top six or seven things in a picture (wall, window, sun, floor, table, plant) and regenerates the image too.


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 05:30:30 [Preview] No. 12821 del
>>12820
I think I found a picture of you on here. Mr. Envious.


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/degenerate/ Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 15:47:09 [Preview] No. 12815 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've heard a little bit about "chicken hypnotism". It works with either roosters or hens, and it basically involves putting a chicken on the ground lying on its back. That's all there is to it, and the chicken will be completely still until you make a loud noise or give the bird a gentle shove to wake it up. What I'm wondering is if anyone's ever washed the bird's feet, and then articulated them into giving a chicken footjob? Busting a load on the fluffy chest and belly feathers.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 15:53:07 [Preview] No. 12816 del
because it wouldn't surprise me if the people on cuckchan /an/ dabbled in chicken fuckery.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 15:54:34 [Preview] No. 12817 del
>>12816
I mean, "people"



feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:16:37 [Preview] No. 12336 del
i have this theory, this thing i call the "existential cage", in which i'm trapped between shitty memories and the seemingly hopeless future, on the other hand, i think i'm advancing, now i'm missing the NEXT ex-gf (who was the last one i had)


Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 10:30:51 [Preview] No. 12350 del
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BE YOURSELF!!! AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN LIFE.

(I learned that from an anime.)


Anonymous 07/01/2017 (Sat) 12:53:51 [Preview] No. 12406 del
god dammit i miss that next girl... i hope one of my summer dates turns out right, im tired of being sad


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:12:57 [Preview] No. 12736 del
the dates... they didn't turn out well, maybe because there weren't any dates at all, and summer is almost over, this is sad


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:49:57 [Preview] No. 12812 del
After people complain and say we're retrograde if we support separate school for boys and girls.

If the schools were still separated, none of these bullshit would happen. You should be just with your bros, focusing and school, and certainly not lusting around and wanting so badly anyone of them.
They stopped this system for a reason. If girls are more favored in college, there is a reason.


The secret my bros, is that we live in a woman's world. The whole society is in fact turned towards womens. The immediacy, the new social order, sentimentalism are definitively womens characteristics. The secret is that the whole feminists saying that womens have less right and are oppressed is in fact not just false, but it's the opposite.

What is the cause? Definitively the corruption of our fathers. We are the cause. If you want to change this shit system, you first have uncorrupted ourself, and be real men. And that my bros, is a very complicated path. You have to counter your own fathers influence, you have to search and know what a true man is. You have to not let your drown in the womens centered society. Not easy. You have to do better than your fathers, and that very complicated. If our fathers fell, and got corrupt, there is a reason. They're not just bad, or idiots.



Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 13:59:18 [Preview] No. 12630 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
While I was cleaning out my great grandfather's room the other day I found his journal. Several parts are in Chinese and most of the rest is in English but riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes. I'll summarise it in greentext for you faggots if you like.
>be 1965
>be my grandfather's brother
>shouldn't have bought a TV
>whole clan's coming to watch a government announcement with me despite their not speaking English
>and they expect me to translate
>Lee Kuan Yew is about to make an important proclamation one that according to the Straits times will be about declaring independence from Malaysia and becoming a country on our own
>nothappening.jpg when he is about to pave over Singapore's agricultural land
>regular news about football or the lottery or some shit until the anchor airs LKY's announcement in full
>"I have met with the Tunku, and he seems a pleasant fellow,
>He has granted to me certain amendments in the Constitution that will pare down, but not eliminate, the privileges of Malays in the federation,
>And Singapore will continue to be a state of Malaysia.
>As a result I will liquidate the assets of the PAP and merge it with the UMNO."
>shouts, whispers of betrayal secrete from the assembled tongues
>my brother summarises this most astutely
>"We thought he had no brains in actuality he has no balls"
>everyone is clamoring to provide reasons for why he fell for a fucking election stunt

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Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 23:14:45 [Preview] No. 12681 del
>>12676
Lmao don't they censor the fuck out of your country. You guys have oppressive Chinese style firewalls right? I went there and everyone was afraid to say anything that would upset the Mudslimes or the ruling family behind the government, and the average Singaporean comments denouncing Amos Yee's right to free speech on all the news portals were retarded. Tbh, if that's the common view in Singapore then I don't like the people there, because I hate politically correct speech limitations.


Anonymous 08/03/2017 (Thu) 17:08:10 [Preview] No. 12699 del
>>12681
>Lmao don't they censor the fuck out of your country. You guys have oppressive Chinese style firewalls right? I went there and everyone was afraid to say anything that would upset the Mudslimes or the ruling family behind the government, and the average Singaporean comments denouncing Amos Yee's right to free speech on all the news portals were retarded. Tbh, if that's the common view in Singapore then I don't like the people there, because I hate politically correct speech limitations.

What part of "Note: this is an alternate history" did you fail to see or understand?


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Anonymous 08/16/2017 (Wed) 13:14:58 [Preview] No. 12742 del
>>12740
>Hellooooo
>I am losing my patience with you
>If you don't know how to operate this machine get out and let other people use it
>Where did you come frooom? Which country are you froooom?
Kek, I just love the way he speaks.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:32:35 [Preview] No. 12811 del
>>12740
So ramdom guy insult some random people on the street

>based



AZN DRONES Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 06:15:10 [Preview] No. 12744 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>be me
>pay 500 bucks to reserve a night in the path of the solar eclipse for uncle in law and his kids
>They cancel
>I ask why?
>"Our boys said they don't want to miss two days of school."
>but...the eclipse is once in a lifetime. They don't really know what an eclipse is, you shouldn't let them dictate to you just because they don't want to go on a road trip to another state.
>"Yeah, but school is more important."
>but they'll dee the eclipse, get interested in science and then be more interested in science classes at school.
>"It's ok, they got awards for perfect attendance last year and don't want to mess it up."

Fucking Asian Americans.


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 07:15:04 [Preview] No. 12745 del
Serves you right for trying to help others. I hope you learned your lesson.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 06:32:52 [Preview] No. 12806 del
>>12744
I'm in Eugene for the eclipse too. It's suuuuuupeer hippie here, the anti-pol. Guys wear Batman masks and bike by, bums with guitars, smokers everywhere, hippy rainbow t shirts, stoners, women dress like dykes with ripped short-shorts and dyed hair, haven't seen a single person wearing a suit, and new age decor is everywhere.


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>>12806
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


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>>12744

That's nearly cringy. What fucking retards.
I'm no communist, but this... It's like they want to be exploited.


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