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Roast me Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 04:36:20 [Preview] No. 13570 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You can't make me cry


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 05:33:41 [Preview] No. 13572 del
sephiroth kills aeris/th btw


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 22:54:20 [Preview] No. 13579 del
spoilers blease


Anonymous 10/28/2017 (Sat) 01:02:58 [Preview] No. 13582 del
>>13570
Ejaculating in your eyes would probably work.


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 14:50:40 [Preview] No. 13596 del
>>13570
Your most likely a male, not content with life, but you manage to survive so you let your problems sit in the caverns of your mind to rot and spread disease.

You could be content and ecstatic, have physical friends that share the same values and views, and be so very busy participating in real life events that you have no time to frequent this medium or ponder the problems with the world, but this is nothing more than a mere dream.

You sit before this screen, reading this very message I have conceived just for you, eagerly anticipating the emotional feelings this message is supposed to invoke within you, and you read this message with great enthusiasm, for you have been visiting this very board on this obscure website many many times each day, observing your thread for any new replies.

You want to actively improve your life, but the initiative and motivation is non-existent, you have trapped yourself in this hole, and the mediums that used to entertain you now anger you and invoke feelings of sadness within you, for you have observed and embraced the truth, that the only place you find suitable to inhabit is an imageboard where you are Anonymous, and every other medium where you aren't anonymous fosters idiots and trivial arguments.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:06:05 [Preview] No. 13637 del
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halloween spirit is gone Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 02:02:52 [Preview] No. 13618 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>but 5 bags of recess pieces
>waste 2 hours putting out a manequin in a tree with a wig and perfecting the lighting so so it looks like a suicidal ghost has popped out
>also tried to make a bloody leg handing from my car trunk realistic

All of this tradition was lost because Christians decided to send their kids to church on Halloween. Fuck them.
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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 08:03:46 [Preview] No. 13622 del
>>13621
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H5Y1RqCbuJE [Embed]


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 08:22:36 [Preview] No. 13623 del
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>>13621
it's not the hallows i'm worried about; it's the saints


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 08:34:48 [Preview] No. 13624 del
Halloween is about teaching children that it may be this winter that grandpa dies and you might be needed to help carry the body, not about hassling your neighbors for processed sugar products. It's one of the few instances where christianity actually ruined something, by being the thin edge of the wedge. First you say it's for god, then you say god is for nothing, and then you say it's all for nothing. Next thing you know, pickle rick all over the place.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 15:45:33 [Preview] No. 13626 del
>>13624
Yeah, and how are they going to regain the calories from lifting their grandfather's fat ass? Candy. Checkmate retard.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 19:21:59 [Preview] No. 13627 del
Jesus, not every adult is a child molester
And most likely the child molester will be in the family or someone the family knows instead of a stranger
Just wondering, where do you live? Not necessarily actual location, but is it urban? a suburb? rural?



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Compound words let Germans say things no one else can Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 02:56:30 [Preview] No. 12145 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Console me, /b/. I'm feeling a foreboding sense of hitlertseinkeinefehlermache, and I'm beside myself on what to do about it.


Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 14:10:16 [Preview] No. 12488 del
Hitler did nothing wrong


Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 17:06:51 [Preview] No. 12489 del
>>12488
Hitler's dubs, it's like pottery


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 15:54:48 [Preview] No. 13598 del
Bump


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 15:59:50 [Preview] No. 13599 del
May was a good month!


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 22:57:21 [Preview] No. 13632 del
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Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 02:06:02 [Preview] No. 12801 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there anything more manly than wearing stripped socks, programming, watching anime and using a pink vibrator, all at the same time? Because I don't think there is.
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sage Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 20:18:47 [Preview] No. 12939 del
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>>12922
But he's already thinking with his "head"


Anonymous 10/28/2017 (Sat) 00:24:00 [Preview] No. 13581 del
Cute


Anonymous 10/28/2017 (Sat) 01:18:36 [Preview] No. 13583 del
>>12801
Yes? "no" maybe


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 05:43:32 [Preview] No. 13587 del
>>12887
These are the worst things I have ever read and nothing on the planet could be worth any of those pictures. I would throw the old seig heil to obama before any of those, there can't possibly be men who actually go for any of that.


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 14:40:02 [Preview] No. 13594 del
>>13587
Guess what buddy, you are getting closer to becoming one of them Every. Single. Day.

We already have your endocrine system suppressed with the estrogen we pump into the water and food.

The average male today produces less sperm and the hormone testosterone than similar males a mere 50 years ago.

And you, of course, are one of these modern males.

Good luck! :^)



Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 02:30:02 [Preview] No. 13540 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I know Nextchan is practically dead now, but if anyone wishes to make an actual /b/ board, feel free to:
https://nextchan.org/
(The current one is /B/ because the boards are case-sensitive for some reason)


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 03:56:30 [Preview] No. 13543 del
>>13540
Are you the owner?

This particular instance of /b/ is the best instance I have come across, albeit slow, I find this to be enough, we don't need more.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 04:35:32 [Preview] No. 13545 del
was nextchan 16chan? there's too many splinter chans. not that that's a bad thing in and of itself but I can't keep track of this shit anymore.


Anonymous 10/25/2017 (Wed) 06:04:16 [Preview] No. 13554 del
The world absolutely needs more chans. There aren't nearly enough because every one of them is different. The larger ones do not work - you cannot post to them from Tor or they require javascript or registration. The smaller ones are biased pretty strongly by their operators or moderators. Some have boards with individual moderation and some are globally moderated, leading to all boards being essentially the same. They all have a different vibe going on. I'm still looking for one with the right mix of tech, art, and humor with lower rather than higher levels of angst, paranoia, and hostility. A high bar, to be sure, but that's why I'm all for as many onion land chans as possible.


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 01:21:39 [Preview] No. 13569 del
Next-chan sucks Nazi dick and is anti-free speech too. Here's from your /pol/ board.


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 04:56:41 [Preview] No. 13571 del
>>13569
BOOSH! BOOSH! BOOSH! BOOSH! BOOSH!



Jeanette Anonymous 10/19/2017 (Thu) 02:46:22 [Preview] No. 13500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is she a cutie?
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Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 05:53:20 [Preview] No. 13522 del
Yeah she's a girl lol


Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 06:07:50 [Preview] No. 13528 del
Ahhhh she looks like one of those scary manic pixie girls from the Disney channel. I don't trust anyone with pink hair.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 04:02:49 [Preview] No. 13544 del
>>13528
It's not currently pink as far as I know


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 13:27:28 [Preview] No. 13552 del
What's her full name


Anonymous 10/26/2017 (Thu) 04:46:25 [Preview] No. 13566 del
I think it's either Jeanette Johns or Selby



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Anonymous 10/20/2017 (Fri) 01:37:04 [Preview] No. 13505 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>There can be no restful sleep once you have gazed into the uncanny valley of the kigurumi. Only nights of terrible nightmares await any souls unfortunate enough to meet one of these monsters in the flesh.


Anonymous 10/25/2017 (Wed) 06:15:24 [Preview] No. 13555 del
Like a lab monkey with the top half of its skull sawn off, I think I'm ready for this.


Anonymous 10/25/2017 (Wed) 08:31:58 [Preview] No. 13556 del
haha, weakling

come at me kigurumi, I'll fuck all of you, even if ya dudes



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Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 03:06:56 [Preview] No. 13541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How hard is it to learn French and remember it? Am thinking about trying it, but nobody speaks French where I live.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 06:09:50 [Preview] No. 13546 del
Is English your native language? If not, what is? Have you ever learned a foreign language before? If so, which one(s)?


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 06:34:35 [Preview] No. 13547 del
>>13546
English, but I can understand some Japanese. I wasn't interested in French before, but it sometimes shows up in my favorite animes, and it seems easier than Japanese.

I kind of feel like I ought to learn a European language before I ever vacation there, so I can have some conversations, and French is the most common 2nd language in europe. I would Also like how hipster it would be if I could read a few phrases when marketers brand things that aren't French in French. I want to be able to look down at many people and have them respect my superiority complex because I know French and they don't any. I want to project an air of sophistication. In other words I have no real reason to learn French.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 06:47:12 [Preview] No. 13548 del
>>13547
Knowing spanish fairly well I'd say French probably isn't all that hard to learn. The hardest things for me in spanish are direct/indirect object differences, remembering irregular verb conjugations (which in spanish wasn't really all that hard) and the real kick is the subjunctive because that's how people actually speak typically.
I compare it to French because in case you don't know the Romance languages are going to bear a number of similarities with the main differences being spelling and pronunciation/accent.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 07:25:39 [Preview] No. 13549 del
>>13547
French is much easier than Japanese for an English speaker to learn. After the Norman (French) invasion of England in 1066, French had a profound impact on the development of Middle and Modern English. There are many vocabulary similarities, and important cultural similarities, too.

Especially if you're interested in reading/writing instead of speaking, it wouldn't be terribly difficult for you to pick up some French, assuming you're reasonably sharp. Unlike German and Russian, it has no complex system of noun declensions.

The US Foreign Service Institute lists French as a Category I language (easiest for an English speaker to learn), along with several western and northern European languages. For comparison, Russian is Category II and Japanese is Category III.

https://artofmemory.com/forums/comparison-of-language-learning-difficulty-foreign-service-institute-4108.html

If you are interested in French mostly for snob value, concentrate on those French phrases that have already made their way into English, for example in law (voir dire), politics (coup d'état, charge d'affaires), cuisine (cuisine is the French word for kitchen, lol), art (trompe l'œil), culture (haute couture), because those are usually snobby.

Up to the mid-20th century or so, being able to show off with a bon mot or two was de rigueur for any educated American or Englishman. That slowly started changing as the "American Century" took hold, but even in the early 21st century, French still has a certain cachet. I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, MON AMI

Unless you're on the verge of finding a cure for cancer, there are probably worse ways you could spend your time than picking up some French.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 07:54:54 [Preview] No. 13550 del
>>13548
I took a little Spanish before because people said it would be useful, and found it very boring but easy. What drove me to quit was that few people liked it, and yet everyone was taking it because it was easy and they heard it looked good on college resumes. Life is too short for studying languages you don't even like.

I also didn't want to spend any more time in developing Latin American countries, and I realized that I would rather shipost with high class scholars/hipsters and not your average Mexican/gardener.

>>13549
TOP DRAWER.

Yes it's even less practical to learn German or Russian where I am. The best reason I can think of for studying German personally is reading philosophers like Nietzsche. Overall I like French humor and politics better than German humor or the German state. I like that France pours money into art and infrastructure and nominally upholds the idea of a secular state that protects free speech. By contrast the German state is run by a party called "the Christian Democratic Union of Germany," which is sounds as horrible as it is. Although I think French food is highly overrated, I also think munching on german sasuages is more bad for you and more likely to turn you gay than licking French pastries.



Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 22:28:21 [Preview] No. 13537 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Retarded corporations and manufacturers market specifically to the idiots who only acknowledge the appearance of a product and how it is to be perceived by others and disregard those savvy individuals who conduct research and acknowledge the fine details of a product before purchasing said product.

This especially applies to:
>Headphones
>Laptops and computers
>Automobiles
>Clothing
>Means of Storage (Backpacks, Etcetera)

It is close to fucking impossible to learn about cars unless you are a mechanic. I am going to end up spending months looking for the best car my money can buy to suit my needs because manufacturers don't tell you anything about the alloys/metals used in the engine, the small measurements, positioning of various components that might restrict airflow or result in excessive heat, etcetera.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 01:17:30 [Preview] No. 13538 del
>>13537
Don't bother learning about cars, instead move to a nice modern city with trains and learn what interests you, like programming or game making probably. You know how much time you gain when you don't have to think about where to gas up, or how to avoid hitting dumb fucks on the road, or how to take care of bills, or why the car isn't running properly, or what kind of car you should buy, etc etc.

You can still rent a car once a month when you want to go on a vacation so,ewhere rural and it saves tons of money. America used to have a working train system 70 years ago and a collusion of factors together systematically dismantled it resulting in one of the worst tragedies of American history. Private railroads went bankrupt and Amtrack had to sell the right of ways on its own tracks so it is now slow and its passeger trains must stop for all freight trains, and is a shadow of its former self. There is no excuse for it, but you can fight the tide by voting with your feet fo progress and centralized planning of infrastructure by moving somewhere like Portland or if you're adventurous, even Berlin.


Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 01:29:21 [Preview] No. 13539 del
I think the future lies in parasails and portable turbines.



Anonymous 10/22/2017 (Sun) 00:39:56 [Preview] No. 13510 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The best women are sluts.


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Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 00:49:21 [Preview] No. 13516 del
>>13510
All women are sluts.