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Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 04:25:32 [Preview] No. 12917 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What kind of retard makes the common vowel "o" take seven strokes in Hindi? ओ
Greek = 1 stroke, best alphabet. Takes Indians three times as long to write anything.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 04:57:10 [Preview] No. 12918 del
>>12917
Brb, gotta learn the master alphabet:
"አማርኛ ፡ የኢትዮጵያ ፡ መደበኛ ፡ ቋንቋ ፡ ነው።" Africans do everything better.

http://theweek.com/articles/620397/how-identify-asian-african-middle-eastern-alphabets-glance


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 08:34:23 [Preview] No. 12919 del
Why did classical greek fall out of favor? I heard the brits used it internally amongst the nobility in various capacities up until WW1 where the true blue upper class of Britain started to become more of a rare breed. Always seemed rather practical and simple. Is it similar to Latin where since it's dead they don't know how to pronounce anything?

Why are you learning hindi?


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 11:07:58 [Preview] No. 12920 del
>>12919
I just want to learn enough characters to recognize ig from other Indian scripts. I might learn it someday, there were lots ood Indians where I live and they will be the next China. Someday I will vacation there like Sam Harris, come back, and call myself a guru and sell a meditation app for millions. I would like to work online from a low cost of living country, though I can't see myself living there until they least least improve their sanitation and disease control.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 21:20:40 [Preview] No. 12927 del
>>12920
No one cares you faggot, learn Hindi or fuck off. We don't want you albino niggers in our country anyway


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 21:22:05 [Preview] No. 12928 del
>>12919
classical greek is a meme language derived from Sanskrit anyway



What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 09/01/2017 (Fri) 23:44:30 [Preview] No. 12914 del
>>12913
>>12907
I love when I completely forget to post pictures.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 00:15:29 [Preview] No. 12915 del
>>12914

Aside from the fact that you went right into the uncanny valley with how firm they look and the "don't give a shit about gravity " feel, pretty much yeah.

But with bigger nipples. I want to be able to grab them.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 12:19:16 [Preview] No. 12921 del
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Kill myself cause I'd look gross.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 12:27:16 [Preview] No. 12923 del
>>12921
Taking the easy way out of things, I see.

But consider; You could find a relatively lazy way to get money.

And milk.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 14:01:42 [Preview] No. 12926 del
>>12921
This pic sit gloriously well in this thread.



Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 00:16:38 [Preview] No. 12668 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Parents are monitoring my Internet traffic, there using Wireshark for sure might even have bugged my phone, can I legally do anything about this?
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Anonymous 08/05/2017 (Sat) 09:15:43 [Preview] No. 12712 del
>>12672
Never thought of that one.
you can get a simular (but exponentially slower) effect from the trackmenot addon with 10 searches per minute. Same thing with the Whitenoise generator addon (if it still works even).


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 03:06:58 [Preview] No. 12802 del
there are a number of options, since they are using wireshark white noise generators and proxies will work for a while, but they will catch on eventually, so having tor installed should keep them off of your scent for a while until they learn to block out the entry nodes at which point you will have to switch to either i2p, freenet, or hyperboria


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 04:18:22 [Preview] No. 12804 del
are they just paranoid? are they looking for something? what precipitated this because depending on what it is it would help to fuck with them and what direction to take it in.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:28:38 [Preview] No. 12809 del
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It's a problem if your parents are lefties.
But if it's for stopping you fapping on futa like a degenerate, or to give up on your life to play totaly useless video games, then I actually support them.

Parents have to monitor their children, but still they have to let them some kind of intimacy. Giving your children intimacy on any computer is the worste thing to do.

Stop being a faggot and accept it.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 01:13:39 [Preview] No. 12916 del
>>12809
>>12804
Nah it's definitely because they report the info to their occult group



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oathbreaker dump Anonymous 07/13/2016 (Wed) 12:52:53 [Preview] No. 8066 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here you can find every oathbreakers
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Anonymous 09/01/2017 (Fri) 07:37:09 [Preview] No. 12911 del
>>12910
didnt mean to doublepost


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Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 02:06:02 [Preview] No. 12801 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there anything more manly than wearing stripped socks, programming, watching anime and using a pink vibrator, all at the same time? Because I don't think there is.
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Anonymous 08/24/2017 (Thu) 17:42:27 [Preview] No. 12855 del
>>12826
Holy shit what


Anonymous 08/25/2017 (Fri) 14:28:19 [Preview] No. 12863 del
>>12810
>Whatever I don't like, I call DEGENERACY!1!1!!
Back to your containment board:
>>>/mlpol/


Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 18:49:37 [Preview] No. 12887 del
>>12801
It's only unmanly if you circumcise your cock. Until then it's not.


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 12:24:10 [Preview] No. 12922 del
Please jack off before posting threads so you can think with your head instead of your penis.


sage Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 20:18:47 [Preview] No. 12939 del
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>>12922
But he's already thinking with his "head"



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banned from cuckchan Anonymous 06/04/2017 (Sun) 08:54:37 [Preview] No. 12208 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We all know most of the anons here were banned from cuckchan, greentext what you did.
>finds CP on google
>shocked.gif
>asks 4chans /b of opinions if it is cp
>doesn't provide source just how to find
>great discussion
>banned for posting CP
>mfw
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Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 19:55:50 [Preview] No. 12835 del
I migrated here from 8chan during the "infinity next" nonsense, but before that I had migrated here from cuckchan during the first exodus. Now I just visit small obscure imageboards since it seems clear the large ones always turn to shit.

I did get banned on cuckchan for telling moot to go kill himself in real life a few years ago though.


Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 04:01:08 [Preview] No. 12873 del
I got banned for posting a video I found in tor of a guy slicing a baby in half with an electric circular saw while restrained by all four limbs by barbd wire


Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 05:07:29 [Preview] No. 12874 del
>>12873

Well how did he hold the saw then, cockbreath? Fuck off back to your dark web hole Planned Parenthood junkie.


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Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 17:17:03 [Preview] No. 12885 del
>>12879
if nintendo could get some decent 3rd party support and drop this amiibo bullshit i'd gladly buy a switch or had purchased a wii u. a basic switch is almost 400 bucks, a wii u refurbished is still going for $250?! it ain't even about the dough tbh, but more the initial investment versus how much you could potentially get out of it.
rabbids and zelda look cool.



Who is Dennis Dennyboy? Anonymous 08/29/2017 (Tue) 11:01:33 [Preview] No. 12872 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I love how Dennis Denett has almost no retweets unlike Harris same Dawkins. He is the most forgotten member of the 4 horsemen. Hitch gets more attention and he's dead, but he's treated like martyr Jesus now. (Too bad about that because all 4 would have opposed Trump via tweets.)
https://mobile.twitter.com/danieldennett



Anonymous 08/26/2017 (Sat) 14:44:31 [Preview] No. 12868 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


Anonymous 08/27/2017 (Sun) 23:35:45 [Preview] No. 12871 del
useless



Anonymous 08/25/2017 (Fri) 01:41:54 [Preview] No. 12856 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>the Teumessian fox,[1] or Cadmean vixen, was a gigantic fox that was destined never to be caught.

>Creon, the then Regent of Thebes, set Amphitryon the impossible task of destroying this beast. He discovered an apparently perfect solution to the problem by fetching the magical dog Laelaps, who was destined to catch everything it chased, to catch the Teumessian fox. Zeus, faced with an inevitable contradiction due to the paradoxical nature of their mutually excluding abilities, turned the two beasts into stone. The pair were cast into the stars and remain as Canis Major (Laelaps) and Canis Minor (Teumessian Fox).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teumessian_fox

Only the Greeks are good at writing clever mythology that was full of a love of humans. It's the one mythology where humans consistently outsmart the Gods. Their mythos set them up to become philosophers because they were so close to not believing in caring about the Gods.


Anonymous 08/25/2017 (Fri) 08:34:08 [Preview] No. 12860 del
Seems like they thought of the gods being in their image instead of the other way around and were insightful enough to realize their capability for both virtue and sinful behavior. Being able to deceive and overcome fate and divine vengeance is a pretty powerful idea. What were some random niggers opposing you if you thought the almighty were against you?



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T2K1 Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 09:01:31 [Preview] No. 12746 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Travis Time
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