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tirst Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 00:50:43 [Preview] No. 12471 [Reply]
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Draw Thread Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 01:48:01 [Preview] No. 11637 [Reply]
8chan is down, and I have nothing to do. Post your requests here, and I will do my best to draw them. (I can do lewd, but I can't guarantee quality.) Other drawfags/non-drawfags are free to join in.
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Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 09:50:51 [Preview] No. 11663 del
Oh, I didn't know you only took hetero requests. That's fine. Jerk...

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 00:20:18 [Preview] No. 11668 del
Stallman making an A-Ok sign with his fingers.

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 02:53:07 [Preview] No. 11670 del
amazing idea, also requesting this.

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Sneezing Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 19:40:04 [Preview] No. 12338 [Reply]
I have stopped saying "bless you" when someone sneezes. It may seem petty, but I also think it's weird. We don't have a saying for coughs, farts, or any other bodily function. Why single out sneezing?

For a time I would say "excuse me", when I sneezed, but that got awkward sometimes, so I just stopped saying anything.

If I sneeze and someone says "bless you", half of the tube I say nothing though I shoveled say "thanks" just to acknowledge that I heard them say it, but don't really feel I should thank them for blessing me. I don't need them to ward off the viral spirits that cause colds with words.

Wish they would leave me alone. It feels like they expect me to respond to their automatic conditioning.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 21:19:39 [Preview] No. 12347 del
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God created you free.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 23:32:59 [Preview] No. 12348 del
My dad says "Excuse me." if he coughs. I don't really know why. He also chews with his mouth open so I don't think he's an expert on manners.

Anonymous 06/27/2017 (Tue) 03:06:37 [Preview] No. 12359 del
I have stopped sneezing.

Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 09:51:55 [Preview] No. 12414 del
now this is my kind of autism. godspeed OP, and bless you ;^)

feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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Anonymous 06/15/2017 (Thu) 18:55:36 [Preview] No. 12253 del
Shit another thing anon you will get these stinging rememberences and I think that describes the last few posts. You can think of it as going numb but you are not feeding this thing in your head this loving relationship You are improving anon.

You might feel like you should have to feel bad and that is not true anon. You should feel less and less sentimental towards this chick as time goes on to the point you are amazed she made you feel upset.

Anonymous 06/17/2017 (Sat) 07:39:28 [Preview] No. 12271 del
this must be what people call "hell", suffering without end in sight

i fell in love with her in 2008, we stopped talking around 2010 and now that it's the current year i don't know anymore, i wish i died in my sleep, i shouldn't have ever looked back, or rather, i shouldn't have ever given up

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:16:37 [Preview] No. 12336 del
i have this theory, this thing i call the "existential cage", in which i'm trapped between shitty memories and the seemingly hopeless future, on the other hand, i think i'm advancing, now i'm missing the NEXT ex-gf (who was the last one i had)

Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 10:30:51 [Preview] No. 12350 del
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(I learned that from an anime.)

Anonymous 07/01/2017 (Sat) 12:53:51 [Preview] No. 12406 del
god dammit i miss that next girl... i hope one of my summer dates turns out right, im tired of being sad

lifelong travelers Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 04:48:20 [Preview] No. 12390 [Reply]
Has anyone else taken the time to just wander aimlessly around the world like Kino did? Sometimes I want to buy a motorcycle and do something similar, though I feel like I'm getting too old.

This guy biked from Europe to Asia on a bike for 10 years, and is my hero.

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Forgot my attachment.

Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 06:01:37 [Preview] No. 12392 del
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Maybe not for good but I did always want to road trip for awhile but now even basic trips that are 1-3 days seem all but out of reach tbh. Wanted to go see pic related but I'm too lazy to just fucking go on my days off. It'd take me all day there and back but it could be done easily enough which is probably why it's equally as easy to procrastinate.

To go just to wander aimlessly seems nice but you'd need money regardless and it would be fairly hard you'd think to not get picked up as some sort of vagrant. I mean theoretically someone could git gud at foraging but you gotta get gas or else you're putting down roots every so often and working somewhere for some dosh. It sounds romantic and fun and adventures but I'd imagine in all reality it's not very glamorous and would likely be really just be a long string of awkward moments at rest stops. Europe/Asia would be a lot cooler than the US though I'd imagine. How'd this dude really get through the mid east on a bike in the early 00s is that area not so fraught with peril as it seems? And shit, a real bike.

I've heard good things about this anime and that song is pretty fucking good.

Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 08:33:55 [Preview] No. 12393 del
>buy a motorcycle and do something similar
I would strongly advice against that, but your own age not an issue. Bike trips are so precarious that you're better off making detailed plans if it has to include a bike. Using a bicycle is a nice meme, although it takes time it's about the right level of reliability and flexibility.

Either way you have to prepare to become stranded. You kinda have to think it's your goal to.

Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 11:29:59 [Preview] No. 12395 del
Sometimes I dream of doing something like this too.

Never done any long trips, but every now and then I go exploring abandoned places or just random rural areas.

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Test, just a test Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 20:07:50 [Preview] No. 11822 del
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Anonymous 06/29/2017 (Thu) 04:01:52 [Preview] No. 12373 del
I wish I had a wiener like that. Boy, do I.

Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 20:15:57 [Preview] No. 11353 [Reply]
Sup /b/, someone know's the name of this song?

Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 23:14:24 [Preview] No. 11356 del
Go fuck...something.

Can't understand these new songs with all the baboom an da chatter.

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Anonymous 06/29/2017 (Thu) 01:36:30 [Preview] No. 12371 del
Dear god, it's toilet sounds!

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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 18:48:24 [Preview] No. 11969 del
Spoke too soon.

Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No. 11971 del
50 PIECES OF SILVER! That's like $9 billion dollars or one house!

Protect your dicks at all cost Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:48:34 [Preview] No. 11978 del
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>Atheists and agnostics are more ally to be male (64%) than female (36%).
>Atheism correlates with IQ
>women are more likely to have a college education
>women have lower IQ scores
>women have smaller brains
>women don't have testosterone to calm them down, and go insane at least once a month due to the menstruation cycle which makes holding a rational thought difficult

Ergo women are stupid. As atheists we should value rationality above all; lead a brolife. Work out, stimulate your testosterone levels however you can. Avoid women, they are the devils, they will suck you into atheism+ and cuck you so hard you'll have blueballs and forget how to solve math problems. Marriage is a parasitical institution that keeps you at your wife's church and away from atheism.

Remember, if you lose your dick, you lose your testosterone which is the key to your rationality. And if your balls get cut off then you should just cut off your head too. Only your dick matters in this universe. Atheists have found the purpose of life, and it is to preserve your dick.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 00:48:44 [Preview] No. 11986 del
>one house
No, that's one horse! Don't tell me you've never bought a wife with 50 pieces?

Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 04:44:51 [Preview] No. 11992 del
The man with the hat has autism and several learning disabilities. In your next video are you going to make fun of infants for being babies?

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Learn Japanese thread Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 02:39:52 [Preview] No. 12349 [Reply]
Starting with some old content.

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Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 23:37:10 [Preview] No. 12499 del
This cancer is everywhere! No one wants your moonrunes, weeb!