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Women Donate, Men Receive: The Lopsided Truth About Organ Donations Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 05:25:53 [Preview] No. 13586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 10/31/2017 (Tue) 03:42:12 [Preview] No. 13614 del
>>13610
>new anime
they're still makin that stuff?


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 22:57:06 [Preview] No. 13631 del
474


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:32:13 [Preview] No. 13640 del
Cute


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:04:51 [Preview] No. 13665 del
She looks like she grew up with her grandma because her mom was like a meth addict, not sure what it is but she reeks of medocrity. . sure she is cute but her style is wack, she looks like a bitch honestly. she looks like a bitch who will be working night shifts at a gas station when she's old


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:20:38 [Preview] No. 13670 del
Stuff these old degenerates.They do this globally while replacing jobs with mass labor and automation.They only care about themselves.



movies and shit Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 20:08:13 [Preview] No. 13530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Freddy and Jason fit together so well I'm kind of hoping they would be combined with a couple of other characters into a new IP that's something like the expanded Stephen King universe. Not as an event like Freddy vs. Jason or The Monster Squad but just rob the graves of these characters and build a bit of an unifying mythos and consistent rules around their powers.

The thing is don't really give that much of a shit about seeing the next events of this or that character, I just find the world building interesting if ever a company bothers to actually build any of it. Kinda mediocre movies like Underworld or Pacific Rim go for a long way just because they're at least a bit more of a story than an excuse to string together a few cool looking action scenes. Yeah I guess what I mean is that if they can build upon werewolves and vampires like in Underworld, I could find it interesting if they built upon weird, pseudo-real-but-pseudo-dreamlike conceptual slasher monsters that aren't as run-of-the-mill as just... vaaampires all over again for the millionth time.

I guess that's the cahrm of Resident Evil movies, that they actaully did something around the idea of zombies instead of just the same old outbreak. For all the shit they get for being untrue to the source material, the fact is I already played the games, and you'd expect if you make a movie you make it for the movie audience and not for the game audience.
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Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 16:37:10 [Preview] No. 13575 del
>>13531
True that. Shaun of the Dead is great. Jason X, I'm pretty sure they intended it to be funny, I know I laughed pretty hard during it.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:32:38 [Preview] No. 13641 del
Absolutely despicable.


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:04:36 [Preview] No. 13664 del
&<Always given a baby to hold in this reoccurring dream.


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:19:15 [Preview] No. 13667 del
&gt;&gt;13203~????????????! ??????????


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Seattle Anonymous 10/13/2017 (Fri) 17:45:00 [Preview] No. 13456 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm in Washington state visiting poor religious nutcases and I'm already bored talking to them. What else should I see? Going to Seattle later, heard the gay and black neighborhoods are being driven out by white programmers from Amazon and so I might visit the liberal capital district while it still exists. Heard they have a club with glory holes. Other than that I have a week free for the shitposting.
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Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 04:32:41 [Preview] No. 13476 del
>>13475
https://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=STANDARDS&p_id=9777

If they're serving foods exposed legs can mean exposed body hair for one thing which, every restaurant I've worked in has forbidden shorts. Also if they're keeping the place clean they're going to be exposed to cleaning products which falls under PPE shit which is some big time OSHA shit you don't want to run afoul of.

As far as public nuisances are concerned, if the police get called there enough the township is going to declare it a nuisance regardless of if anything illegal is going on or not. Whether it's an old granny with a stick up her ass or drunk guys congregating trying to see some tit.


Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 06:05:56 [Preview] No. 13477 del
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>>13476
The only way body hair can get in a coffee is if she's doing a dance and passing it under her legs. Coffee shelf and machines were always above her waist, except for on the side facing you so that you could get a good view. It's the simplest barista job ever because the expresson and latte machines do the work.

All she does is place the coffee, press buttons, talk to you while it's pouring, mix it a few times with a straw, cap it and hand it through a window. There is no way even her tits would hang over the coffee due to the angles, and you would need a freak updraft for any pubic hair to get in the drink. There are no hurricanes in Seattle. In fact, at the last one I saw she only had lacy underwear below wedged between her legs to bare her ass cheeks, but a plain sweater on top which bared nothing. Maybe she got cold, or maybe she felt ashamed because it was a Sunday. Or maybe it was a budget barista since I paid $5.50 instead of $8 at the one with the younger and hotter girl in a top and bikini. I wouldn't go back there to see her sweater, even though she called me hon in every single sentence.

Sorry, the sign said I couldn't take a picture of the stall or the girl. The sign said SWEET GIRLS in all pink, and the menu said it , and at first I didn't realize it was a coffee barista until I looked at the menu that said cocaine and blood flavored expressos (no price tag listed so I guess they charge whatever they want and then expect a tip.)


Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 06:32:24 [Preview] No. 13478 del
>>13477
The practicality of it really doesn't matter. Really not sure how Hooters gets away with their servers tbh but her legs are definitely going to be coming into contact with various surfaces and if she's a top then that could be bear skin touching service utensils or stirrers or sugar packets or whatever. It doesn't matter how likely it is to happen what matters is if there is even a slight chance and this has to apply uniformly to every kitchen regardless if there's traditional cooking going on or a bitch microwaving english muffins and brewing keurigs.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:34:19 [Preview] No. 13645 del
8chan's /b/ is shit, /tech/ became /pol/ and Tor posting broke days ago, so I migrated here.


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Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 07:42:41 [Preview] No. 13276 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT AMERICANS HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO APPRECIATE.

JEANS WERE A MISTAKE.


Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 09:27:09 [Preview] No. 13277 del
Agreed


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:37:00 [Preview] No. 13653 del
Someday we'll have monorails or better yet maglevs, just like what was predicted by most of the sci-fi in the 1950's. I just have to wait longer. I still have faith we'll get past our third-world transit status.


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:02:05 [Preview] No. 13658 del
Gas the Boomers. Generation war NOW.



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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 19:00:56 [Preview] No. 13326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 09/25/2017 (Mon) 06:43:13 [Preview] No. 13329 del
>>13326
Touhou is old and she's an old hag now. Not /b/ enough.


Anonymous 09/25/2017 (Mon) 06:49:24 [Preview] No. 13330 del
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I like touhou for the dude


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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 00:04:19 [Preview] No. 13656 del
rozelli.rozelli.pls respond


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:01:35 [Preview] No. 13657 del
i dont hate free speech!



Africa has the best culture! Anonymous 09/08/2017 (Fri) 07:58:02 [Preview] No. 13162 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>African food is traditionally eaten with the hands. You must take fermented dough balls, make a hole in the dough, and dip them in soup to eat the soup because they never invented eating utensils like the Chinese or Europeans. Everyone dips their hands in the same soup and then licks their hands clean.

>Africans have determined the custom of not using sanitized eating utensils has let Africans develop stronger resistance to bacteria so they can be healthier and live longer than the white men. (We have so much to learn from this noble and advanced culture.)

>Africans have resisted the calls to use eating utensials, because they value tradition and know sanitation is a Trojan horse that would lead to colonial imperialism destroying another part of their African heritage.


Have you even eaten African? You can't call yourself a refined gentleman until you have got your hands dirty in African soup.

More of these people keep coming and we have to make them feel welcome. So from now on I'm going to start eating all food with my hands, from pasta to ice cream because I Don't want to be closed-minded.
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:28:41 [Preview] No. 13314 del
>>13304
Nothing wrong with that. It does seem gross but that's just the western civilization talking. Seems like in OP's pic there's a layer of dough at the bottom so you skim that up with whatever ingredients you want to eat and it keeps everything some what clean.
So long as you don't share your table with sketchy folk it's probably not all that bad. Meanwhile there is a woman somewhere in America calling Orkin because an ant got into her kitchen.


Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:39:00 [Preview] No. 13316 del
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>>13314
You're not kidding I know an old Christcuck who called pest control because she found 6 ants on her counter, because she left food out. She said she had them spray pesticides around the house to keep out the ants a few years ago and it must have worn off. So she had them spray pesticides around the house a second time to keep them from coming back for a few more years. She would rather breathe DDT than be forced to put away her food faster to avoid a few ants.


Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 12:18:18 [Preview] No. 13322 del
Hands are washed before and after eating.

>>13314
Has the right idea; you tear off a piece of the bread and use that to grab whatever you want to eat, similar to eating yiros on a plate.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:36:25 [Preview] No. 13651 del
Why is this place better than mewch?


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:40:12 [Preview] No. 13654 del
>>13651
catalog.



onahole discussion Anonymous 09/23/2017 (Sat) 18:29:23 [Preview] No. 13292 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have to have to use soft ones because I was circumcised by Jew lovers. harder ones are uncomfortable right before the orgasm and I have to slow down my thrusts or stop moving stirring ejaculation, unlike with soft ones.

which onaholes do you use?
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Anonymous 09/27/2017 (Wed) 08:48:26 [Preview] No. 13355 del
>not injecting yourself with Melanotan II, PDE4-inhibitor, Prolactin inhibitors, Methamphetamine and MDMA, so you can really feel the kick of your loli onahole and cyber-prostate massager


Anonymous 09/29/2017 (Fri) 07:39:18 [Preview] No. 13366 del
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I'd recommend the Melty Pussy Angel. Very soft hole.
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Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 20:03:59 [Preview] No. 13375 del
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Anonymous 10/04/2017 (Wed) 00:02:14 [Preview] No. 13389 del
>>13375
>reduces your fertility
I wasn't using it for anything.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:35:25 [Preview] No. 13648 del
You are welcome!



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Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 04:06:02 [Preview] No. 13517 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think my bottle of Listerine was trying to seduce me


Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 04:16:47 [Preview] No. 13518 del
oh fug that's sexy


Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 21:49:34 [Preview] No. 13535 del
>>13517
Perfectly normal! It is nothing more than the bacteria in your mouth slowly dying off, resulting in an imbalance inducing mental issues!

Looks like the fluoride is working just as planned :^)


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Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:05:55 [Preview] No. 13367 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dysnomia gave us captcha on 4chan. What do we do now?


Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:13:02 [Preview] No. 13368 del
go back


Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:24:03 [Preview] No. 13369 del
>>13368
To where?


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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:32:59 [Preview] No. 13642 del
So I read up on backgrounds for Dunkirk for the film and learned that those awful Nazis in a very evil way prolonged the war by offering France and Britain some peace proposals around that time while the Nazis were winning. This caused many deaths and should never be done.



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love Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 00:57:34 [Preview] No. 13568 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJa9IWkfXSw [Embed]


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 22:54:40 [Preview] No. 13580 del
makin your own booze eh


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:06:20 [Preview] No. 13638 del
339


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:31:48 [Preview] No. 13639 del
tbqh, Megamilk is a bit of attention whore for an admin. Doing streams, posting selfies, it's kind of annoying. If Mewch stays up for a a few more months I'll give him some props but he doesn't seem to have the gumption to have a long term project like this.