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Bad places to live Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 02:23:26 [Preview] No. 11539 [Reply]
Southern California sucks.

Los Angeles county: Traffic, punishing heat most of the year, no seasons, no festivals, uneventful days. Cracks in the sidewalks, graffiti, gum stains everywhere, except when the bums sit on these blemishes. Cheap functional architecture makes for ghetto scenery. Widening rift between the rich and poor means the best looking buildings are McMansions on cliffs by the coast, while downtown, city hall, and the public libraries look like temporary structures built in the fifties. Pathetic mass transportation due to the car industry lobbying to remove the railroads and cable cars in the west.

Bilingual means Spanish takes up the signs, and Mexicans give worse service at restaurants unless you're a Mexican. Poor customer service, and retarded baby-talk languages like Chinese, Korean or Vietnamese when you're curious enough to eavesdrop.

Crumbling public infrastructure and public educational facilities. Occassional smog, sometimes from wildfires. Constant police helicopters, flying colors, violence and policy failure in the local news. Shallow materialist types, especially whites and UCLA asians. Their favorite news is entertainment, which deals with the personal lives and careers of Hollywood celebrities on par with insignificant high school clique gossip.
No nature, nowhere to be alone or breathe fresh air unless you own a car and drive for hours. Unfriendly people, but they don't put on the fake smiles and polite greetings like in Orange County. Bad parks. Literally nowhere to go, and nothing to do in the suburbs except waste money shopping, or on coffee or boba milk tea.


Orange county: stuck up white people and most of the other problems. Fewer gangs than LA County, but more blatant bullying at schools. Every other neighbor is part of a Evangelical Christian club of hypocrites riding on high horses and Armageddonists. And it gets worse: Persians (Muslims) are moving in. Fake people who smile and say hi when a stranger passes or walks into a building, but are unfriendly and uninterested in conversations. Bigger parks, but still boring and a weak sense of community. Every kid under 22 is a gamer/quasi-loner or on drugs.
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11540 Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 10:27:41 [Preview] No. 11818 del
My God your dumb


Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 14:49:23 [Preview] No. 11819 del
>>11540
10/10 wud cri agen


Anonymous 04/15/2017 (Sat) 06:23:32 [Preview] No. 11849 del
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>>11540
yall niggas fr?
yall niggas really believe this many gayniggas exist on end?
yall niggas are gay


Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:58:42 [Preview] No. 11858 del
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please. Top of the World down here ya nut.

The high Cost of Living means that if you become a valuable & borderline essential employee, you can earn very outsize wages for your credentials. If you can further game your cost of living down to reasonable levels by being a cheap shit introvert or just smaht, then you can invest your locally-devalued currency on the national & global stock market.

Investment advantage, if you can rise with the tide. If you can't, yeah ya drown.

Traffic? Mexicans? Gangs?

Ride a motorcycle or take the bus. Smile at them like they're regular people, pretend you know Spanish by mimicking their reactions, maybe actually learn some?

Don't be a pussy. If you're white you will be ignored by gangs, no matter what colors you wear. It's like inhabiting a parallel spirit realm, you're on another plane of existence. Just walk around like the gang shit is all a lie to keep scared white people from moving to an already stressed real estate market and diluting their communities.

You only have to adapt to the humans, because the climate is perfect already. Much easier than the other way, I think.

Perhaps not for everyone.

Get a job, open a Roth IRA, learn a hobby, stop watching so much TV

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Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 07:13:30 [Preview] No. 11860 del
>>11858
I saw a fb post by a guy from HS that moved to LA. He said some latino guy rolled along side him in a truck as he was walking down the street tell him to give up shit for like 5-10 minutes and he ignored him until he drove off.



Suspicious of GF Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 06:24:47 [Preview] No. 11835 [Reply]
Need to find info on friend's GF who we suspect is hiding and lying about numerous things. Here is some of her info:

Brittany Christine Lanier
08/19/1985
brittanylanier28@gmail.com
brittany.lanier@workmail.com
facebook.com/brittany.lanier241529
instagram.com/brittany_lanier
home: 770-479-7235
770-286
770-
428 Upper Bethany Rd, Ball Ground, GA, 30107
454 Pittman Ln, Canton, GA, 30114

brittanylanier28@gmail.com,66.87.110.16,smileprodirect.com,2015-08-17 00:00:00,Brittany,Lanier,70 Mansell Ct,,Roswell,GA,30076-1523,,,,

Relatives:

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Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 06:57:31 [Preview] No. 11836 del
Not lying. My buddy's GF is in jail right now and i know she's been lying to him and hiding a lot of things. I hate it for him and am trying to help


Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 17:05:35 [Preview] No. 11840 del
>>11835
holy shit. this happens to be close to where i live. i stopped by her place just now and she has 2 dudes tied up in the kitchen. i took the tape off one and he said she's been raping them and plans to dump their bodies in the country later. i put the tape back on his mouth and left them tied up because i dont want to get involved in this


Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 18:27:18 [Preview] No. 11841 del
>>11835
Fuck off. /b/ or the rest of this website is not your personal army and therefore not going to help you. Stop being an incompetent fuck and get shit done.



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Lost Media - Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 13:31:59 [Preview] No. 11740 [Reply]
There were screenshots of the tapes on 4chan in the mid 2000′s.

It seemed that the tapes were actually available on some vhs trading lists in the 1990s.

They went by the unofficial titles 'Welcome' and 'Heartrending' (1993)

Starring: Michelle Banks, Paul Bernardo, Jane Doe, Karla Homolka, Tammy Homolka

Please email me if you have $uggestions to obtain these tape$ - master_editor89@hotmail.com

(I'm positive we can work the price out whatever is on your mind)
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Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 17:57:27 [Preview] No. 11745 del
Seriously? You are really going to spampost every fucking chan every day trying to lure people in to your obvious Fed trap with this lame shit?
You might as well just start asking around for anyone who knows who "CatGoddess" is.

Obvious Fed is obvious.


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 21:21:15 [Preview] No. 11751 del
>>11740
I'm not a Fed. I'm just searching for a long time for this material. I'm going to stop post now about that part you are right.


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 21:57:45 [Preview] No. 11752 del
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>>11751
Get Tor & search the deep web for it. This isn't the kind of stuff you should be looking for on the surface web.


sage Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 19:37:06 [Preview] No. 11787 del
>>11752
shutup nigger. keep that retarded shit to the clear web


Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 11:57:02 [Preview] No. 11838 del
>>11740
I'm interested as well



Oldfag nostalgia Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:05:26 [Preview] No. 11794 [Reply]
Let's get an oldfag nostalgia thread for people lurking on 4chan and other sites back in the early 2000's
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Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 06:40:23 [Preview] No. 11816 del
>>11812
No, anonib.com was shut down for being too extreme but it ran for years. A lot of blackmail stuff you can still find was from anonib.


Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 23:41:56 [Preview] No. 11826 del
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>>11805
To be fair, 90s memes did suck.


Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 00:56:31 [Preview] No. 11828 del
>>11810
I think there was a one hour trial I did once?
>>11826
In twenty years kids will say our memes suck.


Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 01:13:39 [Preview] No. 11829 del
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>>11826
Also back then (early 00s) you could just put music to anything animated and it would go viral. It still helps, though not as much.
https://youtu.be/xPkeIV1CRCM
https://vimeo.com/19071448
https://youtu.be/qCOfZca4NcE

Also perfect Kirby and .swfs from new grounds which was basically the youtube back them, before we had video streaming, a site for sharing created videos.
https://youtu.be/Abzxb7rcTzA

Khinsider for game osts, animelyrics.com, rom websites, animemusicvideo.org, Anime Web Turnpike and actual anime blogging before twitter and CR killed writing.


Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 02:54:58 [Preview] No. 11833 del
>>11829
>https://vimeo.com/19071448
holy shit that was possibly even more cancerous than current_year
>https://youtu.be/qCOfZca4NcE
lol



Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 06:04:23 [Preview] No. 11813 [Reply]
Sup /b/itches

I heard you pussies dream of a day you could watch nostalgic 90's spooky horrow shows with your fellow anons.

Shit like are you afraid of the dark and goosebumps and spooky anime bullshit.

Todays that day. Get on it.

https://cytu[DOT]be/r/sleepsnug



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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 04:07:31 [Preview] No. 10610 [Reply]
/b/, ever since I was about 12 or 13 years old, I have masturbated to BDSM on both ends, incest, public, trap/shemale rape(real rape, not fake pornhub stuff), peeing, beastiality and gangbang porn. In hentai, I masturbate to beastiality, monsterxhuman, futa, incest, guro, dolphinxhuman, robot, loli, shota and some more that I probably forget. I have masturbated to pics of my eldest sister, fantasies of my eldest sister and have dressed up in my youngest sister and mothers clothes/dirty underwear. Sometimes I even tie my balls from my body, tie my actual balls apart so they swell up, force myself into a few sizes too small jeans, then zipper them up and force myself to watch porn for hours on end without touching my dick, not even to scratch an itch. I would go a bit more into detail, but I have a feeling that the party van might be watching me.

How do I stop? Also, what are your guys fetishes?
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Anonymous 02/16/2017 (Thu) 23:37:37 [Preview] No. 11244 del
>>10610
woah get a load of this edgelord


Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 04:30:49 [Preview] No. 11272 del
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uff


Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 05:24:49 [Preview] No. 11273 del
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>>11272
wow, if a bird shit on my face I wouldn't run home and take a picture of it.


Anonymous 04/12/2017 (Wed) 17:00:40 [Preview] No. 11806 del
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I'm desensitized to normal porn and can't fap to normal women, only to traps. Does this mean I have to marry a fag now?
[Onsoku Ebifly (Lew)] Warui Shounen ni wa Oshioki! | Bad Boys Need to be Punished! [English] {Hennojin} [Digital]


Anonymous 04/12/2017 (Wed) 17:51:44 [Preview] No. 11807 del
>>11806
>Does this mean I have to marry a fag now?
Idk man, but that sounds p gay tbh



Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 05:20:37 [Preview] No. 11779 [Reply]
dysnomias house if anyone is interested


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 05:30:10 [Preview] No. 11780 del
Send him a dead cat. He is such a fuckwit no wonder 8gag went to shit


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 08:13:21 [Preview] No. 11781 del
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whom?


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:20:35 [Preview] No. 11796 del
>>11781
He is the douche BO on 8gag that turned the board to shit


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:26:36 [Preview] No. 11799 del
>>11779
New yorkers are dickwads, no exceptions.



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Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 08:50:43 [Preview] No. 11782 [Reply]
Is it allowable to post pornographic images of pornography on this random world wide web information superhighway?


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 08:56:40 [Preview] No. 11783 del
Also... does anyone wanna chat and have cybersex?

Leave your ASL and I'll sent you my AOL messenger.


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 09:27:03 [Preview] No. 11784 del
>>11783
14/F/cali


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 09:39:36 [Preview] No. 11785 del
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>>11784
You sound hot!!!!!

Can you send noods???
Do you have email???
My email address is:::

m00t@aol.com

*I have attached a photograph of my rock hard penis for your viewing pleasure (and to get you in the mood).


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Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:23:12 [Preview] No. 11797 del
>>11783
12/pansexual demiboy wolfkin/Sweden



Times Herald-Record editors' fake news lecture, contradicts own claim Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 15:33:42 [Preview] No. 11774 [Reply]
https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1782613

>lecture/Q&A panel on fake news at a college
>editor asked about wikileaks and pizzagate
>called out in email for contradictory claims
>paranoid dismissal reply, spouts propaganda, then goes silent when questioned further
Just another example of journalism at it's finest


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