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New Imageboard Concept in Early Planning Stages Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 02:39:26 [Preview] No. 11416 [Reply]
PROMISEDCHAN (name liable to future change)
There is a new imageboard-software concept in the works. Addressing the problem of powerful moderating positions being compromised and shitting up the board against the will of board communities and their established board culture.
(See: 8/b/, 8/pol/, etc.)
>Nothing that isn't spam or illegal is deleted, ever. You can subscribe to different moderation teams (and bots) to have the shit filtered to your liking. There would be a default moderation team for each board but the default would change if the majority changed the moderators they subscribed to.
>To keep normies from freaking the fuck out a default profile of moderation subscriptions will be applied by default, the default moderation will be decided by an impartial algorithm that takes in to account the modoration most users in a board choose, weighting the chooses by activity.

Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

If you're interested in assisting in the development of this new imageboard concept, please go to
http://8ch.net/polk/res/102.html
If the link is broken, try checking the catalog on
http://8ch.net/polk/


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 04:56:50 [Preview] No. 11417 del
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>>11416
>Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

No shit fam. Sounds like a cool idea but too ambitious. Plus one of the fun points of imageboards is you can just be an asshole and piss of different sorts of new fags, tryhards or just plain old hard heads like pic related.


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 07:06:32 [Preview] No. 11435 del
>make me an imageboard goy
do it yourself and I might use it. otherwise fuck off and die.



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/zenzi/ & MINESWEEPER Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 22:07:17 [Preview] No. 11299 [Reply]
CODENAME: MINESWEEPER

OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL TOP TEN VIDEOS/NURSERY RHYMES/ GAMING FAGS ON YOUTUBE

STEPS:

STEP 1: Make a YouTube account based on TOP TEN/NURSERY RHYMES/GAMING.

FÜR EXAMPLE:

kindertoys124

Minerofgods69

Songs for kids

ETC.

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Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 22:10:50 [Preview] No. 11300 del
Fuck 4chan.

And fuck using kids as your rally point idiot.


Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 22:55:01 [Preview] No. 11301 del
Other poster said it.

Honestly, what's the fun in this? Even if some 6 year old is warped by whatever porn you upload, you are never going to see it happen or get a decent reaction out of anyone. YT takes the vid down, some kid cries herself to sleep.


Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 23:18:19 [Preview] No. 11303 del
>>11300
>>11301
It's all part of a bigger plan, we have a far greater cause, for the good of all Anon imageboards.


Anonymous 03/06/2017 (Mon) 18:01:33 [Preview] No. 11415 del
>>11299
go back where you came
Why should we care about this? Give me even one good reason why.



Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 11:41:31 [Preview] No. 11373 [Reply]
bet y'all niggers don't know about the web shitty showdown


Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 11:43:40 [Preview] No. 11374 del
lol mp3 im dumb


Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 16:01:39 [Preview] No. 11375 del
SSSSSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Anonymous 03/06/2017 (Mon) 07:52:13 [Preview] No. 11413 del
WHY, I'LL SHOW U A FUCKING SHILLET COME BACK HERE AND LOOK AT THIS DO YOU FEEL SOMEBODY IS GOING TO FUCKING BUY THIS SHIT

I DON'T THINK SO~~


Anonymous 03/06/2017 (Mon) 08:07:13 [Preview] No. 11414 del
>>11413
>>11413
Looks pretty good tbh. Now if they could just uncuck AatC and bring back the canon timeline.



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qt kik slut Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 22:46:01 [Preview] No. 11376 [Reply]
QT KIK SLUT SELLIN NUDES

her kik is mandyyh2000

yw guys


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 04:48:53 [Preview] No. 11378 del
how do you sell nudes?


Anonymous 03/04/2017 (Sat) 05:44:09 [Preview] No. 11408 del
Why would I pay to see you bitch naked? I don't even know you.
And I don't feel attracted by sluts that everybody fucked.



I am so tired Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 03:12:06 [Preview] No. 11377 [Reply]
I am weary and I don't know why.


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 04:49:11 [Preview] No. 11379 del
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You probably slept too much.



9/11 wasn't done by Arabs, don't believe Jewish or Christian lies Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 23:05:48 [Preview] No. 11354 [Reply]
Signed,

An arab


Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 23:10:39 [Preview] No. 11355 del
It's either a Jewish conspiracy, or a CIA inside job, or the work of dijins spontaneously combusting. Americans are brainwashed, Arabs are a peaceful people, we couldn't have done it.


Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 04:43:48 [Preview] No. 11372 del
22% for Palestine is really surprisingly low to me to be honest. Lebanese results surprise me too because well, you figured they'd be too busy partying.



jim profit ???????? Anonymous 09/07/2016 (Wed) 09:15:57 [Preview] No. 9086 [Reply]
any turbo old fags from 4chan remember the J-i-m P-r-o-f-i-t meme? I never knew what it meant but apparently YEARS ago when people would post that name in any thread, they would instantly be banned for very long, or even permanently.

my question is Did some people on 4chan years ago predict that a person they didn't know yet named Jim would own the new 8chan that they didn't know existed yet, and turn it from a non-profit website into a profit website that collects data?

there have been people permabanned from 8chan for discussing jim.

what do you make of this?
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Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 12:53:15 [Preview] No. 10007 del
>>9095


This is probably a stretch but could there be any possibility that Jim Profit actually is Jim Watkins?


The name Jim Profit reminds me of Sam Hyde/Hide (which is a pseudonym taken from a famous liar of New England folklore). Not that I am suggesting Sam is related to this at all


Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 14:12:10 [Preview] No. 10008 del
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Jim Profit was a real dude who got banned for trolling, but just to fuel your paranoid autism I'll point out that he used "Grumpy Piggy" as an alias.


Anonymous 11/01/2016 (Tue) 07:03:41 [Preview] No. 10016 del
>>10008
Grumpy pig?
US Acres?
SHELDON
>Bazinga
Fuggggggggg....


Sage Anonymous 02/19/2017 (Sun) 04:42:36 [Preview] No. 11269 del
This whole time I thought there were multiple Jim Profits. Wow, he got his own meme by trip fogging a lot, I should have gone for e-fame too


Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 22:29:20 [Preview] No. 11371 del
hands free cumming



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Anonymous 02/26/2017 (Sun) 07:21:01 [Preview] No. 11360 [Reply]
hey can you source me the full size image of this crosshatch of Trump from a trump hate channel, shit's looking rad AF
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Anonymous 02/26/2017 (Sun) 23:42:08 [Preview] No. 11363 del
Or you could die from aids cancer and do us all a favor


Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 08:58:29 [Preview] No. 11365 del
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>>11360
I couldn't find the original, only the video. It might be original content.

Anyway, I cleaned it up a little and made it desktop size for you.


Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 17:38:24 [Preview] No. 11366 del
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Total shit OP. No one gives a damn about the nachronistic swshtika anymore, who would borrow that shit from those idiots who dredged it up.

Upgraded your graphic to be more relevant, more in line with truth OP. Dianic stars do not evolve into Nazi shit but they do speak of pussy. And the Don, hmm. He gets that.


Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 18:37:56 [Preview] No. 11369 del
>>11366
GLPtard why are you obsessed with Hello Kitty? Are you not aware it is likely tied to MKULTRA (beta sex kitten programming - also something to think about with Trump's "pussy" mantra)


Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 18:50:32 [Preview] No. 11370 del
>>11369

Oh? Hmm. And?



Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 20:15:57 [Preview] No. 11353 [Reply]
Sup /b/, someone know's the name of this song?


Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 23:14:24 [Preview] No. 11356 del
Go fuck...something.

Can't understand these new songs with all the baboom an da chatter.


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Anonymous 05/28/2016 (Sat) 18:53:02 [Preview] No. 6519 [Reply]
webm thread?
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Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 20:57:54 [Preview] No. 11344 del
>>11270 sauce pls. What even is this?


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