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The American Public School System Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 04:15:02 [Preview] No. 15993 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"Educating" students while instilling a sense of accomplishment and patriotism towards our country!

Ask an educator anything.

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 05:36:35 [Preview] No.15994 del
those state tests you have to prepare for year round are pretty gay yea

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 15:47:50 [Preview] No.16014 del
The best you can do is avoid preaching political propaganda and just teach those students what they NEED to know such as math, history, science, shop class or whatever it is you are teaching. Try embracing common sense and rational thinking. Do not become "politically correct" and avoid such thorny political topics. Students need to learn skills so they can be productive and get a job someday. Don't let them cheat, make sure you are strict (but don't become a jackass), and help those students who need help.

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 21:53:46 [Preview] No.16019 del
Christianity in schools is making them stupid. Christian private schools objectively give lower IQs than secular private schools.

Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 22:05:34 [Preview] No.16032 del
You've never been to an inner city school, have you? Those legit aren't schools, not even in the "its not supposed to teach but brainwash" sense. They're juvenile detention centers that give out free lunches to keep niggers off the street.

Anonymous 03/29/2018 (Thu) 23:10:32 [Preview] No.16055 del
Schools in the US are not allowed to preach religion, especially Christianity. Only religious private schools can, but they typically have upper-middle class students and only around 10% of the population goes to private schools anyway.

But don't worry you little saint, I'm sure the next Bolshevik movement in the USSA will have them removed and place them into graves which is what I know cocksuckers like yourself want to happen.

8chan is turning into Trash Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 08:30:51 [Preview] No. 16025 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I left 4chan years ago as it had basically become "60,000 shit posts a second chan". I found 8chan sometime later during the Meme Wars and was enraptured with it at once. Now 8chan is shit too and someone mentioned endchan in a comment and I had to come see if there was anything here that was worth while. So far I'm hopeful. What brought the rest of you here?
<Tl;Dr 4chan/8chan Refugee wants to know if you all came to escape the cancer as well.
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Anonymous 03/28/2018 (Wed) 04:28:12 [Preview] No.16041 del
The problem took care of itself in terms of the influx. The 4chan trash are the users who are most likely to kiss dysnomia's ass, and stay on 8chan because "muh pph, breh. Lol! XD" Obviously, a bunch of redditor retards trying to look edgy won't have much of an audience on alternate websites. That's why they choose to stay rather than go to mewch.

Quality seems to be pretty subjective, though. But it is certainly far better than what 8chan has become.

Anonymous 03/28/2018 (Wed) 16:56:22 [Preview] No.16042 del
pretty much the same reasons really.
but i would appreciate it if any anon could clarify things for me, see the thing is, before I got on 8ch I was browsing endchan but it was not on clearnet, maybe i'm wrong and it was another chan altogether which is why I am so confused (the chan I browsed had a doxxing board from what I remember if that could clarify things somehow)

Anonymous 03/28/2018 (Wed) 17:30:50 [Preview] No.16043 del

Is that it? I can only think you might be confusing finalchan and endchan? Not sure if finalchan has an onion site or not.

Anonymous 03/28/2018 (Wed) 21:04:45 [Preview] No.16046 del
8chan is clearnet. Endchan is clearnet. If your grandmother can fire up her winderz 95 rig and reach the site on a whim it's clearnet. Having an .onion address doesn't mean anything in this context.

Anonymous 03/29/2018 (Thu) 22:53:58 [Preview] No.16054 del
I 100% agree with this. 8chan used to be decent, had great news reporting a couple years ago too but it fell apart. Now its riddled with spam and useless garbage. News boards have been taken over by SJWs too. I'm much happier to be here.

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FB hack Anonymous 01/31/2018 (Wed) 19:12:55 [Preview] No. 15001 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need help to get login details for a facebook account. Willing to pay whatever it takes.
email me: zuzuzuzu@tutanota.com

Anonymous 02/01/2018 (Thu) 03:16:04 [Preview] No.15009 del
All of the l33t hack0rz can only be found on 4chan, you aren't going to find any here. Goodbye!

Anonymous 02/03/2018 (Sat) 05:22:43 [Preview] No.15102 del
okay ive reported you to the authorities. im so worried about you you were supposed to be a good boy.

Anonymous 03/27/2018 (Tue) 19:25:53 [Preview] No.16040 del
try attrition.org/goingpostal

Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 01:24:07 [Preview] No. 16021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My mom poops all the time, has a man face, 3 chins, dora hair, and a fucking disgusting ass that is so fat, it looks like she's wearing a round pool floatie made of fat. She is mentally unstable and stupid, probably because she's a female. Not attractive or feminine-looking at all.

My dad looks like he's pregnant with a giant, overdue baby. His stupid baby-looking forehead makes it look like there's a dick coming out of his face. He came close to killing me one time when he was having one of his diabetes mood swings, and lied his way out of getting arrested. He is a jerk as well.

My sister has gotten fatter, dumber and more whiney ever since she started going to a college full of feminists and liberals.

Thank you for reading.

Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 08:16:21 [Preview] No.16024 del
>a fucking disgusting ass that is so fat,

Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.16027 del
dad tits or gtfo

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 18:27:51 [Preview] No. 16016 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fuck China and PC, let’s recognize Taiwan as a separate nation already

Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 08:03:22 [Preview] No.16023 del
Open up any computer made from the mid-70s to the mid-80s. It's full of chips stamped with "Taiwan" and "Made in Taiwan". Singapore and Malaysia too.

It doesn't matter if you're saying it just to try to spite some China boogeyman or not, the fact is that Taiwan is an independent tech-manufacturing nation that US corps were outsourcing jobs to because of the huge wage disparities decades before China said wtf I love capitalism now.

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Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:11:19 [Preview] No. 12932 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi endchan I'm rozelli
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Anonymous 03/19/2018 (Mon) 19:27:04 [Preview] No.15909 del

Anonymous 03/24/2018 (Sat) 08:52:10 [Preview] No.15957 del
What is your ethnicity? Iraqi or persian, or am I way off?

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 23:41:55 [Preview] No.16020 del
Cute. Would cuddle.

What happened to all the scizos on Endchan? The posting style seems to have changed dramatically over the last year. Sad.
It just dawned on me that the "b" in /b/ has always stood for "cluster b" as defined by DSM5.[spoiler]Probably.[/spoiler]

Anonymous 03/26/2018 (Mon) 03:57:50 [Preview] No.16022 del
It stands for Baka, as in idiotic, nonsensical, or in other words, RANDOM.

Anonymous 03/27/2018 (Tue) 00:30:32 [Preview] No.16035 del
What a pathetic fate to live being an attention whore and a slut.

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 21:40:11 [Preview] No. 16017 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wonder if anyone in the 50s gave their wife an engagement ring made out of uranium. They certainly put radioactive materials into everything back then.

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 21:48:06 [Preview] No.16018 del

Bruh I know it's hard to believe but small pieces of Uranium glass are not necessarily deadly. Hell smoke alarms have Americium. A lot of people have this giant misconception that materials with high half lifes are always deadly. But no, it's not just the half life duration you have to look for, but the energy and radiation emulsed during the duration of the halflife.

Remember in science, specially medical we don't work with knowing how deadly a component is, we work within the bounds of exposure, half life of the material within our body and lethal dose 50, or ld50 for short. Hell chelation therapy is not just useful for heavy metal toxicity but radiation exposure too.

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A little game Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 00:08:05 [Preview] No. 15992 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found a little game to create countries that you control and created a group for chan users, lets play for a while:

The region is: Chan nations

There is an android application, if you want to use it: Stately, it is under the apache 2 license.

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 05:40:57 [Preview] No.15995 del
Nice try CIA, I am on to your IP and data collection scheme, this must be another one of your websites that you have so conveniently stated here to have us click on it and log our information. How much must the United States government (Controlled by filthy zionists who are controlled by reptillians) be financing your personal agenda that you would commit such acts as this and blindly support those who perceive you as a mere puppet in their operation for world domination? It is quite saddening to observe the fall of the human species recently due to the radio waves transmitted from your spaceships to fry our minds and the GMOs in vaccines to change our DNA and lower our vibrational levels. You stated with 4chan, then 8chan, and now you are coming after us, the imageboard at the end of the fucking universe, but you know what? You aren't going to hurt me or anyone else here anymore, CIAnigger, it is fucking over for you and your stupid little employers who have hurt those that I love and cherish, soon now the resistance will rise and a battle shall unfold, but as the prophecy states, "At thy end of thy twenty year quarrel fueled by the blood and tears of men, light shall prevail and evil shall be vanquished for centuries to come". I have been preparing for such a moment, my contingency plans are in place, and I am ready to strike, I have been studying deeply for over thirty years, birthing an intelligence that surpasses that of all men that surround me. I know what my place is, I WILL be a major player in this war, I will lead men to their certain deaths, but it will not be in vain, we fight for what we believe in, and I will gladly die among my brothers if it means putting up a fight and not succumbing to the brainwashing and mind-control meant to maintain our docility and leaving us content with the burning world around us. I have support from my brothers in Russia, Japan, North Korea, China, Canada, Mexico, and every other country on the planet, we are everywhere, and while we may be far from one another, we think and act as a single entity, unison that allows for the formation of a spiritual power stronger than any other observed, and it will be used against you.

Anonymous 03/25/2018 (Sun) 08:54:06 [Preview] No.16004 del
nice pasta!

Would you vote for Barry Goldwater? Anonymous 03/24/2018 (Sat) 17:58:57 [Preview] No. 15989 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
On religious issues there can be little or no compromise. There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both.

I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?
And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of "conservatism."

Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.

When you say 'radical right' today, I think of these moneymaking ventures by fellows like Pat Robertson and others who are trying to take the Republican Party away from the Republican Party, and make a religious organization out of it. If that ever happens, kiss politics goodbye.

Do not associate my name with anything you do. You are extremists, and you've hurt the Republican party much more than the Democrats have.

Anonymous 03/24/2018 (Sat) 18:12:39 [Preview] No.15990 del
Let me get this record straight right here and now, most of the so-called "Bible-thumpin'" "Christian conservatives" are not really Christians at all. Neither are the democrats for that matter. They tell you what you WANT to hear... they will not tell you the truth, and the truth is they are corrupt as any dictator you could imagine living in the third world. All they give a shit about is their $$$. Thats it! Fake preachers. Fake politics. Pay to play baby, all the way. Fascist USSA, all the way. Many of these politicians are actually child molesters or pimping call girls and sniffing coke when they have their long extended vacations from Congress.

I cannot stress to you how fucking corrupt the US government and politics is today. It would make any real religious person puke.

Jeanette Anonymous 10/19/2017 (Thu) 02:46:22 [Preview] No. 13500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is she a cutie?
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Anonymous 03/14/2018 (Wed) 05:10:18 [Preview] No.15839 del
fucking stick a dull knife in your larynx and bleed out

Anonymous 03/14/2018 (Wed) 05:22:01 [Preview] No.15841 del
Edgy pun intended

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Anonymous 03/24/2018 (Sat) 08:56:25 [Preview] No.15958 del
Uhh I hate to ask this question, but are you guys sure that isn't a really thoroughly transformed trap?

The more I look at the face the more I doubt this one.

Anonymous 03/24/2018 (Sat) 09:05:34 [Preview] No.15959 del
it's not a trap cause traps don't give me a rock solid hard on