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something you cant find on the net Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 09:02:15 [Preview] No. 11931 [Reply]
lets see if others can find shit that shouldn't exist
for one i have never been able to find gay midget fisting porn. Not the type where the midget is fisting but one with a regular guy with a midget on each hand, like a punch and judy show

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 10:58:08 [Preview] No. 11932 del
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I never found love.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 15:29:45 [Preview] No. 11934 del
Test -> test -> test
>test -> test -> test

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 23:16:36 [Preview] No. 11943 del
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Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 01:00:36 [Preview] No. 11946 del
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Real Satanic porn.

Anonymous 02/13/2017 (Mon) 15:08:58 [Preview] No. 11226 [Reply]
new webm thread?

old thread
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Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 02:40:03 [Preview] No. 11830 del
people have been doing this on the scale of millions per year since classical antiquity. what is there to be "new" to (nothing in your videos obviously)?

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#DertiSanchez Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 13:31:22 [Preview] No. 11914 [Reply]
Okay, so. Apparently the season 3 of Rick and Morty preview referenced this McD's Disney Mulan sweet sauce, leading to a bunch of people asking for it to return, which in turn butt hart a bunch of SJW's calling it racist because just like hollandaise isn't Dutch and there's no pineapple in italian oven bread, szechuan is nothing like Chinese Sichuan.


This is all quite retarded. Only one thing left for McDonalds to do: re-release szechuan under marketing term like #TriedSzechuan, and troll everybody by making it taste like shit instead of good. Make it canon that Rick did it, I don't know.
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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 22:19:15 [Preview] No. 11927 del
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>forcing reddit into this and every other thing under the sun

I swear one of these days I'll go check it out to see what exactly it is that gets your hipster fanboy dicks this hard for advertising that website.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 01:03:29 [Preview] No. 11928 del
It's a magical place full of dicksucking via upvotes and filled to the brim with so much censorship 8/pol/ and mark/v/ blush. It's so bad the Trumpcucks at /r/the_donald constantly get ban waves and have to go shitpost to Gab.ai, which is a datamining sting.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 01:24:04 [Preview] No. 11929 del
Most Americans are weaklings that think a little black pepper or makes food "spicy." The place near me serves the authentic kind and it's both burning hot and goes up to your nose like Wasabi with none of that sweet and sour Chinese-American taste, because the sugar lobbyist made it a law that all foreign foods in America must still cause diabetes.

Reddit censorship deletes more than when you hear a woman talking on her bluetooth earpiece and you can hear only half of the conversation. Whole chains are greyed out because that's how democracy works.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 03:59:14 [Preview] No. 11930 del
>all foreign foods in America must still cause diabetes.
On top of that it just sucks at everything that it does at a technical level. Trying to quickly browse any (((content))) on there is tedious.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 17:28:21 [Preview] No. 11936 del

I am making my own panang curry because of this. Most asian american restaurants are pure garbage.

I do not care about anything else in this thread.

Social experiment Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 23:14:44 [Preview] No. 11872 [Reply]
Okay, here is how it's going to be;

You're going to ask question to a fake person (but act like it's a real one) , and we're going to see how long it take for someone to say "tits or gtfo" or "send nudes" (or anything related)

Here is what you know from the beginning ;
She's a shortstack with gigantomastia, so now, let the experiment begin!
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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 17:44:32 [Preview] No. 11918 del
Just to clarify ;that's not as big as it seem when said like this; I'm a "shortstack", emphasis on SHORT. (I'm no more than 1m30 on the tip on my toes)

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:49:24 [Preview] No. 11920 del
... Wow, just, wow. How can you carry this much? Wouldn't it make you bed-ridden?

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:53:34 [Preview] No. 11921 del
If I was a lazy pile of shit, yes.
But, as soon as I was diagnosed with "back crushing breasts", I took it upon myself to exercise 1nd strengthen my back and legs, plus my bra have balloons sewed in the cup (not to make it seem bigger, mind you...) that are filled with helium. It don't help so much, but that's still this lifted of my back.

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 21:06:13 [Preview] No. 11923 del
How is it having bewbs like that?
Like when they bounce or jiggle.

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 21:08:02 [Preview] No. 11924 del
I actually like when they move a bit (like when I walk, lay down or laugh), but when they outright bounce, like when running or taking the stairs, it start being annoying or even painful.

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Anonymous 02/26/2017 (Sun) 07:21:01 [Preview] No. 11360 [Reply]
hey can you source me the full size image of this crosshatch of Trump from a trump hate channel, shit's looking rad AF
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Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 08:58:29 [Preview] No. 11365 del
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I couldn't find the original, only the video. It might be original content.

Anyway, I cleaned it up a little and made it desktop size for you.

Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 17:38:24 [Preview] No. 11366 del
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Total shit OP. No one gives a damn about the nachronistic swshtika anymore, who would borrow that shit from those idiots who dredged it up.

Upgraded your graphic to be more relevant, more in line with truth OP. Dianic stars do not evolve into Nazi shit but they do speak of pussy. And the Don, hmm. He gets that.

Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 18:37:56 [Preview] No. 11369 del
GLPtard why are you obsessed with Hello Kitty? Are you not aware it is likely tied to MKULTRA (beta sex kitten programming - also something to think about with Trump's "pussy" mantra)

Anonymous 02/27/2017 (Mon) 18:50:32 [Preview] No. 11370 del

Oh? Hmm. And?

education advice Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:31:35 [Preview] No. 11922 del
Greate article. Keep writing such kind of information on your blog. Im really impressed by your blog.

Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 15:26:36 [Preview] No. 11869 [Reply]
ian miller antifa friendo list

Truth about Jesus Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 05:17:01 [Preview] No. 11867 [Reply]
Philosopher Frederick Nietzsche talked about it a lot, and I'm attracted to his right-wing ideas, and extreme thoughts. He was one of the first to realize that philosophy will never catch on among the lower classes, and they will always want a religion as a crutch. He realized that if we cannot remove religion for the lower classes, we need to at least create a new modern philosophy that has mystical religious elements and which will make people truly happy and alive if they practice it within this life, while not burdening the real philosophers-- this "life-fullness" is something which Christianity absolutely doesn't do with its focus on eternal servitude and eternal guilt from sin. Christianity was popular with the poor because it gave a justification for the slave classes who had to endure daily injustice from their masters; religions that began with the rich such as Scientology, or the middle classes (wicca) usually have an entirely different character, and Christian churches have different characters depending upon the demographics; wealth and prosperity gospels and social darwinism are more practiced at the affluent churches and the rich are more apt to treat church as a social and networking club and go while not actually believing in God.

The whole history of religion is of conspiracies. I put the most stock in the idea that Jesus [infidels.org] was a mentally abused child, which I'll paraphrase. Now his mother got knocked up before she married Joseph, and she would have been stoned to death, so she came up with the idea that God had impregnated her. (Although it wouldn't be credible today, back then she managed to get superstitious people to believe her, or at least to fear God enough to not challenge her too much.) Now she had to keep repeating this to everyone for Jesus's entire life otherwise she would have been stoned to death, and since Jesus was raised in that environment he came to believe it, and it fed his ego in adolescence when he became a cheeky brat who would speak back to his parents at age 12 at the Synagogues. His confidence attracted a following, but the lies his parents fed him set the stage for his tragic death.

His ego went to his head and as the son of God he felt justified to chased men in the temple with a chain, and perhaps had a history more violent and threatening than the bible lets on. The Romans came, saw him as a troublemaker in occupied territory, and killed him.

After his death his followers went through a stage of grieving and at least one of them probably hallucinated about seeing a ghost, and perhaps caused a group hallucination. A series of psychological events as they tried to rationalize his death within the existing theology led to him being turned into a blameless martyr; the story was rewritten countless times and changed to suit the changing theologies. (The earliest of the 4 gospels was written about 50 years after his death, and that alone means we should take it with a huge degree of skepticism. In addition, the 4 gospels constantly contradict each other - Jesus's last words, where he went after he died, did Mary and the girls see him first and tell the disciples, or did an angel tell them where to go, or did Jesus just walk into their midst while they were fishing and and surprise them, etc. ) Every change, and every addition to the bible was made for the purposes of the person writing it, with contradictory passages being scrapped and whole books being burned by certain parties.

For example, the movement was originally popular with women because it was empowering and new-- anyone could say the holy spirit was talking to them, and so women demanded respect. This made the men uncomfortable and eventually at least one of them inserted a few lines into one of the letters attributed to Paul so that the women would shut up and stop contradicting the existing culture.

"A woman must learn in quietness and full submissiveness. 12I do not permit a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man; she is to remain quiet,"
1 Timothy 2:11-12

We have prove

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 08:30:36 [Preview] No. 11863 [Reply]
>take a waifu
>make her a burly man
Classic inversions don't ever get dank

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Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 08:30:15 [Preview] No. 11862 [Reply]
>take a waifu
>make her a burly man
Classic inversions don't ever get dank

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A question for gays Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:15:38 [Preview] No. 11777 [Reply]
Hey /cuteboys/, would you rather be straight? If I could give you a pill to turn you straight would you take it? The way I see it, you'd have more available partners if your gayness could be fixed. Sure your sexual identity would change, but basing your identity around a sexuality is shallow and stupid.

On the other hand, if you're gay your partners are more likely to accept crossdressing, a liberal mind, or atheism.
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Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 01:01:31 [Preview] No. 11855 del
I don't think that's how it works. You're not the one making the offer. They make one, you can arrange an independent appraisal and probably do some sort of negotiation. They reserve the right to take you to court and remove your shit legally for the most nominal of fees.

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:44:19 [Preview] No. 11856 del
Correct, and during the negotiations the counter offer brought it up to 15k. They don't want to fight you in court anymore than you do if you do your own apprasal, though they have an advantage because the judge wants to sell it cheap for the public good.

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 06:48:21 [Preview] No. 11857 del
Was it fucking backwater as fuck or really small? I can't picture any property going for that low.

Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 07:10:58 [Preview] No. 11859 del
Sorry to hear about your tin shack, anon.

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>Was it fucking backwater as fuck
I had an undeveloped dirt lot, and here is the amazing city hall which is closed on Friday. Blink while you're driving and you could drive past it, which I did.