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cheap kik slut Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 15:31:40 [Preview] No. 11427 [Reply]
whore from my city selling nudes

her kik is mandyyh2000

Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 15:37:19 [Preview] No. 11428 del
stop lying

and stop spamming uggos

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 18:26:24 [Preview] No. 11443 del
Not bad , but still. Who is she ?

Anonymous 03/11/2017 (Sat) 20:14:33 [Preview] No. 11464 [Reply]
Would you fuck her /b/? will post more if interested
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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 07:35:39 [Preview] No. 11509 del
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>Liking what everyone likes
>Not admiring flat chests like the master race

Your normal girlfriend will threaten to cuck you for another man with a bigger dick. She will wear the pants and control everything, and do her best to turn you into her effeminate normalfag who only lives to do her bidding.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:22:34 [Preview] No. 11512 del
Her contact Face/Insta.

Please, put them here https://volafile.io/r/apxw6bn8

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:01:44 [Preview] No. 11522 del
Don't harass her tho please, she doesn't need to know about any of this

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:05:11 [Preview] No. 11523 del
No problem, not one of those retards. Just will fap to her pictures in silence. Do you have the nudes to upload on Vola? https://volafile.io/r/apxw6bn8

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 09:44:40 [Preview] No. 11545 del
Sadly very true, but I just love big round soft tits.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 01:25:56 [Preview] No. 11499 [Reply]
ok, /b/, storytime.

be me, sophomore at a large school in a very liberal town, star Track athlete, 3.75 GPA, social misfit, virgin

be in english class, teacher got knocked up, on maternity leave

dumbass substitute teacher thinks she can control a class full of dumbass jocks

she can't handle the stress, worst teacher i've ever had.

changes the class plans and has us read Macbeth. OK, I can enjoy this.

JK, she's the worst teacher ever and ruins it for everyone by overworking it.

Take us to the auditorium to act out short passages, fuck that

on the way to the auditorium, see girl I knew from elementary school, 7.5 / 10

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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 23:43:46 [Preview] No. 11517 del
You won't see a problem if you like materialistic women with a lack of empathy. Picture a Chinese girl. She's a snob who was spoiled her whole life, and she will expect you to take care of everything.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 02:37:57 [Preview] No. 11521 del
>>11517 that's a huge generalization. one of the two girls was the kindest and most humble person I've ever met. but you're dead on with the chinese thing.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 10:20:06 [Preview] No. 11533 del
but why no green text?

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 22:56:45 [Preview] No. 11538 del
>>11533 well i'm new around here so i didn't know how to do greentext.
>figured it out though.

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 09:39:13 [Preview] No. 11544 del
Who are you quoting?

Bad places to live Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 02:23:26 [Preview] No. 11539 [Reply]
Southern California sucks.

Los Angeles county: Traffic, punishing heat most of the year, no seasons, no festivals, uneventful days. Cracks in the sidewalks, graffiti, gum stains everywhere, except when the bums sit on these blemishes. Cheap functional architecture makes for ghetto scenery. Widening rift between the rich and poor means the best looking buildings are McMansions on cliffs by the coast, while downtown, city hall, and the public libraries look like temporary structures built in the fifties. Pathetic mass transportation due to the car industry lobbying to remove the railroads and cable cars in the west.

Bilingual means Spanish takes up the signs, and Mexicans give worse service at restaurants unless you're a Mexican. Poor customer service, and retarded baby-talk languages like Chinese, Korean or Vietnamese when you're curious enough to eavesdrop.

Crumbling public infrastructure and public educational facilities. Occassional smog, sometimes from wildfires. Constant police helicopters, flying colors, violence and policy failure in the local news. Shallow materialist types, especially whites and UCLA asians. Their favorite news is entertainment, which deals with the personal lives and careers of Hollywood celebrities on par with insignificant high school clique gossip.
No nature, nowhere to be alone or breathe fresh air unless you own a car and drive for hours. Unfriendly people, but they don't put on the fake smiles and polite greetings like in Orange County. Bad parks. Literally nowhere to go, and nothing to do in the suburbs except waste money shopping, or on coffee or boba milk tea.

Orange county: stuck up white people and most of the other problems. Fewer gangs than LA County, but more blatant bullying at schools. Every other neighbor is part of a Evangelical Christian club of hypocrites riding on high horses and Armageddonists. And it gets worse: Persians (Muslims) are moving in. Fake people who smile and say hi when a stranger passes or walks into a building, but are unfriendly and uninterested in conversations. Bigger parks, but still boring and a weak sense of community. Every kid under 22 is a gamer/quasi-loner or on drugs.

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 06:20:27 [Preview] No. 11540 del
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Southern California does indeed suck. It's not as bad as Somalia, but imagine being born in Southern Calfornia and then four days after your 9th birthday an armored vehicle full of Ku Klux Klan cocksuckers shows up and hauls your momma away for a twenty year old unpaid parking ticket.

History is repeating itself in Southern California. People - and pay close attention here: people themselves, not actions - are being declared illegal (as if it's even possibe for a person to be illegal) and what we get as a result is mothers being taken from screaming pleading children. We've seen this happen before when an insane fascist dictator started claiming that people could be illegal. Where and when was that? Anyone?

These pieces of shit are not police. They don't enforce any municipal laws. Calling themselves police is some lame-ass weasel legal horseshit to try to circumvent the fact that they are violating the Fourth Amendment. They are targeting DACAs based on database lookups, not because they pulled someone over for a broken taillight, and they know it. Each and every one of those shitsuckers should face charges and prison time for violating the constitutional rights of the US citizen children whose parents they took from them.
So yeah, Southern California is a total shithole right now.

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Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 07:12:12 [Preview] No. 11543 del
This why they came up with the term "libtard".

this fucking kike binary edition Anonymous 11/08/2016 (Tue) 14:54:16 [Preview] No. 10100 [Reply]
Rolled 6 = 6 (1d6)

shekel steal
i really need to stop doing this lol
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fuck me dubs Anonymous 11/09/2016 (Wed) 09:49:05 [Preview] No. 10134 del

Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 17:15:29 [Preview] No. 10508 del
I was gonna say that applies to about 10 people but then I realize that some it apply to me.
slightly newer, just got here from the pigsty

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Anonymous 02/10/2017 (Fri) 03:39:51 [Preview] No. 11162 [Reply]
Ask a pedo thread? ask a pedo thread
>inb4 kys
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Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 08:11:02 [Preview] No. 11527 del
You don't like a toasty bronze?

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 08:45:47 [Preview] No. 11529 del
It reminds me of dirtiness and impurity and I like my children clean and pure.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 09:25:58 [Preview] No. 11530 del
Is there any sort of conflicted feeling in being attracted to such purity but at the same time wanting to desecrate/defile in it? Do you see it otherwise? What are the wholesome attributes to it? Are you able to reconcile that shit with other shit like you sleep good and shit?

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 10:09:10 [Preview] No. 11531 del
I would think he gets to love a girl with the same love you would have for a wife and a daughter. That's twice the emotion, it's sublime.

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No there isn't. Imagine it all like this inequality
(Taking her innocence)>(Her being innocent)>(Her not being innocent). The wholesome attribute to it I guess you could say is that I can appreciate child's beauty like most adults can't however you wanna interpret that one. As for the last one, I don't let this define my persona in real life, except the fact that I'm an introvert and always give off a creepy vibe, other than that everything seems to be okay.

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Flower blossum Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 07:29:15 [Preview] No. 11526 [Reply]
Take a guess, which one is the Sakura, the peach, and the plum blossom?

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trendz? Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 19:42:15 [Preview] No. 11476 [Reply]
see,why i hate stupid whiney bitches so much
all they got is money and fuckedup shitty mind
and they're making internet shit.
good old days.

Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 19:53:39 [Preview] No. 11477 del
lmao pic related kid

trendz? Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 20:06:42 [Preview] No. 11482 del
the girl is indoneshian... got this shit on fb.
they have this nice culture, i don't understand why they copy western stupidity...

i am @postmaster of this thread.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:24:00 [Preview] No. 11525 del
Do not fall victim to the trends. It will all be over quite soon.

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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 17:42:56 [Preview] No. 11510 [Reply]
We'd like to build a nice little community of guys and girls from all over the world (US, EU, AUS, and ASIA). Everybody is welcome; dont be shy!

I just wanna hang out and casually chat (voice / text) with people online while we play video games and chill.

I mostly play overwatch with some other games like hearthstone, league, minecraft, tabletop simulator, golf with friends, etc. (blizzard/steam) sprinkled in.

We just made this group but we have a decent amount of people here and we'd love to have more friends!

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:22:51 [Preview] No. 11524 del
Fuck off nigger. Discord is a shitty website this is most likely some data collection scheme.

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Anonymous 02/18/2017 (Sat) 01:02:40 [Preview] No. 11254 [Reply]
I wanna apply for a mod, ask me anything :^).

Anonymous 02/18/2017 (Sat) 06:43:24 [Preview] No. 11257 del
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is Donald Trump's granddaughter?

Anonymous 02/18/2017 (Sat) 17:07:17 [Preview] No. 11263 del
Knowing it's Trump's, I know own she will spoiled rotten and I subconsciously subtract a few points.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 18:25:18 [Preview] No. 11343 del
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oh look op posted cute lampshades

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 04:16:54 [Preview] No. 11490 del
Why aren't you dead already, faggot.
Why do you want to be mod, faggot.
Why are you a faggot, faggot.
faggot, faggot.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 20:37:17 [Preview] No. 11514 del
i have a nice lamp and shade after she turns 18+ for her.
then i'll rate her.