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Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:11:19 [Preview] No. 12932 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi endchan I'm rozelli
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Anonymous 09/21/2017 (Thu) 15:51:16 [Preview] No. 13269 del
>>13268
expecto patronum


Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:44:21 [Preview] No. 13294 del
Read what British feminists have to say and detoxify your mind. porn is a tool of the patriarchy to enslave the female mind and normalize female submission.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Porn_Culture


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 10:02:44 [Preview] No.14554 del
I saw her at Mewchan, guess she likes that board better.


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 19:52:03 [Preview] No.14563 del
lemurrka > you


ayy lmao Anonymous 01/14/2018 (Sun) 07:56:09 [Preview] No.14564 del
You seem alright, but you have the ody of an alien.



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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 12:39:24 [Preview] No. 14558 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is Serena being sexually tortured. Say something nice about her so she doesn't feel humiliated


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 14:29:12 [Preview] No.14559 del
The beatings won't stop until you give me your hat.


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 15:40:13 [Preview] No.14560 del
I like that hat too


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 18:00:32 [Preview] No.14562 del
It is a very nice hat.



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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:48:06 [Preview] No. 14549 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3 years left tow make America great again.


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 16:56:59 [Preview] No.14561 del
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You fucking implying the Dems will ever even exist after this is done? They will be flatter than a squirrel who ran out in front of a US Army convoy headed to basra. Goodbye all you Obummer fans, you floated a turd that killed your party. Ha ha ha this is so great, I love seeing the enemy squirm They so thought that bitch hillary was gonna win. It's awesome to see their plans all come crashing down and they face death by hanging or life in prison.



Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 10:17:52 [Preview] No. 14557 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So what did I think of it? Well, I found myself a little disoriented for most of the first half. The synopsis didn’t reveal much either, so I spent the first few minutes trying to work out what was going on. That’s probably the intended effect, though – you’re shoved into this story in medias res and expected to find your feet by yourself, all while admiring how beautiful the animation is for the tea Violet drank or the seawater in the port. That led to quite a few surprises on my part, including the fact that Violet is actually a war veteran who had horrifically lost both of her arms. What I did find useful, if you haven’t done so already, was to go back to this first half and watch it again in light of what you later learned from having watched the rest of the episode. Doing that makes it uncomfortably apparent, from the way Hodgins reacts awkwardly to literally everything Violet says when they first reunite, that Gilbert is probably dead. In fact, it looked like he was about to take out something from his pocket which might or might not have been the missing brooch, but then realised that she might not take the news of Gilbert’s death too well given how dependent his existence was (and clearly still is) to her very unhealthy mental state. So he held onto it in the end, all while feeling unsettled at how emotionally stunted this girl seems to be and not really being sure of how to deal with her. Hodgins really dodged a bullet in that first scene, I think. Violet conveniently interpreted his words (about Gilbert having asked him to take care of her) as being a confirmation that Gilbert is still alive, when in reality Hodgins has said no such thing. I suppose it’s possible that he’s still alive, as Violet should really have died too from the blood loss she sustained, but it wasn’t too clear exactly what sort of injuries he had.



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Anonymous 10/20/2017 (Fri) 23:41:30 [Preview] No. 13508 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Endchan need more random shit
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Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 22:58:55 [Preview] No. 13687 del
>>13681
Typical furfag


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>>13695
dude weed


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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 10:06:29 [Preview] No. 14555 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why did my ex choose another girl over me?

At first my ex boyfriend's roommate/friend was alright then it seemed like when my ex and I argued, he would get in the middle of it. One night the roommate was very drunk with his friend and I was upset cause the friend was hitting on me and kissed me on my head. My ex boyfriend's roommate told him his friend never did that and that he didn't see it. The other guy said it didn't happen either when it did. I felt completely ganged up on and hurt that I was being made to look like a liar. Plus the first time the guy hit on me, my ex wasn't even mad and said I should take it "as a compliment", he didn't do anything about it. My ex didn't even stick up for me and said he doesn't take sides, even though it was clear that he did. I felt like the roommate had this sense of control over him and was trying to make him be who he wanted him to be. He was always trying to invite him to random parties or clubs even though my ex said no several times. I think he wanted my ex to get away from me. Apparently he didn't like my ex's previous two gfs either and he thought I was a drama queen. Not saying I'm perfect, but maybe you should stay out of it?

He was always trying to make me look bad. They almost went at it that same night he was really drunk and once my ex walked away so we could talk, he's trying to pull him back in with supposed text messages that said I was checking him out when my ex would be working, which wasn't true. Why did he have a toxic friend like this?



Fappening 2017 Anonymous 11/21/2017 (Tue) 12:34:24 [Preview] No. 13820 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There are new leaks

http://thefappening.today
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Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 08:33:06 [Preview] No.13831 del
>>13827
>entertaining

fappening: when cancerous E! entertainment celebrity worship spreads even to shit-tier stolen amateur porn


Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 08:50:58 [Preview] No.13832 del
>>13829
>child porn laws get all tangled up in that mess
And people though it was a positively wonderful idea to legislate against abuse of children on account of them being children, just in case the only evidence of crime we can find is that they were indeed children and none on them suffering any actual abuse. Anybody with a half a brain would have figured it's a time bomb, but I guess we must make sure that some NAMBLA pervert doesn't juuust manage to run a successful reformative campaign and start running his own legal pedophile ring on a loophole in four years, and the only way to be sure is to have strict, tangly zero-tolerance policy that puts children in the sex offender registry for sending their own nudes to fucking Google.

And then we get smartasses crying foul the minute shit goes wrong and say that "well, in this case, law should just be ignored (so we can keep making shit laws without learning anything)"


Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 17:31:35 [Preview] No.13840 del
ugh, that alex jones


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:59:40 [Preview] No.14553 del
leaked pictures of moot' s ugly bod when?



What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 02:11:35 [Preview] No.14187 del
become a tranny bottom


Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 05:33:54 [Preview] No.14335 del
Use them to get free stuff, and probably steal things and hide them in my bra/cleavage.


Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 09:20:23 [Preview] No.14449 del
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I'd freak out at first, then probably hide myself (if I'm the only one like that), then masturbate furiously.

And then I'd have fun bursting my old clothes by putting them on and puffing out my chest, and also resting my tatas on desks, tables...

And y'know what, using them as pillow.


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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:55:40 [Preview] No.14552 del
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>>14455
If I get boobs I would want bigger ones than that, ones you could hold and show off.



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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:53:45 [Preview] No. 14551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anime defense



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#justboythings Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 00:31:18 [Preview] No. 14131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hate when this happens. I swear, raping people unless they're already ugly to begin with should be made illegal.


Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 00:36:05 [Preview] No.14132 del
おっぱいはないから、醜いですね


Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 00:47:18 [Preview] No.14134 del
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anon.

You'd be very surprised who some people find 'attractive'

I have a friend who liked dating really fat ugly chicks when he was in high school, all of them nasty looking, but he found them cute and fuckable.


Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 02:43:37 [Preview] No.14141 del
>>14134
I used to like demure looking butter faces and disliked sharp noses or facial features. I think Americans are starting to get over the anorexia fad of the mid 00s and like models who have slightly more fat.


Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:51:46 [Preview] No.14550 del
Agreed