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Fireflies Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 05:19:28 [Preview] No. 12111 [Reply]
Has anyone seen a ton of these things in real life? There was a visual novel where a girl went to a river swung a magical sword that caused a breeze, and kicked up about ten thousand of them. I think the pictures I've seen are fake.

Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 18:10:36 [Preview] No. 12114 del
Fuck, man. I haven't. I've wanted to, but I never find any.

Anonymous 05/21/2017 (Sun) 08:01:31 [Preview] No. 12116 del
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I have a few times. Warm summer nights in the midwest US, fields with long grass and a pond somewhere not too far away are conditions I've seen them in. They all start blinking for a little while and then they stop. It's not like a breeze kicks them up though, they just kind of do their thing at some mysterious agreed-upon time. A snapshot of a field of them probably wouldn't look like much, but I'd think a time-lapse by a photog that knew what they were doing might really be something.

Anonymous 05/24/2017 (Wed) 23:45:03 [Preview] No. 12130 del
I always see them out if I go check on the cattle pastures at night. Not quite as bright as usually portrayed, but interesting to observe nonetheless. The first time I see them each summer I always think somebody's flashing a light from a distance, then they pop up all around the field.

Good tv shows Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 05:06:08 [Preview] No. 12075 [Reply]
Do we still have some good educational shows on TV?

And Boomer friend is a fan of master chef Jr on local TV. Another dumb reality tv show. She loves them, watches several hours of them every night, watches Fox too, listens to conservative tall radio and voted for Trump. This is an example of capitalism making people stupid.

Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:43:57 [Preview] No. 12086 del
Bourdain's travel shows were pretty good. I don't know if he's still doing the CNN one but it became less and less about where they were or any history of the place outside of bad shit happened here during XX now look at this bad ass video editing!

How the states got their shapes was pretty good. A lot of the first century of US politics was pretty touch and go and tons of religious and ethnic disputes manifested in various ways. I guess Vermont exists solely because neither New York or New Hampshire wanted to deal with the Quakers living in a disputed area and it ended up becoming another state. The border with Canada was supposed to only go up to a certain latitude. They sent surveyors up to build forts at the border, but the ones in Maine got paid 35-50% of their payment in booze and went way too far.

Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:46:33 [Preview] No. 12087 del
But yea I can only think of one recent thing worth a damn.

Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 15:44:07 [Preview] No. 12104 del
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Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 01:00:25 [Preview] No. 12098 [Reply]
banned from 4chan for saying pizza any help?

Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 09:56:22 [Preview] No. 12106 del
go away. not only that the 4chan mods play with your posting history and basically gang stalk you.

Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 10:19:47 [Preview] No. 12107 del
pizzagate related or you are a pedo?

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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:34:25 [Preview] No. 11875 [Reply]
Nearly all of my immediate fam and "friends" are fucking satanist I've been an on and off neet since I graduated should I just joint the military to get away or bum it in another state?
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Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 19:01:36 [Preview] No. 12019 del
bad comparison fam

Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 16:28:20 [Preview] No. 12093 del
UPDATE: so I was browsing through fb and was seduced but this girl I've known,she's been to a couple events that i went too once (big drug parties in the desert). So im like well I'm not doing anything rn might as well. I get there get a feeling in my stomach like I should leave don't listen to it. They start talking more sus and really gets to me that i should leave so I do "uhh i have this thing i have go to" leave immediately, go to gas station open phone to delete the fb post, browser unresponsive close all apps, I swipe to turn the last the last off it won't budge and a fucking reptilian person eye pops up, it's so menacing restart phone it's gone
Should I leave asap, if so I only have 100 bucks and 3/4 of a tank

Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 19:44:49 [Preview] No. 12095 del
By sus i mean pretty sure they wanted to sacrifice me

Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 04:16:50 [Preview] No. 12103 del
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reptilian eye? Naw bruh u fukt

Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 21:16:05 [Preview] No. 12105 del
I guess if it is my time, pray to the Lord my soul to keep

Anonymous 02/10/2017 (Fri) 03:39:51 [Preview] No. 11162 [Reply]
Ask a pedo thread? ask a pedo thread
>inb4 kys
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Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 00:30:06 [Preview] No. 11944 del
I used to clearnet that place all the time before the paranoia hit hard. Praise WeLoveCandydoll! I owe half my collection to him.

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 00:43:09 [Preview] No. 11945 del
Have you heard of soap on a rope? You can wash without fear of dropping it and when the soaps all used up you've got a handy bit of cordage to hang yourself

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Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 02:31:31 [Preview] No. 12051 del
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 09:43:55 [Preview] No. 12076 del
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You make an excellent point.

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Anonymous 02/12/2017 (Sun) 21:58:21 [Preview] No. 11224 del
It is the crooked Nazi sign.

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Most offensive Anonymous 05/11/2017 (Thu) 00:47:20 [Preview] No. 12062 [Reply]
Bring it on, let's see y'alls most offensive or disturbing memes. No holding back.
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Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 16:21:06 [Preview] No. 12084 del
>"post offensive memes"
>run-of-the-mill cartoon guro

Now that's just sad. And weren't these supposed to be memes?

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Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 03:27:41 [Preview] No. 12079 [Reply]
k i l l a l l a n g l o s



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EndChan vs 8chan, and what happen? Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 21:03:02 [Preview] No. 12029 [Reply]
this is my first time here, welcome a newfriend
i am thinking about migrating from 8chan, since i read something on /8leaks/ , is it true that they are (data)mining us, and they are running sunshine and other tools that logs ip addresses, posts, and so on?
you have more neet software and have moar neet politics.

Please give me all the information i need, thanks.
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Anonymous 05/08/2017 (Mon) 12:14:56 [Preview] No. 12047 del
Go to 8ch.pl or lurkmoar

Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 12:08:45 [Preview] No. 12053 del
When is somebody going to make an imageboard that autobans phoneposters?

Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 20:59:17 [Preview] No. 12054 del

You don't nessasarily have to ban them, just don't cater to them. Remove any javascript convieniences that enables their defective-by-design devices and they will be repulsed enough not to bother, either that or design the javascript to be really inconvienient. Can those phones disable CSS? Make the CSS really annoying for phone user agents. These are things that could be done with much less effort than managing bans.

Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 03:36:39 [Preview] No. 12080 del
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tbh u'd only need to ban anglos to make the site better

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Anonymous 05/10/2017 (Wed) 16:48:02 [Preview] No. 12057 [Reply]
I shat in a sock and froze it and then I shat into a second sock and took both poopsocks with one in each hand and swung the warm poopsock into a busker's face then immediately followed with the frozen one so that the last thing he remembered before losing conciousness was getting hot karled. I name this technique "Summer and Winter Strike". I then proceeded to place my weapons over each of his hands and secured them with cable ties like some scatological bondage mittens. When he awoke he was shocked! A crowd had gathered around us too. But I merely gave the busker a knowing look, and at once he understood. His destiny was not to sing for pocket change. He was to be the next boxing world champion. I took his bound and shit-covered hand in my own and from that day on, his training began.

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>i'll fuck you till you love me