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VAPORFAG Anonymous 07/14/2017 (Fri) 11:24:35 [Preview] No. 12563 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Name movies that you love but the critics dogpile.

>Where the Dead go to Die
>Freddy Got Fingered
>Southland Tales
>A Cure for Wellness
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Anonymous 07/14/2017 (Fri) 23:04:12 [Preview] No. 12569 del
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Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 17:16:25 [Preview] No. 12576 del
>>12569
who the fuck doesn't like this movie


Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 21:35:23 [Preview] No. 12579 del
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>>12576
Looks like critics liked it alright now that I look at it, but regular movie go-ers didn't. I just never hear anyone say anything about it either during release or after.


VAPORFAG Anonymous 07/27/2017 (Thu) 09:36:19 [Preview] No. 12645 del
>>12579

KInd of like how (((((((((((((((CRITICS))))))))))))))) never talked about Southland Tales again after release. Is it because it secretly exposed Hillary's plan to become a Zionist??????????????????


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July 4th video party Anonymous 06/29/2017 (Thu) 20:22:39 [Preview] No. 12377 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm considering running another synctube event like the one we did for christmas/anniversary last year. Anyone have suggestions for funny and entertaining shit I can add to the playlist? pic related
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Anonymous 07/04/2017 (Tue) 22:44:45 [Preview] No. 12513 del
Okay never mind, God hates me and clearly does not want this to happen. It's a bust. Sorry guys, maybe we can try again later.


Anonymous 07/04/2017 (Tue) 22:50:57 [Preview] No. 12514 del
greetings frormr /spAM/


Anonymous 08/02/2017 (Wed) 00:50:25 [Preview] No. 12682 del
All right, I'm back, anyone want to try this shit again this Friday?


Anonymous 08/04/2017 (Fri) 23:16:02 [Preview] No. 12708 del
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https://cytu.be/r/Endchan

Streaming shit now



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Anonymous 08/03/2017 (Thu) 17:03:13 [Preview] No. 12697 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
LOL! Half of the candidates for Mayor in Detroit are convicted felons, and Detroit doesn' thave a problem with this.


Anonymous 08/03/2017 (Thu) 17:06:37 [Preview] No. 12698 del
by de ppl 4 de ppl



Anonymous 08/03/2017 (Thu) 11:12:28 [Preview] No. 12686 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hdfhs sdgdsgg



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Anonymous 07/03/2016 (Sun) 19:04:13 [Preview] No. 7937 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
THE END
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Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 17:08:42 [Preview] No. 12574 del
>>12573
hot fucking midget


Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 06:08:46 [Preview] No. 12626 del
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Someone make moar Endchan knight memes so this guy isn't alone on the battlefield


Anonymous 07/27/2017 (Thu) 07:43:09 [Preview] No. 12644 del
>>12572
hersey, and autism lots of autism


Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 16:12:37 [Preview] No. 12675 del
>>12644
Then wipe away my autism with more dank endchan memes. Shame on you that a ponyfag has to be the one to give love to your OC and color it in for you.



Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:07:50 [Preview] No. 12652 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Found a legal way to hire a prostitute.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:09:37 [Preview] No. 12653 del
>>12652
Can't you just go to Vegas if you're that desperate? Plus the whores who do it as a health service must be whackjobs.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:12:05 [Preview] No. 12654 del
>>12653
I'm afraid of pimps, ugly Latinas, and viruses.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:14:32 [Preview] No. 12655 del
>>12654
You go to a good quality brothel then.

>ugly latinas

Only a problem among the older prostitutes, plus you should always use protection if you're fucking around here in the west. With the "legal" route you risk hiring some SJW who will accuse you of rape if you don't allow her to peg you.


Anonymous 07/29/2017 (Sat) 16:18:32 [Preview] No. 12661 del
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>>12652
why hire a prostitute when you have 2hoes



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Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 15:53:47 [Preview] No. 12648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our ancestors were the biggest procrastinators that ever lived. How can you spend about a hundred thousand years chipping away at stones as tools, and wanking to venus stones and cavemen crayon drawings of bestiality on walls, and not try planting shit or forming towns until a few thousand years ago? The pathetic human race doesn't deserve to live.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 18:43:28 [Preview] No. 12651 del
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/15784

bruv educate yourself. All the ancient stone structures are pretty old and imply a high level of technical skill at the very least, even possibly advanced technology and ALIUMS. Also the universality of some myths like the flood and the fertility/agricultural goddesses going away for one season of the year to the underworld and as such the world begins to die as well. For these traditions to disseminate globally or near globally through oral means? To me it just screams that history as we know it is highly skewed.



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A question for gays Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:15:38 [Preview] No. 11777 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /cuteboys/, would you rather be straight? If I could give you a pill to turn you straight would you take it? The way I see it, you'd have more available partners if your gayness could be fixed. Sure your sexual identity would change, but basing your identity around a sexuality is shallow and stupid.

On the other hand, if you're gay your partners are more likely to accept crossdressing, a liberal mind, or atheism.
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Anonymous 07/26/2017 (Wed) 16:57:14 [Preview] No. 12641 del
What do you think of Trump banning transgenders from seducing straight men in the military?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-military-idUSKBN1AB1TM


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 07:59:04 [Preview] No. 12647 del
>>12641
>Hey-hey, ho-ho, Donald Trump has got to go.
Couldn't any male soldier skirt front line duty by saying yea I'm a woman? I don't know if that's a prevalent concern but it would cross my mind if I was military and shit hit the fan. I guess if you got drafted you could say during your medical evaluation yeah when I look in the mirror I just see a big ole vagina, and you wouldn't be wrong.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 15:59:11 [Preview] No. 12649 del
>>12647
Yeah but they're gonna go by what's on your birth certificate.

If you can't pass a physical do they even put you on the front line? Most women can't pass the physical men do. I guess they must get jobs manning artillery, handling radio, or driving forklifts and carrying light boxes instead. Women suck at hand-eye coordination anyway, you know every girl you've ever met has sucked at first person shooters.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 18:40:02 [Preview] No. 12650 del
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>>12649
I'm saying more if they did allow transgenders in the military it's just a huge loophole to get out of shit potentially. I'm pretty sure women aren't allowed in roles that would be considered active combat roles but could be in roles that support active combat stuff and for all intents and purposes would be, but wouldn't get orders like, clear that fucking house out.

I wish I could remember it more specifically but someone had linked a story of a female pilot who was repeatedly reprimanded during training in the air force and ended up crashing a plane killing herself and at least one other but coming into the run away fast as shit on a practice landing for literally no reason, and a cover up ensued. I'm hesitant to stereotype anyone especially when I have no knowledge of the shit myself but when you read stuff like that and with women repeatedly failing at whatever special ops training and feminazis doubling down on their positions you can't help but think it's just a bad idea.