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Anonymous 05/28/2016 (Sat) 18:53:02 [Preview] No. 6519 [Reply]
webm thread?
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Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 19:23:30 [Preview] No. 11285 del
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Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 20:57:54 [Preview] No. 11344 del
>>11270 sauce pls. What even is this?

Anonymous 02/25/2017 (Sat) 10:26:28 [Preview] No. 11349 del
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Anonymous 03/31/2017 (Fri) 05:20:04 [Preview] No. 11596 del
aw is gay

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Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 20:18:52 [Preview] No. 11721 [Reply]
/mlpol/ is a board of peace.

Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 00:02:47 [Preview] No. 11722 del
Is the intent to scare of normies who aren't into pone and/or not willing to put up with it to discuss nat soc and cuckoldry?

Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 01:43:42 [Preview] No. 11723 del
It was funny but not anymore. Fuck off

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Don't objectify me Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 06:30:21 [Preview] No. 11718 [Reply]
>"I feel oppressed by the wage gap."
>"I wish men would stop objectifying me-I mean turning us into sexual objects."
>I comply by facing her and scrutinizing her carefully
>I notice she has acne, no fashion sense, no breasts, no curves, no ass, but she has glasses, ugly brown hair, and a weird,
judgement brainwashed personality due to a life of homeschooling.
>think she's an incredibly ugly object I couldn't possibly sexualize
>think she's such a boring and frigid bitch that she couldn't get laid if she tried
>not even if she stripped, did a pole dance, and and flung herself into the arms of a drunk rapist who hadn't beat off for a month
>feel pity for the forever chaste Catholic feminist who was the first to talk about sex.

Feminism is a defense mechanism that helps ugly women to feel good about not getting hit on by men.

The Babysitter (2003) Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 05:59:42 [Preview] No. 11716 [Reply]
Is this not the greatest film ever made?

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Should I continue pill popping? Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 09:44:45 [Preview] No. 11697 [Reply]
>bought 10 md pills yesterday
>No marking on them and shaped in hexagon shape
>1 pill later before the bus ride I get so comfy euphoria on just 1
>stronger then anything I've tried when it comes to pills
>been awake since 8 am yesterday
Should I pop some more pills or what? Like I had a mixed weak vodka drink before but I don't feel to I'll or anything just like really dry in the mouth

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 14:09:19 [Preview] No. 11700 del
>not taking them all at once to achieve a state of all consciousness and beings

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 17:54:35 [Preview] No. 11706 del
If you want to stay awake yeah. You should probably rest though.

Why Did Cuckchan Turn To Shit? Anonymous 04/01/2017 (Sat) 15:02:18 [Preview] No. 11611 [Reply]
Was on 4cuck cause I'm on vacation and figured I would Shitpost on /b/ (I'm permanent banned from there at home)

Fucking faggot bans me for making a loli thread

Where did they go so wrong? That place used to be better and now it's not. It's pretty sad. We have 8chan but too bad it's hacked
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Anonymous 04/01/2017 (Sat) 23:25:00 [Preview] No. 11634 del
why the fuck would the nigger who programmed this imageboard switch the name field with the email field.

sage Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:07:05 [Preview] No. 11635 del
Nothing' Personnel Kid

Just sage all the fields you illiterate nigger.

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 17:38:19 [Preview] No. 11702 del
just by pass the ban you fag

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 17:42:11 [Preview] No. 11703 del
every fucking time
but yeah
Go back where you came from
We don't take cuckrapefuuges here

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 21:38:58 [Preview] No. 12013 del
git gud

meta Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 09:46:04 [Preview] No. 11698 [Reply]
>the best imageboard with a functioning overboard
>nothing but /muh community from that other shitter chan/ on the front page

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 09:50:45 [Preview] No. 11699 del
>best imageboard
This isn't NNTPchan

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Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 03:01:24 [Preview] No. 11672 [Reply]
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 16:28:30 [Preview] No. 11665 [Reply]

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Non-Tobacco Pipe-Smoking Anonymous 04/01/2017 (Sat) 23:16:39 [Preview] No. 11631 [Reply]
So I have always had a fascination with pipe-smoking. I've always associated them with maturity, sophistication, and better times. But lately I have been doing some research into pipe smoking, and I found out some interesting things that I did not know about.

So apparently pipe-smoking entails merely tasting the smoke in your mouth and not breathing it in, and so thus, pipe blends are accordingly flavored to be more flavorful. You let the smoke flow into your mouth, taste it, then blow it out.

Since the smoke isn't usually inhaled, pipe-smokers have substantially lower rates of lung-cancer than your standard cigarette smokers.

However, they are still at high risk for getting different cancers that develop in the mouth because of the carcinogens in tobacco.

I had done similar research in the past on "herbal cigarettes" which are basically just tobacco-free cigarettes that are mainly used by actors in films who do not want to smoke tobacco. Thing is, you are still at risk for lung cancer when smoking herbal cigarettes because of the smoke. Inhaling smoke of any kind exposes your lungs to different tars, carcinogens, and toxic gases. Even incenses poses this same risk to the consumer.

But then I found out that you can "smoke" basically anything in a pipe as long as it's been properly prepared for smoking. The only risks involved are the effects of the specific substances/plants that you are 'smoking' which each have their own effect on the human body, for better or for worse. Also possible incidental inhaling of the smoke could be bad, but it's not like you are breathing in that much more smoke than you do on a daily basis with car exhaust, propane stoves, campfires, burnt popcorn, etc. But there doesn't appear to be any risk in tasting smoke on it's own in your mouth, it's no more dangerous than when you eat SMOKED meat (which has been smoked in a smokehouse,).

So I think sometime in the very near future I just might try herbal pipe-smoking. Evidently most herbal teas have been prepared in such a way that you can smoke the contents of any herbal tea- be it mint, raspberry, or even just Black Tea. When I get to it I'll make sure to give you guys an update.

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:08:25 [Preview] No. 11636 del
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back to /sportschan/ spigger :-------------------D

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 05:27:53 [Preview] No. 11652 del
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Hear me out here.
You could smoke a real fucking pipe with real fucking tobacco and stop being a pansy ass bitch.

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 05:28:23 [Preview] No. 11653 del
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pic related

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 05:29:48 [Preview] No. 11654 del
My pops smoked Ole Kentucky before he quit.