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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 04:07:31 [Preview] No. 10610 [Reply]
/b/, ever since I was about 12 or 13 years old, I have masturbated to BDSM on both ends, incest, public, trap/shemale rape(real rape, not fake pornhub stuff), peeing, beastiality and gangbang porn. In hentai, I masturbate to beastiality, monsterxhuman, futa, incest, guro, dolphinxhuman, robot, loli, shota and some more that I probably forget. I have masturbated to pics of my eldest sister, fantasies of my eldest sister and have dressed up in my youngest sister and mothers clothes/dirty underwear. Sometimes I even tie my balls from my body, tie my actual balls apart so they swell up, force myself into a few sizes too small jeans, then zipper them up and force myself to watch porn for hours on end without touching my dick, not even to scratch an itch. I would go a bit more into detail, but I have a feeling that the party van might be watching me.

How do I stop? Also, what are your guys fetishes?
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Anonymous 02/16/2017 (Thu) 23:37:37 [Preview] No. 11244 del
>>10610
woah get a load of this edgelord


Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 04:30:49 [Preview] No. 11272 del
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uff


Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 05:24:49 [Preview] No. 11273 del
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>>11272
wow, if a bird shit on my face I wouldn't run home and take a picture of it.


Anonymous 04/12/2017 (Wed) 17:00:40 [Preview] No. 11806 del
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I'm desensitized to normal porn and can't fap to normal women, only to traps. Does this mean I have to marry a fag now?
[Onsoku Ebifly (Lew)] Warui Shounen ni wa Oshioki! | Bad Boys Need to be Punished! [English] {Hennojin} [Digital]


Anonymous 04/12/2017 (Wed) 17:51:44 [Preview] No. 11807 del
>>11806
>Does this mean I have to marry a fag now?
Idk man, but that sounds p gay tbh



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Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 08:50:43 [Preview] No. 11782 [Reply]
Is it allowable to post pornographic images of pornography on this random world wide web information superhighway?


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 08:56:40 [Preview] No. 11783 del
Also... does anyone wanna chat and have cybersex?

Leave your ASL and I'll sent you my AOL messenger.


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 09:27:03 [Preview] No. 11784 del
>>11783
14/F/cali


Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 09:39:36 [Preview] No. 11785 del
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>>11784
You sound hot!!!!!

Can you send noods???
Do you have email???
My email address is:::

m00t@aol.com

*I have attached a photograph of my rock hard penis for your viewing pleasure (and to get you in the mood).


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Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:23:12 [Preview] No. 11797 del
>>11783
12/pansexual demiboy wolfkin/Sweden



Times Herald-Record editors' fake news lecture, contradicts own claim Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 15:33:42 [Preview] No. 11774 [Reply]
https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1782613

>lecture/Q&A panel on fake news at a college
>editor asked about wikileaks and pizzagate
>called out in email for contradictory claims
>paranoid dismissal reply, spouts propaganda, then goes silent when questioned further
Just another example of journalism at it's finest


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Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 09:54:54 [Preview] No. 11773 [Reply]
Anyone know where I can get The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian is pdf?



Heh Anonymous 04/01/2017 (Sat) 12:16:11 [Preview] No. 11602 [Reply]
Where have you been when 8gag was haxored?
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Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 11:22:56 [Preview] No. 11664 del
>>11630
>>11630
its not a joke. To be honest that was the best possible time to attack, no one took it seriously


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ur mum's ass is an evening meal. the ultimate, zero friction route to death by std. try it urself, trnsgeg, before sphincters become a thing of the past.


Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 02:55:14 [Preview] No. 11671 del
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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 18:01:22 [Preview] No. 11746 del
8ch was not hacked. Hacking implies unauthorized access to a server or host computer. No such access was obtained. It was a simple codemonkey forced site crash, nothing more. So let's not give credit where none is due. No damage was done, no large political statement was made, and the only thing that the scriptkiddie managed to show was that he is a shit-tier wannabe, as the site wasn't even down all that long.


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 21:13:28 [Preview] No. 11750 del
>>11746
I believe you, Jim.



Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 19:49:56 [Preview] No. 11749 [Reply]
Shitposting discord
https://discord.gg/5paZrt7

Help a bro out by joining (you can leave if it's not your thing)



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. Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 03:53:37 [Preview] No. 11649 [Reply]
THE REAL QUESTION ABOUT 8CHAN HACK NOBODY IS ASKING
what were we unable to discuss or discover while 8chan is "down" from "hacking"? what event or events took place on 8chan, and in the rest of the world as a whole, or in a specific place in the world that we were unable to discover or discuss since 8chan is down?
ASK YOURSELF THAT
are you feeling that feeling?
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Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 00:08:06 [Preview] No. 11714 del
https://archive.is/0b8zq

https://8ch.pl/pol/res/31846.html

>8ch.net hacked
>endchan out for some server maintenance
>then nextchan was also down for maintenance
>all the while Susan Rice unmasking habbening


Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 00:09:38 [Preview] No. 11715 del
>>11713
bad BO = shills control them = shills control what gets talked about.

literally thought police.


Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 08:04:33 [Preview] No. 11719 del
>>11649
ISP can now officially sell your data


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 12:06:30 [Preview] No. 11738 del
>>11719
VPNs have been officially able to sell my data for years, but only thing I hear about them is I should use one.

I mean. I do. But still. Pick a damn side. Paper trails are part of transparency.


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 18:12:06 [Preview] No. 11748 del
1. 8ch was not hacked. It was crashed. Big difference.

2. Jim has admitted to running Sunshine and logging user identification since the beginning, but anyone with half a brain already knew that because Hotwheels was up front about it when he wrote it, so nothing was actually made public that wasn't already known.

3. All the noobs from 4chan are all pissed off because they invaded 8ch under the expectation of true anonymity. (Dumbasses remain true to form, regardless of platform.)

4. The pol boards at 8ch are still down because nobody wants to bother with such enormous wastes of bandwidth, so al the former polboard users are flooding /b/ with their shit. This, in conjunction with the 4chan refugees, have pretty much combined to kill 8ch.

And nothing of value was lost.



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Donald Trump says Germany owes US 'vast sums of money' for defence Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 23:00:06 [Preview] No. 11553 [Reply]
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-angela-merkel-germany-owes-nato-money-united-states-defence-a7636686.html

https://archive.fo/X9YoX

>Donald Trump says Germany owes US 'vast sums of money' for defence

I need an Axis bro to hold me.

GERMANY IS FUCKING OCCUPIED BY THE USA.

NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR THIS.

IF THE YANKS HAD SAT ON THEIR ASSES WE WOULD HAVE KILLED THE FRENCH, THE ENGLISH AND THE RUSSIANS AND JAPAN WOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF CHINA AND THE WORLD WOULD BE AT PEACE.

BUT NO, YOU FUCKING AMERICUCKS HAD TO CHOOSE THE JEWISH TIMELINE OF HISTORY!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 00:11:02 [Preview] No. 11558 del
OP is kinda right that Jews and Morgantheux (sp?) and Adenaur and Mossad and Mengele Front all did fuck Germany up.

It's okay OP, talk us through your past.


Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 00:12:35 [Preview] No. 11559 del
Mengele for example still has deep roots and his family is well known and entrenched OP.

They (Mossad) totally protected him. Jews run their own members as dupes sometimes, and when that Jew learn he was used, he shrugs and says "oy vey! such is the ways of our tribe!"


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Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 13:04:55 [Preview] No. 11739 del
We should put troops back in Deutschland and take control of that shitehole so they can't fuck things up more than they already have.



Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 03:14:58 [Preview] No. 11673 [Reply]
Travis
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Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 06:16:47 [Preview] No. 11695 del
It feels like home now.


Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 16:08:07 [Preview] No. 11701 del
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>>11695
I thought the same thing


Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 17:56:08 [Preview] No. 11707 del
>>11701
>funny
More like scawwy.


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 00:58:17 [Preview] No. 11736 del
Don't stop



Potter Fakes Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 22:30:54 [Preview] No. 11725 [Reply]
Interested? Have more.
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