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Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 04:21:57 [Preview] No. 14842 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1.7 million sold, its the first best seller of 2018 mainly because Trump thought he could block the publication. Will you read it too?

Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 05:49:29 [Preview] No.14844 del
Digitized copies were all over the Internet a day past publication. Freely available that is, not that I'm suggesting anything. Worth a look if you can find them new fangled ebook things on the cheap. Otherwise, if you've been looking to pad the ole 2018 expense account a mite early, now's the time. My editor thinks I have the worst luck with umbrellas. Know what I mean?

Anyway, typical hatchet job expose. Nothing special in this regard. If you've been paying attention to the regular news feeds it's nothing revelatory neither.

Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 08:48:52 [Preview] No.14849 del
>Trump demands respect the national anthem
>Forgets most of the words to the national anthem

https://youtube.com/watch?v=28RAKDIwRyw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 08:54:59 [Preview] No.14850 del
And Trumpckcucks/Republicucks/Newt don't care. He'll try to deflect that their leader is senile and the nuclear clock is 2 mins from doom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NIybE5gxur0 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 08:22:33 [Preview] No. 14847 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 08:30:33 [Preview] No.14848 del
thanks for the great info

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Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 04:46:08 [Preview] No. 14843 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's coming out in 3D.

Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 07:05:14 [Preview] No.14846 del

How to give a good BJ Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 06:02:37 [Preview] No. 14845 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'll not repeat what's already been said, so skipping those things, here are some essentials I've found along the way. . .

1. Lots of saliva
2. Quit taking it out of your mouth
3. Suck gently and steadily, not hard
4. Balls seem to like to be cupped and rolled in ones hand more than actually sucked on or licked, it's just awkward to do both (hold in hand) at the same time without seeming like you're trying to push them up into him. Always sort of variable really, especially if his sac is tight instead of relaxed and loose and softysoft like ponynoses.
5. If he has a circumcision scar, try your best to take it in deeper than that
5a. If isn't circumcised, draw his foreskin back slowly, and be more gentle with the head, it's bound to be more sensitive than a circumcised penis'
6. Don't make false gagging or exaggerated moaning sounds, his ego may be fragile to fake news, be natural
7. Don't stop until you begin to feel it in your jaw or he comes, either is the only proper hint that fellatio is done for now, other than him wanting to put it elsewhere
8. Enjoy it!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZnCrUvvKA [Embed]

nintendo Labo, a ~sensible~ discussion thread Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 04:33:17 [Preview] No. 14634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/19/2018 (Fri) 13:59:54 [Preview] No.14688 del
Reviews are starting to roll in about "expensive as shit bunch of cardboard".

And me the massive cuck have been paying for non-existing virtual content without even the cardboard.

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 00:36:26 [Preview] No.14805 del
What's the nntpchan onion?

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 04:48:55 [Preview] No.14808 del
Certainly interesting, a means of allowing players to physically play a game through various means, and good for the environment too! (Literal cardboard).

I loved when Nintendo gave us all of the odd technology to play their video games on the NES, and it looks like they might be coming back to it all, but never trust corporations my friend, many are FOR profit.

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 23:13:43 [Preview] No.14841 del
I didn't, the price of my authentic nes, snes and normalfag game collection must have fallen. You're a millennial aren't you? Fuck you, you ruined my portfolio and you paid a dinosaur for an emulator of what you can get on the internet for free. All so you can play 27 year old games, you copyright cuck.

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 21:55:30 [Preview] No.14827 del
for what purpose wound they spray us

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 00:37:22 [Preview] No. 14806 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anyone know the nntpchan onion link?

Anonymous 01/24/2018 (Wed) 04:37:23 [Preview] No.14793 del
his dick looks disinterested tbh.

Anonymous 01/22/2018 (Mon) 22:06:26 [Preview] No. 14767 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
gerrymandering should be removed

Anonymous 01/23/2018 (Tue) 14:56:23 [Preview] No.14786 del
districts and "representatives" should be removed

Anonymous 01/23/2018 (Tue) 23:46:00 [Preview] No.14789 del
how would you hold your politician accountable if there wasn't one locally?

Anonymous 01/24/2018 (Wed) 06:07:36 [Preview] No.14794 del
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Well the Brits reps for instance, they are tagged to a district and constituency but unlike in America they don't have to have residency there, so the party shifts them around. They'll run a very popular person in a more contested district and lesser known people in places where they're more likely to win.
What ends up happening is the entirety of the party is held accountable instead of the individual.
The Brits call it the Westminster model and it's pretty much the template for democratic countries other than America but they all have pretty distinct variants of it.
It seems like due to the nature of how the executive leadership goes it makes everything very divisive and partisan but that's how it's been in America probably since George W.'s tenure.

the most masculine man ever alive Anonymous 12/25/2017 (Mon) 17:21:47 [Preview] No. 14373 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I can't find my previous thread or the relevant channel, but somebody else is also using the Janusz Korwin-Mikke doll for Youtube material.

not very often though.

Anonymous 01/24/2018 (Wed) 00:53:02 [Preview] No.14790 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDR7cBIVnoU [Embed]

breaking: Puppet Hangs Lampshade!
it's like the day MLP referenced bronies, basically another christmas

Anonymous 01/24/2018 (Wed) 01:07:21 [Preview] No.14792 del

>I can't find my previous thread or the relevant channel,
oh there it is