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Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 22:51:29 [Preview] No. 11552 [Reply]
Kapayapaan, Kalusugan, at Kasaganaan
Pangarap ng lahat!

Gumawa si Jesus ng mga himala ng nagpakita kung ano ang magiging kalagayan ng buong lupa kapag natupad na ang mga inihula ng propeta.

Anonymous 03/11/2017 (Sat) 20:14:33 [Preview] No. 11464 [Reply]
Would you fuck her /b/? will post more if interested
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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 07:35:39 [Preview] No. 11509 del
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>Liking what everyone likes
>Not admiring flat chests like the master race

Your normal girlfriend will threaten to cuck you for another man with a bigger dick. She will wear the pants and control everything, and do her best to turn you into her effeminate normalfag who only lives to do her bidding.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:22:34 [Preview] No. 11512 del
Her contact Face/Insta.

Please, put them here https://volafile.io/r/apxw6bn8

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:01:44 [Preview] No. 11522 del
Don't harass her tho please, she doesn't need to know about any of this

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:05:11 [Preview] No. 11523 del
No problem, not one of those retards. Just will fap to her pictures in silence. Do you have the nudes to upload on Vola? https://volafile.io/r/apxw6bn8

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 09:44:40 [Preview] No. 11545 del
Sadly very true, but I just love big round soft tits.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 01:25:56 [Preview] No. 11499 [Reply]
ok, /b/, storytime.

be me, sophomore at a large school in a very liberal town, star Track athlete, 3.75 GPA, social misfit, virgin

be in english class, teacher got knocked up, on maternity leave

dumbass substitute teacher thinks she can control a class full of dumbass jocks

she can't handle the stress, worst teacher i've ever had.

changes the class plans and has us read Macbeth. OK, I can enjoy this.

JK, she's the worst teacher ever and ruins it for everyone by overworking it.

Take us to the auditorium to act out short passages, fuck that

on the way to the auditorium, see girl I knew from elementary school, 7.5 / 10

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Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 02:37:57 [Preview] No. 11521 del
>>11517 that's a huge generalization. one of the two girls was the kindest and most humble person I've ever met. but you're dead on with the chinese thing.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 10:20:06 [Preview] No. 11533 del
but why no green text?

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 22:56:45 [Preview] No. 11538 del
>>11533 well i'm new around here so i didn't know how to do greentext.
>figured it out though.

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 09:39:13 [Preview] No. 11544 del
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 04:42:17 [Preview] No. 11589 del
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>spanish teacher doesn't believe that a non-native speaker little white boy can get an A in her class
Spanish is a European language you nigger.

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Flower blossum Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 07:29:15 [Preview] No. 11526 [Reply]
Take a guess, which one is the Sakura, the peach, and the plum blossom?

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trendz? Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 19:42:15 [Preview] No. 11476 [Reply]
see,why i hate stupid whiney bitches so much
all they got is money and fuckedup shitty mind
and they're making internet shit.
good old days.

Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 19:53:39 [Preview] No. 11477 del
lmao pic related kid

trendz? Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 20:06:42 [Preview] No. 11482 del
the girl is indoneshian... got this shit on fb.
they have this nice culture, i don't understand why they copy western stupidity...

i am @postmaster of this thread.

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:24:00 [Preview] No. 11525 del
Do not fall victim to the trends. It will all be over quite soon.

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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 17:42:56 [Preview] No. 11510 [Reply]
We'd like to build a nice little community of guys and girls from all over the world (US, EU, AUS, and ASIA). Everybody is welcome; dont be shy!

I just wanna hang out and casually chat (voice / text) with people online while we play video games and chill.

I mostly play overwatch with some other games like hearthstone, league, minecraft, tabletop simulator, golf with friends, etc. (blizzard/steam) sprinkled in.

We just made this group but we have a decent amount of people here and we'd love to have more friends!

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 05:22:51 [Preview] No. 11524 del
Fuck off nigger. Discord is a shitty website this is most likely some data collection scheme.

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Anonymous 02/18/2017 (Sat) 01:02:40 [Preview] No. 11254 [Reply]
I wanna apply for a mod, ask me anything :^).

Anonymous 02/18/2017 (Sat) 06:43:24 [Preview] No. 11257 del
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is Donald Trump's granddaughter?

Anonymous 02/18/2017 (Sat) 17:07:17 [Preview] No. 11263 del
Knowing it's Trump's, I know own she will spoiled rotten and I subconsciously subtract a few points.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 18:25:18 [Preview] No. 11343 del
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oh look op posted cute lampshades

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 04:16:54 [Preview] No. 11490 del
Why aren't you dead already, faggot.
Why do you want to be mod, faggot.
Why are you a faggot, faggot.
faggot, faggot.

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 20:37:17 [Preview] No. 11514 del
i have a nice lamp and shade after she turns 18+ for her.
then i'll rate her.

The most dangerous weapon in the world, hiding in plain sight. Anonymous 03/11/2017 (Sat) 01:05:53 [Preview] No. 11461 [Reply]
This is not a drill.
>cell phone towers are weaponized death rays ready to nuke the planet or act collectively as a super powerful HAARP-like machine.
>Orgonite converts harmful rays into healthful ones, and can be "gifted" near cellphone towers to negate the effects. The larger ones make chemtrails harmlessly dissipate.
btw Wilhelm Reich is a notable person related to this topic.

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Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 21:55:07 [Preview] No. 11484 del
Thanks just bought some on etsy

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Tentacles are good Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 18:19:15 [Preview] No. 11475 [Reply]
They can do anything dicks can, and better

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Anonymous 01/01/2017 (Sun) 21:16:04 [Preview] No. 10897 [Reply]
What is the best color /b/?

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Anonymous 02/12/2017 (Sun) 09:16:32 [Preview] No. 11211 del
pink anus?

Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 02:10:30 [Preview] No. 11424 del
my favourite color too!

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 16:14:24 [Preview] No. 11442 del
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Peach pink.