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The wonders of foreign food Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:06:44 [Preview] No. 11984 [Reply]
>pee is collected from primary schools and usedan to soak flavor into a hardboiled egg.

>Stinky tofu tastes like rotten garbage.

>Chinese refuse to eat Mexican food because it's dirty, and non-Asian food abroad because it doesn't taste as good as Chow Mein in Paris.

>But their tastes aren't worse, don't be prejudiced.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 07:48:37 [Preview] No. 11987 del
a billion chinks can't be wrong dude

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:54:49 [Preview] No. 11990 del
tofu takes on the flavor of what it is cooked with

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 00:13:46 [Preview] No. 11994 del
>Starving Chinks have mixed garbage or shit with tofu for hundreds of years.
>They came to savour the taste.

Anonymous 04/28/2017 (Fri) 23:24:18 [Preview] No. 12006 del
feces are delicious, a billion flies can't be wrong

Anonymous 04/26/2017 (Wed) 19:50:13 [Preview] No. 11993 [Reply]
Anyone else hear that Hans Rosling died?

I always liked his Don't Panic stuff. There is a great part where he shows how the whole world is progressing, except Africa.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E [Embed]

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:43:31 [Preview] No. 11989 [Reply]
Can you attach flacs?

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"Trans-agnostism" Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 09:41:54 [Preview] No. 11951 [Reply]
I have tried to understand why this woman passes me off, but now I think I have it. It's not because I wasted money on a thick gender studies book without substance that I won't read. It's not because she's fugly either, or writes like a SJW with autism, as she transbitches about gender entitlement while insisting the rest of the world use words she made up yesterday. No, those are surface irritants, but there's a deeper hypocrisy.

It's because she quit calling herself an atheist and identifies as "trans-agnostic." And she has a PHD in Biochemistry and Molecular Biophysics.


Her reasoning is weak.
>It's fine to offend cisscum
>but I gots to draw a line on religion. See, just because I haven't had the experiences of Christcucks that doesn't mean they'really wrong.
>if my trans feelings have validating power others can'to see, then so might their religious feelings have proved to them what I haven't seen
>the real problem in the world is "arrogant people."

Fuck you for wasting my time and money. She is not writing as a scientist, do not read her books. You are the perfect example of why I would have to be crazy to take hormones. You wrote that Testosterone numbed your emotions, but I see losing it has weakened your rationality. You decided gratification from your sexual identity mattered more, and then you sold your gifted brain for a hormones fix. That poor brain doesn't deserve the pollution you fed it, but I will accept "trans-agnostic" for the new trans-religion you're a member of.
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Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 08:52:21 [Preview] No. 11976 del
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(Cont. 3/3)
>"...irrationally upset by or being made uncomfortable by the existence of those people who challenge or bring into question one's gender entitlement."

I can see why some people would be upset if some bitch continually challenged them and insisted they check their privileges for gender entitlement.

>"Heterosexist gender entitlement can lead to homophobia which is an expression of gender anxiety directed against those people who engage in same-sex relationships."
(I.e. Normie entitlement permits "fear of fags" which is being "IRRATIONALLY UPSETâ„¢" about homos.) I think my version is easier to read.

>"Similarly, the gender-entitled belief that all women are (or should be) feminine and men masculine-- which some have called cisgenderism--gives rise to transphobia, a gender anxiety that is directed against people who fall outside of those norms. *** I have also met some people in the transgender community who feel that identifying outside of the male/female binary is superior to, or more enlightened than identifying within it."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

>"Such people often express gender anxiety (binary-phobia?) at people who identify strong as either female or male."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

"What should be obvious by now is that all forms of gender entitlement and gender anxiety are, at their core, expressions of insecurity. After all, people who are truly comfortable with their own desires and expressions of gender and sexuality do not have any need to be bothered or concerned by dissimilar expressions and desires in others."

At least they don't write insecure books like the special snowflakes do.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:30:06 [Preview] No. 11977 del
Man, I've been thinking about banging this trans chick I met at the bar last night. Are they all this crazy though?

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 17:29:58 [Preview] No. 11981 del
If you want to try one, do it fast before she kills herself next week.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:42:20 [Preview] No. 11983 del
haven't you read about that guy who tried a pinoy tranny but everything became regrets?

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:20:44 [Preview] No. 11985 del
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What happened? Trying a pinoy will always lead to regrets tbh, especially the Visayan women. Filipinas are spoiled rotten, and marrying one is marrying into a large tribe where she will expect you to serve your in-laws and go to 40 birthday/weddings/funerals/baby-showers/christenings/church mixers every year while they ignore you and speak in their Spanish creole languages about the afairs and careers of old relatives you haven't heard of. Pinoys ignore their kids and let them run wild except when they're pressuring them, and so 2nd generation boys have drug addictions.

Don't race-mix with SEAs.

New Imageboard Concept in Early Planning Stages Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 02:39:26 [Preview] No. 11416 [Reply]
PROMISEDCHAN (name liable to future change)
There is a new imageboard-software concept in the works. Addressing the problem of powerful moderating positions being compromised and shitting up the board against the will of board communities and their established board culture.
(See: 8/b/, 8/pol/, etc.)
>Nothing that isn't spam or illegal is deleted, ever. You can subscribe to different moderation teams (and bots) to have the shit filtered to your liking. There would be a default moderation team for each board but the default would change if the majority changed the moderators they subscribed to.
>To keep normies from freaking the fuck out a default profile of moderation subscriptions will be applied by default, the default moderation will be decided by an impartial algorithm that takes in to account the modoration most users in a board choose, weighting the chooses by activity.

Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

If you're interested in assisting in the development of this new imageboard concept, please go to
If the link is broken, try checking the catalog on

Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 04:56:50 [Preview] No. 11417 del
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>Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

No shit fam. Sounds like a cool idea but too ambitious. Plus one of the fun points of imageboards is you can just be an asshole and piss of different sorts of new fags, tryhards or just plain old hard heads like pic related.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 07:06:32 [Preview] No. 11435 del
>make me an imageboard goy
do it yourself and I might use it. otherwise fuck off and die.

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 02:54:35 [Preview] No. 11646 del
enjoy getting banned for literally no raisins

Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 06:23:48 [Preview] No. 11717 del
are you aware how many fucking chans there are? hundreds, what the fuck is wrong with here? are you just trying to be a hipster? how about just work with endchan on these ideas and they could be implemented here instead of pointlessly trying to further split the userbase

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 16:33:42 [Preview] No. 11980 del
but this is masonchan

The end Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 17:14:57 [Preview] No. 11956 [Reply]
It would be cool if the world suddenly ended according to a prophesy. Life is boring, I want to see beautiful chaos before I go.

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:10:50 [Preview] No. 11965 del
Settle down there grandpa, I'm not ready to die yet

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 16:09:48 [Preview] No. 11968 del
Life is suffering. It's like being a hero in a movie, except no one understands your greatness.

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How do I know for sure that my sister wants to fuck me? Anonymous 12/07/2016 (Wed) 21:56:42 [Preview] No. 10459 [Reply]
I've been wanting to fuck her for awhile and I'm almost 100% sure she wants the same but not completely sure. I might be taking normal things as signs that she wants to fuck me and I could be misunderstanding. I'll give examples of stuff she's done

One time I was in my room studying Latin (yes, Latin) while my parents were gone and she asked me if I wanted to come into the kitchen to do my Latin, and she was wearing a bit more of a revealing shirt than she usually does which really outlined her tits. Not realizing what she couldve been doing, I said no because I wanted to play Halo and when I said no she sounded really disappointed .

She has made multiple possible sexual references when she talked to me but were very subtle such as when I say "I'm hungry" and for seemingly no reason she says something like "Really now?"

The other day while my parents were gone I was in the living room waiting while suddenly for no reason at all she just stops studying to watch a mechanical little Christmas play we have on our buffet which she never watches. She rested her head and her really nice ass was pointed out and she was moving kinda lewdly. Not sure what to do I kept eating (Btw, she never, ever randomly stops studying and when she does she never just watches random stuff). Suddenly my parents came home and once she heard the door and stood up straight as if she was only watching the play.

I posted about part of this on 8chin a few months ago but like a cuck I did nothing. If I am 100000% sure she wants to fuck me I will act on it and I could possibly be having "hot incestious sex tonight" and many other nights ahead of me. What do you guys think?
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Anonymous 02/02/2017 (Thu) 10:30:06 [Preview] No. 11067 del
touch her hand and try to kiss her.

even if she rejects at first you may still can have sex with her later

no need to talk


(dont come inside)

Anonymous 02/02/2017 (Thu) 10:35:24 [Preview] No. 11068 del
would be great if you post some kind of proof
otherwise its probably another shit post happened in someones head

Anonymous 02/04/2017 (Sat) 05:16:04 [Preview] No. 11079 del
get that bitch drunk (not too drunk) and stop being a pussy. If she actually wants to fuck you she will when the alcohol is flowing through that pussy.

Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 23:10:50 [Preview] No. 11486 del
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Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 16:14:12 [Preview] No. 11955 del
Give her mdma, the drug of love, and wait her to rape you. Worked with my little sister.

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==HAPPY NEW YEAR== Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 04:01:32 [Preview] No. 11947 [Reply]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3_XrLs7WCkY [Embed]

Happy new year /b/ee I'ma get high as fuck cause it IS 4/20 EST right now. What're ya'll doin for the Stoner New Year?

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 10:22:42 [Preview] No. 11952 del
going to have a panic attack

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 11:42:16 [Preview] No. 11953 del
did you try smoking more shit

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 14:50:45 [Preview] No. 11954 del
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i'm going straight jenkem in 2017

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Anonymous 04/09/2017 (Sun) 03:49:50 [Preview] No. 11766 [Reply]
>8chan is borked again just barely a week after the previous snafu.
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Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 04:14:51 [Preview] No. 11772 del
it's me!

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 20:16:22 [Preview] No. 11938 del
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>cares about 8gag

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 05:37:54 [Preview] No. 11948 del
>Reminder that Jim exploits the growing millitary-industrial-pharmaceutical complex overseas.
How many young Afghans and Flips do you kill everyone you use the site?

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 05:41:58 [Preview] No. 11949 del
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Every time*

Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 05:48:27 [Preview] No. 11950 del
Those are pretty I want to grow some

something you cant find on the net Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 09:02:15 [Preview] No. 11931 [Reply]
lets see if others can find shit that shouldn't exist
for one i have never been able to find gay midget fisting porn. Not the type where the midget is fisting but one with a regular guy with a midget on each hand, like a punch and judy show

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 10:58:08 [Preview] No. 11932 del
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I never found love.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 15:29:45 [Preview] No. 11934 del
Test -> test -> test
>test -> test -> test

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 23:16:36 [Preview] No. 11943 del
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Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 01:00:36 [Preview] No. 11946 del
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Real Satanic porn.