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Anonymous 12/03/2016 (Sat) 07:11:36 [Preview] No. 10393 [Reply]
Gaaaysss what imageboards you usually visit aside from this place??
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Anonymous 02/26/2017 (Sun) 04:52:04 [Preview] No. 11359 del
gaychan's /gay/

Anonymous 03/03/2017 (Fri) 23:16:44 [Preview] No. 11404 del
>I still go to 8/pol/
Isn't that unsafe now? If memory serves 8 is even less safe than 4.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 21:45:41 [Preview] No. 11454 del
I called my ISP for that once, got hung up on three times by street shitters, all telling me conflicting things. One kept assuring me they could change he my hotspot IP, and I kept telling them I need my external IP changed. Worked my way up to management because he at least knew enough to tell me they can't help, and that I can go get fucked.

Just change your router's Mac address and it will get you a new IP, if you can't, then set the ISP modem to bridge mode and connect your own to port 1, this will get you a new one.

EKUQCzfDAHSXjEP Anonymous 04/01/2017 (Sat) 21:54:13 [Preview] No. 11628 del

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 17:46:44 [Preview] No. 11705 del
fuck off

#OpOfficialFuckUps Anonymous 11/26/2016 (Sat) 06:58:37 [Preview] No. 10322 [Reply]
So this "Anonymous Official" thing has slowly been gaining steam for a good while now, being that

'Anonymous, does not have any Official spokes persons, any official twitter accounts, any official face book pages or any official Youtube channels.'

what do we do?...

Are they actual anons?
are they state sponsored disinformation? either way they are turning people against us and making us look more crazy than 'most of us' are.

Remember the time before the summer fags never left?
Remember when we were considered the final boss of the internet?

This isn't about memberberries and going back to what we were, but just a case of genuine curiosity

Now they have coopted the anon message for their own political motivations. I suggest that we investigate these people and channels and those that are connected to them and at least TRY to get to the bottom of this.

This is just a suggestion from and old anon take it or leave it as you wish. Thoughts anons?

Anonymous 11/26/2016 (Sat) 07:22:12 [Preview] No. 10323 del
If I had to take a total crap shoot, I'd say it probably has something to do with whoever's the main manufacturer of Guy Fawkes masks.

Also reminder that the Wachowskis produced the V for Vendetta adaptation if you need a better theory hook.

Anonymous 11/26/2016 (Sat) 07:27:54 [Preview] No. 10324 del
the same Wachowski tranny witches who promoted the "redpill" meme which has been diffused to /pol/ and chans by (((them))) and they swallowed it.

I've been telling /pol/s to take no pills for at least 2 years now

Anonymous 11/26/2016 (Sat) 07:55:10 [Preview] No. 10326 del
At some point it definitely got co-opted. If I had to guess when it would be around when the sony hacks got announced. The PSN one like 6 years ago now I think. Publicly they do shit but send faux threatening messages and some weak low energy docs. Nothing for lulz anymore, when there's plenty of opportunity to generate lulz and spread awareness of shit.

Where to even start? What is even their official website or outlet if they have one? They sell merch right? gotta keep the site running somehow.

no homo but anons should wear red loincloths and carry spears around like they're gonna get all spartan up in this bitch tbh playa.

Anonymous 02/10/2017 (Fri) 10:47:14 [Preview] No. 11168 del
op is right, some of the anon ops and anon videos are clearly government made. in some cases it even became known afterwards, like when they made lulzsec hack brazil or something like that.

no you fucking newfag 4/b/ was still good when le EFG meme appeared. V for Vendetta and cyberpunk in general are a godsend to anon culture.
one pretty bad point was when le le meme appeared.
also ED has a good summary of its history.

yeah, the government really started to take imageboards apart when anons got active against more than just scientology.
that's what happens when you don't follow rules 1 & 2...

RYRenMTZmJvlTbhuEAS Anonymous 04/01/2017 (Sat) 01:26:26 [Preview] No. 11600 del

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Anonymous 03/29/2017 (Wed) 00:09:33 [Preview] No. 11587 [Reply]
Please don't ejaculate on this poinsettia.

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Anonymous 03/28/2017 (Tue) 18:53:32 [Preview] No. 11585 [Reply]
На брочане открылась норм доска для дрочеров

Anonymous 10/07/2016 (Fri) 20:31:03 [Preview] No. 9494 [Reply]
I'm a pathetic faggot

Anonymous 10/09/2016 (Sun) 08:32:59 [Preview] No. 9596 del
this is cuck shit for sure

but i like the weird vhs aesthetic, post more

Anonymous 10/09/2016 (Sun) 17:29:42 [Preview] No. 9609 del
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What sane woman would allow her hymen to be taken away by a stranger. More over not even have her hymen taken away by a penis but a fucking screw driver? The fact she's laughing in the second video makes this all so unreal.

Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 00:46:23 [Preview] No. 10813 del
nice VHS aesthetics

Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 14:42:09 [Preview] No. 10831 del
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>don't know the famous blue screwdriver
>don't know there are dozens of deflowering videos using the same blue screwdriver

How does it feel to know a screwdriver got more virgin women than your dick?

Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 15:59:47 [Preview] No. 11583 del

What's the story behind the blue screwdriver guy?

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cheap kik slut Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 15:31:40 [Preview] No. 11427 [Reply]
whore from my city selling nudes

her kik is mandyyh2000

Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 15:37:19 [Preview] No. 11428 del
stop lying

and stop spamming uggos

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 18:26:24 [Preview] No. 11443 del
Not bad , but still. Who is she ?

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 01:11:45 [Preview] No. 11580 del
Damn son! Dox and rape? Yes

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POSTMODERNISM Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 19:59:44 [Preview] No. 11549 [Reply]
Hey, /b/.

I've got a story to tell you. It is about da time da SYMBAHLEHSM attacked.

>Be me
>18, Living off n33t d0llars with sister and parents
>Sister walks outside to get muh diet coke because I'm too lazy to get up
>Brings in da six packs
>I thank her and she goes to her room silently
>Briefly fantasise about getting down with her
>Lift diet coke to mouth
>Diet coke spills all over muh Hawaiian shirt
>Lick stain
>Mother ignores me as usual
>Father pretends to like me
>His smile is rather strained

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Stream of consciousness Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 22:37:18 [Preview] No. 11551 del
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Harry Potter lay, dreaming. In his mind there is a hat, suspended. It comes unhinged, travelling beyond the dream. The hat finds a sunlit hill, studded with flowers and children gorging themselves on chocolate. Chewing faces are smeared with brown residue. Perched atop the hill on its brim, the hat is still. It rolls down the hill, skating between the chocolate-stuffed children. It comes to one child, and stops. Without chocolate, the child stares blankly at its neighbors, filled with emptiness. The hat points its empty bottom at the child and sprays a glittering beam of rainbows. They encircle the child's hands, transforming them into chocolate. Tears of joy streak down the child's smile as it begins eating its hands. The hat flies into the sky. The child waves a brown stump.

The hat ascends to a palace of clouds. Within, God, bearded and weeping, sits beside a mountain of tiny angels. One by one, he picks them up and tears off their wings. He then places them into separate baskets. The hat approaches god, and the rainbow is deployed. It encircles God's crotch. A giant chocolate phallus emerges from God's robes. Dropping his broken angel, he breaks off a piece of his candy member and smears it on his lips. With a chocolate-studded smile, he slowly raises his fist and gives the hat a thumbs-up.

The hat travels into space. It finds itself before the sun. It is a tiny dot before the immensity of the cosmic fire. The hat trembles. A tremendous rainbow issues forth, embracing the sun like a wedding vow. The fire cools and deadens. A chocolate tidal wave roars from its poles and meets at the center. On earth, the skies blacken. The flowers turn to dust. Humanity expires silently, like an infant in its crib. The hat drifts through space, dreamless.

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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 08:15:03 [Preview] No. 11562 del
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One day, after the battle with Hideaki Anno, I was jerking off to Eiken so hard that my dick came of and entered the computer screen. Also, Thom Yorke strangled me to death.I chased my dick through the computer screen after giving Thom a thumbs up. After climbing through the silvery membrane, I landed onto a land made entirely of the film Magnifico by Maryo J. De los Reyes and Michiko Yamamoto. I walked across the DVDs and sometimes 2D projections of scenes from the movie. I ended up falling through a hole and found myself in the scene where Magnifico tries to concoct a remedy for the mortician's ailments. I then strangled Magnifico to death and shot his mother. I then beat the ailing mortician to death. I saw my dick whizzing around a corner so I chased it and fell into a black void. After a while, I fell into the We Were Here Tour by Jason Aldean in Evansville, Indiana. The dick crammed itself into Jason's rectal cavity, causing much screeching. I had to follow the dick up there.


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Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 06:07:21 [Preview] No. 11579 del
fucking nerds stop writing so much


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Anonymous 07/03/2016 (Sun) 19:04:13 [Preview] No. 7937 [Reply]
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Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 01:00:50 [Preview] No. 9516 del
It's a mascot thing, yes. But my vote was for the beard guy.

Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 01:43:13 [Preview] No. 9517 del
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I can dig it.

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Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:30:10 [Preview] No. 10845 del
I prefer the crazy ranting prophet mascot in the desert too.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 21:49:14 [Preview] No. 11571 del
Endchan needs more OC.

Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 22:12:17 [Preview] No. 11565 [Reply]
jofa thread appears

Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 21:27:15 [Preview] No. 11567 del
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Do mean that you are a fingolian?
You better not be a banned refugee from ylis

Uncle Anonymous 03/13/2017 (Mon) 18:03:43 [Preview] No. 11466 [Reply]

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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 16:08:26 [Preview] No. 11564 del

HAHAHAHA, guys, look. I have just found out how to use my microscope to post 1000x pics! This is a 1.8mm hole in some metal! AH!