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Anonymous 12/09/2016 (Fri) 17:38:24 [Preview] No. 10482 [Reply]
I'm sorry


Anonymous 02/12/2017 (Sun) 09:08:41 [Preview] No. 11208 del
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Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:15:50 [Preview] No. 10733 [Reply]
I'm using Internets
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Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:20:20 [Preview] No. 10736 del
cirno is 'very strong' and identifies as the number 9


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:08:01 [Preview] No. 10743 del
Cool. I'm using Internets too.


Anonymous 12/25/2016 (Sun) 02:47:02 [Preview] No. 10788 del


Anonymous 12/25/2016 (Sun) 02:48:44 [Preview] No. 10789 del
fuck I'm a bit drunk and I keep making these>>10788 empty post
but here have 500 interwebzzzz


Anonymous 02/12/2017 (Sun) 09:07:39 [Preview] No. 11207 del
don't use the internets



Hey endchan, I'm really depressed because 8chan is dying Anonymous 08/19/2016 (Fri) 16:59:58 [Preview] No. 8574 [Reply]
8chan is so insanely slow, /b/ is totally dead, /v/ and /pol/ are slowing down.

I don't know why or how this happened.
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Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 09:05:38 [Preview] No. 11115 del
>>11101
i think like all pollies he has had to compromise. You might be right about getting jewed by him but that was always going to happen. ie follow the money. i dont know about WWIII just yet


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 05:32:43 [Preview] No. 11135 del
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>>8574
they made it a pain in the ass for tor users which means they no longer get quality content from people like me


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 11:25:56 [Preview] No. 11141 del
Browsing 8/v/ is painful. It eels like some kind of meme bot simulator with one or two human posts in between.
And is miss /his/ lots. Whoever spammed it to death is a sick bastard.


Anonymous 02/11/2017 (Sat) 23:37:32 [Preview] No. 11199 del
>>10342
> Then I started reading up about how 8chan is just as bad with the data mining and shit moderation.
I'm in the same bucket. Has 8chan got any better since hotwheels left?


Anonymous 02/12/2017 (Sun) 02:13:27 [Preview] No. 11202 del
>>11199
That's why I tried switching back to 4chan for a while when Hiroyuki took over from m00t. I figured since both were business partners in data mining that they were one and the same. Except I prefer a slightly slower chan with more board diversity, and I hate the global moderation at 4chan. Also 4chan is for apathetic normalfags who never got the corruption memo.



Fucked Starbucks coffee Anonymous 02/05/2017 (Sun) 21:37:43 [Preview] No. 11096 [Reply]
I’m just pissed I wasted money, because the Starbucks employees ruined my green tea latte twice! I’m not usually picky, but this time it was just undrinkable. So much so that I went back and complained that it was burnt and tasted like milk with no flavor except the burnt leaves, and I asked them to remake it, except it still tasted EXACTLY THE SAME. I tried to drink it, but it was so bad I soon just walked out and poured the whole glass of sludge into the grass, and vowed not to go back to Starbucks. This isn’t the only time they’ve fucked up my coffee, and I’m tired of overpriced, watered down coffee where all you can taste is the creme, and frequently burnt leaves.

And you can't talk politics with strangers in Starbucks either unlike a European/Brazilian cafe without getting strange looks f4om the artists and hipsters on their laptops.
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Anonymous 02/07/2017 (Tue) 02:34:37 [Preview] No. 11121 del
>>11096
Just say your name is "Trump is my Daddy" or "Trump didn't nothing wrong" so the barista has to say it


Anonymous 02/08/2017 (Wed) 08:52:27 [Preview] No. 11131 del
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>>11096
What is this shit

Coffee is black and there is no exception. Besides I never been in Starbucks in my life so I don't even know what you are struggling with.
Get that crap out of here.


Anonymous 02/11/2017 (Sat) 04:41:02 [Preview] No. 11180 del
i hope you said to him what the fuck did you just fucking serve me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Anonymous 02/11/2017 (Sat) 04:43:16 [Preview] No. 11181 del
>>11180
i probably should have replaced more than just the beginning.


Anonymous 02/11/2017 (Sat) 08:57:44 [Preview] No. 11184 del
Enough. There are more important thongs to discuss, such as how juice boxes are turning our kids gay.
https://youtu.be/QoN7ozXoT3w



No 4chan Moderation Anonymous 02/08/2017 (Wed) 00:44:45 [Preview] No. 11126 [Reply]
>"Users are temporarily blocked from posting when there is a pending ban request placed on their IP. This block lasts 15 minutes from the time a janitor submits a ban request, and is removed immediately if the request is denied by a moderator. If the request is approved, a regular ban is applied."
>2 minutes left

I have done tests on multiple 4chan boards by posting inappropriate threads with the intent of being banned. Only two of my threads were deleted by janitors, and in the end I was not banned and continued to post threads with absolutely no moderation in sight. 4chan traffic has been rapidly increasing, and at the same time, moderation has slowed down to a halt. If you wanted any more reasons to abandon 4chan, this is definitely the time to do it.


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Anonymous 02/08/2017 (Wed) 04:47:09 [Preview] No. 11130 del
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it's a competitive marketplace fam. gotta cut corners some times!


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 21:53:19 [Preview] No. 11161 del
>>11126
and stay on this shitty board with 10 people? no thanks


Anonymous 02/10/2017 (Fri) 03:43:14 [Preview] No. 11163 del
lmao, are you seriously saying you're shitposting for free instead of getting paid by NSA/GCHQ/corporations and it isn't for the lulz but merely to fuck things up?
why?



Obese individuals lower cognitive functioning Anonymous 02/08/2017 (Wed) 15:01:36 [Preview] No. 11132 [Reply]
>I am allowed to be who I want to be
>Criticizing me on my weight is oppression
>Obese people deserve special treatment
>I am not fat, I am simply curvy
>Health at every size
>It's genetics

Obese people will make the most irrational decisions and will find any way to justify their unhealthy eating habits and lack of aerobic exercise. Attempting to brief obese individuals on why their obesity is negatively affecting them is considered going against political correctness and is considered discrimination. However, a quick look at the scientific articles that I have provided below will show that obesity is truly bad. Not only does it increase your chance of diseases such as heart disease, malnutrition, stupidity, hormone imbalances, and many other harmful effects, but it can permanently damage your brain and cognitive abilities and may leave you not as intelligent as you use to be, assuming you were intelligent in the first place.

Cognitive Effects:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3951958/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768113/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2748863/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3147174/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3872007/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4237034/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3321396/
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Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 16:22:09 [Preview] No. 11156 del
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>>11154
>eating Monsanto health rations on purpose
>unironically thinks he's not suffering from chemically induced typhoid

wew

You have to fail pretty hard at life to start rationalizing failure to hunt and digest a processed sausage as a success.


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 16:52:10 [Preview] No. 11157 del
>>11156

>implying monsanto and body positivity bullshit don't go hand in hand


Unless you're just trying to say that exercise alone won't fix the problem which is true. Why not exercise and eat better AND oppose monsanto and co?


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 18:08:14 [Preview] No. 11158 del
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>>11157
>body positivity
The what? Who was talking about feminist ad campaigns triggering you? Just now you said this was about cognitive function. Is this all just because your time is running out and you want more research on the field?


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 18:19:06 [Preview] No. 11159 del
>>11158
I'm not the OP. OP posted a retarded feminist ad campaign and explained that the powers that be want people to just accept obesity as a positive. You rebutted by saying that fat-shaming is a distraction from the chemicals that cause obesity.

I was responding to say: why can't both of you be right? Chemicals and unhealthy lifestyle BOTH combine to cause obesity and reduced cognitive function and encourage the obese to not question their condition.


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 18:20:34 [Preview] No. 11160 del
>>11158
>your time is running out and you want more research on the field?

This is the perfect example of "anybody who disagrees with me must be a paid shill". OP might be a shill but I'm not OP.



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Cancer Anonymous 10/06/2016 (Thu) 16:55:30 [Preview] No. 9461 [Reply]
If you could remove one type of cancer that is shitting up the internet, which one would it be and why?

I would remove all softies, they're all the same cancerous little 14 year olds who have drawn cutesy avatars, flock towards shit such as Game Grumps, Steven Universe, storytelling animation channels and Stephen Colbert's Trump videos.
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Anonymous 12/28/2016 (Wed) 09:20:54 [Preview] No. 10847 del
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>>9461
The British. They're stuffy, mostly SJW, and not usually funny. They prototyped modern PC culture because the ruling monarchy wanted social stability to build a wide empire, without Indian/Muslim/Catholic minorities fussing, so they could focus on exploiting dullness to enrich their elite. Politeness still trumps free speech in the British isles, unlike their rivals who transformed their values during the French Revolution.

British liberalism = Non-offensive Virgin Queen
French liberalism = Chaotic Philosopher/Revolutionary


Anonymous 12/29/2016 (Thu) 06:20:47 [Preview] No. 10856 del
If SJWism finally died one day because SJWs finally read their own tweets and thought "WTF was I thinking?" I'd be so happy because SJWs are fucking up so much more than online communities.

If I could remove online cancer only, it would be all the people who use anonymous message boards and fail to understand anonymous message boards. I mean the namefags who try to be board celebrities. I mean the tryhards who think they have to prove they're "oldfags" by using every forced meme they can and reposting the hell out of everything that was posted in the last thread. I mean the losers who don't just troll for cheap lulz but instead kid themselves that it's "an art" and that they're being "ironically" retarded. I mean *those people* who laugh at SJW safe spaces but want mods to keep them safe from all the "shills" who disagree with them about anything.

Honestly, I don't care if Tumblr is full of Tumblrites because I won't go there.


Anonymous 12/29/2016 (Thu) 06:35:22 [Preview] No. 10857 del
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>>10856
this tbh. 8ch has so many fucking crybabies it's disgusting. lurking there you still see tons of niggers not knowing how to sage, yet you post a random image with a tumblr file name people freak out because that's easy enough to find. people need to realize the important part about free speech is that it protects the shit you don't like.


Anonymous 12/29/2016 (Thu) 06:49:37 [Preview] No. 10858 del
>>10856
Sadly, even /int*/ who claim to have the same philosophy you state here are just another circlejerk over who's the least "rulecucked". It's pretty funny seeing their latest incarnation fighting amongst each other and accusing one another of being too serious


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>>9466
Based. Also, check these FUCKING DUBS, GODDAMN.



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Anonymous 09/11/2016 (Sun) 03:10:52 [Preview] No. 9156 [Reply]
shills disapprove of this image

they hate it like you can't imagine. I'm spreading it and you should too. they will come up with stupid arguments and try to explain why it isn't good enough. look at what happened in the last thread. https://archive.is/QgZRT


it's/they are on every board giving bad advice on purpose.

>on /ck/ they shill monsanto shit and try to make people eat gmo's and pesticide "enriched" foods and fanatically try to convince people they don't deserve to know what they are buying so foods in the store should "never" be labled. (promoting corn syrup, gmo soy, roundup, yellow 5, and other additves or unhealthy foods as safe or healthy)

>on /fit/ they give bad advice on purpose that will get people hurt or sick (dentist threads promoting vaccines, mercury dental fillings, fluoride)

>on both /ck/ and /fit/ they shoot down and make a scape goat meme out of vegans who try to share their success stories on how they got healthy eating their veg "wow vegans are such gay fairies and sissy wimps! here eat some unhealthy shit like a man"

>on /tech/ they always say "well hue hue guys its okay that I use windows 10" "here use intel" "I love google chrome"

>on /v/ they want people to give money to EA and Ubisoft and Microsoft and Sony and Activision and Bethesda

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Anonymous 09/12/2016 (Mon) 09:45:51 [Preview] No. 9213 del
>>9194
Who is this semen daemon?


Anonymous 11/04/2016 (Fri) 12:48:54 [Preview] No. 10039 del
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there is also this and of course newer ones from the snowden leaks where e.g. it says that GCHQ sells bad products on black markets (so people stop buying there and on darknets admins think people try to scam the vendor).


Anonymous 11/04/2016 (Fri) 19:38:17 [Preview] No. 10054 del
Short version: Anyone who disagrees with me is a shill.


Anonymous 11/05/2016 (Sat) 15:31:04 [Preview] No. 10057 del
>>10054
awww ain't that cute? a real, actual newfag. or are you getting paid for your shitpost?


Anonymous 02/08/2017 (Wed) 23:10:52 [Preview] No. 11133 del
>>10057
Yeah. I have definitely used that refutation many times myself, but it does not apply here.



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Anonymous 02/04/2017 (Sat) 21:16:39 [Preview] No. 11091 [Reply]
Hey your invited.
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Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 05:08:05 [Preview] No. 11109 del
oh yeah yeah yeah


Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 05:08:16 [Preview] No. 11110 del
okay okay


Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 09:11:10 [Preview] No. 11117 del
>>11091
pass too much ass grabbing in football.


Anonymous 02/07/2017 (Tue) 13:39:35 [Preview] No. 11122 del
sheeit


Anonymous 02/09/2017 (Thu) 10:57:14 [Preview] No. 11140 del
who the fuck watches sports?



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76sp get Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 05:09:06 [Preview] No. 11111 [Reply]
ayy


Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 05:26:53 [Preview] No. 11112 del
witnessed


Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 08:31:02 [Preview] No. 11113 del
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he keeled dat man. he deeeeed.


Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 10:11:25 [Preview] No. 11118 del
hy there


Anonymous 02/06/2017 (Mon) 10:11:47 [Preview] No. 11119 del
wat you doin?