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Kids Systematically Indoctrinated to Jerk Off Anonymous 12/31/2016 (Sat) 02:20:49 [Preview] No. 10865 [Reply]
Be me, raised on USA 1990's public TV with no father figure for guidance.

Surely I'm not the only one who recognizes he was systematically taught to jerk off to computer screens in order to damage your sex glands. Why?

Because ejaculation is the ultimate medicine which gives happiness to boring adult slave life.

But you wasted the medicine for a couple cheap thrills, unknowing pissing away life's greatest pleasure rewards system. Because they tricked a young little kid?

What is the blow back for this? It must come sometime.

Anonymous 12/22/2016 (Thu) 06:36:21 [Preview] No. 10753 [Reply]
I'll take two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Anonymous 12/22/2016 (Thu) 19:23:07 [Preview] No. 10761 del
you're american aren't you

Anonymous 12/25/2016 (Sun) 00:39:23 [Preview] No. 10784 del
its a meme you dip

Anonymous 12/30/2016 (Fri) 21:35:41 [Preview] No. 10863 del
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Here's your order sir

Anonymous 12/30/2016 (Fri) 23:19:32 [Preview] No. 10864 del
Why does it seem this is making a resurgence? Who is behind it? I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

Anonymous 12/30/2016 (Fri) 16:21:18 [Preview] No. 10859 [Reply]
Star Wars Marathon !


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Anonymous 12/29/2016 (Thu) 02:58:24 [Preview] No. 10853 [Reply]
ITT Best Animals

Anonymous 12/28/2016 (Wed) 18:23:24 [Preview] No. 10852 [Reply]
anal/ass fap thread of your sister/moms/gf

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Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 19:41:58 [Preview] No. 10511 [Reply]
Don't think I don't see you,

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Anonymous 12/11/2016 (Sun) 00:39:18 [Preview] No. 10518 del
I am masturbating in name of the great KOREA

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Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 21:34:57 [Preview] No. 10837 del
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How? Where are you? Answer me!

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EVERYONE DIES Anonymous 12/18/2016 (Sun) 22:45:22 [Preview] No. 10647 [Reply]
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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 18:07:58 [Preview] No. 10678 del
But the effort to paint this Connecticut child in the SH event, as some sort of Anakin slaying little younglings, I mean it just will never hold water they should see that.

Those who home school shall suffer no Anakins or goofball MK puppets who then become sith murderers OP. Your younglings maybe cried when they didn't get to go to the Jedi Acadamy (hogwarts) but it saved their lives on that one final year when the Jedi were betrayed by an orphan. Hmm, there is definitely hogwarts bleedover OP, seems neither George or the hogwarts lady know where the fuck to do next!

Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:31:38 [Preview] No. 10737 del
Well George Lucas during an Ep 1 interview said that the retarded Gungan was actually going to be the key to the series.

Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:33:16 [Preview] No. 10738 del
Stop using reddit spacing you colossal faggot, your posts HURT to read.

Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:37:18 [Preview] No. 10740 del
Continue using reddit spacing, you're very nice guy, your posts are EASY to read

Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 17:17:27 [Preview] No. 10832 del
I just realized that Palpatine probably used the CIS funds to pay for the Death Stars.

Anonymous 10/07/2016 (Fri) 20:31:03 [Preview] No. 9494 [Reply]
I'm a pathetic faggot
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Anonymous 10/09/2016 (Sun) 17:29:42 [Preview] No. 9609 del
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What sane woman would allow her hymen to be taken away by a stranger. More over not even have her hymen taken away by a penis but a fucking screw driver? The fact she's laughing in the second video makes this all so unreal.

Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 00:46:23 [Preview] No. 10813 del
nice VHS aesthetics

Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 14:42:09 [Preview] No. 10831 del
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>don't know the famous blue screwdriver
>don't know there are dozens of deflowering videos using the same blue screwdriver

How does it feel to know a screwdriver got more virgin women than your dick?

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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 06:36:24 [Preview] No. 10618 del
>If a man rapes an unmarried woman he must pay her dad 50 pieces of silver

Shit nigga that's actually a good punishment now that I think about it. Why hasn't the US done this shit yet?

Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 07:34:54 [Preview] No. 10620 del
"...and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days."

I like a system that lets you claim your wife forever with force.

Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 07:55:59 [Preview] No. 10622 del
Thats pretty reasonable I say. I mean he already raped her so it would be better for him to marry so he doesn't rape anyone else. I mean if you just locked him up for like a long time, if he's released nobody's gonna want to marry him cuz he's a rapist so he will get even more sexually frustrated then he already is, causing more rape. I have to agree with god on this one familia.

Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 22:31:26 [Preview] No. 10627 del
It should have been one of the 10 commandments, so they would still practice it today.

Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 03:42:43 [Preview] No. 10822 del
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I got what the ladies like, don't be jelly.

Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 03:16:30 [Preview] No. 10773 [Reply]