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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
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Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 18:56:10 [Preview] No. 11450 del

Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 19:58:59 [Preview] No. 11720 del
Please 8chan please don't interfere. This is important work to the resistance.

I know it feels like we went through an entire year in 24 hours yesterday, but it's important to stay focused on what is actionable and timely, which continues to be the AHCA vote. (I promise, tomorrow we'll follow up on Nunes and Gorsuch).

The latest midnight healthcare developments include House leadership trying to negotiate with the Freedom Caucus (who outnumber the moderates) to remove Essential Health Benefit protections. So far, the changes made to compromise with the Freedom Caucus have not been put to text, but the House looks to be barreling towards a vote without the full text publicly available or an updated CBO score.

SO. There are a lot of things you can call to warn your Congressperson about, including:

Not having a full text bill or updated CBO score

Increasing deductibles

How many people in your district will lose coverage as a result of this bill

Removing EHBs means that many plans are insurance in name only and that OOP cost caps become meaningless

Eliminating the addiction services Medicaid mandate needed to fight the opiod addiction epidemic

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Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 16:39:56 [Preview] No. 11765 del

Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 23:16:06 [Preview] No. 11999 del

da onion not work


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Bath Nite Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:29:45 [Preview] No. 11919 [Reply]
can you wash your penises too hard?

Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 21:47:59 [Preview] No. 11926 del
>Permanent no fap achievement award.

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Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 09:57:37 [Preview] No. 12010 del
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feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 08:42:05 [Preview] No. 12007 del
wow man such nice feelings being shared here

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 09:13:04 [Preview] No. 12008 del
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What even is a feel? I don't think I could really tell you anymore. There's a ton of local drug addicts. Talking heroin, crack cocaine, meth, a wide variety of shit, not to mention your run of the mill alcoholics. You see these people with just empty minds, eyes and hearts with this false sense of pride as if they're some sort of master criminal because they know they have rights. You see these motherfuckers drop a ton of change on a counter at the gas station saying, hey, gimme a couple cigarillos and put the rest in pump 6. Then you see people like this who are so quick to become irritable and they pass this trait on to their kids and you can just tell that growing older will not be a pleasant experience under any circumstances. I guess it's just a natural black pilling but you hope these motherfuckers kill themselves one way or another before reproducing.

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 09:55:12 [Preview] No. 12009 del
They reproduce like cockroaches compared to decent people.

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 10:10:27 [Preview] No. 12011 del
The most annoying bums are the ones who ask you for money and don't stop. They follow you for a while trying to intimidate you because they're blacks at night. Btw never say you're unemployed to a bum. I've tried it, but it doesn't get rid of them. They never believe you even when it is true. They seem to think you're being sarcastic rather than sympathetic.

One of them wanted to shake my hand to test my honesty, so I did. As I walked away he shouted I was lying and I was part of the system. And FUCK YOU!!!

Sweden doesn't give Roma gypsies nothing so there isn't a bum problem. They think the government has provided enough services so it'should not their problem, which is true there. Good system.

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 21:44:19 [Preview] No. 12015 del
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>starts the thread with a sage
Are you fucking retarded? Why?

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The wonders of foreign food Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:06:44 [Preview] No. 11984 [Reply]
>pee is collected from primary schools and usedan to soak flavor into a hardboiled egg.

>Stinky tofu tastes like rotten garbage.

>Chinese refuse to eat Mexican food because it's dirty, and non-Asian food abroad because it doesn't taste as good as Chow Mein in Paris.

>But their tastes aren't worse, don't be prejudiced.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 07:48:37 [Preview] No. 11987 del
a billion chinks can't be wrong dude

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:54:49 [Preview] No. 11990 del
tofu takes on the flavor of what it is cooked with

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 00:13:46 [Preview] No. 11994 del
>Starving Chinks have mixed garbage or shit with tofu for hundreds of years.
>They came to savour the taste.

Anonymous 04/28/2017 (Fri) 23:24:18 [Preview] No. 12006 del
feces are delicious, a billion flies can't be wrong

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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:34:25 [Preview] No. 11875 [Reply]
Nearly all of my immediate fam and "friends" are fucking satanist I've been an on and off neet since I graduated should I just joint the military to get away or bum it in another state?
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Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 22:20:41 [Preview] No. 11940 del
The whole Obammy presidency was enabled by a Target employee. He walked in and blew away the head of the Arkansas Democrats, aka Clinton Friend, Bill Gwatney. Then suicided by cop. Anyone ask why he just snapped? Well anyway, after that, Hillary shut the fuck up. Keep researching my friends. OP, the milspecs wil be a good family, MASH itself hold much hope and is almost entirely green. Just like money and Kermit and Yoda and grass and all that shit. Green is fine you will be okay OP. Fuck Satan all to Hell, Also the French dude in the Matrix, all snarky and shit, that's the true Satan there, just a Facebook rich faggot dickhead narcissus seeing himself reflected in everyone's worst.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 22:22:13 [Preview] No. 11941 del
And also most Americans love puppies and sogs.

Only some chode Muslim or Jew kike needs to be killed fuck face would post that silly American douchenut throwing a puppy. In the war for animals we Americans love them far more than most other fucking cultures. You jealous fuckin cunts.

Anonymous 04/19/2017 (Wed) 22:24:47 [Preview] No. 11942 del
Speelcheck is yor friend matey. Oh suhit I forgot.

You know who hates dogs OP? Fuckin Muslims that who. That's why they can speak about "Muslim babies" it is a slave religion facade, no baby born into it can ever leave they are literally openly religious slavers at this time. And sure they are best friends with the fucking Jew as well. So yeah, Saudi and Israel orbit what? Satan? No they orbit YHWH or allah you tell me which one would be a better overloard.

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 20:05:40 [Preview] No. 11998 del
OP here so new question now, where do i go to church I know theres quite a few churches in the area but how do I know if they're false or not. As in how do I know if the truly follow Christ as so many follow Satan but say they're still Christians

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Anonymous 04/28/2017 (Fri) 05:34:05 [Preview] No. 12000 [Reply]
Call this number and wish him a happy birthday 619-2147-492

Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 21:42:35 [Preview] No. 12014 del
It's a scam or trap.

Anonymous 04/26/2017 (Wed) 19:50:13 [Preview] No. 11993 [Reply]
Anyone else hear that Hans Rosling died?

I always liked his Don't Panic stuff. There is a great part where he shows how the whole world is progressing, except Africa.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E [Embed]

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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 18:48:24 [Preview] No. 11969 del
Spoke too soon.

Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No. 11971 del
50 PIECES OF SILVER! That's like $9 billion dollars or one house!

Protect your dicks at all cost Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:48:34 [Preview] No. 11978 del
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>Atheists and agnostics are more ally to be male (64%) than female (36%).
>Atheism correlates with IQ
>women are more likely to have a college education
>women have lower IQ scores
>women have smaller brains
>women don't have testosterone to calm them down, and go insane at least once a month due to the menstruation cycle which makes holding a rational thought difficult

Ergo women are stupid. As atheists we should value rationality above all; lead a brolife. Work out, stimulate your testosterone levels however you can. Avoid women, they are the devils, they will suck you into atheism+ and cuck you so hard you'll have blueballs and forget how to solve math problems. Marriage is a parasitical institution that keeps you at your wife's church and away from atheism.

Remember, if you lose your dick, you lose your testosterone which is the key to your rationality. And if your balls get cut off then you should just cut off your head too. Only your dick matters in this universe. Atheists have found the purpose of life, and it is to preserve your dick.

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 00:48:44 [Preview] No. 11986 del
>one house
No, that's one horse! Don't tell me you've never bought a wife with 50 pieces?

Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 04:44:51 [Preview] No. 11992 del
The man with the hat has autism and several learning disabilities. In your next video are you going to make fun of infants for being babies?

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:43:31 [Preview] No. 11989 [Reply]
Can you attach flacs?

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"Trans-agnostism" Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 09:41:54 [Preview] No. 11951 [Reply]
I have tried to understand why this woman passes me off, but now I think I have it. It's not because I wasted money on a thick gender studies book without substance that I won't read. It's not because she's fugly either, or writes like a SJW with autism, as she transbitches about gender entitlement while insisting the rest of the world use words she made up yesterday. No, those are surface irritants, but there's a deeper hypocrisy.

It's because she quit calling herself an atheist and identifies as "trans-agnostic." And she has a PHD in Biochemistry and Molecular Biophysics.


Her reasoning is weak.
>It's fine to offend cisscum
>but I gots to draw a line on religion. See, just because I haven't had the experiences of Christcucks that doesn't mean they'really wrong.
>if my trans feelings have validating power others can'to see, then so might their religious feelings have proved to them what I haven't seen
>the real problem in the world is "arrogant people."

Fuck you for wasting my time and money. She is not writing as a scientist, do not read her books. You are the perfect example of why I would have to be crazy to take hormones. You wrote that Testosterone numbed your emotions, but I see losing it has weakened your rationality. You decided gratification from your sexual identity mattered more, and then you sold your gifted brain for a hormones fix. That poor brain doesn't deserve the pollution you fed it, but I will accept "trans-agnostic" for the new trans-religion you're a member of.
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Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 08:52:21 [Preview] No. 11976 del
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>"...irrationally upset by or being made uncomfortable by the existence of those people who challenge or bring into question one's gender entitlement."

I can see why some people would be upset if some bitch continually challenged them and insisted they check their privileges for gender entitlement.

>"Heterosexist gender entitlement can lead to homophobia which is an expression of gender anxiety directed against those people who engage in same-sex relationships."
(I.e. Normie entitlement permits "fear of fags" which is being "IRRATIONALLY UPSETâ„¢" about homos.) I think my version is easier to read.

>"Similarly, the gender-entitled belief that all women are (or should be) feminine and men masculine-- which some have called cisgenderism--gives rise to transphobia, a gender anxiety that is directed against people who fall outside of those norms. *** I have also met some people in the transgender community who feel that identifying outside of the male/female binary is superior to, or more enlightened than identifying within it."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

>"Such people often express gender anxiety (binary-phobia?) at people who identify strong as either female or male."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

"What should be obvious by now is that all forms of gender entitlement and gender anxiety are, at their core, expressions of insecurity. After all, people who are truly comfortable with their own desires and expressions of gender and sexuality do not have any need to be bothered or concerned by dissimilar expressions and desires in others."

At least they don't write insecure books like the special snowflakes do.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:30:06 [Preview] No. 11977 del
Man, I've been thinking about banging this trans chick I met at the bar last night. Are they all this crazy though?

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 17:29:58 [Preview] No. 11981 del
If you want to try one, do it fast before she kills herself next week.

Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:42:20 [Preview] No. 11983 del
haven't you read about that guy who tried a pinoy tranny but everything became regrets?

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What happened? Trying a pinoy will always lead to regrets tbh, especially the Visayan women. Filipinas are spoiled rotten, and marrying one is marrying into a large tribe where she will expect you to serve your in-laws and go to 40 birthday/weddings/funerals/baby-showers/christenings/church mixers every year while they ignore you and speak in their Spanish creole languages about the afairs and careers of old relatives you haven't heard of. Pinoys ignore their kids and let them run wild except when they're pressuring them, and so 2nd generation boys have drug addictions.

Don't race-mix with SEAs.