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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
>>3255
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm


Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 23:16:06 [Preview] No. 11999 del
ayo

da onion not work

smhtbhfam


Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 13:41:56 [Preview] No. 12045 del
test


Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:29:11 [Preview] No. 12337 del
>>12045
oy test


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 00:39:56 [Preview] No. 12734 del
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Who? Lord Voldemort?



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Anonymous 07/05/2017 (Wed) 14:52:00 [Preview] No. 12521 [Reply]
>beautifully applied a new screen protector
>it's fucking crystal, flawless, dustless perfection
>completely bricks the touchscreen
>remove, reapply
>touchscreen works, it's also a fucking toupé of maggots and salmonella

god fuck shitting damn low concentration electroconductivity


Anonymous 08/18/2017 (Fri) 05:54:04 [Preview] No. 12799 del
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>beautifully installed a new 1080 Ti
>it's fucking 4K, 120 hz, G-sync perfection
>completely loses the signal
>remove, reseat
>output works, can only play Crysis at 420 fps

god fuck shitting damn low concentration pixel density



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T2K1 Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 09:01:31 [Preview] No. 12746 [Reply]
Travis Time
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Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No. 12774 [Reply]
i got a new camera


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 19:44:53 [Preview] No. 12779 del
Take a selfie next!


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 20:56:56 [Preview] No. 12780 del
I had my finger over the lens



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8chan/8ch.net's /b/ is DOWN!! Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 12:32:51 [Preview] No. 12775 [Reply]
I go on fuckboy Jim's website for shits and giggles this morning and /b/ is nowhere to be found! Did Jim have a temper tantrum? Is it just a prank Did the feds crash /b What the hell happened?


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 15:18:07 [Preview] No. 12776 del
faggit flags



AZN DRONES Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 06:15:10 [Preview] No. 12744 [Reply]
>be me
>pay 500 bucks to reserve a night in the path of the solar eclipse for uncle in law and his kids
>They cancel
>I ask why?
>"Our boys said they don't want to miss two days of school."
>but...the eclipse is once in a lifetime. They don't really know what an eclipse is, you shouldn't let them dictate to you just because they don't want to go on a road trip to another state.
>"Yeah, but school is more important."
>but they'll dee the eclipse, get interested in science and then be more interested in science classes at school.
>"It's ok, they got awards for perfect attendance last year and don't want to mess it up."

Fucking Asian Americans.


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 07:15:04 [Preview] No. 12745 del
Serves you right for trying to help others. I hope you learned your lesson.



Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 13:59:18 [Preview] No. 12630 [Reply]
While I was cleaning out my great grandfather's room the other day I found his journal. Several parts are in Chinese and most of the rest is in English but riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes. I'll summarise it in greentext for you faggots if you like.
>be 1965
>be my grandfather's brother
>shouldn't have bought a TV
>whole clan's coming to watch a government announcement with me despite their not speaking English
>and they expect me to translate
>Lee Kuan Yew is about to make an important proclamation one that according to the Straits times will be about declaring independence from Malaysia and becoming a country on our own
>nothappening.jpg when he is about to pave over Singapore's agricultural land
>regular news about football or the lottery or some shit until the anchor airs LKY's announcement in full
>"I have met with the Tunku, and he seems a pleasant fellow,
>He has granted to me certain amendments in the Constitution that will pare down, but not eliminate, the privileges of Malays in the federation,
>And Singapore will continue to be a state of Malaysia.
>As a result I will liquidate the assets of the PAP and merge it with the UMNO."
>shouts, whispers of betrayal secrete from the assembled tongues
>my brother summarises this most astutely
>"We thought he had no brains in actuality he has no balls"
>everyone is clamoring to provide reasons for why he fell for a fucking election stunt

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Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 07:56:03 [Preview] No. 12676 del
So strange to meet another Singaporean in this place. We're usually rare breeds online.


Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 23:14:45 [Preview] No. 12681 del
>>12676
Lmao don't they censor the fuck out of your country. You guys have oppressive Chinese style firewalls right? I went there and everyone was afraid to say anything that would upset the Mudslimes or the ruling family behind the government, and the average Singaporean comments denouncing Amos Yee's right to free speech on all the news portals were retarded. Tbh, if that's the common view in Singapore then I don't like the people there, because I hate politically correct speech limitations.


Anonymous 08/03/2017 (Thu) 17:08:10 [Preview] No. 12699 del
>>12681
>Lmao don't they censor the fuck out of your country. You guys have oppressive Chinese style firewalls right? I went there and everyone was afraid to say anything that would upset the Mudslimes or the ruling family behind the government, and the average Singaporean comments denouncing Amos Yee's right to free speech on all the news portals were retarded. Tbh, if that's the common view in Singapore then I don't like the people there, because I hate politically correct speech limitations.

What part of "Note: this is an alternate history" did you fail to see or understand?


Anonymous 08/16/2017 (Wed) 04:29:09 [Preview] No. 12740 del
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Anonymous 08/16/2017 (Wed) 13:14:58 [Preview] No. 12742 del
>>12740
>Hellooooo
>I am losing my patience with you
>If you don't know how to operate this machine get out and let other people use it
>Where did you come frooom? Which country are you froooom?
Kek, I just love the way he speaks.



/loli/ Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 20:15:28 [Preview] No. 12680 [Reply]
Would anyone anons like to be a moderator of >>>/loli/ ?

It's basically dead board, but some opportunistic FBIhoneypotters keep spamming it with links to websites that I assume are dangerous and illegal. I don't login enough to quickly delete that shit. Since the board is deader than Elvis, there is little risk in handing the responsibility to anyone.

Oh and if you're a pompous jackass who doesn't respect free speech don't bother. I don't want another AllTheFallen hugbox or 8/loli that bans everyone when argumemts get heated.

Post your account name and I'll transfer moderation priveldges to at least one of you.


Anonymous 08/11/2017 (Fri) 22:19:29 [Preview] No. 12730 del
>>12680
I would be interested to look over this lovely board and handle it with my utmost care. I really would love to have some power to remove unnecessary spam, however, many are saying that removing spam itself is an act against freespeech. I do want to point out that this site has some global rules that affect every single board.


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:53:34 [Preview] No. 12737 del
>>12730
Make a username on this site you can login to and I will make you a mod.


Anonymous 08/16/2017 (Wed) 00:06:39 [Preview] No. 12739 del
OP says Elvis is dead, trusteth him not.



Anonymous 07/27/2017 (Thu) 07:36:19 [Preview] No. 12643 [Reply]
How trust worthy is he, im guessing very since he keeps a low profile calls out jews and masonniggers, and knows how most people (unless they truly follow The Lord) cant be trusted
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Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 00:17:48 [Preview] No. 12669 del
>>12657
The only Lord that matters, alpha and omega, the one who loves you


Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 01:49:21 [Preview] No. 12670 del
>>12669
Does he have a name? Are you talking about the Overlord?


Anonymous 08/14/2017 (Mon) 06:54:43 [Preview] No. 12733 del
>>12670
Yeshua, duh


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 07:12:29 [Preview] No. 12735 del
Does this guy make anything other than that drawing? Looks like his soundcloud got taken down? all his other shit youtube links. is he just nuts?


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:03:08 [Preview] No. 12738 del
>>12733
You're not suppressed to say HIS name or HE gets angry.



feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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Anonymous 06/17/2017 (Sat) 07:39:28 [Preview] No. 12271 del
this must be what people call "hell", suffering without end in sight

>>12253
i fell in love with her in 2008, we stopped talking around 2010 and now that it's the current year i don't know anymore, i wish i died in my sleep, i shouldn't have ever looked back, or rather, i shouldn't have ever given up


Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:16:37 [Preview] No. 12336 del
i have this theory, this thing i call the "existential cage", in which i'm trapped between shitty memories and the seemingly hopeless future, on the other hand, i think i'm advancing, now i'm missing the NEXT ex-gf (who was the last one i had)


Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 10:30:51 [Preview] No. 12350 del
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BE YOURSELF!!! AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN LIFE.

(I learned that from an anime.)


Anonymous 07/01/2017 (Sat) 12:53:51 [Preview] No. 12406 del
god dammit i miss that next girl... i hope one of my summer dates turns out right, im tired of being sad


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:12:57 [Preview] No. 12736 del
the dates... they didn't turn out well, maybe because there weren't any dates at all, and summer is almost over, this is sad