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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 16:39:56 [Preview] No. 11765 del

Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 23:16:06 [Preview] No. 11999 del

da onion not work


Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 13:41:56 [Preview] No. 12045 del

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:29:11 [Preview] No. 12337 del
oy test

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banners Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 08:05:59 [Preview] No. 12619 [Reply]
What's in a banner, I wanted to put an edgy quote in here but I couldn't find anything short and to the point.

Air conditioned clothes Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 03:08:58 [Preview] No. 12617 [Reply]
Holy shit Japan shows its genius again, and I want an air-conditioned jacket, as soon as China makes them more affordable than 600 dollars. Imagine being completely immune to the heat or humidity...and someday you could wear a thick and cool black leather motorcycle coat and be totally insulated from the heat. Or dress up in futuristic clothes like master chief to keep your head cool and have some protection from hoodlums too.

You would have thought someone would have started making these things twentiy years ago?!

Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 05:31:37 [Preview] No. 12618 del
>tfw used to live in Arizona, USA
>summer used to have 120 degree heat
>could drink gallons of water in a day

Why didn't this exist back then?

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 23:29:37 [Preview] No. 12614 [Reply]
Greentext the worst thing you've ever done.

>16, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home

The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 23:31:26 [Preview] No. 12615 del
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Shit, why didn't my image show up.

Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 00:08:26 [Preview] No. 12616 del
>Convince a drunk guy to fight a man he was feuding with.
>The other guy clearly could kick his ass.
>He gets knocked out and broke his nose.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 15:29:39 [Preview] No. 12610 [Reply]

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 23:05:57 [Preview] No. 12613 del
Stop shilling that fucking website on every imageboard, I have even seen you shill it on some of the most secretive communities leading me to believe that you are a high level shill or something else...

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 22:26:15 [Preview] No. 12612 [Reply]
anyone got a link for "viborg mappen" translated to "the viborg folder"
its this danish folder full of leaked snapchat nudes and shit

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 02:47:28 [Preview] No. 12581 [Reply]
What the fuck has been happening over the past few months? I just visited ED for the first time in months and now it sounds like an alt-right/nazi hack site, did /pol/ seriously shit up ED with their bullshit? "Nigger", "Jew", "White", etc. are on every fucking page now, and those idiots are spreading like the disease they are. It was always about fun and realism, but now it has turned to shit.
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Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 04:35:55 [Preview] No. 12583 del
I see it as a somewhat "secretive" operation to spread disinformation and to change the definition and origin of national socialism. I am aware of multiple secretive imageboards with /pol/s that could prove to be powerful if they had a defined goal to strive towards. Faggots need to construct a new ideology instead of shilling for an old and shitty one and destroying various mediums in the process.

Anonymous 07/20/2017 (Thu) 08:50:41 [Preview] No. 12594 del
I don't know what branch of facism you believe in, but they all suck. Socialism is defensible because it is not necessarily authoritarianism, but facism tramples on generally accepted human right we have decided upon after centuries of thought, and is not defensible at all.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:46:35 [Preview] No. 12604 del
Right but then you have the anti fascists who spread fascism.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:49:43 [Preview] No. 12605 del
I don't believe in fascism, and quite frankly I don't give that much of a shit when it comes to politics. Fascism spreading idiots only want it so people who commit actions that they deem "degenerate" are sterilized and ridiculed, and so their safe-space country remains just that. Of course democracies can be swayed if the masses have been brainwashed to take a specific stance, so what works then?

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 19:17:17 [Preview] No. 12611 del
ED is and has been run by feds for years now.

32ch.org)b) Anonymous 07/01/2017 (Sat) 08:55:10 [Preview] No. 12403 [Reply]
<50 mb
<not being spammed
<true freedom of speech
<no datamining
<not broken
<tons of text formatting
why arent you on the superior chan yet?
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Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 13:25:11 [Preview] No. 12417 del
your site sucks ass and you are a spammer scum

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 06:58:02 [Preview] No. 12483 del
Пиар параши, минус

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:43:58 [Preview] No. 12493 del
8Chan fucked them up after they started shilling. Just go drop like 20 threads on their shitty board any time they shill on yours.

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 21:41:15 [Preview] No. 12495 del
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>not being spammed

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 14:51:11 [Preview] No. 12609 del
I've seen this site and it's full of shit GTFO

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Operation: Christcucks Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:37:09 [Preview] No. 12602 [Reply]
Hello faggots, I have conceived a new idea to make hardcore Christians paranoid and scared of the world around them. So, it is evident that the majority of people listen to music on a daily basis, and there is some controversy as to what the lyrics are attempting to convey and instill within the listeners, right? Anyways, if we make a website that purposely analyzes popular songs and interprets the lyrics in such a way that it makes it seem like the song is trying to brainwash the listeners into following satan, it would scare all of them, and lulz would ensue. Here is an example:

From a popular song: The Chainsmokers - Paris

>We were staying in Paris
Paris has one of the largest secretive satanist groups or some shit
>To get away from your parents
Your Christian parents are bad and you need to be a rebellious teenager
>And I thought, "Wow
Satan offers powers that could make any human achieve greatness
>If I could take this in a shot right now
Drinking the blood of a virgin to gain power
>I don't think that we could work this out”
Someone making a deal with the devil to achieve fame
>Out on the terrace
The terrace that oversees hell
>I don't know if it's fair but I thought "How

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Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 04:32:30 [Preview] No. 12608 del
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But with all the SEO It's unlikely they would find it. Though you know I think half of the articles about Harry potter being from the devil that pop up at the top are satire.

EndChan vs 8chan, and what happen? Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 21:03:02 [Preview] No. 12029 [Reply]
this is my first time here, welcome a newfriend
i am thinking about migrating from 8chan, since i read something on /8leaks/ , is it true that they are (data)mining us, and they are running sunshine and other tools that logs ip addresses, posts, and so on?
you have more neet software and have moar neet politics.

Please give me all the information i need, thanks.
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Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 12:00:56 [Preview] No. 12174 del
All threads in onionland, no matter the topic, are soon shitted up by racist plebes or fuckwad gov ops going "we don't take [somegroup] here" trying to reduce the number of people using these boards.

As you read threads, make it a habit to identify and ignore those malicious fucks. They're very easy to spot as soon as you start looking.

Anonymous 07/13/2017 (Thu) 22:44:59 [Preview] No. 12562 del
fuck me daddy

Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 17:21:12 [Preview] No. 12578 del
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Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 02:23:32 [Preview] No. 12606 del
All of the problems and unwanted popularity that has plagued imageboards can be attributed to /pol/. Imageboards originally belonged to /b/ and a few other boards, and when /pol/ was created idiots jumped on because "muh anonymoose" and "muh freedumz wite pride xDDD". They don't belong here, they were simply an external group that jumped on because they saw this new medium and wanted it for themselves, fuckers probably weren't even fond of the imageboard culture or concept before finding /pol/. I will admit, there are differences between races and it goes deeper than the color of peoples skin (Skin is the most obvious difference, and idiots who say racism is a fake concept are uneducated), but that doesn't mean we should immediately assume how someone of a specific race is going to act or excluding people based on their race. If someone is acting like an idiot, they should be kicked out, regardless of race.

Also, /pol/tards are completely oblivious to the who "anonymous" concept, whole point was to judge people on the quality of their posts, not who they were in real life.

Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 04:27:51 [Preview] No. 12607 del
Didn't image boards start with as a place for cartoon porn? We had /a/ except we had open on 4ch back then, and /b/ was just the natural extension of an anonymous internet and the Geocities type shenegians of expressing yourself or roleplaying as stupidly as uou wanted without consequences.