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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 11/06/2016 (Sun) 14:59:20 [Preview] No. 10069 del
>>3255
Done. Make sure to check your e-mail.


Anonymous 11/20/2016 (Sun) 12:04:23 [Preview] No. 10279 del
>>10069
checkt


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 17:58:05 [Preview] No. 10676 del
WE NEED YOU TOO
https://discord.gg/hSQuB

RAID GROUPE


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:05:41 [Preview] No. 10742 del
if you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:12:52 [Preview] No. 10744 del
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me



Anonymous 05/28/2016 (Sat) 18:53:02 [Preview] No. 6519 [Reply]
webm thread?
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Anonymous 01/11/2017 (Wed) 08:02:23 [Preview] No. 10948 del
>>10947
bretty gud
>>10940
I don't know why after all the years on the internet intentionally looking for fucked up shit this is something I really couldn't make it more than 30 seconds into.


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Anonymous 01/18/2017 (Wed) 15:29:23 [Preview] No. 10964 [Reply]
>want to give anime a try
>pick FLCL based on some chart hoping for explosions and crazy fights, shit like that
>the fun stuff is a quarter of the time, but when it is, it's good
>what I really wanted was not to fast forward so much


Anonymous 01/18/2017 (Wed) 18:31:53 [Preview] No. 10965 del
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>>10964
>what I really wanted was not to fast forward so much
Can do, here you go:


Anonymous 01/19/2017 (Thu) 09:08:04 [Preview] No. 10966 del
what else have you watched that you like? you just want like balls to the wall action stuff?


Anonymous 01/19/2017 (Thu) 15:40:14 [Preview] No. 10968 del
>>10966
It's not action stuff, it's also the little things. It's when the alien whistles the scooter over on the roof, when she rolls around without touching the ground. It's audacity, which happens to have action byproduct.

Shoot 'Em Up was fun, I think it's a very good mix of shooting and cartoon logic. It alludes to Bugs Bunny.



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Anonymous 12/06/2016 (Tue) 04:39:53 [Preview] No. 10418 [Reply]
is anyone even here?
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im


Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 16:55:09 [Preview] No. 10503 del
>>10423
>http://8ch.net/rec/res/8040.html
Anonimoose Lejun has arrived. henjoy.
what is the fastest uncucked board on there? /v/ seems okay apart from the weebs.
(besides that)


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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 18:20:04 [Preview] No. 10679 [Reply]
RAIDing upcoming

https://discord.gg/hSQuB


Anonymous 01/17/2017 (Tue) 03:41:55 [Preview] No. 10963 del
Raid me, faggot.

https://discord.gg/tkvGM

No, seriously though, please join.



Anonymous 01/16/2017 (Mon) 01:20:36 [Preview] No. 10961 [Reply]
Sup /b/, there's a pornstar's kik that I found.

Her kik is aleksapal

Her porn name was Nicole Ray

Have fun



Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 20:46:48 [Preview] No. 10775 [Reply]
Join the Christmas group-chat, /b/. We are gonna flame some niggers & SJWs. Be sure to bump this thread, we already have 60 people there. See you later!
>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100014477290759&tsid=0.8272735558482054&source=typeahead
>Https://m.me/g/AbZODPK-s15FgxNB (chat link)


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<3


Anonymous 01/14/2017 (Sat) 19:19:58 [Preview] No. 10957 del
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>>10775
alrighty


Anonymous 01/14/2017 (Sat) 19:20:39 [Preview] No. 10958 del
>>10775
I wonder if this thread is dead and I won't get in.


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>>10959
oh shit it worked



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How do I know for sure that my sister wants to fuck me? Anonymous 12/07/2016 (Wed) 21:56:42 [Preview] No. 10459 [Reply]
I've been wanting to fuck her for awhile and I'm almost 100% sure she wants the same but not completely sure. I might be taking normal things as signs that she wants to fuck me and I could be misunderstanding. I'll give examples of stuff she's done

One time I was in my room studying Latin (yes, Latin) while my parents were gone and she asked me if I wanted to come into the kitchen to do my Latin, and she was wearing a bit more of a revealing shirt than she usually does which really outlined her tits. Not realizing what she couldve been doing, I said no because I wanted to play Halo and when I said no she sounded really disappointed .

She has made multiple possible sexual references when she talked to me but were very subtle such as when I say "I'm hungry" and for seemingly no reason she says something like "Really now?"

The other day while my parents were gone I was in the living room waiting while suddenly for no reason at all she just stops studying to watch a mechanical little Christmas play we have on our buffet which she never watches. She rested her head and her really nice ass was pointed out and she was moving kinda lewdly. Not sure what to do I kept eating (Btw, she never, ever randomly stops studying and when she does she never just watches random stuff). Suddenly my parents came home and once she heard the door and stood up straight as if she was only watching the play.

I posted about part of this on 8chin a few months ago but like a cuck I did nothing. If I am 100000% sure she wants to fuck me I will act on it and I could possibly be having "hot incestious sex tonight" and many other nights ahead of me. What do you guys think?
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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:04:52 [Preview] No. 10655 del
Try answering her signs when she does some next time.


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:37:02 [Preview] No. 10656 del
>>10655
This, then make sure to post a picture of her body on /b/ while telling us how it felt to fuck her.


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 06:17:45 [Preview] No. 10661 del
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>>10656
>>10656
JC! Paul, yea, you gonna explain to me y dafuq u left my HIDDEN terminal open at the apt w/ all your shit everywhere? wtf is vore ne way holy shit it's just everywhere you have goddamn nano augs nigger y dafuq u installin yahoo toolbar fam? u lucky they activated mah kill switch nigga or i'd kill ya whole family nigger church.


Anonymous 01/12/2017 (Thu) 20:45:38 [Preview] No. 10954 del
>>10462
This is /b/, not /pol/ nigger.



Anonymous 12/03/2016 (Sat) 07:11:36 [Preview] No. 10393 [Reply]
Gaaaysss what imageboards you usually visit aside from this place??
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Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 01:49:03 [Preview] No. 10838 del
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I still lurk a few of the more obscure and less cancerous boards on 8chan on occasion.

WTF happened to Hothweels, guys? Is he really kill?


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>>10838
probably


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 04:57:35 [Preview] No. 10840 del
>>10839
Jim and Codemonkey ass raped him, sacrificed him and fed him to the pigs

t. masonnigger


Anonymous 01/12/2017 (Thu) 03:03:09 [Preview] No. 10953 del
I usually just go here or uboachan now. Once and a while I'll pay 8chan a visit.



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#OpAnimalCruelty Anonymous 09/23/2016 (Fri) 03:25:57 [Preview] No. 9345 [Reply]
Hello

We are Anonymous.

And some of us are currently designing, organizing and starting a new Worldwide Operation.
The Operation is:
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---#OP ANIMAL CRUELTY---
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The Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses are now know to be the greatest agents of environmental destruction in the world.

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Anonymous 10/27/2016 (Thu) 22:59:51 [Preview] No. 9925 del
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Its that easy the newfags will always fall for it.


Anonymous 12/31/2016 (Sat) 21:50:15 [Preview] No. 10869 del
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>>9469
Cancer nigger penis


Anonymous 12/31/2016 (Sat) 21:55:01 [Preview] No. 10870 del
>>9346
With each word I read my dick grows harder


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>>9345
Just leave this place dammit, this is our last sanctuary.