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Reddit RP Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:18:02 [Preview] No. 85
When you pray for my sick wife you're being an insensitive jerk!!! It upsets me as much as them replacing the 2 pound Darwin coin and setting the Britards back in their fight against state religion!

Anonymous 12/28/2016 (Wed) 08:13:59 [Preview] No. 86 del
Religtards r down voting me 4 saying why is rite, but I'll share it on FB n show thm!

Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 23:29:42 [Preview] No. 120 del
When I see crazy preachers (maybe at Target), I like to ask myself, "What would Christopher Hitchens do?"

Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 16:17:01 [Preview] No. 126 del
>I had a conversation with a believing friend that went a little something like this:

>Homosexuality is evil. It says so right there in Leviticus 18.

>Then, during another argument about immigration, I cited Leviticus 19, merely one chapter later, which says that you are to treat foreigners as your native born, and the same Christian told me "that's old testament, we don't have to follow that."

>I almost laughed. He literally told me that you don't have to follow the OT, after previously having a conversation about how gay people are supposed to follow the OT.

Anonymous 03/02/2017 (Thu) 06:51:36 [Preview] No. 133 del
Ergo sum, homosexuality is evil but you don't have to be not evil. Are atheists this bad at logic?

Anonymous 03/04/2017 (Sat) 19:32:56 [Preview] No. 143 del
Rick Perry fan identified.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 18:14:39 [Preview] No. 190 del
OOOO we are so sly! READ:

Fundamentalist: "You don't believe in God!? You know what, you're not going to heaven when you die, and you know what that other place is don't you, it's called hell. We'll pray for you."
Atheist friend: "Only good people go to heaven right?"
Fundamentalist: "Yes. You know that after all, so why not change?"
Atheist friend: "I'll ask another question. Really good people don't like other people to suffer right?"
Fundamentalist: "Yes. We must care for others."
Atheist friend: "If only good people go to heaven and good people don't like others to suffer, then why does it seem that you like other people who have different beliefs than you to go to hell? If you think your belief is true then it seems like you're not going to heaven at all."
Fundamentalist: "....."

Anonymous 03/12/2017 (Sun) 01:23:44 [Preview] No. 191 del
Sam Harris might be sexist, but at least he knows he made the country racist, and he opposes a ban on Muslims. I guess he feels white guilt for not condemning Trump and being an Islamophobe.


Anonymous 03/12/2017 (Sun) 09:56:03 [Preview] No. 192 del
Yet another example of self-hating neo-Hellenized self-imposed diaspora Stockholm Syndrome jewry. From Philo and Josephus to Saul of Tarsus nothing ever changes

Anonymous 03/12/2017 (Sun) 18:24:33 [Preview] No. 193 del
>rick perry
Cracks me up every time.

Anonymous 03/13/2017 (Mon) 04:17:44 [Preview] No. 195 del
I love the Supreme Court for not letting a first grade read the bible aloud in class. Evangelicals are trying to hijack or secular public school system.

Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 05:32:12 [Preview] No. 199 del
Leaving the Gideon's Bible in my hotel room with an expanded Table of Contents.

neckbeard otaku 03/14/2017 (Tue) 22:14:05 [Preview] No. 204 del

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 05:26:30 [Preview] No. 205 del
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Family Christian is closing, gonna buy me some Christian furniture. I want a crucifix for my torture chamber.

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 14:05:50 [Preview] No. 206 del
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Don't laugh, I once prayed to characters from Touhou and felt like my prayers were answered.

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 14:08:29 [Preview] No. 207 del
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There are no atheists in a Touhou universe.

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 14:49:52 [Preview] No. 210 del
this all belongs in /r/cuckoldry

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 04:45:21 [Preview] No. 211 del
A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling.

The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest.Men and women always dance separately."

''So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "what about sex?

Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah (good thing) within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No way, it could lead to dancing!"

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 20:19:13 [Preview] No. 262 del
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I am saddened by the workplace violence in London, but it has nothing to do with Islam. The wise mayor of London, Sadiq Khan assures us we should remain calm and not turn to hateed or racism. He's a good man!

Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:11:24 [Preview] No. 264 del
Woman chooses to be a housewife = internalized oppression.
Woman choosing to wear hijab = Empowered.

Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 09:23:24 [Preview] No. 266 del
The people who have designed this narrative are just giving the world a dialectical long-term choice:
- eliminate the two; or
- all should be embracing them;
Guess which one they'll have you choosing?

Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 00:35:58 [Preview] No. 267 del
Trump is like a decision to us.

Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 00:44:58 [Preview] No. 268 del
He is the devil.

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