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Reddit RP Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:18:02 [Preview] No. 85
When you pray for my sick wife you're being an insensitive jerk!!! It upsets me as much as them replacing the 2 pound Darwin coin and setting the Britards back in their fight against state religion!

Anonymous 12/28/2016 (Wed) 08:13:59 [Preview] No. 86 del
Religtards r down voting me 4 saying why is rite, but I'll share it on FB n show thm!

Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 23:29:42 [Preview] No. 120 del
When I see crazy preachers (maybe at Target), I like to ask myself, "What would Christopher Hitchens do?"

Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 16:17:01 [Preview] No. 126 del
>I had a conversation with a believing friend that went a little something like this:

>Homosexuality is evil. It says so right there in Leviticus 18.

>Then, during another argument about immigration, I cited Leviticus 19, merely one chapter later, which says that you are to treat foreigners as your native born, and the same Christian told me "that's old testament, we don't have to follow that."

>I almost laughed. He literally told me that you don't have to follow the OT, after previously having a conversation about how gay people are supposed to follow the OT.

Anonymous 03/02/2017 (Thu) 06:51:36 [Preview] No. 133 del
Ergo sum, homosexuality is evil but you don't have to be not evil. Are atheists this bad at logic?

Anonymous 03/04/2017 (Sat) 19:32:56 [Preview] No. 143 del
Rick Perry fan identified.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 18:14:39 [Preview] No. 190 del
OOOO we are so sly! READ:

Fundamentalist: "You don't believe in God!? You know what, you're not going to heaven when you die, and you know what that other place is don't you, it's called hell. We'll pray for you."
Atheist friend: "Only good people go to heaven right?"
Fundamentalist: "Yes. You know that after all, so why not change?"
Atheist friend: "I'll ask another question. Really good people don't like other people to suffer right?"
Fundamentalist: "Yes. We must care for others."
Atheist friend: "If only good people go to heaven and good people don't like others to suffer, then why does it seem that you like other people who have different beliefs than you to go to hell? If you think your belief is true then it seems like you're not going to heaven at all."
Fundamentalist: "....."

Anonymous 03/12/2017 (Sun) 01:23:44 [Preview] No. 191 del
Sam Harris might be sexist, but at least he knows he made the country racist, and he opposes a ban on Muslims. I guess he feels white guilt for not condemning Trump and being an Islamophobe.


Anonymous 03/12/2017 (Sun) 09:56:03 [Preview] No. 192 del
Yet another example of self-hating neo-Hellenized self-imposed diaspora Stockholm Syndrome jewry. From Philo and Josephus to Saul of Tarsus nothing ever changes

Anonymous 03/12/2017 (Sun) 18:24:33 [Preview] No. 193 del
>rick perry
Cracks me up every time.

Anonymous 03/13/2017 (Mon) 04:17:44 [Preview] No. 195 del
I love the Supreme Court for not letting a first grade read the bible aloud in class. Evangelicals are trying to hijack or secular public school system.

Anonymous 03/14/2017 (Tue) 05:32:12 [Preview] No. 199 del
Leaving the Gideon's Bible in my hotel room with an expanded Table of Contents.

neckbeard otaku 03/14/2017 (Tue) 22:14:05 [Preview] No. 204 del

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 05:26:30 [Preview] No. 205 del
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Family Christian is closing, gonna buy me some Christian furniture. I want a crucifix for my torture chamber.

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 14:05:50 [Preview] No. 206 del
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Don't laugh, I once prayed to characters from Touhou and felt like my prayers were answered.

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 14:08:29 [Preview] No. 207 del
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There are no atheists in a Touhou universe.

Anonymous 03/15/2017 (Wed) 14:49:52 [Preview] No. 210 del
this all belongs in /r/cuckoldry

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 04:45:21 [Preview] No. 211 del
A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling.

The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest.Men and women always dance separately."

''So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "what about sex?

Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah (good thing) within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No way, it could lead to dancing!"

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 20:19:13 [Preview] No. 262 del
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I am saddened by the workplace violence in London, but it has nothing to do with Islam. The wise mayor of London, Sadiq Khan assures us we should remain calm and not turn to hateed or racism. He's a good man!

Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:11:24 [Preview] No. 264 del
Woman chooses to be a housewife = internalized oppression.
Woman choosing to wear hijab = Empowered.

Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 09:23:24 [Preview] No. 266 del
The people who have designed this narrative are just giving the world a dialectical long-term choice:
- eliminate the two; or
- all should be embracing them;
Guess which one they'll have you choosing?

Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 00:35:58 [Preview] No. 267 del
Trump is like a decision to us.

Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 00:44:58 [Preview] No. 268 del
He is the devil.

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 03:45:25 [Preview] No. 272 del
I'm no pussy, I'm not afraid of hell, 'cas I don't believe there is one.

Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 03:14:31 [Preview] No. 286 del
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>theists still believe big canyons were caused by the flood rather than teens of thousands of years of moving glaciers and erosion.

Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 07:27:57 [Preview] No. 287 del
wut a fag. I'd suk his dik tbh

Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 07:30:00 [Preview] No. 288 del
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You guys really lug around currency that weighs that much?

t. burger

Anonymous 03/28/2017 (Tue) 04:42:56 [Preview] No. 290 del
Fake News can last a long time...over 2000 years. For example, the Bible, the resurrection of Jesus, and Zombies

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 02:59:27 [Preview] No. 292 del
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My favorite metaphor for contemporary religion describes a teacher that is absent the full year of school, but leaves behind several books for the students to read.

At the end of the year the teacher makes a surprise visit to grade the students on the material. Those that chose the correct book have a better chance of passing, and therefore graduating. Those that studied the wrong book and fail are burned eternally by fire.

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 09:51:18 [Preview] No. 294 del
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Maybe someday you'll notice that the teacher has a baton at his thigh and school has bars in the windows for some reason. Most students ignore that because they don't know that they've been convicted and they don't know what they've been convicted of in the first place. Our real teacher found a way to get in and has paid the fine, or ransom rather, but since you don't know that the school can fail you on your finals and get you to repeat the year. After all it's the school council that chooses the books you get to study on and can put their own edits here and there if they see fit.
I've read that our teacher is a quite respected and influential person, maybe even a mayor, and I presume that by paying the fine he has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the school council has no legal authority to detain us whatsoever. There even might be S.W.A.T. teams all around the perimeter as I write this but then it appears to be a bit of a hostage situation so they're forced to wait until the right moment comes.

xKElLplVWVCEE Barnypok 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:30:19 [Preview] No. 297 del

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 22:54:19 [Preview] No. 310 del

Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 00:49:49 [Preview] No. 314 del
I wish R/atheism would stop shilling the freedom from religioun foundation.

Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 05:23:10 [Preview] No. 315 del
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Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 17:07:31 [Preview] No. 316 del
I'm so glad Sye Tan's youtube channel was taken down. As an Atheist I think no one should have the right to cause offense to a minority.

Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 19:57:03 [Preview] No. 317 del
It's Sye Ten. And attacking all Muslims is bigotry and is against the rules or we will ban you. 7 up votes please.

Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 20:52:10 [Preview] No. 318 del
>Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not died in the night.

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 02:07:22 [Preview] No. 320 del
Canada - 14,000 year-old village (older than Egyptian pyramids) is found in British Columbia. This is at least 4,000 years older than the earth, if you believe the creationists. This is just the 1,457,836,737 reason why creationists are wrong.

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:39:11 [Preview] No. 325 del
Doods, vegan gains found the meaning of life.

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:41:41 [Preview] No. 326 del
He said it's to progress = the meaning of life is progressivism. I'll subscribe to those atheist values.

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 22:55:24 [Preview] No. 327 del
As a believer, I was deeply fearful of ghosts, spirits and demons. Now, as an atheist, I primarily fear people who believe they exist.

Also, I'm not afraid of scary movies now, but I don't like them because they might cause nightmares.

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 23:06:33 [Preview] No. 329 del
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Guys I was a lifetime atheist just like you and I want you to know us Christfucks are not all stupid. I'm only 19, haven't finished college and can't legally drink btw, but I'm your equal guyz.

Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 20:52:53 [Preview] No. 335 del
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I have no problem with FGM. Is their culture and no worse than circumcision. The conservatives are putting out racist propaganda again that hurts many innocent Muslims.


Evangelists elect another pervert Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 20:58:44 [Preview] No. 336 del
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It's almost as if all the moralizing about how the gays and the Muslims and the atheists and the liberals and the people who do not love their guns as much as Jesus loves guns are destroying America is just a cheap veneer over a core that doesn't have much to do with actual morality.

Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 23:45:22 [Preview] No. 337 del
Not all Muslims are sexist: CA has a mosque run by womyn. Google "California mosque led by women opens doors to all"

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:15:40 [Preview] No. 353 del
>Russian court bans Jehovah's Witnesses as extremist
Putin is an asshole, what about freespch?

Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 08:03:40 [Preview] No. 354 del
Let me tell you a secret about O'Reilly: it's all a show, the persona of a smart man acting dumb.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 18:39:23 [Preview] No. 522 del
Terrorism: noun. The use of violence, intimidation, and threats to spread fear; especially for political purposes.

By that definition, all forms of Christianity and Islam are terrorism by default. Any religion that includes a concept of Hell or punishment is Terrorism and should be treated as such.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 18:42:16 [Preview] No. 523 del
Steve Harvey is a moron Trump is becoming friends with. "If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"

"If Americans first came from other countries, why are there still other countries?!"

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 18:51:42 [Preview] No. 524 del
And "If Great Danes are descended from chihuahuas, then why are there still chihuahuas?"

If we killed all but 300 wolves, why are there still wolves?

Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 05:03:51 [Preview] No. 527 del
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If there is a god, then I want his head on a platter. For god is Big Brother, and must therefore die if we are to be free.

Anonymous 07/07/2017 (Fri) 18:52:24 [Preview] No. 531 del
Chikfalletbstill supports anti-gay movements.

they also serve "chik" not chicken. it's some weird genetically modified slopbeast with no eyes and beak but gigantic thighs and breasts. it has no feathers, grows to adulthood in 2 days and screams in existential agony 24/7 until they slaughter it out of kindness and put it between two shitty pieces of white bread. the only actual bit of food on their menu is the goddamned pickles.

Anonymous 07/09/2017 (Sun) 00:03:37 [Preview] No. 532 del
It would be fun to collect fallacies and argue like a Christian. Whenever you are losing just day "original sin is why!"

Christian role play will be a fun hobby when the works is atheist. We will roleplay priests as we play DxD games.

Anonymous 07/09/2017 (Sun) 08:12:03 [Preview] No. 534 del
Would like to hire a group of actors to make a new religion of my choice.

Anonymous 07/30/2017 (Sun) 22:03:57 [Preview] No. 556 del
All the Plebbit comments that claim Islam isn't more likely to result in mass violence than Christianity make me feel sick.

Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 02:52:57 [Preview] No. 557 del
This is a good rebuttal to the religious right 's opposition to worth or euthanizing brain dead babies. Tell them they don't have the moral high ground and are committing a naturalistic fallacy.

Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 04:15:45 [Preview] No. 560 del
>Ritzy Michigan community only let's Christans live there.
How is this even legal?

Anonymous 08/03/2017 (Thu) 18:02:11 [Preview] No. 565 del
Canada needs to fix its laws to prevent kids from being abused by Muslims.

Anonymous 08/04/2017 (Fri) 01:37:48 [Preview] No. 566 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iebZ3G3dACE [Embed]&feature=youtu.be
>calling eastern medicine that works medicine
This is cultural appropriation

Anonymous 08/05/2017 (Sat) 02:16:11 [Preview] No. 570 del
Christianity - mumbling at the sky. Judaism - mumbling at the wall. Islam - mumbling at the floor

Anonymous 08/06/2017 (Sun) 20:02:47 [Preview] No. 571 del
"There are no asshole atheists! "

Fuck you moronic narcissistic xenophobic scumbags for implying so!

Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 11:04:32 [Preview] No. 572 del
Nothing new to read here, just an atheist's chronology of how America fell in love with an alternative reality. But I have been impressed with the Atlantic's journalism as of latr.

Anonymous 08/13/2017 (Sun) 02:17:41 [Preview] No. 574 del
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Atheists distrust atheists more than theists, especially in America. Thus needs to stop.

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 10:53:05 [Preview] No. 575 del
lol now you fucking see,how they are dumb.They do not understand logical arguments!

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 11:54:42 [Preview] No. 576 del
>Homosexuality is evil. It says so right there in Leviticus
>that's old testament, we don't have to follow that
It takes an atheist to find a contradiction in that.

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 14:36:17 [Preview] No. 577 del
All Christianity is one great contradiction

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 14:47:22 [Preview] No. 578 del
It takes an atheist to quote something that is all contradictions and still fail to include any contradictions.

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 15:00:59 [Preview] No. 579 del
Great post!

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 15:23:20 [Preview] No. 580 del
Thanks,anon.That post makes me laugh.Makes me laugh about stupidity of religion.ANY religion

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 18:27:18 [Preview] No. 585 del

If this story about escaping a gay reformation camp in Africa be true, then the ex-muslims of north america organization would be an excellent charity to donate to. They could protect the for,er Muslims who will become future opponents and reformers of the scourge that is Islam.

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 19:25:39 [Preview] No. 586 del
Found a blog by an expastor and I love this because as a Christian I too thought, "Did Jesus seriously call that woman a dog? What a racist bastard!"

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 20:04:07 [Preview] No. 587 del
This is gold too:
>What many people fail to see about the Homosexuality vs. the Bible issue, is that this takes the bible head on. You can argue that divorce happens in the bible and is sometimes necessary. You can argue about when a (straight) couple is “married” and whether pre-ceremony sex is really forbidden or not. But in no uncertain terms can you reconcile two men having sex with the bible as being ever ok biblicaly speaking. The homosexual question doesn’t just attack Christian views on sexual ethics, it attacks the Christian view on the Bible itself and it’s authority. This is what many progressives miss. Christians are not just “defending marriage”, they’re actually being backed into a corner to defend the Bible itself as the sole source of authority and morality. It’s is illogical to hold to an inerrant view of the scriptures while declaring that monogamous homosexuality is ok with God. Either homosexuality is morally wrong, or the bible is emphatically wrong about homosexuality and morality. I’d choose the latter.


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