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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 21:32:03 [Preview] No. 475
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had 2 sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. People piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god rapes his child so she can become pregnant with child; which is also god in the flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then needs to sacrifice himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he's god. I guess it's just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, and walks around and says some shit for 40 days, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth and kill everybody who doesn't believe this story.

Christianity is flat out stupid.

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Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:34:26 [Preview] No. 477 del
"hurr durr, we went to private school! That makes us smarter than you who went to secular schools! Just think....you learned the Earth is billions of year old. What kind of poor education is that? You didn't even learn about what my priests say is in the bible!"

Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 15:14:39 [Preview] No. 486 del
In order to be moral, we must do the right things for the right reasons. For instance, if we decide to not steal from our neighbors because our neighbors will beat us up, we're not really making a moral decision.

Since the Bible doesn't give good reasons for things that it tells us are moral, whatever it teaches isn't moral.

Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:02:39 [Preview] No. 487 del
This isn't really a statement about specific things that are bullshit, but many Christians will say things like "I know the Bible" when what they really mean is they know the parts of they've been taught.
Once you start studying the Bible yourself you realize all the horrific things most people aren't taught and most preachers never talk about. Just a few:
Women and children are not only supposed to submit to the man, they are basically property.
If a man rapes a virgin, he has to make restitution by paying the father. If a woman lies about being a virgin, she can be put to death.
If your children disobey you, you can have them stoned to death.
Women never have the right to right to file for divorce but men can in the case of infidelity.
God once had a bear maul a group of young children because they called a prophet baldy.
God struck Uzzah dead because he touched the ark to keep it from falling over.
God ordered the genocide of complete cities, including women, children, and animals because they didn't worship him, yet we are taught God is love.
If a man is homosexual, he can be stoned to death.
If you get a tattoo, you can't go to heaven.
The verse that people use in Romans to say homosexuality is a sin and won't go to heaven actually translates as male prostitute rather than homosexual. Also, other things besides that are listed, but people leave those out.
If a man thinks his wife has been unfaithful and she is pregnant, he can mix a drink of herbs and if she was unfaithful, the baby will die and be extracted out of her body on her thigh, yet we are taught abortion is a sin in the eyes of God under any circumstances.
God curses entire generations, up to the 7th generation, because of the sins of the forefathers.
God hardened Pharaoh's heart causing him to refuse to release the Israelites but then punished him for not releasing them.
All throughout the Old Testament men who were blessed by God had multiple wives and concubines, yet we are taught the Bible teaches one man and one woman only in a marriage.

Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:03:28 [Preview] No. 488 del
Psalm 137 says that anyone who smashes the babies of Babylon against the rocks and kills them is blessed.
We are taught that the Bible says we must give a tenth of our cash to the church, yet in the Bible tithing was the giving of food and crops so the priests could eat. At the time, there was already a monetary system in place. If it was supposed to be a tenth of your cash, that's what they would have said.
Lot offered up his two virgin daughters to be gang raped so the "wicked" men of the city would not have relations with two male visitors to his house. Lot was not punished but the men of the city were struck blind.
Slavery was condoned in the Bible.
The King James Version of the Bible has words and entire verses in it that some other translations do not. These verses and words were not in the original texts yet many people believe the KJV is the only true Bible, even though the Bible itself says do not add or take away from the texts.
Also, it was finished in 1611. It wasn't even the first Bible. The first Bible to be printed on a moveable type printing press was the Gutenberg Bible, printed in 1454 or 1455, a full 150 years before the before the KJV was even commissioned and 112 years before James was even born. That's not including all the other handwritten versions that existed before the printing press. Also, the Catholic version of the Bible is different than the Protestant version (the Catholic version has more books).
And then, I'm not going to even get into contradictions.
Any time any of this is brought up, Christians say something like "We can't question God" or "That's what is says but that's not what it means!" Another nugget is "Those were Old Testament laws! Jesus changed that with the new covenant!" even thought Jesus himself said he didn't come to change the law, only to fulfill it.
Many Christians also say that all the violence is limited to the Old Testament. They have clearly ignored or never read Revelation.
The more you study the Bible, the more you realize it just doesn't add up.

Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:13:42 [Preview] No. 489 del
>god says this, god says that
>blessings is a thing
>sin is a thing

a theism is clearly just another theism

Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 05:57:20 [Preview] No. 511 del
This is one of the peculiar quirks of religion. You succeed and it was God's doing, you fail and it's your fault

Moses and the burning bush 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:59:08 [Preview] No. 521 del
God's booming idiotic voice cracks me up.

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