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Anonymous 03/02/2017 (Thu) 09:55:10 [Preview] No. 135
>be me
>16
>atheist
>try to enlighten friend with superior logic®
>tells me science isn't logic
>*gives him empirical facts*
>says i'm being a positivist
>have to google "positivist"
>"wow this makes perfect sense"
>keeps reading
>"only empirical facts are valid"
>"which is not an empirical fact"
>start crying
>wait
>suddenly remember logic is science
>all is well
>repeats from step 1


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 20:44:03 [Preview] No. 165 del
MATH NEVER LIES
I will now submit, through mathematical analysis, what every man has always held true in their hearts, but have never been able to truly prove,
Until now…
This is a true fact: we like to spend time with women, and the more time we spend with them, the more money we spend.
So…
Women = Time x Money
But we all know that Time is money.
So…
Women = Money x Money which equals 〖Money〗^2
We also know that Money is the root of all evil
Money =√Evil
Now follow this closely:
Women = 〖Money〗^2 = 〖√Evil〗^2 which equals Evil
So…
Women = Evil
Just like the bible says, and it had to be said.


Karl Leonhard Reinhold 03/07/2017 (Tue) 21:46:50 [Preview] No. 167 del
>>135
>>165
>implying all knowledge has to be either only through pure logic, or through senses
do you even 18th century masonry?


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 23:04:06 [Preview] No. 168 del
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>>167
The ancient humanitarian organization? Your point is?


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 23:35:19 [Preview] No. 169 del
>>168
My point is they used to be as smart as they were self-centered. Now they're just self-centered. Even a child can figure out the self-contradictions in the post-modern/scientistic dialectic.
Both their new thesis and anti-thesis are self-refuting; whereas in the past their dialectic binome used to have some internal consistency, in both thesis and anti-thesis.
But average folk are just as stupid as ever, if not more so. So the simple mind will always be mesmerized. Until it is annihilated.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 00:26:58 [Preview] No. 170 del
>>168
Also I wouldn't call modern masonry humanitarian. An obsession with progress is both post- and anti-human. The new binome is simultaneously pushing both towards being less than human (we're just animals - scientism) or post-human (relativize and atomize the self's social nature - post-modernism). They'll both synthesize soon enough in a more practical transhumanism.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 11:43:19 [Preview] No. 174 del
>>168
Masonry wants to turn humans into little gods - sexless, ageless, Self-less little gods. As in the greek tales, gods were ruled by Destiny/Fate to the same degree as humans. They've taken upon themselves to act as Fate (which they call Progress - the Eschaton). It's the furthest from humanitarian any organization can get. I'd appreciate it if they'd ask us first. And I'd appreciate it more if they learned some humility. But to each man his initiation.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 20:56:22 [Preview] No. 175 del


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 21:00:12 [Preview] No. 176 del
>>169
We don't have any method better than science, aka empiricalism. Humans behaving as their own god will be an improvement over the collective submissive delusion we cuck ourselves to.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 21:06:27 [Preview] No. 177 del
>>176
Can we ally with the freemasons?


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 21:07:05 [Preview] No. 178 del
>>177
no, they are jewish


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 21:15:24 [Preview] No. 179 del
>>178
Jews are the closest of religion in the middle east to atheism, and they don't even believe in hell or an afterlife. We should use them to defeat the other two.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 21:49:25 [Preview] No. 180 del
>>176
Better by what neutral third standard? Epistemological systems are mutually incommensurable, and as soon as you judge them all by one standard (replicability, verifiability), that one standard (scientism) becomes your epistemology. And scientism (as an epistemology, instead of as a method) is self-refuting by its own standards.
>we (don't)
You're still in your collective-thinking Borg self whether you're aware of it or not.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 22:10:45 [Preview] No. 181 del
>>176
Also don't think you're anything more than a de-patterned and reprogrammed, customized unit for these people who direct contemporary Fate. You are not to have anything immutable to your Self to begin with aside from doing your own part in the world, radicalized into you in values clarification.


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 06:17:20 [Preview] No. 187 del
>>181
Deep and confusing stuff bro. Man as atheists we respect Satan, and that's all there is to it, but IDK what to do about the Satanists who are giving us a bad name. The Satanic sacrifices have to stop, tell our Texas branch to tone down the sex play, ok?
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/02/texas-teen-slain-sacrifice-beast-interrupted-ms-13-gangs-rituals


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 09:01:13 [Preview] No. 188 del
>>187
It's not really that confusing. Here are a few primers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commensurability (comparing different thought-systems in general by one measure)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commensurability_(philosophy_of_science) (comparing different scientific theories specifically)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradigm_shift#Examples_of_paradigm_shifts (examples of theoretical incommensurability in science/ ie. theories that have shifted non-linearly)
You can't really claim your fedora until you know how the science ("empiricalism") you're obsessed about works.
And I know you're not Satanists, you're mostly white people (the most mentally docile race in America, next to asians) so I'm not seeing you that often in the headlines.


Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 06:30:30 [Preview] No. 213 del
>>188
We believe Satan was a better character than God because he killed less people in the bible. The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.


Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 20:09:02 [Preview] No. 220 del
>>213
The Tree of Knowledge is a jewish metaphor for being a cheeky cunt and making your own moral rules outside an absolute, cosmic order
And you can see from all the scat porn you can find online, we definitely shouldn't have eaten from that tree


Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 20:19:33 [Preview] No. 221 del
>>220
>EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR, THERE IS NO TRUTH IN THE BIBLE. GOD'S ORIGINAL PERFECT PLAN WAS FOR US TO LIVE NAKED WITH NAKED WOMEN AND THAT'S WHY I AM A NUDIST.


Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 23:49:44 [Preview] No. 223 del
>>221
The naked couple in the garden is just a symbol of innocence anon. And who says truth needs to be all literal? Not unless God is Rain Man-level autistic


Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 01:51:43 [Preview] No. 224 del
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>>223
>the bible which was was by a primitive tribe of savages who created no great literature outside of the bible, is 100% true. But it's not literal when it gets too impossible for me.


Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 02:19:11 [Preview] No. 225 del
>>224
Primitive you say? We're a lot more primitive than our Near Eastern cousins in all (spiritual, vigor, self-control, sense of purpose, meaning and direction) but one respect: We just have better tools. We're much more child-like than these ancient peoples but we have better toys. Toys that we have built upon a poorly understood Renaissance of their culture and a self-defeating Enlightenment.


Kailangan Ko Bang Magpalawak at Makipagkaibigan sa Iba? Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 23:16:59 [Preview] No. 229 del
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>>174
Ang problema sa mga clique...

Wala namang masama kung mayroon kang grupo ng malalapít na kaibigan. Dahil dito, nararamdaman mong tanggap ka nila—kahit ang mga kapintasan mo.

https://www.jw.org/tl/

“Masarap sa pakiramdam kapag tanggap ka ng iba at kasama ka sa isang grupo. ’Pag bata ka pa, gusto mong maging ‘in.’”—Karen, 19.

Alam mo ba? Ang 12 apostol ay kasama sa maraming kaibigan ni Jesus, pero tatlo sa mga ito—sina Pedro, Santiago, at Juan—ang pinakamalalapít niyang kasama.—Marcos 9:2; Lucas 8:51.


Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 23:46:30 [Preview] No. 232 del
>2020 Traveling for my job.
>As a social media columnist and notable voatable RedditTV pundent I can not ever be still.
>I hunch my arms and grasp the lip of the teacup saucer I am traveling the new frontier in.
>I am the voice of reason when I arch my arms like a arachnid and grab the spinning teacup I materialize myself into any situation as the voice and mind of reason. I become a non-theistic avatar that is not a religious thing but a spirtual mandate of supreme comprehension of the universe.
>you can see how I caught my less-than-notable following of votables.
>one time I gave my take on the universal ambiance surrounding a group of women who are protesting inclusive as a false component of privilege.
>In the reddit thread I compared these modern day joan of arcs to sirens on the new frontier the great sea we are sinking or swimming in.
>2 thousand upvotes. I can take that to the grave and the abysmal beyond!
>>Word around the hivemind is that a rock band of fact speakers is emerging organically and it is going to be like they might be giants but with bill nyes and all kinds of stern honest people who tell it like it is serenade the Eucharist of result.
>Science is alchemy religion is poison.
>The metal detectors are now mental selectors.
>you swipe yes or no to questions on the touch screen while under the arch of correction.
>In the ultimate darwinian gamble you are swiping the correct answers to propaganda mind control situational questions of agenda. Or you make 1 mistake and off with your head. Feed your brain or end it like a man.


Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 21:04:27 [Preview] No. 235 del
>>232
I'm glad we have a prophet from the Reddit stake of Dawkins here to open our minds to the 3 sacred mysteries of nontheism


Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 21:04:43 [Preview] No. 236 del
>>232
I'm glad we have a prophet from the Reddit stake of Dawkins here to open our minds to the 3 sacred mysteries of nontheism


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 01:10:41 [Preview] No. 245 del
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I like to drink tea while I play Minecraft, and coffee while I play Halo. My friends tell me I am a refined man of highly developed tastes, so why can't I find a girlfriend?


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 03:00:02 [Preview] No. 246 del
>>245
Not very aerodynamic for centrifical spinning are we? I suppose you want to wobble your way to illumination in that mud bath you have there?


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 04:06:27 [Preview] No. 247 del
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>>232
Profound worship track. It evokes the chaos of all the spinning orbits and how the universe is naturally in discord. Chaos turns to beauty, and beauty leads to truth.
>>246
How the teacup spins is one of the mysteries of atheism, privy only to our most noble priests in the order of the physicists.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 09:35:55 [Preview] No. 248 del
>>247
I don't believe non-belief doesn't take faith, I question everyone that tells me this is wrong, and I don't think I need to prove this is right. Am I just being a dumb Christian pig? pls respond


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 16:55:12 [Preview] No. 249 del
>>248
Yes, but Jesus said you can eat pigs so that you can eat yourselves. In this way the flesh of Jesus spreads by way of the neurological disease that is the Holy Spirit which speaks to infected patients. We atheists are doctors of men who will root out the infection and open the door to a faithless world (except for science, but that takes less faith than believing in imaginary friends.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 16:58:30 [Preview] No. 250 del
>>249

Nah you'll just sit around baitin. That's all your class does.

Atheists are shit for ideas or solutions. You need spirit and sensitivity for that. Like, consider how Ayn Rand had followers but was pretty much an unlovable Jewess who married an American to flee her Jewed up nation.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 16:59:22 [Preview] No. 251 del
>>249
Well I have faith in the goodness of my imaginary friends. I know them and that I can trust my friends. Dawkins and Sagan are my friends.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:06:12 [Preview] No. 252 del
>>250
We are the best idea makers, our freethinkers invented Communism when Capitalism fauled, and Randism when Communism failed. We are the only popular modern philosophers which shows we are more right by consensus. We also invented the whole field of psychology to explain why relgitards are so delusional.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:08:25 [Preview] No. 253 del
>>250

You baitn again?


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:59:44 [Preview] No. 254 del
>>253
We don't b8 m8, we just don't shy from spreading the gospel that we are masters of all fields. An invincible king takes pride in his abilities and let's his subjects know who is king. We are a race of unstopable kings.


Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:18:36 [Preview] No. 295 del
>>135
In our society any man who does not weep at his mother's funeral runs the risk of being sentenced to death. But I HATE MY MOMMY AND DADDY AND I DON'T GIVE A DARN ABOUT DOING MY HOMEWORK. I WON'T GO TO HELL IF I DON'T U KNO


Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:18:50 [Preview] No. 296 del
>>135
In our society any man who does not weep at his mother's funeral runs the risk of being sentenced to death. But I HATE MY MOMMY AND DADDY AND I DON'T GIVE A DARN ABOUT DOING MY HOMEWORK. I WON'T GO TO HELL IF I DON'T U KNO



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