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Fucking blue laws Anonymous 03/28/2017 (Tue) 03:23:14 [Preview] No. 289 [Reply]
Morality is stupid. It sucks that Utah doesn't sell hard liquor or wine on Sundays, because I am a famous atheist I love to get drunk and drive.

Woo wooism Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 15:38:36 [Preview] No. 122 [Reply]
My horoscope starts my day
The priest says I should kneel and pray
The Tarot reader says ‘sorry, but you’re through
Better check yourself in
To the tower of woo’

A healer cleansed my vortex with Egyptian healing rods
Had me swimming with dolphins: said my energy was clogged
Told me to avoid any cure that was new
The older the better
In the tower of woo

My macrobiotic diet won’t allow me any meat
My reflexologist says it’s all in my feet
And anything sweet is taboo
Why is everybody smiling
In the tower of woo?

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Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:47:57 [Preview] No. 273 del
So much bullshit except for Stirner, the most real philosopher that ever lived.

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:52:33 [Preview] No. 274 del
Man! Your mind is a haunted house!

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 22:52:17 [Preview] No. 275 del
In that I have spooks? It's called being human, you should try it sometimes instead of keep trying to become a god.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 17:06:19 [Preview] No. 283 del
Why would we try to become God when God doesn't exist? That would mean killing ourselves and deleting our existence.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 18:08:34 [Preview] No. 285 del
No one can become an absolute God even if God didn't exist.
People do keep trying to become little gods of as much of their own limited world as they can. Science being the gospel, technology the means. You can't get rid of the need to act religious from anyone (unless you paradoxically use godly means like genetic engineering to erase it from yourself for good).

We are the best co Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:28:14 [Preview] No. 182 [Reply]
Take any elite group and it will overwhelmingly skew atheist relative to the mainstream. We are overwhelmingly represented in the arts, we own comedy second only to the Jews, we possess the famous progressive writers of the last century such as Upton Sinclair, John Steinbeck, and George Orwell. Take any groundbreaking writer of the past century and ask if he is very religious and you can expect a flurry of skepticism. We have the funniest politicians, philosophers, the best scientists, the best
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Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:39:28 [Preview] No. 184 del
Where others try at comedy, we succeed every single day.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 00:29:35 [Preview] No. 186 del
Theists laugh at us therefore we are funny.>>184

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Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:39:17 [Preview] No. 265 del
I don't trust scientific consensus, I only read
because the url says it's independent like me.

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Christian litter Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 23:10:40 [Preview] No. 263 [Reply]
Being an atheist means you're in charge of cleaning up the litter and vandalism of Christians which are pollutting the environment. Christians would ignore because they think it'should a good deed and they don't want to upset God. I have restored these trees to their natural pristine state. What have you done to clean up their litter recently?

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Jesus is a corporate logo Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:40:34 [Preview] No. 217 [Reply]

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 22:40:34 [Preview] No. 218 del
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Praise Dawkins!

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 01:38:01 [Preview] No. 219 del
In Dawkins we trust!

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 22:02:26 [Preview] No. 222 del
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Dawkins is the highest! He rules over creation, yah-wii.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 19:39:36 [Preview] No. 261 del
After years of being an atheist I have started seeing angels or demons and I didn't see them before. Is the universe trying to signal to me on corporate signs that I am wrong about the supernatural, or should I be worried that I am going insane?

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Atheism to communism Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:42:42 [Preview] No. 256 [Reply]
The unrest we see in the west is we aren't communist. If only they were more atheists we would have a unified communist state.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:47:41 [Preview] No. 257 del
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Is because.

But we are moving toward a better world with one government.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:53:35 [Preview] No. 258 del
North Korea is run by smart atheists so they could kick America's ass.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 06:03:06 [Preview] No. 259 del
Homefront accurately predicts how North Korea will form an asian co-prosperity sphere and overcome America militarily. Guns protectopic a nation better than bibles baby.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 10:29:16 [Preview] No. 260 del
>USA corrapse pic
dat pledictive ploglamming. not much wow

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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 17:43:33 [Preview] No. 215 [Reply]
We'd like to build a nice little community of guys and girls from all over the world (US, EU, AUS, and ASIA). Everybody is welcome; dont be shy!

I just wanna hang out and casually chat (voice / text) with people online while we play video games and chill.

I mostly play overwatch with some other games like hearthstone, league, minecraft, tabletop simulator, golf with friends, etc. (blizzard/steam) sprinkled in.

We just made this group but we have a decent amount of people here and we'd love to have more friends!

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:10:02 [Preview] No. 216 del
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Doesn't making neckbeard central fly in the face of the idea of an anonymous image board?

Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 22:44:09 [Preview] No. 255 del
So it's a circle jerk what're we can shill about our partners' IQ? I am tempted, but I have enough of the benevolent conpiracy on twitter.

Women are stupid cunts Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 22:38:32 [Preview] No. 237 [Reply]
Women should be kept barefoot and chained to the kitchen stove, they're not good for much more than breastfeeding our kids. They shouldn't educate our kids since they're more likely to be theist, and we shouldn't read their books for the same reason.

Logic and rationality is all that matters, not misfiring emotions and hormone cocktails that make the emotions that preoccupy the inferior sex.
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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 23:09:03 [Preview] No. 240 del
Science is holy and is the natural religion of the cosmos. You're another subervisive theocratic heretic trying to sabotage the cause of reason, go lay with the masses on the ash heap of history >>>/normie/

Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 00:38:34 [Preview] No. 241 del
Sorry but until you can empirically verify and replicate what you just said I'm just gonna assume you're talking out of your ass

Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 02:51:56 [Preview] No. 242 del
Science is holy and is the natural religion of the cosmos. You're another subervisive theocratic heretic trying to sabotage the cause of reason, go lay with the masses on the ash heap of history >>>/normie/

Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 02:52:33 [Preview] No. 243 del
Verified and replicated.

Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 08:38:12 [Preview] No. 244 del
Fuck didn't expect that. Oh well. All hail science the light of this world, illuminate the uninitiated masses show us the path, I pray to you science eliminate all our other thoughts except our devotion to you and keep us loyal to you for ever and ever, amen

Kapayapaan (galing JW.org) Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 22:47:07 [Preview] No. 226 [Reply]
Kapayapaan, Kalusugan, at Kasaganaan
Pangarap ng lahat!

Gumawa si Jesus ng mga himala ng nagpakita kung ano ang magiging kalagayan ng buong lupa kapag natupad na ang mga inihula ng propeta.
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Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 22:57:02 [Preview] No. 228 del
Mahal kita Jesus!
Oo, Maria ang puko ng ako!
Santa Maria, Ina ng Diyos.

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 23:21:12 [Preview] No. 230 del
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Kristyano ako, at ikow?

Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 23:45:17 [Preview] No. 231 del
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Flip. What's a Flip doing preaching about Jeebus Christ on endchan out of all places?

Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 01:34:51 [Preview] No. 233 del
>jehovah jenova
>phallic cross piercing vaginal crown alchemy
>freemason founder
All along the Watchtower!

Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 21:00:00 [Preview] No. 234 del
Pinoys are God's lost children.

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God hates figs Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 17:09:36 [Preview] No. 214 [Reply]
Why did he make fruit and fig trees if he hates them so much?