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Music thread Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 19:56:18 [Preview] No. 81 [Reply]
This is the best song since it tells them God is a slob! I love to roll down the windows, and play it with my speakers cranked up to 11 right outside of a church choir on Sundays! When they come out all they can hear is my music!


Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 21:15:03 [Preview] No. 82 del


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 09:02:26 [Preview] No. 159 del
>>81
>Not linking to the song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q [Embed]

>Do You Still Consider Yourself a Catholic Now?

>John Osbourn: "Oh, no. I definitely lapsed out of Catholicism a long time ago. I educated myself about the history of the Catholic Church and was very put off by the history of it— just the Church's involvement in so many temporal things and political things. But, I think there is something that I retained from that,. I try to have that sense of a spiritual space inside myself and try to find that in the everyday world and in the ordinary world.

The readings that I've done in Buddhism have really affected me very strongly."

I wonder if she wrote it when she rejected Catholicism.



"Don't Bow Your Heads" Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 05:58:23 [Preview] No. 156 [Reply]
We finally have a couple of open atheists in congress now. In 100 years lots of atheist lawmakers will be quoting Carl Sagan instead of the bible, and will not be sworn in on the bible, but on reciting the hippocratic oath.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ha9KbPS4a4 [Embed]


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 06:40:43 [Preview] No. 157 del
Atheists in government will be a real hoot. We are gonna sue a different god every year. Atheists make for the best cross-examination lawyers. We will embarrass the Christians who say they've stopped being gay by whipping out our dicks and showing they're bisexuals.



Religious kids can't differentiate between fiction and reality Anonymous 02/21/2017 (Tue) 16:07:55 [Preview] No. 101 [Reply]
>what do you mean animals can't talk? There are talking asses and snakes in the bible and all the cartoons have talking animals! I thought you said the bible was real! Which makes my life without talking asses a lie!

http://www.wakingtimes.com/2016/02/24/religious-children-have-trouble-distinguishing-reality-from-fiction/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=PostShare&utm_campaign=TMU
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Christfag 02/27/2017 (Mon) 21:55:19 [Preview] No. 117 del
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>>101
Have you ever tried to talk to an animal? Really tried? We don't give them enough credit sometimes. Try it, and when your dog talks back TRY READING THE BIBLE.


Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 00:08:32 [Preview] No. 118 del
>>101
>Americans cannot differentiate between fiction and reality.


Anonymous 02/28/2017 (Tue) 04:28:12 [Preview] No. 119 del
>>118
I think the vast majority of people cannot distinguish between fiction and reality.

It's sad really... the best thing one can do its try to get people to believe a fiction that is a benign as possible. Belief in Allah or that the Bible is the ultimate truth is not benign as that belief has resulted in my parents making me hate life. My life has been a living hell for the last 10 years.


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 09:07:51 [Preview] No. 121 del
>>119
In 2077 AD very few Christians will believe in hell. They will not believe sinners go there, or non-Christians as religion gets happier.


Anonymous 03/05/2017 (Sun) 03:38:22 [Preview] No. 145 del
Dawkins is right and theists shouldn't vote. It's what Churchill would have wanted. Society should have tiered voting.

No education = 1 vote and be shamed from voting
4 years at college +1 votes
Have PHD = + 3 votes
Pass a difficult constitutional and economics test = +1 vote
Atheist + 5 votes



Tricks and flips Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 00:33:16 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply]
>Be me
>Try to do a stupid trick to impress my friends
>Bang my head on a table
>See vision of Richard Dawkins
>Become a militant atheist
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Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 16:18:18 [Preview] No. 127 del
>>96
>>97
Will your powers help me get laid?


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 16:25:34 [Preview] No. 128 del
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>>127
If you believe? Iff you believe?


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 16:32:19 [Preview] No. 129 del
>>127
Please go. This is a Sunday temple for worshiping Nature magazine and Richard Dawkins studied, not a site for picking up women--there are elevators for that.


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 16:35:08 [Preview] No. 130 del
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>>129
Speak for yourself sista. Some of us are atheists because we enjoyed watching to smug white fedora e-celebs. I replaced the boy band posters with printouts of youtube fedoras when I was 14.


Anonymous 03/05/2017 (Sun) 01:33:45 [Preview] No. 144 del
The best part about being an atheist is the thrill of thinking I might be wrong, and if I am, that means my dead relatives are watching me every time I masturbate. I love voyeurism, and the thought makes me come harder.



Catholics! Anonymous 03/03/2017 (Fri) 20:15:31 [Preview] No. 136 [Reply]
>Nuns don't believe in abortion
>So they wait until the kids are born and then throw 800 hundred of them into a pit
Tell your Christian friends about where their ethics have lead when they tote that no-abortion is moral.

I desire the fallen women Catholics despised. I picture inumeral women prisons for adulterers, alleged prostitutes, and unwed rape victims, begging for a release.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Secours_Mother_and_Baby_Home



Anonymous 02/15/2017 (Wed) 00:27:23 [Preview] No. 90 [Reply]
Holy cloud!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GzbL0ghgKk0 [Embed]


Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 23:27:42 [Preview] No. 132 del
Whenever I am about to fuck, I like to pause and give thanks to the gods of sex-Hitchens the martyred saint, Thunderf00t the sodomizer, Steve Shives the cuck for giving us a variety of fedora fucks. Bless you all!



Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 23:19:23 [Preview] No. 131 [Reply]
Who is our worst enemy? Logically mine is myself, since my own emotions or laziness are my stumbling blocks, and I suppose most atheists take conciously responsibility and think the same, and maybe so do the liberal CS Lewis Christians who interpret demons as just metaphorical internal forces to be conquered. But perhaps most theists nelieve in spiritual Warfare and think their number one foe is Satan? And atheists often say their worst enemies are the irrational members of society? And the 2nd enemy of theists are the evil in the form of tjr men Satan has corrupted.

I wish I had the excuting rivals theists do. I mean, theists lives as though they are playing in a Pokemon fantasy, and Gary and Team Rocket are lurking just out of sight, waiting for you to slip up. It's exciting to have enemies that care so much about you, who have more devotion to your failure than your friends are to your success! Christians don't settle for lukewarm adversaries who forget you after they get promoted, no, they want blood-sworn enemies for life! How splendid! I have to settle for shadowboxing with myself, but they get to see a wide variety of evil shadows conspiring to keep them down whever they go!

Ah, these are the boons of narcisism in your psyche! Christians are so lucky to get to play in a RPG every day of their lives! If you knew better, you wouldn't give it up! Life without Christianity is too damn easy, due to having fewer enemies to wrestle against!



Atheist e-celebs Anonymous 02/21/2017 (Tue) 07:51:28 [Preview] No. 100 [Reply]
Darkmatter2525's David videos weren't as funny as the Samsung trilogy. I think his videos were funnier and fresher a few years ago.



Anonymous 02/19/2017 (Sun) 05:19:53 [Preview] No. 94 [Reply]
Which of these mountains is the most likely to be holy? I say kunlun in China, because I know Mount Sinai, Olympus and Fuji.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_mundi



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Where were you the day God died? Anonymous 02/19/2017 (Sun) 03:35:29 [Preview] No. 91 [Reply]
I was fapping and in my euphoria I misclicked and jacked off to a horse cock pummeling a sissy. It was the best fap I had in years of desensitization when I covertly masturbated, and there was no going back to the porn of the God-fearing. I choose to stop believing and worship Satan, because I can'tell fight God alone and need supernatural powers in case Jesuss comes back to life and sends me to be boypussy for the devil forever in non-stop feverish debauched sex. That would be hell.


Anonymous 02/19/2017 (Sun) 03:40:16 [Preview] No. 92 del
>>91
Anothe car had a bumper sticker which said, "Eternity: smoking or non-smoking?"

At that moment, I as a smoker converted to Satanic atheism.


Anonymous 02/19/2017 (Sun) 03:48:06 [Preview] No. 93 del
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It was on 9/11 when my dog died. I realized God wouldn't allow that. So I switched to worshipping Allah, later joining the Atheist + movement because they're not Islamophobes or bigots, and are against Western civilization and anti FAKE science, and we all know 9/11 was a false flag attack.

https://youtu.be/TpZJD6deEGc
Never forget 7/11.