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Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No. 300 [Reply]
Why do feminists hate us? (Obligatory Hitchens worship.)
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Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 10:28:39 [Preview] No. 302 del
You can tell the quality of a person by the enemies he makes, and to his credit Hitch has made some wonderful enemies.

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 00:48:06 [Preview] No. 303 del
Women have tiny brains and are fucking stupid and uninformed when it comes to politics. Feminists are everywhere, and females are the most susceptible to sexual identity politics. Polticians wave abortion, tampon taxes, rape cases, wage gap bullshit studies, because women are emotional and easily distracted from urgent problems. They're much more apt to be theist, but if they turn atheist they generally join the chucklefest that is atheism+. I say suffrage was a mistake and we ought to take away their right to vote, and tell the western bitches to go to the kitchen and chain themselves to the stove and milk themselves while the men talk about politics. THE GOD OF NATURE GAVE US BIGGER BRAINS FOR THIS SO WE COULD DO POLITICS BETTER THAN YOU.

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 23:12:40 [Preview] No. 330 del
>linking plebbit
>no actual rational discussion there
plebbit shill detected

Anonymous 04/11/2017 (Tue) 23:16:46 [Preview] No. 331 del
Reddit would be better if they didn't have a voting system of censorship, and didn't have SJW mods including a Muslim. Tbh, women are dumb tho.

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 23:22:44 [Preview] No. 311 [Reply]
It's nurture!" SJW "It's nature!" Anti-SJW "It's both" Sane person "Racist sexist Nazi!" SJW "Regressive cuck commie!" Anti-SJW WW3 The End

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Black atheism Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 01:17:50 [Preview] No. 304 [Reply]
>"We are going to forget religion. Put your religion At Home, In The Closet. Keep it between You and Your God - because if it hasn't done anything more for you than it has, you need to forget it anyway." - Malcolm X, 1964

So.. Malcolm X was assassinated for being an apostate? Dang. Guess I haven't thought about it that way before.

I'm essentially a Christian apostate. I'm painfully aware I'd be risking my life if I lingered too long in some rural areas of my own home state and got to know people, or let them get to know me. I wasn't aware Malcolm X could become even more cool in my eyes than he already was. Not a martyr for anti-theism necessarily, but a guy who stood for what he believed in, and was still trying to figure out what that was, then got killed for trying to be honest with himself? Dang, man.

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 01:19:46 [Preview] No. 305 del
What kind of meme propaganda is this? Atheism is a club for white men.

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 04:46:45 [Preview] No. 306 del
Atheism is a club for misogynists. You know the boy clubs? Well this is a no women club for men.

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 04:47:19 [Preview] No. 307 del
But are trannies allowed?

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 04:48:17 [Preview] No. 308 del
No, that isn't scientific enough.

Anonymous 04/06/2017 (Thu) 20:16:08 [Preview] No. 309 del
Wew, he thought an evil black scientist made the white race of devils 6000 years ago.

Anonymous 03/02/2017 (Thu) 09:55:10 [Preview] No. 135 [Reply]
>be me
>try to enlighten friend with superior logic®
>tells me science isn't logic
>*gives him empirical facts*
>says i'm being a positivist
>have to google "positivist"
>"wow this makes perfect sense"
>keeps reading
>"only empirical facts are valid"
>"which is not an empirical fact"
>start crying
>suddenly remember logic is science
>all is well
>repeats from step 1
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Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:06:12 [Preview] No. 252 del
We are the best idea makers, our freethinkers invented Communism when Capitalism fauled, and Randism when Communism failed. We are the only popular modern philosophers which shows we are more right by consensus. We also invented the whole field of psychology to explain why relgitards are so delusional.

Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:08:25 [Preview] No. 253 del

You baitn again?

Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:59:44 [Preview] No. 254 del
We don't b8 m8, we just don't shy from spreading the gospel that we are masters of all fields. An invincible king takes pride in his abilities and let's his subjects know who is king. We are a race of unstopable kings.

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:18:36 [Preview] No. 295 del
In our society any man who does not weep at his mother's funeral runs the risk of being sentenced to death. But I HATE MY MOMMY AND DADDY AND I DON'T GIVE A DARN ABOUT DOING MY HOMEWORK. I WON'T GO TO HELL IF I DON'T U KNO

Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 00:18:50 [Preview] No. 296 del
In our society any man who does not weep at his mother's funeral runs the risk of being sentenced to death. But I HATE MY MOMMY AND DADDY AND I DON'T GIVE A DARN ABOUT DOING MY HOMEWORK. I WON'T GO TO HELL IF I DON'T U KNO

Anonymous 02/15/2017 (Wed) 00:27:23 [Preview] No. 90 [Reply]
Holy cloud!
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Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 23:27:42 [Preview] No. 132 del
Whenever I am about to fuck, I like to pause and give thanks to the gods of sex-Hitchens the martyred saint, Thunderf00t the sodomizer, Steve Shives the cuck for giving us a variety of fedora fucks. Bless you all!

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 04:06:17 [Preview] No. 293 del
"the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal" -Islamic heaven

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What I think of when I pledge allegiance Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 10:24:23 [Preview] No. 276 [Reply]
"I pledge allegiance to the spooks of the united egos of America. And to your spooks, for which they stand. One spook, under spook, with a spook and more spooks for all.....nooope, I pledge allegiance to myself."
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Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 11:22:41 [Preview] No. 280 del
Wow, thanks babe that was great, though I've had much better. I think I'll keep the money though, and I know you won't mind because you just wanted to get laid which is why your writing kept turning into smut. The reason you couldn't do philosophy is that you were a virgin with a vagina.

Ayn Rand 03/26/2017 (Sun) 11:28:49 [Preview] No. 281 del
You're right master Stirner, I was objectively wrong. I wanted nothing more than to be a cock-sucking bimbo. Please marry me or make me your bitch-slave, in exchange I'll service you and your glorious cock every day.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 17:04:31 [Preview] No. 282 del
That's some spooky shit.

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Anonymous 03/29/2017 (Wed) 04:30:42 [Preview] No. 291 del
I don't know who is stupider, Trump's religious right or the religious left that fight him!

Fucking blue laws Anonymous 03/28/2017 (Tue) 03:23:14 [Preview] No. 289 [Reply]
Morality is stupid. It sucks that Utah doesn't sell hard liquor or wine on Sundays, because I am a famous atheist I love to get drunk and drive.

Woo wooism Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 15:38:36 [Preview] No. 122 [Reply]
My horoscope starts my day
The priest says I should kneel and pray
The Tarot reader says ‘sorry, but you’re through
Better check yourself in
To the tower of woo’

A healer cleansed my vortex with Egyptian healing rods
Had me swimming with dolphins: said my energy was clogged
Told me to avoid any cure that was new
The older the better
In the tower of woo

My macrobiotic diet won’t allow me any meat
My reflexologist says it’s all in my feet
And anything sweet is taboo
Why is everybody smiling
In the tower of woo?

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Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:47:57 [Preview] No. 273 del
So much bullshit except for Stirner, the most real philosopher that ever lived.

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:52:33 [Preview] No. 274 del
Man! Your mind is a haunted house!

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 22:52:17 [Preview] No. 275 del
In that I have spooks? It's called being human, you should try it sometimes instead of keep trying to become a god.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 17:06:19 [Preview] No. 283 del
Why would we try to become God when God doesn't exist? That would mean killing ourselves and deleting our existence.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 18:08:34 [Preview] No. 285 del
No one can become an absolute God even if God didn't exist.
People do keep trying to become little gods of as much of their own limited world as they can. Science being the gospel, technology the means. You can't get rid of the need to act religious from anyone (unless you paradoxically use godly means like genetic engineering to erase it from yourself for good).

We are the best co Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:28:14 [Preview] No. 182 [Reply]
Take any elite group and it will overwhelmingly skew atheist relative to the mainstream. We are overwhelmingly represented in the arts, we own comedy second only to the Jews, we possess the famous progressive writers of the last century such as Upton Sinclair, John Steinbeck, and George Orwell. Take any groundbreaking writer of the past century and ask if he is very religious and you can expect a flurry of skepticism. We have the funniest politicians, philosophers, the best scientists, the best
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Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:39:28 [Preview] No. 184 del
Where others try at comedy, we succeed every single day.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 00:29:35 [Preview] No. 186 del
Theists laugh at us therefore we are funny.>>184

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Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:39:17 [Preview] No. 265 del
I don't trust scientific consensus, I only read
because the url says it's independent like me.

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Christian litter Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 23:10:40 [Preview] No. 263 [Reply]
Being an atheist means you're in charge of cleaning up the litter and vandalism of Christians which are pollutting the environment. Christians would ignore because they think it'should a good deed and they don't want to upset God. I have restored these trees to their natural pristine state. What have you done to clean up their litter recently?