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Always....always... Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 23:00:32 [Preview] No. 526 [Reply]
This is a good depiction of what Christians believe life will be like according to Revelation.

Imagine being unable to do anything but face Gary Stu-sama and worship his face forever and ever. And according to revelation there will be an annoying voice that keeps singing the same words over and over for all of eternity.

You will lose your free will and be nothing more than a puppet. Insects will fly into your mouth if God desires it and you'll look like a drooling fool for all of eternity.

Always...
Always...


Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 16:01:28 [Preview] No. 528 del
>>526
They also think we are sending ourselves to hell, not the mafia/Gestapo boss in the sky.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=smPEplUcPgY



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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 21:32:03 [Preview] No. 475 [Reply]
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had 2 sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. People piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god rapes his child so she can become pregnant with child; which is also god in the flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then needs to sacrifice himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he's god. I guess it's just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, and walks around and says some shit for 40 days, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth and kill everybody who doesn't believe this story.

Christianity is flat out stupid.
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Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:02:39 [Preview] No. 487 del
This isn't really a statement about specific things that are bullshit, but many Christians will say things like "I know the Bible" when what they really mean is they know the parts of they've been taught.
Once you start studying the Bible yourself you realize all the horrific things most people aren't taught and most preachers never talk about. Just a few:
Women and children are not only supposed to submit to the man, they are basically property.
If a man rapes a virgin, he has to make restitution by paying the father. If a woman lies about being a virgin, she can be put to death.
If your children disobey you, you can have them stoned to death.
Women never have the right to right to file for divorce but men can in the case of infidelity.
God once had a bear maul a group of young children because they called a prophet baldy.
God struck Uzzah dead because he touched the ark to keep it from falling over.
God ordered the genocide of complete cities, including women, children, and animals because they didn't worship him, yet we are taught God is love.
If a man is homosexual, he can be stoned to death.
If you get a tattoo, you can't go to heaven.
The verse that people use in Romans to say homosexuality is a sin and won't go to heaven actually translates as male prostitute rather than homosexual. Also, other things besides that are listed, but people leave those out.
If a man thinks his wife has been unfaithful and she is pregnant, he can mix a drink of herbs and if she was unfaithful, the baby will die and be extracted out of her body on her thigh, yet we are taught abortion is a sin in the eyes of God under any circumstances.
God curses entire generations, up to the 7th generation, because of the sins of the forefathers.
God hardened Pharaoh's heart causing him to refuse to release the Israelites but then punished him for not releasing them.
All throughout the Old Testament men who were blessed by God had multiple wives and concubines, yet we are taught the Bible teaches one man and one woman only in a marriage.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:03:28 [Preview] No. 488 del
Psalm 137 says that anyone who smashes the babies of Babylon against the rocks and kills them is blessed.
We are taught that the Bible says we must give a tenth of our cash to the church, yet in the Bible tithing was the giving of food and crops so the priests could eat. At the time, there was already a monetary system in place. If it was supposed to be a tenth of your cash, that's what they would have said.
Lot offered up his two virgin daughters to be gang raped so the "wicked" men of the city would not have relations with two male visitors to his house. Lot was not punished but the men of the city were struck blind.
Slavery was condoned in the Bible.
The King James Version of the Bible has words and entire verses in it that some other translations do not. These verses and words were not in the original texts yet many people believe the KJV is the only true Bible, even though the Bible itself says do not add or take away from the texts.
Also, it was finished in 1611. It wasn't even the first Bible. The first Bible to be printed on a moveable type printing press was the Gutenberg Bible, printed in 1454 or 1455, a full 150 years before the before the KJV was even commissioned and 112 years before James was even born. That's not including all the other handwritten versions that existed before the printing press. Also, the Catholic version of the Bible is different than the Protestant version (the Catholic version has more books).
And then, I'm not going to even get into contradictions.
Any time any of this is brought up, Christians say something like "We can't question God" or "That's what is says but that's not what it means!" Another nugget is "Those were Old Testament laws! Jesus changed that with the new covenant!" even thought Jesus himself said he didn't come to change the law, only to fulfill it.
Many Christians also say that all the violence is limited to the Old Testament. They have clearly ignored or never read Revelation.
The more you study the Bible, the more you realize it just doesn't add up.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:13:42 [Preview] No. 489 del
>god says this, god says that
>blessings is a thing
>sin is a thing

a theism is clearly just another theism


Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 05:57:20 [Preview] No. 511 del
This is one of the peculiar quirks of religion. You succeed and it was God's doing, you fail and it's your fault


Moses and the burning bush 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:59:08 [Preview] No. 521 del
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bseZjy6wM-U
God's booming idiotic voice cracks me up.



"Why do people die?" Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 21:38:52 [Preview] No. 520 [Reply]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=TYVNZrxCoXU
Wow this is new! Now I can answer the q!



Problems with universal utilitarianism? Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:31:37 [Preview] No. 499 [Reply]
Can you identify any problems with his argument?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/essays/the-ineffable-carrot-and-the-infinite-stick/
>I believe I have come up with a new variant of utilitarian moral theory that avoids the flaws of both act and rule utilitarianism, which I call universal utilitarianism. It can be summed up in a single sentence, and without further ado, here it is:
>"Always minimize both actual and potential suffering; always maximize both actual and potential happines."
His argument is the closest I have seen to a practical objective morality. However, it would be difficult to follow if others didn't follow it too. I am not willing to give most of my money to the poor, mainly because I Don't think someone richer would do the same for me. I am not nearly rich enough to be the one who should do more to help others financially either. But as an atheist with some education, maybe I can help others intellectually who have less knowledge


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 16:03:49 [Preview] No. 517 del
Perfect is the enemy of good?


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 17:57:56 [Preview] No. 519 del
>>499
Happiness is a form of potential suffering. Unless it's the kind of happiness that equals death. Your faith in an universal reward is pathetic.



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Sometimes the sequels are better Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:02:58 [Preview] No. 512 [Reply]
Jews in SPACE


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 01:22:20 [Preview] No. 515 del
I once read a short sci-fi story where a prominent atheist scientist dies and ends up in front of God.
Short story shorter (spoilers) God lets most people just wink out of existence and only saves the minds of the smartest, cleverest people to try and figure out a way to kill God as he is tired of existing..

It was called the last answer by assimov.


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 01:27:42 [Preview] No. 516 del
that Asimov story where humanity ends up uniting and becoming a singular Human entity to combat entropy and at the end find the solution and say "Let there be light"
much better story tbh



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Religious children are meaner than their secular counterparts, study finds Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:44:19 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply]


https://youtu.be/_m4VvpRQCeM Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:50:37 [Preview] No. 514 del
Just rename study: Atheism could end bullying



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Anonymous 02/14/2017 (Tue) 18:07:47 [Preview] No. 87 [Reply]
>Life is boring when you are not believing in arabian super fabulous powers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfhCkGgd8Eg [Embed]
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Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 20:58:51 [Preview] No. 166 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raif_Badawi
Us atheists want to free this Saudi blogger.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 04:57:51 [Preview] No. 173 del
>>87
>Most of Kenya are Christians
>Most of Conservatives believed Barrack Obama was a Muslim and native Kenyan.
>Closer to the truth is that his father was an atheist.

When Obama (Sr.) was about six years old and attending a Christian missionary school, he converted from Islam to Anglicanism when strongly encouraged by the staff. He changed his name from "Baraka" to "Barack."[1] Obama (Sr.) later became an atheist, believing that religion was mere superstition.[22]


Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 04:52:06 [Preview] No. 212 del
>>110

Do you think escaping is possible? This prison planet, I mean. This fake reality pulled over our heads by the enslavers. People are waking up, but I think it's all very carefully controlled.

As a lolicon, do you ever feel hopeless? As hated as people like that are. Do you ever feel despair?
I'm beginning to think that's the way out. Reality itself is consciousness, and it's all interconnected at the higher levels. The mind exists independently of the body. And creates the body. Emotional reactions connect us to this place.
So if we manage to become totally hopeless, despairing, borderline-suicidal, we can merit the lack of attachment required to walk the universe with unfettered tread. I've seen some results.
They try to put barriers over our minds to keep us from connecting, but that isn't totally possible.
The point of suffering is to develop hopelessness and despair.
Only when you're really and truly suicidal, when you really and truly don't care anymore, do you gain power.
When you completely stop caring, you can do anything.
You stop caring about belief systems (religious, materialistic, etc.), so you discover that life really is just a dream, and all the rules can be broken.
You stop caring about death, so you stop being inhibited about doing anything.
It only comes after you've been damaged deep down to your very core, AND you've declared yourself independent and refuse to be force-fed beliefs by anything else.
Only when you're so gleefully nihilistic that fear no longer exists, belief (in god, science, etc.) is no longer a limitation, torture no longer affects you, and death is no longer a concern, do you get what you're looking for.

What do you think?


Anonymous 06/12/2017 (Mon) 06:24:52 [Preview] No. 505 del
https://youtu.be/8hWVSvzh9os
This song is illegal to play in the UK now because of hate speech laws.


Anonymous 06/13/2017 (Tue) 16:40:51 [Preview] No. 508 del
Look folks, it's all rubbish and your faith is simply down to a fear of death.' You want to think there's some other magical existence out there, but you're wrong.



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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 00:31:33 [Preview] No. 41 [Reply]
WE NEED TO BUILD MORE BILLBOARDS
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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 01:51:03 [Preview] No. 71 del
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>>70
Are atheists really this pathetic? Lust is the work of the devil, though if you can't control your body you can at least use it to glorify God.


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 01:58:51 [Preview] No. 72 del
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>>71
You killed my hardon asshole.


Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:51:00 [Preview] No. 502 del
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Ken Ham receiving anal gets me off almost as much as billboards. You can buy erotica where he is the leading performer at Amazon.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/05/23/creationist-ken-ham-does-unspeakable-things-with-a-t-rex-in-this-erotic-novel/


Anonymous 06/13/2017 (Tue) 01:12:52 [Preview] No. 507 del
I wan't to put a FSM sculpture to fluttet on a pole over the house but my religitard neighbors might break my windows.



The purpose of sentient life Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:27:31 [Preview] No. 497 [Reply]
Fellow atheists, I have found the meaning of life/ the purpose of humans in the universe. It might surprise you, but I gave it a lot of thought. Like Buddha I have turned back the covers of Avidya, and the false illusions that keep you from discovering the ultimate secret of the universe, and you would find the truth too if you drank as many cappuccinos as me. This is a verifiable caffeine truth. Now prepare yourself, for I am about to reveal the secret that will change your life forever.

The purpose of life is to study 2,000 kanji. Note that the word STUDY= is key to understanding the secret. Do not expect to LEARN== all the kanji, for that is impossible, and there are always more kanji, names and words than you can absorb in your old age. The universe created us so that we gaijins may learn Japanese and thereby escape from our countries.

You may be wondering why Japanese and not some other language? Why not learn better English? The answer is simple: CHRISTARDS. The biggest English speaking countries are full of them, while Japan has almost none! The same can be said for most of the European languages, and the ones that do allow you in are not friendly to immigrants. If you are American then Japanese is THE MOTHERLAND, and the universe is calling you to return home. Do not waste time on Europe, focus your attention on memorizing THE DICTIONARY. THE JAPANESE-ENGLISH DICTIONARY IS YOUR HOLY BIBLE.
Now you might argue, "But I'll never learn Japanese well enough to go beyond baby talk. I'd rather study something more meaningful like science or philosophy." Remember though, I said the purpose is not to learn, but to STUDY them. You will never run out of things to study and learn about in Japan. You will never face the frustration of finding out deep stuff in science or philosophy, and being surrounded by Baby Boomers and people who don't care about anything.

The bible supports this! In Ecclesiastes 1, a prophet says that knowledge is meaningless! On the surface this passage sounds 100% totally retarded advice, but if you've ever argued with a baby boomer you will soon realize how true it is! Knowledge means NOTHING in the West! No argument can be used to convince the idiots!

Therefore forget about having deeper knowledge! Deeper knowledge is meaningless! Instead study thousands of kanji!


Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:28:30 [Preview] No. 498 del
For in Japan you will find gaijins from all countries of equal intelligence who are less religious, and who are more open to changing their minds. JAPAN IS THE UTOPIA. Look at this chart for evidence:

Notice that Japan is rolling in debt and due to the aging population the long-term prospects of the economy are terrible….BUT, THERE IS A SECRET! LOOK UP "THE SATORI GENERATION." Anyone born after the late 80's doesn't give a fuck about anything! They have become jaded by the economy, don't care about the pressure to get married, and have no career aspirations or desire to save for property and pointless materialism. They are perfectly willing to spend their days on the internet, reading manga, and following their hobbies while earning nothing but enough pennies to get by. They are creating Utopia as you read this. https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%95%E3%81%A8%E3%82%8A%E4%B8%96%E4%BB%A3

That's why they were nicknamed "The satori generation," (which translates to "the ENLIGHTENED generation.") Yes, Japan right now is full of ENLIGHTENED FEDORAS. FEDORAISM IS ON THE RISE. THE SATORI GENERATION ONLY LIVES FOR THIS LIFETIME, AND NOT SOME FALSE PROMISE OF AN AFTER-LIFE OR TO BUILD UP A NATION UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF A POLITICIAN THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THEM. THEY ARE THE NEW "LOST GENERATION," AND THE ENLIGHTENED MINORITY NEEDS TO MIGRATE THERE AND FORM A COMMUNITY OF ENLIGHTENED ATHEISTS. THERE ARE FEW OBNOXIOUS 団塊の世代(BABY BOOMERS) IN JAPANESE BIG CITIES BECAUSE THE IMBRED GENERATION PREFERS TO LIVE IN THE HAMLETS. THEREFORE, TOKYO AND THE OTHER CITIES ARE DESTINED TO BECOME THE NEW PARIS OF THE INTELLECTUALS.
If you can get a stable job in Japan you can be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. There will be an entire world to study, and it will be easier to avoid talking to people who have no curiousity or desire to learn new things. JAPAN IS THE MOTHERLAND, FEDORAS.


Anonymous 06/10/2017 (Sat) 22:22:16 [Preview] No. 503 del
>That meditation pic.
"Gripped by fear people go to sacred mountains, sacred groves, sacred trees and shrines."

Siddhartha Gautama ~ 560 BC - 486 BC


Anonymous 06/10/2017 (Sat) 22:44:07 [Preview] No. 504 del
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>>498
> in Japan you will find gaijins from all countries
What country do you think Sandal-san is from? It's a mystery, but one where people grow with elf ears and stupid hairdos.