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SHITPOSTING R&D Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 17:40:49 [Preview] No. 19474
CAUTION
This thread is for highly trained /am/y professionals only.

I can't say I'm not worried what the consequences might entail but if we are to win this war it is imperative that we find out what's the highest humanly possible concentration of pure shitpost in a post and in a thread.
Turn off self censorship and eliminate all and any interference from your brain. Mind altering substations allowed.

Safety not guaranteed.


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 17:46:08 [Preview] No. 19476 del
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Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 17:52:22 [Preview] No. 19478 del
OHHHHH SHITTT


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 17:55:01 [Preview] No. 19479 del
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What's a shitpost?


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 17:59:39 [Preview] No. 19483 del
Bulldogs, and all that.


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 18:00:34 [Preview] No. 19484 del
exploitable!


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 18:17:35 [Preview] No. 19492 del
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>>19479
Leading /am/ researchers have found that shitpost refers to any post you don't like but aren't intelligent enough to argue against.


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 18:58:49 [Preview] No. 19501 del
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Have I got the right address to the Shitposting Agency? I got the address from a card on the bulletin board at /am/ondo's. I'm not sure if I'm in the right place.


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 19:27:38 [Preview] No. 19507 del
>>19501
You're in the right place but there's a problem.
You're not cute enough.


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 19:29:17 [Preview] No. 19508 del
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Maybe they'll let you in now.


Anonymous 03/13/2016 (Sun) 20:34:26 [Preview] No. 19520 del
Apply memetics


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 01:02:40 [Preview] No. 19607 del
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What if there was a man who was a dog? He was a man, but he was also a dog. He was the world's doggiest man. He would ask for help and he would be desperate. We need to help him.
There is a certain shitpost dog that you must keep an eye on. Watch for the shitpost dog. You will see great things from this pup, the shitpost pup. You should watch for this dog, he will do something great.


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Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 13:16:30 [Preview] No. 19765 del
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I believe


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 13:16:51 [Preview] No. 19766 del
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I believe


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 13:17:19 [Preview] No. 19767 del
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every day is a good day when you paint


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:16:39 [Preview] No. 19832 del
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STOP THAT IS NOT A DOG ITS TUBAL CAINE

Tubal-cain is a person mentioned in the Hebrew Bible, in Genesis 4:22. He was a descendant of Cain, the son of Lamech and Zillah, the brother of Naamah and half-brother of Jabal and Jubal


Jubelo jubela jubelum. the 3 RUFFIANS who killed hiram abiff. ALSO KNOWN AS THE JUWES> I AM THE ONLY PERSON TO BTFO OUT OF THIS TO THE POINT YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TALENTS ON ADORING EVIL


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:22:37 [Preview] No. 19834 del
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LOOK AT THE THUMB AND 4 FINGERS ON THE HANDSHAKE AND ON SCHLOMO. EXACT SAME HAND PLACEMENT

I have solved this damned meme


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:35:52 [Preview] No. 19836 del
>>19832
Pretty sure it's dog.


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:39:06 [Preview] No. 19839 del
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then what does that make me. who was Scone? schlomo cool story bro i am adam kadmon i am ultimate kike. i am adam kadmon ultimate kike.


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:44:10 [Preview] No. 19842 del
Figure 1
Balls are touching

Figure 2
Balls aren't touching

huge difference

the shitpost itself is kind of exquisite though


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:47:40 [Preview] No. 19843 del
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>>19836
>cainine

no shit

a 2 ball canine.


stop seriousposting

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/75000413


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:49:37 [Preview] No. 19845 del
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exploitable is shaped exactly as it should


this was never about the cartoons there is real horror in this world


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 19:55:22 [Preview] No. 19847 del
>>19843
What if it's a cat?


Anonymous 03/14/2016 (Mon) 20:08:19 [Preview] No. 19851 del
>>19846
calm down joey chesnut you still take down more weiners than most asian helpers
I have lapped nearly all memes by a full revolution. I am always on the opposite side of the race track in the lead. and look at that i just won the freemasons crune.

let me crune the masons crune.
Apron girdled round the waist
gloves snug creased into place
life is a rat race uin the trap space
between the spring and the claw
love under will under law
double laqured crawl space
slidin' out in yo face
step into the crevice goy
you can meet the wonderboy
chicken fight in the lake of light shining bright


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Anonymous 03/15/2016 (Tue) 14:21:50 [Preview] No. 19967 del
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Allright...
We might be having a little bit of an outbreak currently.
This is not part of scheduled experiments. I repeat:
this is not part of scheduled experiments.

No reason to panic, accidents like that can happen in shitposting laboratories.
Remember your training and equip yourself accordingly.


Anonymous 04/04/2016 (Mon) 12:41:48 [Preview] No. 26071 del
>>19967
cummies in my boot


Anonymous 04/04/2016 (Mon) 22:04:31 [Preview] No. 26263 del
i first started reading /am/ when i was about 21. by 41 i got really obsessed with the concept of "shitposting" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "dog balls" and "OH MY GOD I WANT TO FUCK YAMADA" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "shitpost" style of /am/ humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" /am/ to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.


Anonymous 04/04/2016 (Mon) 22:13:08 [Preview] No. 26267 del
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>>26263
>implying we are not already all batshit crazy here


Anonymous 04/04/2016 (Mon) 22:18:13 [Preview] No. 26269 del
>>26267
uhh /am/ is a board for sane girls. We even have a banner of it.


Anonymous 04/04/2016 (Mon) 22:21:04 [Preview] No. 26270 del
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>>26269
Don't worry I'm a sane girl, let's all love each others


Anonymous 04/05/2016 (Tue) 00:10:20 [Preview] No. 26319 del
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>>26263
Your memes is fucking dude.


Anonymous 04/05/2016 (Tue) 00:21:03 [Preview] No. 26327 del
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>>26319
That girl doesn't look very sane.


Anonymous 04/05/2016 (Tue) 00:23:50 [Preview] No. 26330 del
>>26327
She is sane believe me


Anonymous 04/05/2016 (Tue) 00:40:19 [Preview] No. 26334 del
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>>26330
That girl looks fine but this is the face of pure madness. The kind of face that could cause a mass dairy-based suicide if stared into for long enough.


Anonymous 04/05/2016 (Tue) 00:43:00 [Preview] No. 26335 del
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>>26334
Madness is not such a bad thing when you think about it


Anonymous 04/05/2016 (Tue) 01:04:28 [Preview] No. 26341 del
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>>26337
I love you too


Anonymous 04/06/2016 (Wed) 10:58:28 [Preview] No. 27721 del
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>>26341
That rope looks so inviting...


Anonymous 04/16/2016 (Sat) 10:13:21 [Preview] No. 29551 del
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take the Heh IV, kid


Anonymous 04/20/2016 (Wed) 20:23:24 [Preview] No. 30369 del
バンパーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー


Anonymous 04/20/2016 (Wed) 21:14:12 [Preview] No. 30434 del
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We can't let /AM/ win this shitpost battle, guys.
We need to become stronger, and perform more powerful shitposts if we want to come out victorious.


Anonymous 04/20/2016 (Wed) 21:18:09 [Preview] No. 30435 del
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>>30434

but they stole our shitpost OC eventually.


Anonymous 04/20/2016 (Wed) 21:21:37 [Preview] No. 30437 del
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>>30435
Then we must simply shitpost even harder. I'm sure this'll push them forward and give them the drive to produce their own, more powerful shitposts, but that, in turn, will push us to become even stronger.

The end result will be the biggest shitposting spike the internet has ever seen.


Anonymous 04/20/2016 (Wed) 21:35:35 [Preview] No. 30441 del
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>>30437

Go on, I'm running out of idea at the moment.


Anonymous 04/20/2016 (Wed) 22:32:13 [Preview] No. 30445 del
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/bane/ reporting
hothead elimination agency is a go


Anonymous 05/05/2016 (Thu) 02:26:14 [Preview] No. 31310 del
のこった!!!!!!


Anonymous 07/20/2016 (Wed) 04:39:11 [Preview] No. 32110 del
I've noticed that trucks are sort of the hot new meme right now and the new Berserk anime has provided a surplus of 3dcg Guts images, so putting two and two together I saw the opportunity to revive a Clerks reference. Here is a prototype.


Anonymous 07/23/2016 (Sat) 09:15:03 [Preview] No. 32131 del
>>29551
sauce?


Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous 08/13/2016 (Sat) 16:32:05 [Preview] No. 32216 del
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Manga made me "soft". Even https://viagra.online can't help me. Sure.


Anonymous 08/13/2016 (Sat) 17:36:28 [Preview] No. 32217 del
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Hey /ma/nager, the dot pattern from >>32216 could be better for background.


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>>33010
correction


Anonymous 01/14/2017 (Sat) 17:08:35 [Preview] No. 33014 del
There aren't enough question-mark floating above the head of cute girl images in the world to respond to what you've made, bro.


Anonymous 01/14/2017 (Sat) 18:00:42 [Preview] No. 33015 del
>>33014
It won't help much but see this thread for more context
>>19424


Anonymous 04/07/2017 (Fri) 15:44:36 [Preview] No. 33352 del
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>>26263
I know I'm the person who cropped that image, and I know I didn't write those psychotic ramblings, but on the other hand those are the exact kind of psychotic ramblings a total psycho wouldn't associate during a lucid moment.


Anonymous 04/16/2017 (Sun) 19:05:49 [Preview] No. 33365 del
use this when you're smugly apprehending as soon as possible



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